I'm really immortal

An Nuan thought for a while, but didn't answer immediately, just looked at Han Zhizhi.

"I think that as a native of Junsha, my classmates came to Junsha to travel and asked me to be a tour guide. I really have no reason to refuse him inhumanly... But I don't want to be alone with him, I always feel too ambiguous and awkward." Han Zhizhi Of course there are good reasons.

"The point is, let me help check and see how people are doing?" An Nuan was half-smiling, how could a girl not be in love with her?Especially when Han Zhizhi saw that An Nuan was in love, it would be impossible to say that she didn't have such an idea, so although Han Zhizhi didn't have love at first sight for this man, she was willing to contact him, and in more daily life Observe each other in detail, and listen to your most important best friend's opinion at the same time.

"Disgusting!" Han Zhizhi thumped An Nuan, and her rounded cheeks became a little shy.

"Your charm is also amazing... You actually made people chasing from Zhonghai all the way to Junsha." An Nuan sighed, and remembered Liu Changan's phrase "Where are you going, where are you going?" The smile on the corner of his mouth was a little happy, not jealous. Girlfriend charm.

"I found that as long as I'm not with you, there are times when I'm charismatic." Han Zhizhi looked at An Nuan with some fascination, "If I were a man, where would I get Liu Changan, right?"

"Bah, if you were a man, you would be killed by Liu Changan." An Nuan smiled and opened Han Zhizhi's paw, which she stretched out to hug her.

"That's it, you must call Liu Changan." Han Zhizhi urged seriously.

"Anything to say?" An Nuan asked strangely.

"First, you are Liu Chang'an's girlfriend. I asked you to accompany another man. Everyone is a little unhappy, right? He will be fine if he is there. Second, there is a man next to him. Only by comparing what we do can we compare and observe." Han Zhizhi is a girl with normal emotional intelligence and three views.

"That's right. In fact, if you don't tell me, I'll call Liu Changan. He always says I'm jealous, but he doesn't really care..." An Nuan smiled and said a little embarrassedly, "Actually, I'm pretty good. I love watching him when he's domineering."

"A story?" Han Zhizhi still has a very keen sense of smell for gossip.

An Nuan then talked to Han Zhizhi. The girl was always happy and happy to tell some things about her boyfriend because he cared about her.

When Liu Changan received An Nuan's message about the arrangement for tomorrow, he was doing duck work.

To make duck, of course, is to make a dish that uses duck as a raw material, nothing else.

Speaking of ducks, everyone is most familiar with the poem "The Prophet of Ducks in Spring River Plumbing". If you think of the article "Duck Huan", you must have other understandings and doubts. As for how to understand and doubt, it is inconvenient here. Excessive interpretation.

Liu Changan bought a fat duck, washed and chopped eight pieces, added sweet wine, flooded with autumn oil, put it in a clay pot, sealed it with hemp paper, smeared it with mud, and put it in a dry pot to prepare for steaming. stand up.

This way, of course, is to use firewood to cook, so the fire activists were called back by Liu Changan from the rice noodle shop to start the fire, and Liu Changan assured Zhou Shuling that he would teach Zhou Dongdong to do his homework.

After lighting a long incense stick as the time standard for burning the fire, Zhou Dongdong started to burn the fire.

"Brother Chang'an, I'll help you set the fire, can you help me with my homework?"

"You help me make the fire, I invite you to eat duck, or do you want me to help you with your homework? Choose one of the two."

"I want to eat duck and I want you to help me with my homework."

"Go and dream."

Zhou Dongdong was not disappointed when he was rejected, "Then you teach me how to fly first, okay?"

"Aren't you a small plane? Small planes can fly by themselves, and they don't need to be taught by anyone."

"I'm a little plane that can't fly..." Zhou Dongdong was very self-aware in other respects besides refusing to admit that he was a stupid child.

"Oh, so you are a small machine." Liu Changan nodded.

"You are the chick! You are the little rooster, ooh..." Zhou Dongdong began to sing the songs he learned in kindergarten, and he couldn't help but miss the time when he was in kindergarten when he was a child.

"Why did you learn to fly?" Liu Changan asked.

"I told Taozi that I could fly, but I've never been able to fly." Zhou Dongdong said sadly, today she made the wheels fast again, but she still fell, and she was almost able to fly a little bit. .

"This is a problem, otherwise people will be regarded as a child who likes to brag." Liu Changan fell into deep thought, flying is not an easy thing, such as pigs, pandas, these round animals can't fly.

Zhou Dongdong was very depressed. He was not a bragging child. Because he believed that he was a small plane, he felt that it was a matter of course that he could fly.

"Okay." Liu Changan nodded without embarrassment, who made himself a carry-on grandpa?

Chapter 3 Sixty Let's Learn to Bark Together, Let's Bark Together

From bamboo dragonflies to kites, from the wingsuit man under Wang Mang to the manned rocket of Wanhu in the Ming Dynasty, from Chang'e flying to the moon to the giant Chai in "Supplementary Notes", from Feng Ru to Zhou Dongdong, human beings yearn for flying The dream has always been primitive and simple, and it has finally been realized by fighting for it.

