I'm really immortal

"Then can I compete with Douzi's ability to eat well?"

"What's the mess?"

"Maybe I'm a good eater, so I won't be like other kids who eat beans and get a stomach ache and slap their farts."

"You are dreaming, where is your mother?"

"Mom works."

"Don't say that Sister Egg is my mother in the future." Liu Changan felt that Shangguan Dandan was too careless, what kind of hero is he who uses Zhou Dongdong... Bah, what kind of harem master?

"Why? She is your mother."

"As long as you don't mention it again, I'll cook mandarin fish for you."

"A fish I've never eaten before!"

"Ah."

"Okay then." Zhou Dongdong took Liu Changan's little finger and hooked it.

Liu Changan put Zhou Dongdong in his downstairs room to watch TV, and went to talk to Shangguan Dandan.

Chapter 289 Essence Cream

While Zhou Dongdong was eating beans, Shangguan Dandan noticed that Liu Changan had returned and hid, probably in the coffin.

Maybe there was some movement, maybe there was no movement, but since Zhou Dongdong was eating beans, it was understandable that he didn't notice why Shangguan Dandan disappeared.

Liu Chang'an stretched out his hand and pulled the coffin vigorously, without any feeling of looseness. Sure enough, Shangguan Dandan was able to control the coffin. If only relying on strength, it is impossible for Liu Changan's strength to be inferior to Shangguan Dandan's.

In the past, there were wild species in the wilderness, and they bravely fought against Tyrannosaurus.

Many people have seen dinosaur fossils, dinosaur egg fossils, large dinosaur fossils, small dinosaur fossils, flying dinosaur fossils, aquatic dinosaur fossils, herbivorous dinosaur fossils, and carnivorous dinosaur fossils, but no one has eaten dinosaurs.

In fact, the taste of dinosaur meat is not very good, and there is nothing particularly worth eating, and there is no need to be curious. There are still some creatures called living fossils on the earth. They tasted the same tens of millions of years ago as they do now, so Animals in the dinosaur era may not have better meat quality. The oxygen content in the air has an impact on the meat quality, but the taste, muscle fibers are still muscle fibers, and the composition of protein has not changed. Of course, it depends on the cooking method... Everyone also You don't have to toss and turn because you haven't eaten dinosaur meat, it's unforgettable.

It's easy for Liu Chang'an to overturn a dinosaur now, but he can't open the coffin with brute strength, which makes Liu Chang'an wonder, isn't this thing some kind of alien technology?

The extraterrestrials visited the earth and gave the mistress of the most powerful empire on the earth a gift of eternal youth. If it is assumed that the aliens are friendly, then such speculation seems reasonable.

But that's not the point.

Liu Changan knocked on Shangguan Dandan's coffin board.

"I haven't taught you a class for a long time. In the courses I taught you before, history, politics, natural science, and modern humanities are covered, but you must first pay attention to history."

Shangguan Dandan ignored Liu Chang'an, as if she was the best way to deal with Liu Chang'an's chatter, because other girls would just look at his nonsense in shock.

Even so, it is not difficult for Liu Changan to sing a one-man show for one night. If he has nothing else to do, so what if he talks about it for three days and three nights?

"Some historians believe that the last of the three major changes in ancient times was the establishment of the Song Dynasty. Why? Because the historians generally believe that the great clans in the Middle Ages experienced the shock of the late Tang Dynasty and disappeared. The Song Dynasty was the reconstruction of the social structure. .”

"Let's give an example. Wei Wei was born in AD 735 and died in AD 810. He served as the commander of Luoyang and Huazhou. Naturally, the key positions are high and powerful. Why can he hold this position firmly? Because His father, two brothers, and his father-in-law all held important official positions in the empire. One of his sons was the governor, and the other son was the father-in-law of Yang Hangong, who later became the governor of Tianping and the governor of Jingnan. For example, Wei Wei’s grandfather was Wei Anshi, who served as prime minister for Wu Zetian. His niece and uncle were ministers of the Ministry of Officials. He was related to Wang Gui, the prime minister of the Taizong Dynasty, and Gao Zhu, the prime minister of the late Tang Dynasty. His granddaughter married Prime Minister Bai Minzhong, that is to say, he is actually a relative of Bai Juyi... The Bai Juyi who wrote "Song of Everlasting Sorrow", this relationship seems a bit far away, but in that era, it was a very important relationship, which is completely different from now. "

