I'm really immortal

The little girl's family likes to show off too much, from school to show off at home, I hope she will stop posting a circle of friends or something.But it doesn't matter, as long as she is happy.

"Why?" Liu Yuewang was disappointed but did not give up.

"There must be his reasons. If you don't want to do it, you don't want to do it. How can there be so many reasons?" An Nuan said quickly.

Seeing that Liu Chang'an didn't seem to be planning to answer this question, Liu Yuewang thought that she had to get rid of An Nuan, the troublemaker, and she had already recognized his and An Nuan's relationship. It doesn't matter, let's put it a little farther away, she is a mother-in-law-to-be, so she doesn't have the face to ask him to make another bottle of cream?

Thinking of this, Liu Yuewang is not in a hurry anymore, anyway, her skin is almost the same as An Nuan's, so the daily maintenance and protection can keep up, so let's take a look at it slowly.

"Although this cream is not easy to make, I can still make some essence in the future. The effect may not be as good as this cream, but it's not bad." Liu Changan thought for a while and said.

"Then... can you give me some?" Liu Yuewang forgot to be reserved in anticipation.

Liu Changan nodded.

"Me too!" An Nuan immediately became jealous.

Liu Changan smiled, and patted An Nuan's head, of course the best will be given to you, you don't need this.

"Eat vegetables, eat vegetables, eat more." Liu Yuewang felt relieved, remembering what she had to do today, and filled a bowl of soup for An Nuan and Liu Chang'an respectively.

An Nuan drank two bowls of soup, because Liu Yuewang emphasized the ingredients, and emphasized that this soup has a good effect on breast enhancement.

Liu Chang'an also drank two bowls, he didn't need breast enlargement, but Liu Yuewang also filled two bowls for him, he wanted to give face.

Liu Yuewang didn't drink it, of course she didn't need to drink it, and after drinking this kind of breast-enhancing soup, Liu Yuewang always felt that her breasts would feel a little hot, and An Nuan knew about this phenomenon, so it's not surprising.

After lunch, it's still early, there's no need to rush to school and stay in the dormitory, dumping all the leftovers, An Nuan skillfully put the bowls and chopsticks in a basket and put them outside the door, naturally there are people from the restaurant Come on, it seems that Liu Yuewang often prepares big meals at home in this way.

"I'm a little sleepy, I want to take a nap." An Nuan wiped her eyes and said, "Mom, I'll sleep in your room."

"Go take a shower." Liu Yuewang said with some disgust.

"Go to sleep, I'll call you when it's time." Liu Changan touched An Nuan's head again.

"Go to sleep too!" An Nuan insisted on the drowsiness of the sleepy bug, went to her room and took out a set of pajamas, "You take a shower, then go to my room to rest, and you can go to bed after changing into pajamas... …the military training uniforms are covered in dust.”

"Go." Liu Yuewang showed her attitude as a real hostess. She felt that her daughter did not have the right to make a decision on her own to let a young man rest at home.

An Nuan refused Liu Yuewang's help, and had to find out the towels, sandals and slippers prepared for Liu Changan by herself, and then she was willing to go to Liu Yuewang's room to take a shower. In addition to the bathroom outside, Liu Yuewang's room also had a bathroom .

"An Nuan really likes you." Seeing her daughter returning to the room, Liu Yuewang said with some emotion, "A spoiled child who has been taken care of by me since childhood has learned to be considerate of others. This kind of conscious It’s hard to be careful.”

"Yes... But I heard that An Nuan didn't live with you again until she was ten years old, and she was often the one who bought breakfast, ordered takeaways, delivered clothes to the dry cleaners, and picked up clothes. It doesn't seem like being spoiled " Liu Changan was a little puzzled because Liu Yuewang's statement was completely different from An Nuan's.

Liu Yuewang opened her mouth in embarrassment, glared at Liu Changan angrily, then raised her hand and hit him, then left on her own without explaining or arguing with Liu Changan.

It turned out that An Nuan also learned from Liu Yuewang that she likes to beat people. Liu Changan went to the bathroom with a towel.