Among these characters and deeds, only Feng Ru has achieved real success.

Zhou Dongdong's attempt was very primitive and stupid. He tried to use the power of the rotation of his arms to blow up the updraft, and repeatedly produced the illusion that he almost flew up a little bit.

Liu Changan relied on the rotation of his arms to fly, and he could only make himself staggered and fall, and he could not fly even if his arms were broken.

"Because flying is actually a very difficult thing, and it is very difficult for you to learn it. Next time your school performs a show, I will show you a flying show to prove that you are not a bragging child." Liu Changan thought about it for a while. , reluctantly found a solution.

"Why is it so difficult for me to learn?" Is learning to fly as difficult as learning mathematics?

"Because you are a stupid child." Liu Changan said naturally.

"Why am I a stupid child?" Zhou Dongdong said aggrievedly. In fact, he doesn't usually care about it. He doesn't study well, he doesn't understand lectures, and he doesn't know how to answer questions. It's not a very important thing, but Zhou Dongdong really I really want to learn to fly, so that Song Taozi will not be regarded as a bragging child.

"You go ask your mother."

"My mother is also a stupid child!" Zhou Dongdong suddenly realized that it was not his own fault.

"No, she's a stupid mother."

"Ow..." Zhou Dongdong suddenly realized that he had such a sense of relief.

"I'll tell you again, the dog is barking."

"But I heard the dog barking tomorrow night! Mom said it was oooooooooooooooooooo."

"The bark is the residual wolf-like racial talent in the dog. This kind of howl can spread farther, summon the same kind, and send out signals. But there is only one stupid Zhou Dongdong, no matter how much you bark. The same kind will respond to you." Liu Changan scientifically and objectively popularized science.

"I don't understand what you're saying...Ow...I'm going to call it that...Ow..."

"If you call it that again, I won't teach you to fly."

"Okay." Zhou Dongdong can bend and stretch, "Wow, wow..."

"No, it's Wang, read it with me, woo ang wang, woo ang wang..."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa..."

"Woo Angwang, woo Angwang, woo Angwang..."

"Woo, woo, woo, woo..."

"Yes, it's almost there, wang wang wang..."

"Wang Wang Wang..."

Zhou Shuling came over and looked at the big and small with her hands on her hips.

"Fire." Liu Changan commanded Zhou Dongdong with a blank face.

"Wang...wang...wang..." Zhou Dongdong continued to learn three tones, pronounced it correctly, and then threw wood into the big stove.

"I asked you to teach her to do her homework, and you teach her how to bark?" Zhou Shuling was funny and angry, "She's already stupid enough, can you teach her something about studying?"

"I taught her to learn Pinyin. It's like you can teach something useful... Helicopters are oooooooooooooooo, and dogs are oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. When you see something, you think others are oooo. Ouch." Liu Changan retorted, really, even a stupid mother would be too embarrassed to speak of him.

"That's not me... Isn't that about the same? Next time you listen to it, you'll know." Zhou Shuling's face was a little hot, obviously that's how it was.

"Why did you come back suddenly? Didn't you want to see the store?" Liu Changan didn't want to discuss this topic with her, so he waved his hand and motioned her to leave quickly.

"There's no more eggs in the store, so I'll take two boxes of eggs over there." Zhou Shuling just remembered the business and ran upstairs quickly. It was delayed for a while. If a customer came to order, each customer would lose five yuan!

Seeing Zhou Shuling twisting her waist upstairs, Liu Changan said to Zhou Dongdong, "Let's eat first, and then send some to your mother."

"Okay! Although my mother beats and scolds me every day, I like her so much!" Zhou Dongdong's greatest love is to share food with others.

"Well, although you are stupid, I also like you a little bit." Liu Changan pinched a little fingernail to show Zhou Dongdong.

Zhou Dongdong pouted, feeling a little sad, he clearly liked Brother Chang'an very much.

"Do you like your mother? Do you want to feed your mother a duck?"

"I don't have a mother!" Liu Changan glanced back at the door behind him, charged Shangguan Dandan with a starting point, and after giving her the sanitary napkin, she seemed to have fallen into autism again. There was no movement for a while. Once I saw her take the initiative to communicate with me, I still asked him to go to breakfast.

It seems that buying her a cell phone has both advantages and disadvantages.

It turned out that when she told her about the world today, she couldn't help but come out and take a look. This idea should be correct, but she didn't expect that after she got the mobile phone, she chose to use the mobile phone to understand the world, and even be able to express it. are not interested in coming out and seeing the world in person.

It's just that since she came to see Zhou Dongdong under the plane tree, she must have also seen the towering Baolong Center.

Skyscrapers are naturally one of the symbols of modern civilization, and they have the most direct and powerful shock to the ancients.

No matter which ancient civilization it is, an architectural language related to "reaching the sky" has been born, but it is only limited by the productivity of ancient times.

