I'm really immortal

Liu Changan didn't bother to explain anything to her. After drinking it, it was the easiest thing to do, lest she finally understand it and show a pitiful look of "It turns out that I am really a stupid mother".

After drinking the fake wine, Liu Changan went downstairs without forgetting to warn her.

"Wait...when I'm done with the dongdong bed...you...you can bring your sweetheart back."

After Liu Changan finished speaking, he went back to sleep.

Zhou Shuling's face was red, so he was thinking this way?Could this be telling the truth after drinking?Really, if he doesn't find a partner himself, is it hindering him!

Early the next morning, Liu Changan faintly heard a rooster crowing, and woke up before dawn.

Last night, I drank a whole bottle of fake wine, which didn't cause any damage to Liu Changan's body, but he sometimes experienced the effects of drunkenness.

Liu Changan washed his face and brushed his teeth, and was about to train the dog. When he went downstairs, he saw Zhou Shuling doing morning exercises under the sycamore tree, which was a difficult situation.

"You were hit by Qin Yanan's figure yesterday?" Liu Changan exposed Zhou Shuling with a smile.

Zhou Shuling rolled her eyes at him and said nothing.

"I feel uneasy in the early morning!" Liu Changan patted Zhou Shuling on the shoulder, and then quickly hit her on the back, neck, and arms a few times.

Zhou Shuling almost shouted, and when Liu Changan stopped, she was surprised to find out, "Hey, why do I feel like I've been pulled apart by you, I'm much easier to do these actions!"

"It's good to know. Adults will inevitably have jerky and stiff muscles and poor blood qi. When you exercise, you will get twice the result with half the effort. You can get twice the result with half the effort by opening the muscles and blood vessels first." Liu Changan also twisted his body a few times, "Early in the morning, you gave me a bad eye. , be beaten!"

"You... Who made you talk nonsense when you were drunk last night?" Zhou Shuling gave him another look in disbelief. She wasn't afraid of him, and of course she didn't really care. If she was really upset, she wouldn't talk to him. .

"What did I say?" Liu Changan really doesn't remember, it's not because of being drunk, but sometimes he just talks casually.

"Nothing to say." Zhou Shuling ran to the fence to do morning exercises.

Old man Qian came to take pictures of the tree again. Because he was wrapped in plastic wrap, he seemed to think that it was a favorable environment created by others, and he took advantage of the feeling of taking advantage of it, so two other old men and ladies came to take pictures of the tree together.

Liu Changan ignored them, took a piece of Zhou Dongdong's clothes and put it on the dog's head, only showing his eyes, and took Lu Sien out for a walk.

It is not a day or two to train a dog, but for Liu Changan, it does not take too much time, not to mention letting a dog pick up a familiar little master to and from school, it is easy to do it rain or shine, even better than humans. Be punctual.

After training the dog, he came back and rushed Zhou Dongdong, who was about to be late and sitting under the plane tree, waiting to ride the dog to school. Liu Changan also walked to the school.

I don't know if it was because of the fake wine last night. Liu Changan felt that the sun was a little halo today, forming a more beautiful light spot in front of his eyes. He squinted at the sun for a while, recalled the course and classroom, and found himself. teaching building.

There are classes in the first and second periods today, and freshmen are quite active in school. The required courses are several classes in a large classroom, and there are more than ten minutes before class, but they are almost full.

Liu Changan looked around and found that Wei Xuanyi, Sun Shutong and Qin Zhiqiang were sitting together in the back row. Qin Zhiqiang was playing with his mobile phone with his head down. Wei Xuanyi and Sun Shutong saw Liu Changan and didn't mean to beckon him to sit together.

Liu Changan sat in the front row at will.

Yan Qingcheng silently used herself to occupy the seat and brought back the book that was placed in front of Liu Changan. Although Yan Qingcheng felt that she had no need to be afraid of Liu Changan, she was fighting for this school and went to the hotel with the counselor to open a room. It's better not to provoke him if he is a domineering "student tyrant".

For example, reminding him to sit in the seat he wants to occupy.

Yan Qingcheng didn't know whether to greet him or not, but seeing him staring at the ceiling in a trance, Yan Qingcheng gave up the idea.

