I'm really immortal

Zhou Dongdong hurriedly washed his hands.

Zhou Shuling came out with the meal, saw that Zhou Dongdong went to wash her hands without being urged, and praised her.

"After Dongdong ate the pickled pig's feet you were here, you asked me to make it too, so I made another flavor, how do you taste it?" Zhou Shuling looked at Liu Chang'an expectantly.

Liu Chang'an tasted the pig's knuckle and nodded to show that it was good, while Zhou Dongdong looked at Liu Chang'an's plate of bok choy.

"Brother Chang'an, you can only eat grass if you have no money?" Zhou Dongdong was a little worried.

"I'm not... I didn't eat it... Well, yes, although this thing is grass, it's edible and delicious." Liu Changan explained, "It's called bougainvillea."

Zhou Dongdong was relieved, and at the same time, he was very happy that there was something delicious that he hadn't eaten before, so he picked up a chopstick and stuffed it into his mouth.

Zhou Dongdong's face twisted sharply, deformed, squinted his eyes, opened his mouth, spat it out, and looked at Liu Changan in disbelief. Although he smelled an extremely bad smell just a moment before stuffing it into his mouth, based on having eaten Zhou Dongdong didn't pay much attention to the experience of the stinky mandarin fish.

But it doesn't seem to be the same at all.

Liu Changan took a sip, took a sip of wine, took another sip, and looked at Zhou Dongdong.

Zhou Dongdong took another sip and vomited again.

Liu Changan continued to eat, looking like he was enjoying himself.

Zhou Dongdong took another sip, unwilling to give up, but still vomited.

Liu Changan continued to eat.

Zhou Dongdong finally opened his mouth and cried with a "wow", very sad.

"You're teasing her again." Zhou Shuling glared at Liu Chang'an reproachfully, but laughed happily again.

"The pig's knuckle is still good, better than the one I made, especially the skin of the pig's knuckle is fried just right, it won't lose its chewiness and original flavor, and it's not so greasy." Liu Changan praised Zhou Shuling's cooking craft.

Zhou Shuling was very happy, and gave Liu Changan a carefully selected pig with meat and belt tendons. She knew that Liu Changan had good teeth, and he could eat pig's knuckles even with the belt and tendons. If you don't eat, you can just watch Liu Changan eat. You must know that for a cook, it is very satisfying to watch someone finish his food with such a high standard.

After Zhou Dongdong cried a few times, he found that no one was paying attention to him, so he sniffed, wiped his tears, and put another chopstick in his mouth.

"Wow... Woo... Aw..."

Even more sad.

Zhou Shuling put the plate of bok choy directly in Liu Changan's hand, not to let Zhou Dongdong pinch it, and said angrily, "If you can't eat it, don't eat it. Why are you howling?"

"Obviously...obviously...it's delicious...why can't I eat...ah..."

Liu Changan continued to eat the pig's feet, and reminded Zhou Dongdong, "If you compete with this plate of bok choy, I will finish the pig's feet first, and then the beef."

Only then did Zhou Dongdong come back to his senses, and was taken aback for a moment, how did he become a stupid child?Not witty and brave at all, and quickly started eating pig's feet.

"It's gluttonous and stupid." Zhou Shuling put her hands on her hips helplessly, "I don't know who I look like?"

"What do you think?" Liu Changan looked at Zhou Shuling, without any self-knowledge, "You can take Zhou Dongdong to plant 13 trees on Arbor Day next year."

Although she didn't know why Liu Changan asked her to plant trees, Zhou Shuling still felt that it was very meaningful to take children to plant trees, so she nodded, "Let's go together."

"Okay, you plant, I'll watch."

After Liu Changan had dinner, he discussed with Zhou Shuling about the color design of the children's bed. In fact, it was just talking. Anyway, Zhou Shuling would only "OK", "You make up your mind", "You can do whatever you want", "I'm fine" .

Back downstairs, ready to continue making the bed, Liu Changan clapped his hands, thinking about it, it's better to go and see Shangguan Dandan, after all, a new place was arranged for her today.

When he came to the downstairs room and opened the door, Liu Changan unexpectedly found that the coffin was opened, but Shangguan Dandan had disappeared.

Chapter 318 Mother's Love

The night just shrouded the top of the sycamore tree. It was the time when the phoenix perched on the sycamore tree. After dinner, waving a cattail fan, calling out children and girls in twos and threes to drink and drink in the mahjong parlor is the true meaning of the evening.

Liu Changan was going to take a look at Shangguan Dandan, and he was going to ask old man Qian to play mahjong. Last time he beat Huzi away and he lost in anger and Liu Changan left. It happened to let him win a little bit tonight, and wait for him to face Liu Changan proudly. When you dismiss hubris, win it back.

There was no Shangguan Dandan in the coffin, and Liu Changan did not see Shangguan Dandan.

It doesn't matter, she will never be defeated, or shattered into the void.

The important thing is that the coffin was opened, but Shangguan Dandan was not inside. This was a rare opportunity for Liu Changan, because he wanted to feel the coffin from the very beginning.

