I'm really immortal

"Fuck! Are you kidding me?" Guan Yuan was furious. Not only was he angry that Liu Changan wanted to bury him, but he was even more annoyed that he had lost his mind and thought he was planting trees, so he followed him to dig here for a long time!

"No." Liu Changan and Guan Yuan reasoned, "Listen to my explanation. There is no such thing as a thousand days to guard against thieves. I came to play tonight. I also want to sing and play game consoles. I'm going to play board games, I can't be by Baifen's side all the time, can I? You see you are so dishonest, I just go down to drink a glass of orange juice, and you hide in the bathroom to peep at Baifen, boo, you say you're so nasty , how can I rest assured?"

"I didn't peep at her, shhhhhhhhh!" Guan Yuan was furious, and Liu Chang'an was talking nonsense.

"I know you didn't peep. Didn't you find out and get splashed by white fennel?" Liu Chang'an pointed to the pit again, "Go in, I don't have time to stare at you, so it's safest to bury you here , When our party is over, I will naturally pull you out."

"I'm not a carrot, why don't I go!" Guan Yuan dropped the shovel, furious.

"No, why do you come back after leaving? You can't trust someone who goes to peep in the bathroom." Liu Changan shook his head.

"I'll say it one last time..."

Liu Chang'an didn't wait for Guan Yuan to finish speaking, the shovel smashed across Guan Yuan's neck, Guan Yuan felt pain suddenly, pointed at Liu Chang'an unsteadily, staggered and fell into the pit.

"You won't listen to the reasoning, but it's okay to go in by yourself." Liu Changan raised the shovel and began to bury the pipe.

Guan Yuan's physical fitness far exceeds that of ordinary people, and he soon woke up, and found that Liu Chang'an had buried the soil on his shoulders. He couldn't help being shocked and angry, "Liu Chang'an! You are absolutely lawless, do you know what you are doing?"

"You just suffered from being uneducated. Think about it, if you know the origin of the name of the willow tree, you can imagine, where is someone digging a hole to plant a willow tree? As for a willow tree, just put a branch in it! "Liu Chang'an obviously reminded him so clearly, Guan Yuan is still so dull, it must be necessary for him to wake up to the importance of erudition from now on, study hard from now on, and it's unknown whether he will correct his evil ways and return to the right. In the future, he will recall Liu Chang'an's painstaking efforts , naturally grateful.

After Liu Chang'an finished speaking, he stuffed the handle of the shovel into Guan Yuan's mouth and blocked his throat, so as not to disturb the students' interest by his yelling.

"Before this, I stuffed chicken in your tricks and drenched it with chicken juice and sugar water. It's your fault. Fortunately, I now agree with and support the core values ​​of socialism, and I'm not so cruel." Liu Changan showed a smile With a gentle and kind smile, he patted Guan Yuan's head, then walked back to the villa, and unscrewed the door lock in case someone found Guan Yuan in time.

Liu Changan went to wash his hands, and found Bai Hui looking around in the corridor again.

"Why did you go?" Bai Hui asked with a sigh of relief.

"I'll go and bury Guan Yuan, you can play with peace of mind tonight." Liu Changan has always been reliable in his work, and he will do things well if he promises. It has nothing to do with other reasons.

Bai Hui let out a chuckle, so what he said about burying carrots meant burying Guanyuan?Liu Chang'an is really annoying. He obviously doesn't want to laugh with him anymore, but he wants to make her laugh again. It's really annoying.

Bai Hui didn't take it seriously either, and asked Liu Changan if he wanted to sing. Of course Liu Changan was going to sing. This play lasted all night, because there was no class in the morning the next day, and it would be in the afternoon. Everyone played until the morning to enjoy themselves. And return.

Liu Changan and Bai Hui bid farewell and walked home. They walked to the Juzhou Bridge and looked up at the sun. It was another sunny day.

Chapter 355 News and Weibo

Standing on the east side of the river and looking towards the west of the river, the fog is halfway up Baolong Center, the top floor passes through the clouds and mist, and a round of red sun like egg yolk hangs at the corner of the building. It was hard to look directly, the dazzling light evaporated the water vapor as always, making the hustle and bustle of the city even more manic.

In such a city in such a season, Liu Changan still feels that the sun is shining brightly. As long as life is passable, don't let the haze cover your heart, and have a gentle and broad heart.

When it comes to the sunshine and life as long as it is decent, Liu Changan thinks of a relatively old Japanese drama "Sunny Days in Shimokita".