The towering skyscrapers like Baolong Center, whose tops are often between clouds and thunder and lightning, will give the ancients the most direct sense of separation.

In comparison, I am afraid that the masterpieces of modern civilization, such as mobile phones and cars, are not so powerful.

Could it be that Shangguan Dandan had already accepted this shock after seeing high-rise buildings, so he tended to digest and accept modern civilization instead of satisfying curiosity?

"Next time you see Sister Tantan, you should find a way to let her play with you and let her not hide." Liu Changan had no choice, so he started to use Zhou Dongdong, hoping that she would be able to eat and eat. Play a little role in realizing the meaning of your child's life.

"Is she playing hide and seek with you?"

"So many questions."

"Oh."

Zhou Shuling went downstairs with the eggs, glanced at Liu Changan and Zhou Dongdong quickly, and found that Liu Changan was reading Pinyin to Zhou Dongdong with Zhou Dongdong's elementary school reading book in his hand, so he went to the store with confidence.

"Brother Chang'an, you can read the book in reverse!"

"Of course." Liu Changan nodded calmly.

After the incense burnt was finished, Liu Changan took Zhou Dongdong aside, put out the fire and opened the pot, and the aroma rushed to his face, Zhou Dongdong hurriedly jumped up and wiped his mouth.

The duck meat is crispy and soft, and the taste is completely different from that of blood duck, beer duck, waxed duck, etc. The taste of the duck is removed, and the freshness and original taste of the ingredients are more emphasized. Liu Changan packed a little in an insulation box and handed it to Zhou. Dong Dong, Zhou Dongdong stretched out his hand and wanted to taste it first. He dipped his finger hard and tasted the taste of his finger. He was beaten by Liu Changan and rushed to wash his hands.

Liu Changan slowly and leisurely ate the duck, and Zhou Dongdong entered the barrier to eat the duck.

An Nuan sent a message: "I'm hiding in the bathroom and texting you!"

"It's a picture-filled message."

"rogue!"

"It's normal to tease your girlfriend."

"Bah, I'm talking to you about business, I'm hiding and talking! Time is running out."

"Then you said it."

"Let me tell you, we asked Han Zhizhi to play together tomorrow because a boy chased her to Junsha!"

"This stick has stirred up the Xiangjiang River from the Huangpu River. It's really amazing." Liu Changan sang a sentence in the singing voice of Huagu Opera while sending a message. In fact, many folk singers now like to learn from traditional dramas.

"Don't be too handsome tomorrow, just be normal."

Liu Changan agreed, but he didn't think about the meaning of An Nuan's arrangement, anyway, it was some messy reason.

Chapter 361 The sympathetic An Nuan

The next morning, when Liu Changan was sitting on the tree reading a book, the mobile phone under the tree turned on. Liu Changan glanced at it. It was An Nuan's message, so Zhou Dongdong under the tree turned on the screen and took a look.

An Nuan sent a message and asked Liu Changan to send a selfie that he was going to go out today.

"Take a picture of me." Liu Changan said to the child who was stupid and could not learn well but could play with mobile phones.

Zhou Dongdong ran around the plane tree, took a photo of Liu Changan, and then threw his phone under the tree and ran upstairs to get the soy milk.

When Liu Changan jumped down to drink soy milk, he looked at the photo taken by Zhou Dongdong and sent it to An Nuan with great satisfaction.

Today's breakfast is the bacon powder invented by Zhou Shuling herself, just changed the toppings. She has to say that it is a new invention and she will go with her. Liu Changan tasted it and can eat it, but there is no need to add it to the menu.

Liu Changan and Zhou Dongdong were sitting under the plane tree and eating noodles, when they saw Old Man Qian coming over again.

Old Man Qian sneered, and waved the thing in his hand slyly.

A thick bundle of plastic wrap.

Liu Changan suddenly thought of the problem of aging. Not only must the old be depended on, but the key is to be active in old age. If you are idle all day long, you will not do serious things, and it is easy to go into evil ways and go crazy.

Old Man Qian tore off the plastic wrap, waved it triumphantly, and started tying the plane tree in circles.

The sycamore tree was not too small, and it was a bit difficult to tie it standing still, so Old Man Qian had to run around the sycamore tree in circles, and finally bundled up a thick layer, and he was exhausted. slumped under the sycamore tree.

Liu Changan went and poured two glasses of water, drank one for himself, and another.

Old Man Qian didn't care about Liu Chang'an's ridicule, he laughed twice, "I didn't expect it, Shanren has his own plan."

"You are free." Liu Changan nodded.

"I've been thinking hard for the past two days before I came up with this method. Since the plastic wrap can keep fresh, it means that it will not isolate the essence of heaven and earth. I won't be infected with that dextrose..." Old Man Qian stood up, feeling refreshed after he got what he wanted.

"Didn't I talk about aura last time? Why did it become the essence of heaven and earth again?" Liu Changan asked for advice.