After Liu Changan finished speaking, he grabbed a handful of beans and ate them, "By the way, how many beans did you eat today? I'm going to make fermented soybeans. It's fine today, but I can't eat it tomorrow. The beans will be moldy and fermented. Food is not good for your health... If you want to eat it, you won't die, but don't ask Zhou Dongdong to eat it again, or I will be a little unhappy."

Shangguan Dandan did not respond, and Liu Changan said earnestly, "We all know that kinship is very important. As a traditional woman, it is normal for you to feel insecure in a strange world. Seeking the protection of your relatives and a kind of family relationship seem to be born with you. It is also understandable to have a mandatory bond relationship, but we really have no blood relationship, and there is no way to establish a solid kinship alliance based on blood relationship like Wei Wei. You can no longer claim that you are my mother, I Even the name has been changed more than 100 times.”

"Do you know why I recognized you when I saw you when the coffin was opened?" Shangguan Dandan finally spoke, there was no doubt that she could not accept Liu Changan's remarks.

"Maybe telepathy or something?"

"Is there a telepathy between me and you?"

"It's true." Liu Changan nodded, it's not good to be affectionate like this.

"Do you remember what happened in Weiyang Palace?" Shangguan Dandan's voice was very calm, clear and crisp, like an early bird chirping through the woods, with the caress of leaves and the breath of forest air washing.

"I remember most of them." Liu Changan ate another handful of beans.

"Back then you forced Ann..."

"I don't. I'm doing an experiment. I want to let others have the ability to live forever or prolong life. As a result, you sneaked into the team of court ladies. How could I recognize it?"

Shangguan was silent for a long time, as if he was verifying with his own memories, Liu Changan also stopped talking, these things are too long ago, if it wasn't for the recent repeated flipping through the memory, there is really no way to remember the details... ... Now he is not very sure, but he can compare it with Shangguan Dandan, she must remember much more clearly.

"In short, you marked me, which also allows me to sense your essence. No matter how you change your appearance, I can still feel that it is you."

When Liu Changan ate the third handful of beans, Shangguan Dandan spoke, and Liu Changan was a little curious, because what Shangguan Dandan was talking about was something he hadn't discovered or understood.

"It's similar to isotope tracing, and you also have the ability to trace, which is amazing." Liu Changan didn't chant a poem to express his awesomeness, "It's too amazing."

"I don't know what you're talking about, but since something like this happened, I can be regarded as one of your harem, return the empress dowager, you choose one."

Liu Changan ate the beans one by one. The passage of time was always slow and fast. It flowed through his fingers and the gap where the beans were crushed by his teeth. After all, it was impossible to stop. This moment could not last forever. , and at the next moment Liu Changan had to make a decision.

"Empress Dowager Weiyang, goodbye."

"good."

Liu Changan left with his beans.

The next morning, after Liu Changan checked the weather forecast, he took out the chili powder and wheat paste and put them on the roof of the transport truck to dry. After just half a day of exposure to the sun, the spicy taste of the chili powder slightly subsided, and the color of the wheat paste slightly changed. , Liu Changan reckoned that they could be stirred together in three days.

As for the beans, they still had to wait until they got moldy. Zhou Dongdong and Shangguan Dandan ate a lot of them, and the finished product of tempeh would be reduced.

Did Shangguan Dandan eat or not?It's unreliable to ask Zhou Dongdong, she only remembers what she ate and what she wants to eat in her mind.

Liu Chang'an looked at the carriage. At that time, he had just entered Chang'an City and was in charge of Weiyang Palace. Why did he want to be emperor?Because there are so many maids in the palace, this is one of the reasons.

In the early years of the Western Han Dynasty, there were no more than a dozen court ladies. By the time of Emperor Wu, the number had exceeded 1000, and the scale was further expanded afterwards.

In Liu He's opinion at the time, this was a very good environment, and I would like you to, even though as the king of Changyi, there would never be a lack of women by his side, but this is really not an experience.