The protagonist, Yuta, followed his girlfriend to the city to repeat his studies, and lived in an apartment full of beauties. The benefits were full, and the beauties had all kinds of fun, including breaking up with his girlfriend, and his girlfriend was even considering dating a senior who confessed , and finally dated. After dating, I went to open a room. After I opened the room, I went to take a shower. I probably calmed down after being washed with cold water. I felt that I still couldn’t let go of the male lead... so in the end the male lead abandoned a room full of beauties , or the finale with his girlfriend.

When Liu Changan watched this drama, he suddenly realized that the core idea of ​​the whole drama is to remind everyone that they must take a shower before having an intimate relationship.

Liu Changan went home and took out the sauce jar, dried the chili sauce, took a shower, sat on the balcony reading a book, and waited for Zhou Dongdong to deliver the soy milk, when he heard a burst of "crack", "crack" from downstairs. Turning his head, he found that old man Qian was clapping beside the sycamore tree alone.

"You got into a fight with this sycamore tree? What happened to you?" Liu Chang'an looked at old man Qian very unhappy.

"This sycamore tree was struck by lightning some time ago, which means it has a lot of aura. I exercise here is very effective. Do you know that I have qi in my hands? This kind of qi can communicate with this tree." Of course, old man Qian has own reason.

"Didn't you say it was because there was a treasure under the plane tree, and it absorbed the treasure?"

"The precious qi and the spiritual qi are interlinked. When it comes to yin and yang and the five elements, let me tell you that you don't understand either."

"When I discussed Yin-Yang and Five Elements with Zou Yan, you didn't even know where your ancestors were for eighteen generations."

"Hey, nonsense, I don't care about you, I just want to shoot in front of you."

Liu Changan looked at old man Qian, and old man Qian looked at Liu Changan.

Liu Changan took out his mobile phone.

Seeing that Liu Changan had nothing to do with him, old man Qian immediately felt refreshed, and finally took revenge for Liu Changan's sowing discord last time.

Liu Changan found a piece of news and read it:

"Uncle Liu is over 60 years old this year. He firmly believes that hitting trees has health benefits. In order to exercise his body, Uncle Liu has been going to the park to hit trees for a long time. Unexpectedly, the effect of health preservation has not yet manifested. Into the hospital."

"It might be AIDS." Old man Qian hesitated for a moment, then continued to shoot the tree.

"After asking about his medical history, the doctor learned that Uncle Liu often went to the park to hit a tree in the morning. After examination, he found that a pathogen called Staphylococcus epidermidis had been cultivated in his blood. The doctor said that there are grapes on the surface of normal people's skin. The existence of cocci, if the skin is intact, will not cause disease, the phenomenon of persistent high fever in the old man is because he destroyed the skin during the tree crash, and the bacteria took advantage of the gap to enter, causing the clinical manifestation of sepsis."

After Liu Changan finished reading, he looked at old man Qian who was looking at his hands.

"He hit a tree, I just patted... I just patted..." Old man Qian patted the tree lightly again hesitantly, then stared at Liu Changan unconvinced.

"Yes, you are just taking a picture, you continue." Liu Changan nodded in agreement.

"Of course I want to continue." Old Man Qian touched the tree.

"You're taking pictures, what are you touching? It's not your guest." Liu Changan urged.

"I can touch it if I want!"

"I'll find another piece of news like this to read to you."

"Don't read it anymore..." Old Man Qian wiped his hands on his clothes, and hurriedly prepared to go home and wash his hands, "I won't shoot today, I'll come back another day."

Finally drove the old man away, Liu Changan tore a leaf from a sycamore tree that stretched out. Everyone is an old man now, but the old man is different from the old man, can he fight me?

Liu Changan stayed at home until twelve o'clock, and went to Baolong Center at noon. The new store had just opened. He didn't care much about the business. It wasn't that he didn't care, but he was sure that the business would be very good. , but the word of mouth has spread, and a bowl of noodles and a chicken leg are ready, and there are so many people who come to eat them. Nowadays, many traditional famous restaurants in Junsha rely on a serving of stinky tofu, a serving of sugar oil cakes and the like. Fame, even if they have derived other products, the best-selling products are actually classic products, and other derivative products are often like chicken ribs, which only increase the cost.

Zhou Shuling saw Liu Chang'an came to the store, and quickly pulled him to sit in a corner, looking at him happily.

Liu Changan is ordering.

"Guess how much it sold yesterday?" Zhou Shuling couldn't help reaching out and pressing his hand holding the phone, reminding him to pay attention to the important news she was about to announce.

"Don't guess." Liu Changan signaled her to take her hand away with his eyes.

"Why are you like this?" Zhou Shuling was unhappy, and didn't pay attention to Liu Changan's eyes at all. "It's sold for a lot of money. We are really going to get rich."