Shangguan Dandan has been lying in it for 2000 years... After she woke up, she has been lying in it until now, which is enough to show how comfortable this coffin is.

He had thought before that if he lay in this coffin and rocketed him out of the solar system, he could travel the universe.

This is just thinking about it. He will not want to leave the earth until human society or intelligent civilization is extinct on the earth. It is probably the day when all human beings become data, and it is time for him to leave the earth.

Liu Changan approached the coffin, reached out his hand and touched the coffin cover with only the edge on the coffin body, and then probed in to look inside the coffin.

When he opened the coffin for the first time, he could see clearly the inside of the coffin, which was no different from the coffins dug out from ordinary cemeteries, or the coffins prepared for the recently deceased.

Take a closer look at the many fine lines on the inner wall of the coffin, neatly arranged in rows, but when Liu Changan's fingers landed on them, he could feel that those lines were actually very complicated, but they were too fine to be seen with the naked eye. I just feel that it is a neat and straight line.

Liu Changan was not in a hurry to use a magnifying glass to study the texture inside the coffin. He just looked at the snow-white quilt inside the coffin. Keep it in the same state as when it was just made.

The quilt was not at the bottom. Liu Changan remembered that when he first saw Shangguan Dandan here, her face was very close at hand. When the coffin was opened, her nose should have been only a few centimeters away from the coffin cover.

Liu Changan didn't lift the quilt either, he kept the entire coffin in its current state so as not to change anything inadvertently.

He took off his shoes, then stretched out his hands to press the edge of the coffin, raised his legs and stepped in, and lay down with his whole body facing the quilt sideways.

He planned to just lie down like this, which was different from Shangguan Dandan's lying posture, and then turn over to fully experience the feeling of sleeping inside.

The quilt was so soft, it was so clean and soft after being slept by Shangguan Dandan for so many years, and even exuded a warm fragrance, Liu Changan closed his eyes unconsciously.

It's so comfortable, no wonder Shangguan Dandan was able to lie here for so long.

I hope it feels like a long sleep and unwilling to wake up.

The mattress feels soft, like a soft woman, her warm and smooth skin seems to be able to absorb all the fatigue of a man, allowing him to completely relax and fall asleep.

This feeling of being like a woman is so real, it even becomes bumpy and curvy with his oppression... huh?Why is there a rapid panting sound?

Liu Changan opened his eyes involuntarily, but found that what kind of quilt was lying on top of him, it was clearly Shangguan Dandan who he thought had disappeared!

Shangguan's breathing was a little short, a blush spread from her delicate ears to her slender neck, but there was no other expression on her face.

If it's Zhu Juntang, a fairy who can read other people's eyes, you can even see from her eyes "it's true", "it's easy to change the country, but it's hard to change the nature", "I'm going to abolish you", and so on.

"What's going on?" Liu Changan stretched out his hand and pulled Shangguan Dandan's ear, it was soft like the jelly smeared with a jelly partner, so real and warm, not like a hallucination.

"You call me, and I'll breastfeed you." Shangguan turned his head away in shame. This was probably his nostalgia in the past, and he stretched out his hand to tug on his collar, hoping that he could feel my good intentions. bitter.

"what is it call?"

"mom."

"..."

"When a child learns to speak and wants to breastfeed, he will call mom first."

Liu Changan confirmed that this was indeed a real scene, and ran out of the coffin with a roll.

Shangguan Dandan was very puzzled, but he was slightly surprised to see that Liu Changan seemed to have given up his disobedient behavior.

"I didn't intend to do anything to you." Liu Chang'an looked around, and his gaze finally fell on Shangguan Dandan and the coffin. What's going on?

"Then you want to refine me into a elixir?"

"no!"

"Then did you lie on me to seek the warmth of a mother's love?"

"no!"

Liu Changan found that Shangguan Dandan was as difficult to communicate as Zhou Dongdong.

"Help me up."

Shangguan lightly raised her slender palm.

Liu Changan went over to help Shangguan Dandan, and asked her to show off...At that time, whether it was Empress Lu or Empress Dowager Dou, most of the time they were only called "Zhen" in the imperial edict, or on certain occasions and contexts. Not much, especially when facing the emperor... Shangguan Dandan is different.

Shangguan Dandan stood up from the coffin, then looked at the ground.

Liu Changan also looked at the ground.

Shangguan Dandan looked at Liu Changan again.

"Do you want to come out?"

"Do you want me to jump off?" This is not the height of the pony carriage, Shangguan Dandan's pony carriage is very convenient to walk down directly.

"If you don't jump off, don't you know how to fly?"

"Pedal."

Liu Chang'an sneered, the score was laid out, and he took a small bench and placed it in front of the coffin, "Did someone step up for you when you came out?"

"But aren't you in front of me now?"

Liu Changan stopped talking to her about it.

Shangguan Dandan stepped on a small bench and came out, looked left and right, she didn't look disgusted or surprised, Liu Changan was poor, Shangguan Dandan had already made up his mind.