On the contrary, a girl next to Yan Qingcheng bumped into Yan Qingcheng with some excitement.

"Liu Changan! It's Liu Changan!" The girl whispered excitedly to the one next door.

Yan Qingcheng was a girl from another class in the back row. Obviously, no one thought that Liu Changan would choose a seat surrounded by girls. There were basically no male students in the first three rows in the middle.

The girls in this class have undoubtedly heard of Liu Changan's name. This kind of boy who can stand out for good or bad things will arouse the girls' interest in gossip, so many things about Liu Changan are spread.

Yan Qingcheng is a little confused, a romantic person who can't be said to be all evil, but has absolutely nothing to do with good quality, just attract your attention?If you really want to fall in love, those boys who have a correct attitude in life and study and have normal views are the objects of attention.

"What a coincidence." Liu Changan had just watched a spider on the ceiling ate a mosquito, and turned his head to see Yan Qingcheng.

"Coin... huh... What a coincidence." Yan Qingcheng responded awkwardly, sitting beside her for 5 minutes before realizing that she was Yan Qingcheng, what a coincidence.

The girl who helped Yan Qingcheng to occupy the seat came. She was a little surprised when she saw someone sitting next to Yan Qingcheng. Then she glanced at Liu Changan, smiled at Yan Qingcheng, and showed a clear expression. Yan Qingcheng made a cheering gesture and sat in the back row.

Zhu Juntang was almost the last one to come in. Seeing Liu Changan sitting in the front row, he glanced at Yan Qingcheng.

She didn't speak, and she didn't look for a seat.

"You want to sit here?" Yan Qingcheng asked tentatively.

"If you don't sit here, I'll sit here." Zhu Juntang felt that her meaning was somewhat different from what Yan Qingcheng understood. She didn't want Yan Qingcheng's position, but if there was no one here, She doesn't mind sitting down.

Yan Qingcheng already felt like she was sitting on pins and needles, and she quickly waved her hand to signal to the girls next door to move to the side, giving Zhu Juntang a space to come out.

Zhu Juntang put a thin cushion on the seat, and then sat down. After all, letting the fairy's butt feel the temperature of other people's butt is really disgusting.

Chapter 372 Bamboo Rat and Zhu Juntang

Except for Liu Changan, who seemed to be serious in class every day, but actually didn't know what he was thinking about, Yan Qingcheng felt that everyone was satisfied with the current situation.

She successfully avoided the situation of being next to Liu Changan, and she should not have angered Liu Changan, making him find that she actually disliked sitting with him.

Zhu Juntang also got his wish and sat beside Liu Changan, and Yan Qingcheng did not offend her, and everyone's demands were satisfied.

Maybe Liu Changan is also very satisfied, after all he is a playboy, with a girlfriend like An Nuan, and he wants to take Qin Yanan from a wealthy family to the hotel to play with, then if he gets together with Zhu Juntang, it's nothing So strange.

Qin Yanan has proved that if she is not a woman from a wealthy family, she will definitely be able to avoid scumbags, and she will definitely be able to face those men who are good at playing with women.

Before coming to school, her mother, who seldom told her what to pay attention to in college life, reminded her for the first time not to fall in love casually. Whether it is between students or teachers and students on the college campus, there will be no results.

In short, Yan Qingcheng felt more and more that Liu Changan was too dangerous. In retrospect, Liu Changan's sudden gesture of "ok" towards him was a heart-shattering danger signal.

Yan Qingcheng lowered her head and stared at her book.

Zhu Juntang fiddled with the seat cushion a few angles, and finally sat down safely.

"There is no central air conditioner in the classroom, only a vertical air conditioner!" Zhu Juntang said to Liu Changan in surprise after looking around.

"It's too hot. I usually bring my own fan." Liu Changan said indifferently that the fan has a lot of vitality because it is simple, durable and practical.

Zhu Juntang knows what a Pu fan is, it is the kind of fan made of leaves that she doesn't know what kind of leaves, and it is hard and gray. The most common time she sees it is Liu Changan sitting under the plane tree while reading a book and drinking tea, while shaking the Pu Fan, like a Like an old man... no, he's a really bad old man.

"This vertical air conditioner is still the type that can blow people to death. How do these people do things?" Zhu Juntang was angry.