"Get rich...you can buy a small plane for Zhou Dongdong if you get rich."

"What small plane to buy? Toy plane, she already has one."

"I'm serious, helicopters, Zhu Juntang has several."

"Then how can you afford it?"

"You can't even afford a helicopter, and you dare to say that you are going to get rich." Liu Changan pulled out his hand and poked her excited face away, "This is promising."

"How much does the helicopter cost?" Zhou Shuling asked curiously, touching the cheek poked by Liu Changan.

"There are hundreds of thousands to hundreds of millions." Liu Changan looked up at the roof of the building, as if his gaze could penetrate the 93rd floor and reach the hangar on the top floor. If you buy several hundred million helicopters, you will be rich."

"Why buy that thing for her?" Zhou Shuling didn't like it very much, "I saw Miss San's helicopter whizzing upstairs several times, it was quite noisy."

"It's not a dog, how can it fly whine whine?"

"Dogs don't whine and fly?"

The two were chatting, when All Star came in from the outside, still smiling on his face, but looking at Liu Changan and Zhou Shuling, there was something strange in his eyes.

Chapter 356 Superpower

Caring too much about a person sometimes hurts yourself and makes you narrow, suspicious, sensitive, and neurotic. Sometimes you look at yourself from the perspective of a bystander, and you may even be surprised and unbelievable. How did you become like this?

During swimming lessons, I felt uncomfortable seeing her shoes put together with the shoes of a boy I thought might have an affair with her.

He and her look at each other, and her smile will make my heart ache.

She glanced over unconsciously, and her heart would beat. Did she find something?Does she hate it when she pays attention to her?

In the empty classroom, the classmates have left, and when they approach her desk, they will feel strange.

Liking someone is actually a matter of torturing oneself, even tantamount to self-abuse.

The sadness of youth has settled down, and it may not have taken root in the hearts of middle-aged people.

The All-Star came over with a smile on his face, "You two brothers and sisters really have a good relationship."

"The whole manager is here. Sit here. I'll let the kitchen prepare it for you." Zhou Shuling quickly stood up, pulled the chair next to him to let the whole star sit down, and then went to talk to the kitchen.

Liu Chang'an smiled slightly and didn't say anything. All Star, a middle-aged man, had a good heart, but he still hadn't given up on Zhou Shuling, and sometimes he felt uncomfortable.

Zhou Shuling finished ordering and sat back. She originally wanted to chat with Liu Changan. Although Liu Changan was not willing to listen to her, Zhou Shuling had to have someone to report to. If he didn't want to listen carefully, he wouldn't listen carefully. Anyway, Zhou Shuling said her own.

After sitting down, Zhou Shuling didn't want to talk anymore. She didn't talk about business at first, but just chatted with Liu Changan. Now that All Star was sitting next to her, Zhou Shuling felt that she didn't have anything to say. She opened her mouth: "Do you want to add fried eggs?" ? This is a new dish I invented."

"Did you invent the fried egg? You invented the four great inventions." Liu Changan discovered a person with a thicker skin than himself.

"I mean our store. Look, you made this powder. Zhou Dongdong even made a big chicken leg. I think I have to invent a dish to go in." Zhou Shuling is a very motivated person, looking forward to Looking at Liu Changan intently, he must not disagree.

Liu Chang'an laughed. It is a good thing for a woman to have ideas. She may not be unconvinced, but she definitely has the idea that she just wants to fight for herself and make more contributions.

"You can add fried eggs for me and Manager Quan." Liu Changan nodded.

"Thank you, but most noodle shops add fried eggs. In order to save time, the fried eggs in many shops are almost filled with a large pot of oil. The eggs are too crispy and bitter, so they are not considered as fried. Fried eggs." The All-Stars also agreed.

Zhou Shuling talked to the kitchen, and was very happy to see that both of them recognized her idea, "My eggs are all local eggs bought from relatives in my old family. They are fried in lard, and it costs two yuan to add a fried egg." Is it too much?"

"Five yuan." Liu Changan thought for a while and said: "Order five yuan, put it in the set meal and count it as three yuan and five yuan. Our cost is quite high."

"I... I thought two yuan would be enough." Zhou Shuling was taken aback, and looked at Liu Changan carefully, feeling that she had made a big mistake. If the difference was three yuan, wouldn't it be 3000 less to sell a thousand eggs? Yuan, "I entered all the prices."

"It costs five yuan, and a Japanese-style steamed egg in the western restaurant upstairs costs more than 100 yuan. Why can't our fried eggs with lard be sold for five yuan?" All-stars also supported.