What is it like to be an emperor with an entire harem?Maybe someone will tell you about this kind of experience on Zhihu, but in modern history, after Puyi passed away, only Liu Changan really had this kind of experience.

The maids of the Han Dynasty entered the palace between the ages of 13 and 20. After a certain period of time, they could leave the palace and then marry folk men. Whether the woman was lucky by the emperor did not affect whether she could leave the palace or remarry. He actively cooperated with Liu Bingji's experiment.

At that time there was no queen, and Shangguan Dandan was still the only harem lord in Weiyang Palace. Even if there was a queen, she still had the highest status. She still lived in the Jiaofang Palace, and there was no need to move the place for the new queen.

Shangguan Dandan will naturally pay attention to her "son", because Shangguan Dandan is also very clear that after the death of her uncle who has always loved her, no matter whether it is matrilineal or patrilineal, she feels like a tiger and wolf around her. She needs someone who can She is able to give him the rightful throne for her "son" who is an alliance with her, which is the greatest power and capital in her hands.

Only her son can sit on the throne, otherwise, if he could usurp the throne without risk and future troubles only by relying on power and military strength, Huo Guang would have done so long ago.

It is a pity that this son is unexpectedly unreliable. Shangguan Dandan remembers that this son had a good reputation before. .

Naturally, Shangguan Dandan would not be credulous. Adopting Liu He as her stepson to inherit the throne was not an easy thing to do. His grandfather had all the power in the court, but he also had many scruples. People in the Han Dynasty really believed that the Liu family was the emperor. It is far less outrageous to preside over the abolition of the emperor than to change the emperor's surname.

His various actions after entering the palace finally made Shangguan Dandan start to doubt whether his ally is suitable, and he even showed inexplicable interest in her pony carriage.

One day Shangguan Dandan received a reward from the female official, and Liu He was going to do some weird things again tonight, Shangguan Dandan decided to take a look for himself... It is impossible for Shangguan Dandan to do something like a private visit to the palace in a micro-service, but It's good to change clothes in your own palace and walk around unobtrusively.

Among the palace maids around Liu He, she was already there, and no one could find her among them. Like everyone else, she tasted the elixir prepared by Liu He, and she wanted to see what he made of it. thing.

That's when she realized that Liu He didn't gather people to publicize prostitution... In fact, that's okay, but his main purpose was to find a way to live forever, to refine a elixir that would make people feel youthful after taking it, and the ingredients were probably young women. Spit, blood, hair, etc... This is the maid's information, not accurate, and Shangguan Dandan is not sure, but I feel that he is almost inseparable from using people to make alchemy.

Although it was only after 2000 that he found out that what he used was not from a woman's body, at that time Shangguan Dandan felt that it was a kind of sorcery. Danshi is not unrelated, how can there be a situation where Liu He is needed to inherit the big position today?

After Shangguan Dandan ate the elixir prepared by Liu He...Let's not talk about the funeral, in short, this person can no longer be the emperor, otherwise, how should he deal with him when he meets in the court and harem in the future?

Today, Liu Changan meets Shangguan Dandan again. Since Shangguan Dandan mentions that history cannot be changed, and the second mentions relationship choices, and the balance between the two sides, Liu Changan thinks about it and forgets it. If she insists on being a mother, she can be a mother. Self-positioning and self-awareness have considerable significance.

Liu Chang'an can't understand, but not being able to understand doesn't mean that he can't accept it. If a person always feels that he must be able to understand everything before he can accept its existence, this kind of thinking is too stupid.

There was a breeze in the morning, three or four points of water vapor, and six or seven points of freshness and coolness. Looking up, it turned out that a cooling car was being tested.

It would be very interesting to get one of this thing on the military training ground, but it has nothing to do with Liu Changan, and it's not like he can't stand it.

Today's temperature is higher than yesterday, and the intensity of ultraviolet rays is also higher. Liu Changan thought about it and made a face cream.