The bathroom of An Nuan's house does not have the ambiguity and temptation that the male protagonist feels when he enters the general novel plot. There are no underwear in the laundry basket, and there are no sexy pajamas, tattooed chest lace condoms and the like. Big but tidy, shower gel, shampoo, towels and other things are neatly placed, the gray wall tiles and white floor tiles are also clean, there are no dirty gaps filled with black dirt, it seems that whether it is An Nuan and Liu Yuewang, although their cooking skills are not satisfactory, they are still meticulous in housework and cleaning.

Liu Changan took a shower and changed into the pajamas prepared by An Nuan. Fortunately, it was MUJI's plaid pajamas without the exaggerated big red heart on it.

But even if there is a big red heart on it, it must be worn.

Liu Changan changed into his pajamas, and found Liu Yuewang sitting in the living room, holding the remote control and pressing it boredly, Liu Changan nodded as a greeting to her.

Liu Yuewang watched Liu Changan enter An Nuan's room, and hurriedly went back to her own room to take a look. Sure enough, An Nuan forced herself to take a shower and didn't even change her pajamas. On Moon's bed.

Liu Yuewang walked over and hit An Nuan's swollen volleyball twice, then pulled up the blanket to cover her, and then began to look for An Nuan's cell phone.

Liu Yuewang searched for a while, but couldn't find it, which is not surprising. Ever since An Nuan started dating Liu Changan, her cell phone has been hidden more closely. This is normal, not to mention that finding An Nuan's cell phone is not very useful. It's just a few passwords, this little girl is always changing the lock screen gestures and passwords.

Liu Yuewang hit An Nuan's small volleyball twice again, it felt really good, so she gave up trying to find a way with An Nuan.

Today she put some creeper rhizome powder in the soup, which was told by an old Chinese medicine doctor she knew. It is useless to eat this kind of thing at night, but it will make people drowsy after eating it at noon, so Liu Yuewang can sleep with confidence. volleyball.

I still have to go to Liu Chang'an, Liu Yuewang has already noticed that Liu Chang'an is still the same today... His phone just opened with a single swipe, without setting a lock screen password or anything like that.

Liu Yuewang stayed in her room for a while, looking at her watch from time to time, the ticking sound of the watch made her a little nervous, after all, it would be too embarrassing if she was caught on the spot at this period.

No, Liu Chang'an definitely couldn't think of his own conspiracy, he should casually put his mobile phone by the bedside, and pick it up to have a look after he goes in.

Liu Yuewang walked out of the room, thinking that Liu Changan must be asleep, she stretched out her hand to hold the doorknob, hesitated again, she should test whether Liu Changan was asleep first.

So Liu Yuewang sat down slowly towards An Nuan's room, took a book and slammed the floor heavily to make a sound, and shouted "Ouch" while quickly throwing the book under the sofa, lying down as much as possible Falling down on the floor with a graceful posture, even if you fall, you can't fall into an ugly and disgraceful look, can you?

"Professor Liu, what are you doing?"

Liu Yuewang's ears were startled, Liu Changan's voice came from behind, Liu Yuewang turned her head, and saw Liu Changan standing at the door of the kitchen, holding a tomato in his hand and gnawing on it, puzzled. Looking at Liu Yuewang who fell gracefully on the floor.

Chapter 293 Professor Liu, an expert in diving and touching porcelain

At this time Liu Changan should be sleeping soundly on the bed, even if it is the first time sleeping in such a beautiful young girl's bedroom, at most he is resisting the daze, he should never have run to the kitchen soberly and took a tomato bite.

She is quite good at picking fruits. When Liu Yuewang went to the supermarket to buy tomatoes, she felt that these tomatoes were very delicious.

Now is not the time to be proud of this, Liu Yuewang suddenly became a little angry, why didn't Liu Changan follow her plan?

"I'm practicing yoga." Liu Yuewang was still very embarrassed when he was angry, and laughed a few times. Fortunately, his posture when he fell down was graceful enough, otherwise, if he put on a messy posture, it wouldn't look like he was practicing yoga what.

While speaking, Liu Yuewang paid attention to Liu Changan's expression, and carefully twisted her waist, limbs, and limbs.

After a big enough loach fell to the ground and bounced around for a while, it slowly twisted a few times to accept the reality.

Liu Changan also thought of the half-cooked eel whose body was bent stiffly.

Although Liu Yuewang's figure is graceful and exquisite, and her skin is fair and snowy, who made her expression and movements so stiff?Then it's no wonder that Liu Chang'an's association is not good enough. The ancients said: a beauty is enough to move people, why is a beauty?It is also true of coquettishness, coquettishness in the human body is like the flame of fire, the light of lamps, and the precious color of pearls, shells, gold and silver.