"School funds are limited, do you think you're here in a resort hotel?" Liu Changan recalled bitterly thinking about it. Having such a large vertical air conditioner already feels like a luxury. Thinking back then, the classroom was as hot as a steamer. Not just as thirsty for knowledge?

"I didn't blame the school." Zhu Juntang took the mobile phone and sent a message, "I clearly sent them the timetable, so they don't know how to install the temperature control equipment that can be used in the classroom I want to teach in advance. What a bunch of guys who don't work for money, corpses... corpses... corpses... corpses!"

"The corpse is a vegetarian meal, right?" Yan Qingcheng felt a little uncomfortable when she heard the word "corpse" in her mouth, and couldn't help whispering.

"It's really a vegetarian meal." After listening to the narration, Zhu Juntang finally remembered the newly learned idiom, and she didn't care who was filling it up. In short, if a fairy like herself encountered any embarrassing things and resolved it naturally, then It is also a matter of course, no need to worry about how to solve it.

How did this man become his classmate?Yan Qingcheng thought gloomily, although Liu Changan is a scumbag and a school bully-type "school bully", he is also a real learner bully. Yan Qingcheng has never thought about the ranking in the province.

"Does it have the function of fresh air?" Liu Changan asked Zhu Juntang casually while watching Zhu Juntang's message. He would not ask Zhu Juntang to be hard and simple, but he was proactive.

"Of course there are, these are all basic functions." Zhu Juntang didn't know, but she thought it was a matter of course, just like before she walked into this classroom, she thought that the temperature and air quality in the classroom should be the most accustomed to her. .

"Then I don't need to bring a fan."

"Then did you bring the book?" Zhu Juntang asked after sending the message.

"Forgot. How about you?"

"I forgot too."

"What a coincidence."

"Yeah. So what are we doing here?"

"In class, just listen carefully."

"I want to go back."

"That won't work, sit down."

So Zhu Juntang gave up the idea of ​​going back, just as the teacher entered the classroom, he obediently put his hands on the table and put them together.

Yan Qingcheng looked at her books and couldn't help but glanced sideways at these two people who were sitting upright but forgot to bring their textbooks. What are these people doing in the university?

After the first get out of class was over, Zhu Juntang's entourage brought her textbooks. Zhu Juntang went to urinate in the RV parked outside the teaching building, then brought back two bottles of orange juice and distributed one to Liu Changan.

Yan Qingcheng and other female classmates who went to the toilet together also came back. Sitting in her own seat, Yan Qingcheng glanced at the two people drinking orange juice next to her, took her own kettle and poured a lid of water and drank it.

"We should arrange an outdoor course in the farmland soon, are you going?" Zhu Juntang, an eldest lady who always has someone to help with planning the itinerary, needs to know the course in advance.

"Go, I don't know if there are voles to catch." Liu Changan was looking forward to it. "The voles are different from the mice that burrow through the sewers in the city. They live in the fields and are very innocent and lively, eating rice, sweet potatoes, and corn. Waiting for the crops, all of them are fat and cute, and their whole body exudes a delicate and juicy oily and smooth temperament."

"You want to eat them?" Zhu Juntang listened to Liu Changan's tone, looked at his eyes and expressions, and looked at him in surprise.

"of course."

"You actually eat mice?" Zhu Juntang doesn't care about the difference between voles and mice in the city, they are disgusting things anyway!

"When I'm done, you can try it, and I'm sure you will eat three bowls...if there are so many for you to eat." Liu Changan said with certainty.

"Eat it yourself, I'm going to tell Yaya that you eat mice." Zhu Juntang quickly and frankly stated that he was going to sow discord.

The man you like actually eats mice, can't anyone stand it?Zhu Juntang still hoped that Qin Yanan would stop being Liu Changan's dog because of this, so that when he fought against Liu Changan, he might have an extra helper.

"Did you know that there is also a kind of mouse called Bamboo Rat, is it very fateful with you?" Liu Changan even wanted to give Zhu Juntang a nickname like "Bamboo Rat".

"Bamboo rat?" Zhu Juntang has never eaten this kind of thing. Even if she has eaten many dishes, there is no need to know the names of the raw materials.

Liu Changan went to the online store to search for "bamboo rat", and there was a preview of the bamboo rat that had been treated like a pig with a long tail.