Standing on the ground, Shangguan Dandan stretched out her hand to tidy up the collar she had pulled just now. She has gradually gotten used to doing many things by herself... In fact, even 2000 years ago, it was not that the most honorable person in the empire woman, she does nothing by herself.

"What happened just now? I walked into the room and saw the coffin opened, but you were not inside. When I lay in and wanted to feel it, I found you lying under me." Liu Changan asked.

"You want to steal my baby again!"

"I just feel it. It's like your little carriage. Did I return it to you after playing with it?"

"Can't you just play with your own stuff?"

"Do you want to play with your phone?"

Shangguan Dandan opened his mouth, of course he wouldn't say "don't play".

"The point is, why did this happen?" Liu Changan reminded her to focus on the key point again.

"It's just an illusion. This coffin can feel the thoughts in your heart, but it is an illusion after all, so you thought you were just lying in the coffin, but in fact you were lying on me." Shangguan Dandan found out that Liu Changan was not lying , I knew the reason, and I was a little disappointed. It turned out that he really didn't need her mother's love.

How can the mother-child relationship between two people be stabilized?Shangguan Dandan looked at the unfamiliar face in front of him, and recalled that young man who sang happily in Chang'an city back then.

Chapter 319 Filial piety

Shangguan Dandan's memory of Chang'an City is very deep, just like Liu Chang'an's memory of Junsha and this community over the years.

For Liu Chang'an, the time in Chang'an City was more than 2000 years ago, but for Shangguan Dandan, it seemed like yesterday.

After the scourge of witchcraft, Chang'an was in chaos, blood flowed like a river, the empress, prince, two princesses, and the Wei family were all killed.

Weiyang Palace is not a place that makes people relaxed and lively. Even the young Shangguan Dandan can feel this palace in the small private chats, in a few words, and in the names of those who have passed away. brutality and indifference.

The people here always deal with it carefully, listening carefully to every word of others, and pondering every subtle expression and movement of others.

Shangguan Dandan didn't hate or try to change anything from entering the palace at a young age until she became the most honorable woman in the empire, because she was like this when she was a child, and she was like this when she grew up, so she got used to it.

At least she can sit in her own pony carriage and play in the huge palace, listening to the "tata" sound of the pony running, she can always feel the heartbeat together, the flowers and small animals in the garden are still colorful Bright, lively.

Until that Changyi King ran into Chang'an City, disrupting all the rules and killings here, he didn't care that his uncle was killed here, and he didn't care that his grandfather's coercion still loomed over everyone like a cloud. In his heart, he lacked respect and gratitude for the sudden extra uncle and stepfather who could allow him to inherit the throne. He even dared to show his teeth and smile in front of the empress dowager when he was named the crown prince, his eyes were like running wildly on the desert Mustang.

Shangguan Dandan is not a person who gets angry easily, so she tolerates his presumptuousness. She also knows that a new emperor who follows the rules, obeys his grandfather and grandfather, and obeys orders is not of much use to her.

But he was too presumptuous like this, he didn't even intend to hide his strength and bide his time, and Shangguan Dandan gradually discovered that his "son" really treated the emperor as a fun thing.

"Does this coffin have artificial intelligence?" How is this hallucination triggered?Liu Chang'an felt that Shangguan Dandan might not be aware of it, because obviously she didn't know it at the beginning, and this kind of scene of actively triggering hallucinations on Liu Chang'an should be regarded as intelligent.

Liu Changan thought of the robot next to Professor Crick in the cave in Gongjiajie.

"artificial intelligence……"

Shangguan Dandan woke up from her memories. She had heard of the term "artificial intelligence". Liu Changan had told her about it in class before, and she had seen it in novels, but it was not a cognition in the living environment after all. Like many people, when they see some English words, they feel that they know its meaning, but their usage and purpose are often not so naturally clear.

So Shangguan Dandan stepped on the small bench with her skirt in hand, and finally got high enough. She stood on tiptoe and stretched out her hand to pinch Liu Changan's cheek, with a vigilant expression: "You are so wicked, I won't tell you."

Liu Changan pinched Shangguan's bland cheek with his backhand, it was too slippery, so he had to pull her a little harder and had to let go of his cheek.

Shangguan Dandan opened his hand, looked at Liu Changan angrily, opened his mouth panting, and didn't say a word for a long time.

People under the eaves have to bow their heads. This rebellious son has no eyes and no respect. If he angers him, what should he do if he rapes her?

After all, men are elusive things. They act recklessly, self-righteously, and arrogantly.

Shangguan Dandan clenched his fists to calm his urge to pinch his face again, and took out his phone, "I don't have money to read."

Liu Changan recharged her money, took her mobile phone to look at her reading records, and helped her vote for the guaranteed monthly ticket.

"You... how much do you think you know about modern life?" Liu Changan asked, with the Internet, Shangguan Dandan can study independently, and Shangguan Dandan will probably use the Internet to search...because she will send Liu Changan information, but never asked him some questions about modern times. No one can endure the curiosity of living in an environment like a different world. She did not show curiosity in front of Liu Changan, which shows that she has other channels to understand.