At this time, it would be too inappropriate for Liu Yuewang to have a coquettish face, so there is nothing wrong with being like a writhing loach or eel.

"According to their current calculations, the origin of yoga is quite ancient. Its roots can be traced thousands of years ago... At that time, a person crossed the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau, the Himalayas, and came to today's South Asian subcontinent. If you think about it, when a person rolls down from such a high plateau or such a high mountain, he will inevitably move his muscles and bones, twist and twist his body, and do things like dislocation or excessively twisted joints. They must be Dravidians. Seeing this scene, they thought they were practicing esoteric methods, and they all lay down and writhed wildly. This is the origin of yoga."

After Liu Changan finished speaking, he ate the remaining tomatoes and washed his hands.

Liu Yuewang had already taken the opportunity to get up. Although she felt that it was not natural for her to get up quickly without practicing yoga, lying down and twisting her body in front of a young man would inevitably seem tempting. When she is alone, she also has to restrain her charm.

"You are talking nonsense, how could it be such an origin? Who can roll down from the peaks of the Himalayas, unless he forms a snowball halfway, and the snowball is almost rolling down!" Liu Yuewang Refuting Liu Changan's hearsay from nowhere, no wonder An Nuan often said that Liu Changan was particularly good at nonsense.

"Nothing is impossible in this world. For example, I have seen university professors flopping... Well, I mean, once I was walking on the road, a middle-aged woman passed me on a bicycle. She Suddenly I fell down and found that she wanted to touch porcelain, so I threw her from a bridge into the river while there was no one on the road, I don’t know if she can swim.”

"Then...then how do you know she is a university professor?" Liu Yuewang said with a guilty conscience.

"My guess."

Liu Yuewang pursed her lips and stopped talking. This Liu Changan probably didn't believe that she was practicing yoga just now, which made Liu Yuewang very angry. She said so, why didn't he believe it?

"The soup at noon today...is a bit dry, please make me a pot of tea, thank you." Liu Changan also pursed his lips and said.

Liu Yuewang hurriedly went to make tea, feeling guilty at the same time, this Liu Chang'an kept talking with a gun and a stick, he couldn't really find out that he had tampered with the soup, right?Impossible, she dipped a bit of it with her chopsticks and tasted it, and there was obviously no peculiar smell.

Liu Yuewang made tea, and Liu Changan took it with both hands very politely. After drinking a cup of tea, he said, "Actually, I have a set of classical health regimen that is more suitable for daily exercise that I can teach you. Compared with yoga, my set Health regimen is more suitable for daily practice. It does not require private occasions and props, nor does it require music, fragrance and other assistance. You can practice it anytime and anywhere. Its main effect is detoxification. When people reach middle age, their metabolism slows down , the accumulation of toxins in the body increases, but the detoxification effect decreases... How about it, are you interested?"

Liu Yuewang nodded in a daze, until An Nuan got up, Liu Yuewang watched them change clothes and leave the house, Liu Yuewang finally came back to his senses, he was fully prepared and planned carefully today, but in the end he didn't do anything, Instead, he followed Liu Changan to learn some classical health regimen for a whole afternoon.

But is this thing really useful?Liu Yuewang couldn't help being puzzled, Liu Changan also said that he could lick his elbows with his tongue at a moderate level of practice, he couldn't be kidding me, right?

Liu Changan and An Nuan were already walking on the tree-shaded avenue, the warm sunlight was blocked by the intertwined branches and leaves of the towering trees on both sides of the street, scattered into broken spots, An Nuan still stretched out the oil paper she received on the Qixi Festival The umbrella is light and strong, and exudes a faint fragrance. It always gives An Nuan the feeling that Liu Changan has opened up a piece of sky and shrouded her below.

"A whole noon, you were with my mother?" This is what made An Nuan worry. Professor Liu is also a beautiful woman, and she and Liu Chang'an still have a past, although it has passed, but An Nuan was still a little concerned.

"Your mother added creeper root powder to the soup at noon. Drinking this kind of thing will make people slightly drowsy, good for sleep, and there is no harm, so I didn't stop you from drinking the soup." Liu Changan smiled, "She can It’s amazing, I can think of such a way.”