Of course he doesn't need face cream, but An Nuan needs it. Although Liu Chang'an feels that the human body is not that delicate, even if he gets sunburned, it's not a big deal. There are many people who are peeled and blackened by the sun when they work outdoors. What's more... An Nuan is very good-looking, but she doesn't look so good after being tanned, so Liu Chang'an is not happy about it.

Liu Changan didn't chop peppers today, didn't go to the construction site to move bricks, and didn't kill a dog to sell for money. Qin Yanan called to ask him if he was going to the military training. Of course Liu Changan was going, and he wouldn't be late.

Liu Changan went to find An Nuan first. Hunan University is an open campus, and social vehicles pass by freely, but the driveways in the campus are not as wide as the roads outside, and there are far fewer vehicles. Car accidents on campus are rare. It's not tragic. From time to time, I see students looking down at their mobile phones and not caring about the road. I just hope that their habits will not be brought to the streets outside.

An Nuan is the person in charge of the military training in the class. Of course, she is mainly responsible for the situation of the girls. She came to the girls' dormitory early to confirm the leave situation, because girls always have some special circumstances every month. They don't It is suitable to participate in high-intensity training activities during this period, and some girls will experience special pain during this period, which is an unimaginable torture for men.

It is impossible for the person in charge of the boy to confirm whether she is really menstruating, this kind of thing is the scope of An Nuan's responsibility.

An Nuan walked around the girls' dormitory. A small girl from southern Guangdong was very thin and small. She didn't report or ask for leave. She probably planned to go to military training. She was very energetic, but An Nuan couldn't understand and couldn't Accept it, and put her in the dormitory.

An Nuan felt that even though everyone had only spent one summer vacation, the dormitories of senior high school girls and freshman girls were quite different. The biggest factor was probably the amount of cosmetics. The most high school girls’ dormitories were lipstick and face cream. Hand cream and the like, she went around just now and found that girls have already used the cosmetics of the noble lady brand, and there are various types.

Of course, sunscreen is the most used by everyone now, and they are always in the Annuan bag. Military training is not terrible, but the terrible thing is getting tanned. Thinking about going to see Liu Changan with a black face, Liu Changan will probably regret it. Why? She didn't put a crescent moon on An Nuan's forehead to block the sun, so that when the surrounding area was tanned, she would be a natural female Bao Gong after tearing off the crescent moon.

That's right, in An Nuan's understanding, that's exactly what Liu Chang'an felt about her tanning.

"Nuan Nuan, I'm here too, I want to ask for leave." Bi Wanwan hugged An Nuan's arm and acted like a baby, even though Bi Wanwan and An Nuan didn't know each other very well in high school, they were ordinary classmates and played with Bai Hui There are more of them, but the university has become a classmate again, so naturally there is more intimacy.

"Go, go, don't make trouble, I was eating ice cream just now." An Nuan smiled and slapped Bi Wanwan.

"Hey, it's all about being greedy. I should have eaten it after you left." Bi Wanwan looked regretful.

An Nuan's work was almost done, the girl's attendance forecast and leave status were counted and sent to the counselor, and she sat in Bi Wanwan's dormitory to play.

"Nuan Nuan, do you really have a boyfriend?" Ding Lin, another girl in Bi Wanwan's dormitory, asked.

"Yes." An Nuan picked up the phone, and there was a photo of herself and Liu Changan on the phone screen, but it didn't seem appropriate to show it off, so forget it, after all, Liu Changan is her own treasure, and others are jealous What should I do?It must be very uncomfortable or even jealous.

"Do you have any photos? Take a look." Gu Meng, a girl who just got off the bed, asked with interest as she touched her round face.

An Nuan held back for a moment, since it's what you guys want to watch, then it's not considered showing off on purpose, she muttered that there was nothing to see, and slowly swiped open the screen.

A candid photo, the boyfriend in the photo is sitting sideways, holding a colorful book "Michelangelo and the Pope's Ceiling" in his hand, the title of the book is clearly visible, he is on the bench under the street lamp Sitting lazily, the sunset slanted down, his hair was covered with a layer of warm luster, An Nuan showed his forehead and eyes in the lower right corner of the screen, showing a playful and lovely look.

"Kill your face." Zhao Xiaotong, the remaining girl in the dormitory, came over and exclaimed.