Zhu Juntang glanced at it, just drank the orange juice, and suddenly vomited out in disgust.

Liu Changan expressionlessly moved his eyes from his mobile phone screen to Zhu Juntang, because Zhu Juntang vomited orange juice all over him.

He searched for such pictures for Zhu Juntang, really wanted to disgust her, but how could she spit on him?

Although a little embarrassed and humiliated, Zhu Juntang couldn't help lying on the table and laughing. He only wanted to get revenge on him for giving him chestnuts yesterday, but today he finally let out a bad breath, even at the cost of the image of the little fairy... ...but it feels so good!

Chapter 373 Jasmine Fragrance

People with stinky farts generally don't like people who are as stinky as themselves, or more stinky than themselves. This is just a summary of a rule, not Zhu Juntang's personal consciousness, because the words fairy and stinky farts should not be linked together.

In a word, Zhu Juntang only thought that Liu Changan was stinky enough, and it was very comfortable to see such a stinky guy deflated.

It's impossible for him to kill her just because she vomited orange juice all over him?

Zhu Juntang was a little worried that he picked up his own orange juice and poured it on her.

Liu Changan didn't do this, he wouldn't waste his orange juice like this.

Zhu Juntang hurriedly threw away the orange juice in his hand.

What a waste, Yan Qingcheng shook her head. Ordinary orange juice costs three yuan, and the more expensive freshly squeezed orange juice in the supermarket is thirty dollars, not to mention Zhu Juntang drink it?

"Do you think I'll open the bottle cap and pour the orange juice over your head?" Liu Changan looked at Zhu Juntang calmly.

"You won't!" Zhu Juntang hurriedly put his hands in front of his chest, and put them aside to appease Liu Changan's seemingly calm mood.

"Of course I won't." After Liu Changan finished speaking, he stood up, "I'll go wash my hands."

Zhu Juntang watched Liu Changan walk out of the classroom and blinked in surprise. Does Liu Changan have such a good talk?

"It's none of my business?" Zhu Juntang turned her head and said to Yan Qingcheng.

Yan Qingcheng hesitated for a while, nodded, and shook her head again. She didn't know why Zhu Juntang asked her, nor did she have an objective position, but she didn't want to talk to Zhu Juntang.

Zhu Juntang didn't really want to ask Yan Qingcheng for support, and then saw Liu Changan walking in with a pack of tissues while wiping, and holding a bottle of jasmine tea in the other hand.

"Drinking orange juice?" Liu Changan handed Zhu Juntang the orange juice that had been left in the seat.

Zhu Juntang looked at Liu Changan suspiciously, then shook his head, and felt that although Liu Changan was suspicious, if he was the first to attack him, it might cause disputes if he refused him, so he pointed to the jasmine tea in Liu Changan's hand, " I drink this."

Liu Changan hesitated for a moment, then handed the jasmine tea in his hand to Zhu Juntang, and unscrewed the orange juice and drank it himself.

Zhu Juntang looked at the drink bottle carefully, squeezed it, turned it around to see that the bottle cap was intact, and then opened it and started drinking.

"I bought it from a vending machine outside." Liu Changan said casually.

"I rarely drink such cheap drinks." Zhu Juntang took another sip. Most of her cheap consumption activities are with Qin Yanan, because Qin Yanan often buys food and drink on the roadside and gives them to her. Bamboo King Tang.

"what about the taste?"

"Generally, this kind of jasmine tea is obviously made with essence. The aroma is not very fresh and natural." Zhu Juntang tasted it again, tightened the bottle cap, and didn't plan to drink it any more. It already gave Liu Changan a lot of face.

Liu Changan brought it over, flipped through it, and said in surprise, "As expected, there are edible flavors, you actually know this kind of thing?"

"This is common sense." Zhu Juntang was slightly proud.

"Do you know 3-methylindole? Its molecular formula is C9H9N." Liu Changan handwritten a molecular formula for Zhu Juntang to see.

"I know all these letters and numbers, I know half of these two words, Yinduo, I guess the pronunciation of the half is about the same." Zhu Juntang frowned, who knows these messes!

"You are so smart, their pronunciation is indeed half." Liu Changan said with admiration.