"I just said how I fell asleep so fast at noon today! Usually I have to lie down and play with my phone to fall asleep." An Nuan was indignant, "I know her conspiracy, but I can't expose her. She is Want to peek at your phone?"

"It's probably like this. I didn't want to sleep anyway. In order to prevent her from coming up with any messy ideas, I spent a whole afternoon teaching her a regimen of health." Liu Changan also loved the house and black, and was very patient. Otherwise, the serious response should be to beat her with a whip, and she would not have so many thoughts.

"I want to learn too!" An Nuan was jealous again.

"Have you practiced the Qinwei alchemy I taught you?" Liu Changan glanced at it, feeling that he hadn't practiced it yet.

Sensing Liu Changan's gaze, An Nuan grabbed his arm and fell heavily, angrily said: "I practiced during the summer vacation, but it doesn't feel useful."

"You have to persevere. Practicing before going to bed every night is the most effective." Liu Changan advised, "Don't you want to shake my arm one day, so that what I feel is no longer the bumps on the hillside? Is it a fall from a mountain to an abyss?"

"You big rascal!" An Nuan blushed and beat someone coquettishly, "I usually don't let you feel any bumps on the hillside! No, bah, I mean I didn't hold your arm in my arms! Hate!"

"Then what are you doing now?"

"I'll let go right away!"

"Then let go!"

"I won't!"

Chapter 294

Liu Chang'an and An Nuan were still separated on the platform in front of the School of Biology. Liu Chang'an looked back at An Nuan. It seemed that he hadn't seen An Nuan bouncing around in shorts and canvas shoes for a while. Why do men treat women's doubles? Do the legs have a sexy and seductive aesthetic?It stands to reason that the legs are just a tool for walking, not a manifestation of secondary sexual characteristics, or is this related to the theorem that two non-parallel straight lines on the same plane must have and only one intersection point?

Thinking of mathematics, Liu Changan thought of Gao Dewei, so he sent a message asking him if he was suitable for military training. Gao Dewei said that he had lost five catties in two days, but Miao Yingying always wanted to ask him to go out to play, which would affect Gao Dewei's study. He loves life very much, the dormitory is full of talents, and everyone talks very interesting. He plans to introduce Miao Yingying to a classmate who likes to play, so that he can have more time to go to the library. The university library is better than the attached middle school. The library is much better.

Liu Changan agreed.

On the road, Liu Changan saw an ant carrying a grain of rice struggling forward. Liu Changan squatted on the ground and smelled it, determined the location of the ant nest, and carried the ant to the vicinity of the ant nest. As a result, the ant lost its smell. The road sign, after being confused for a while, finally felt the location of the ant nest, and moved on again.

This incident fully shows that even if someone supports you on the road of life, you must have your own direction so as not to forget your original intention.

When Liu Changan returned to the military training ground, almost everyone had already arrived. Yan Qingcheng stood on the edge of the fence and looked at Liu Changan.

"Good afternoon." Now that she was looking at him, Liu Changan greeted her warmly.

"Liu Chang'an, I was @你 in the class group, and you didn't respond." Yan Qingcheng's tone was very calm, simply stating the facts, without any intention of complaining.

"Yeah, when I was in high school, I didn't reply when others @我, and then no one @我 again." Liu Changan recalled.

"What I mean is, you are the person in charge of military training now. You have to go to the boys' dormitory to check the situation in advance, count the number of attendance and leave, and then we will meet to summarize and submit." Yan Qingcheng has already thought of it, some people just In this way, you @ him, he either didn't see it, or pretended not to see it, it's very hateful, I don't know what these people are thinking.

"You should find someone else. I have no interest in anything other than studying." Liu Changan waved his hand, deeply influenced by Gao Dewei.

"Huh?" Yan Qingcheng was very surprised. This guy who had fought twice today said that he has no interest in anything other than studying?

"In addition, the counselor is my cousin. I will explain to her that I don't want to do it. Don't worry about it. Didn't I just tell you to stay out of your own business? Are you thinking about causing me some trouble? You're really narrow-minded." After Liu Changan finished speaking, he called Qin Yanan.

It turned out that the instructor was his cousin... After Yan Qingcheng gave him a blank look, she stopped talking to him and went to find the instructor.