Liu Changan and All Stars finished eating the noodles with fried eggs, and walked out of the shop together. Liu Changan patted All Stars on the shoulder: "Don't think too much."

After Liu Chang'an finished speaking, he left. All Stars were taken aback for a moment. Did Liu Chang'an mean to stop thinking too much about Zhou Shuling, or did he see that he meant something else when he said that their sister and brother had a good relationship?

It was hard to figure it out for a while, and sure enough, these people who hide their background like to make people think about their words. I have been lucky enough to listen to Miss Zhu's instructions a few times, and they are also like Liu Changan. Know what it means.

Liu Changan did not expect that he would be compared with Zhu Juntang, walked out of Baolong Center, and walked to the school under the scorching sun at noon.

The military training is over, and there is no such touching camouflage green in the whole campus. The maple leaves are gradually red and the sycamore leaves are numerous. The wind passing by on the street covered with leaves rolls them up, and the leaves describe the shape of the wind. A circle reminds people of Zhu Shuzhen's lingering love poem.

"Did you read today's Weibo? I retweeted @你." Although what Liu Changan did made An Nuan cancel the idea of ​​following each other with him on the trumpet, An Nuan no longer cares about him.

"No, I don't use Weibo very much now." Liu Changan shook his head.

"Okay! You don't use Weibo very much now!" An Nuan said sourly, "You used it so diligently before."

"Yah, this tone is not as strong as ah."

"Is there anything I want to express strongly? Hmph!"

"Hmph is very cute here."

"The way you change the subject is still so blatant!"

"Isn't the point about what you want to tell me on Weibo?" Liu Changan changed the subject again.

An Nuan read with her mobile phone: "In recent years, with the popularity of villa parties, they have gradually become popular among students. After a party was held in a villa near Hunan University this morning, a student The backyard was found buried in the soil. The other students ignored him and left on their own. When the staff cleaned the villa, they found him buried in the soil with only his head exposed. After the student was rescued, he refused to go to the hospital , and did not want to disclose more information, and left on their own. The staff of the villa said that they had never found such a prank before, and its nature was extremely bad. mischief……"

"Is this a prank? Ordinary people have been buried for so long, and they will probably burp." Liu Chang'an shook his head solemnly, "This student left on his own, safe and sound. According to the current regulations and work style, I'm afraid it will be a big deal in the end. Make it trivial."

"I see some comments below that seem to belong to our school. The most important thing is that the victim is unwilling to speak out. It is difficult to investigate deeply at present." An Nuan said with emotion: "The phenomenon of campus bullying is getting more and more serious. Logically speaking, college students are You are an adult, don't you think about the consequences?"

"Looking at this kind of news now, you can't make a decision immediately. Nine out of ten news stories are reversed, and these media are irresponsible. I think the real situation of this news may be a confrontation between two superpowers, and college students, Villa party labels have nothing to do with it."

"Excuse me, what kind of experience is it like to have a boyfriend in the second grade? Thank you, my boyfriend is a second-grade patient who believes in superpowers. The experience is not bad, but he also has superpowers. I hate it." An Nuan asked herself. answer.

"What superpower did you discover about me?" Liu Changan was puzzled, "The truth about my immortality, do you finally believe it?"

"You are super good at talking."

"What kind of super power is this? Then you are super cute, does it count as a super power!"

"Forget it!" An Nuan admitted loudly and confidently.

"Then, does your good looks count as superpowers?"

"Calculate!"

The two chatted all the way, and after parting, Liu Changan went to the side of the road to buy a piece of pig brains to eat. Recently, his brains are not as good as before, so let's make up for what we eat.

If I told Guan Yuan that I didn't forget him on purpose, I don't know if he would believe it or not, but since I've been eating pig's brains, it can be seen that at least I believe it, so why wouldn't he believe it?

Believe it or not, Liu Changan was eating pig brains, and his phone vibrated. Liu Changan thought that he had just separated from An Nuan, so it should not be An Nuan's call, so he didn't rush to answer it, and still squatted under a sycamore tree by the roadside eating pigs Brains.

The phone kept vibrating until Bai Hui ran to his side panting.

"You...you...why don't you... answer the phone?" Bai Hui could even hear a vibrating sound bulging in his trouser pocket.

"Take your breath first." Liu Chang'an also found out that Bai Hui would stutter whenever she was nervous, but she hadn't encountered many nervous and anxious things before, and Liu Chang'an discovered it when she took 20 on her body that time.

Bai Hui pressed her chest to let her breath flow, she was catching up on sleep in the dormitory in the morning, and when she woke up, she didn't even bother to change into a beautiful little dress, and ran to Liu Chang'an without putting on makeup... This shows that something really happened.