"What book are you reading? It seems to be very powerful."

"Liu Chang'an basically doesn't read serious books, but his academic performance is top-notch, and he reads books that others have no interest in reading."

"A couple combination of Xueba and Xueba?"

"When will you bring it here so that we can open our eyes?"

An Nuan turned off the phone, trying to maintain a reserved smile on her face, the sweetness of a girl who is proud of her boyfriend is actually hard to suppress, An Nuan waved her hand, "It's nothing, the angle and lighting problem, In fact, he looks average, but...haha...I like it, just fine."

An Nuan still couldn't help laughing, a little shy.

"Look at your happy face, you will definitely be eaten to death after seeing it."

"We girls can't pay too much attention to boys. We have to be flexible and walk on the edge of invisibility to make him give up."

"Oh my god, are you a master of theory? Last night you said that you really want to fall in love. Why don't you have a boyfriend? You're a jerk."

"I am a theory master, you are a judo master, haha..."

An Nuan was a little embarrassed. It turned out that everyone in the women's dormitory could get acquainted with each other in just a few days, and they were so outspoken.

But it's also pretty good, it reminds An Nuan of Han Zhizhi, this unconscionable person ran so far, Junsha is so good, the plastic mandarin sounds pleasing to the ear, the chili seed dishes are delicious, looking around is all running around since childhood world.

While laughing and laughing, Chen Qingke, a sophomore girl, knocked on the door and came in. She is Gu Meng's fellow villager, and she often comes to play with Gu Meng these days.

"An Nuan...a big event happened." A girl like An Nuan can remember it after meeting her once, and Chen Qing has also met An Nuan two or three times in Gu Meng's dormitory.

Speaking of which, Chen Qingke looked at An Nuan again. First, Gu Meng told her that there was a beautiful woman in her class, and girls liked seeing beautiful women the most. Gu Meng brought Chen Qingke here. Playing in the dormitory, I met An Nuan.

"What big event?" Bi Wanwan asked first, as if he wanted to understand for his old classmates first.

"A minister of the student union of the School of Biology seems to be interested in you. He is asking about you everywhere..." Chen Qingke sighed, "I just thought that a beautiful woman like you would definitely attract countless bees and butterflies, no Thinking of it so soon, I can't wait to start with the elementary school girl."

An Nuan didn't care too much, the corners of her mouth were slightly raised, she had encountered this kind of thing too many times, and there were many people who inquired about her, but there were not many people who really dared to come up to her to confess, strike up a conversation or use other routines. .

"It's so calm...why doesn't anyone act like this to let the whole world know that he wants to chase me?" Zhao Xiaotong sighed with emotion.

"Forget it, chasing people like this is the same as f---ing spring." Bi Wanwan dismissed it instead. What kind of popularity is An Nuan in the attached high school? Seriously.

"College of Biology...my boyfriend is from the Faculty of Biology." An Nuan said worriedly, "Isn't it good to hit someone as soon as school starts?"

"No way, most of the students in the student union are old voices, and they obviously won't do it." Chen Qing comforted An Nuan very understandingly, it's common for a romantic relationship in school to start a fight because of a complicated relationship. Boys of this age are also impulsive.

"This Minister Yuan will be beaten." Bi Wanwan waved his hand.

"Is your boyfriend so irritable?" Ding Lin thought about the photo of the handsome man with a side face reading a book quietly.

"The most powerful thing about Liu Chang'an is that he singled out a martial arts gym with the highest status in Shajianghu in our county." Ma Shilong's live broadcast of Liu Chang'an's singled out martial arts gym, so there are naturally many people who know and gossip about it in the middle school attached to Xiangda University.

Liu Changan is no longer in the high school, but his legend in the high school has already begun.

"Really, isn't it too exaggerated?" Gu Meng said incredulously, "He is obviously a bookish boy."

Others were also dumbfounded, and the one-on-one martial arts reminded people of Fist of Fury, Bruce Lee, Huang Feihong and other related movie scenes.

"This Minister Yuan probably wants to get to know me?" An Nuan swiped her finger on the phone screen and said to Chen Qingke, "Sister, do you know this Minister Yuan?"