After the military training in the afternoon, Liu Changan returned home slowly, and met Zhou Shuling holding the hand of primary school student Zhou Dongdong at the gate of the community.

Seeing Liu Changan, Zhou Dongdong stretched out the wet lollipop that was licked by her, "Let me lick it for you!"

Liu Changan rejected Zhou Dongdong's good intentions and asked Zhou Shuling, "Are elementary school students leaving school so late?"

"No way, school is over long ago, I asked her to try to come back by herself today, but I followed her from a distance, and as a result, she stopped moving when she walked to the first place to buy food , stood there for 10 minutes before leaving!" Zhou Shuling said helplessly.

"Then the second place where I bought it also stood for 10 minutes?"

Zhou Shuling nodded.

"What about the third one?" On the way Zhou Dongdong went to school, Zhou Shuling found three shops to buy food for Zhou Dongdong so that she could remember the route.

"The third one stood for 5 minutes. The little milk tea girl saw her watching and made a cup for her. She didn't want it. She took two steps back, fell down, got up and ran away."

"Why don't you?" Liu Changan was puzzled, "You must not be Zhou Dongdong, are you some other monster?"

"After I drink the milk tea and don't have any money to give her, she will catch me and sell me!" Zhou Dongdong is very sober to face all kinds of dangers that children may encounter.

Liu Changan originally wanted to say that she was thinking too much, no one would buy such an edible child, but after all, Zhou Dongdong was a stupid child, she believed that no one would buy her, and it was possible to let herself go.

"Don't worry, take your time, just pick up and drop off a few more times." Liu Changan said to Zhou Shuling.

Zhou Shuling could only nod her head and asked, "When are you going to visit the store? It's under renovation."

"In a few days."

Back home, Zhou Shuling asked Zhou Dongdong to go home and do her homework, and then she would go to Baolong Center to have a look.

Liu Changan tasted the wheat paste and chili ingredients, the taste is very good, this autumn tiger is really strong, and he is not the only one in the community who is drying chili to make fermented soybeans, he is considered late, his family, Mrs. Liu's hot sauce It's almost sun-baked, old man Qian's hot sauce also put minced garlic, deep-fried beef cubes, chicken shreds, etc., which are extravagant and luxurious. It is said that old man Qian is the top three richest pensioners in this community. There is such a standard of living.

Liu Changan only puts sword beans in his chili sauce, because his chili sauce is basically used for meat dishes, and old man Qian’s is more suitable for bibimbap and noodles.

After tidying up the pots and pans that were drying outside, Liu Changan took out his stinky mandarin fish. It doesn't take too long for it to stink naturally in such weather, not to mention that he used Liu Changan's own production The really stinky stinky tofu.

After smelling the smell, Liu Changan was very satisfied. The gills of the fish were still red, the fish scales had not fallen off, but the smell had been pickled in. In fact, it was the same as a girl's body fragrance. Cosmetics, skin care products and bath products were used too much, and the aroma would not be pickled. No...Of course, some girls with poor living habits or too frequent nightlife and too many relationships between men and women will also exude a natural smell to counteract these fragrances, but they will not just smell bad like stinky mandarin fish Fragrant.

Liu Changan heats up the frying pan, puts in the oil and heats it until it is seven mature, then puts the marinated stinky mandarin fish into the pan and fry it for a while. Put the ingredients into the stir-fry, add a few grains of bone broth and simmer on low heat, and finally add the smelly mandarin fish to absorb the soup and juice out of the pot.

This taste... Liu Changan took a deep breath. The fragrance was unique and made with authentic Hunan spicy taste. Liu Changan set up the dishes and called Zhou Dongdong to come down to eat stinky mandarin fish, because Zhou Shuling said that she would eat stinky mandarin fish at night. Maybe there is no time to prepare meals for Zhou Dongdong.

Zhou Dongdong's homework hadn't been finished yet, but apparently eating was the most important thing in a child's life, Zhou Dongdong happily ran down, sniffed, and was suddenly taken aback, "Brother Chang'an, are you here?" Eat shit!"

Liu Changan's chopsticks shook, and the fish he picked up fell back.

Zhou Dongdong hurried home, carried the rice cooker liner downstairs, and came to Liu Changan panting, "Brother Changan, don't eat shit, I'll feed you."

"What I eat is fish!" Liu Chang'an said word by word.