I'm really immortal

"Huh!"

Lin Feng tried again.

"Huh!"

Lin Feng blushed and tried for the third time.

"Huh!"

Lin Feng... Lin Feng was picked up by Liu Changan by the waistband of his trousers, and then placed in front of the students sitting on the ground.

"puff……"

"What kind of performance is this?"

"What are you two doing?"

"How about self-defense? If there is a bed in front of this, it will be put on the bed."

These words were a bit harsh, Lin Feng couldn't see or hear clearly, he just felt angry and humiliated.

Lin Feng's face was pressed against the ground, and the dust hit his face. When Liu Changan let go of his hand, he hurriedly got up and looked at Liu Changan who grabbed him and laid him on the ground in disbelief. He was caught by Liu Changan just now, and he couldn't move , can't even struggle, how did he do it?

The other students thought it was the same funny performance as Yan Qingcheng, especially Lin Feng's attempt of throwing his back, Lin Feng blushed, but Liu Changan remained motionless.

"You are amazing." Chen Cicheng looked at Liu Changan, the other students only thought they were joking, but Chen Cicheng could see that Liu Changan's level was not comparable to that of Lin Feng.

"Thank you!" Liu Changan looked at the students. "Obviously Lin Feng's self-defense skills are useless. You should learn to dance square dance with Yan Qingcheng. It will be better for your body and mind."

After finishing speaking, Liu Changan made an "OK" gesture towards Yan Qingcheng, okay, the support is in place, and as for going to Qin Yanan's place through the back door, Liu Changan has no intention of going through the back door, it is enough to step on one by one like this.

"We still have to learn self-defense in the future." Chen Cicheng said seriously, but he could tell that Liu Changan was clearly helping Yan Qingcheng to gain popularity. Chen Cicheng also understood the intrigue among these students and didn't bother to care about it. He clapped his hands, "Get up, the rest is over!"

Lin Feng got up, his cheeks were still a little gray, and the blood on his face faded as his heaving chest calmed down. He glanced at Liu Changan expressionlessly. Liu Changan probably had some relationship with this Yan Qingcheng in private, otherwise how could he Helping Yan Qingcheng so much?Lin Feng is not blind either, anyone can see the purpose of Liu Changan's last words.

The queue ranged from short to tall, Yan Qingcheng was right next to the row of girls, Liu Changan was in the same row as her, Yan Qingcheng looked back at Liu Changan, this time Liu Changan smiled at her without showing his teeth, his expression was calm as usual, but His eyes are always bright or have other meanings that make it hard to look at him. Yan Qingcheng turned her head away, feeling puzzled. Maybe it was obvious that Liu Changan and Lin Feng were not getting along, but he made a point of raising his face in the end. Qingcheng obviously shifted everyone's attention to Yan Qingcheng again. Don't you know him?

The military training in the afternoon ended with cheers, and the boys and girls hurried back to the dormitory to take a shower and change clothes after the birds and beasts had dispersed. All of them still had stinky sanitary napkins to throw away.

Yan Qingcheng glanced at Liu Changan from a distance, thought for a while, and didn't talk to him, anyway, if you have his number, you should add friends first, so Yan Qingcheng found Liu Changan's number in the class group, and added Friends, his QQ is easy to identify, and his nickname is "Kyushu Fenglei Swordsman Liu Chang'an".

Liu Chang'an was walking towards An Nuan's house, because An Nuan said that he would go to study with him tonight. As an extremely important self-study in college life, An Nuan felt that he had to go to study with Liu Chang'an for the first time.

Why do we have to be together?Is it impossible for a person to study by himself?Well, such questions are meaningless, anyway, he will not object to her, she can do whatever she says, Liu Changan has always been easy-going and compliant.

Liu Changan swiped his phone and looked at the weather tomorrow. In fact, the weather forecast is much more reliable than his own divination. In many cases, the weather forecast based on experience and observation is not so reliable. The weather is ever-changing, and even the world's No. All the weather prediction tasks undertaken by a computer are for reference only, let alone looking at dragonflies, birds, snakes, insects, rats and ants, you can 100% determine the weather in the next few days?No way.

Seeing the weather, he didn’t care about the military training, but he cared about his hot sauce, so he called Zhou Shuling and asked her to help him put away the hot sauce after the sun went down. Zhou Dongdong can eat it if he likes it, spicy Her tongue was so swollen that Liu Chang'an couldn't believe how much she could eat.

When I came to the asphalt road where Liu Changan squatted last time, I saw the small blue sign of the bus stop. Liu Changan stood there waiting for 3 minutes, and a tall and beautiful girl came over.

"Sure enough, it's not unusual for any kind of beautiful woman to wear a military training uniform." Liu Changan said with a smile.

"You say I'm flat?" An Nuan slapped Liu Chang'an and acted like a spoiled child angrily: "It makes me angry when we meet."

"I'm talking about your overall image." Liu Changan corrected it, and now she is not only flat, but also ordinary.

"This is so nonsense..." An Nuan's hair had been loosened and loosened, and she brushed her hair with her fingers, with a confident smile on her face, "You can say that Gu Tianle is ordinary, but you have to say that Ben The girl's appearance and temperament are mediocre, this is the most open-eyed and nonsense time in your life, Liu Changan."

"The time when I opened my eyes and told nonsense the most was when you asked me if I hadn't been in a relationship for three years in high school, did I feel regretful..." Liu Changan smiled and touched An Nuan's soft and delicate cheeks, "Actually, I think , At that time, the feeling we got along was more than ambiguous, but not full of love, but I don't regret it."

"Hate it! Always say things that I like." An Nuan put her arms around Liu Chang'an's arm, with a slightly astringent and sweet peach halo on her cheeks, eager to tiptoe.

The leaves were whirling, the wind was blowing her hair, and the girl's heart fluttered and wanted to fall into his palm. This feeling made her eyelashes tremble slightly, and her bright eyes shone shyly like a river of stars. .

Liu Changan held the back of her head and kissed her lips. The moist lips were like warm and fragrant nephrite, a delicacy that Liu Changan's skill could not handle. The girl opened her lips slightly and stuck out her tongue tentatively. It was as if a timid little beast poked its head out of its den, only to be caught by a sharp hunter.

"The eye of a needle! The eye of a needle! Shame on me! Save some face for me! Tomorrow there will be rumors in school that Liu Yuewang's daughter is kissing someone on the road. I..."

Liu Yuewang came out of nowhere, holding a lesson plan in his hand, and separated Liu Chang'an and An Nuan with all his might.

"Mom! Oops! What else is in your lesson plan... It hurts me to death!" An Nuan was so ashamed that she ran away in a panic.

Liu Changan raised his hand to stop Liu Yuewang, Liu Yuewang glanced at Liu Changan who was still smiling, this guy is really thick-skinned... Also, how could he be good at chasing girls if he is not thick-skinned?

"It's very quiet here, the environment is very good, and there are few pedestrians on the road, so it's inevitable to be eager to love in a natural place." Liu Changan explained and apologized at the same time, "Next time we will be in a place where there are no people."

"What did you say!" The mother and daughter said in unison, but An Nuan was shy and Liu Yuewang glared.

"Next time we will be in estrus and stop with courtesy."

"It's almost there."

"It's disgusting! Mom, where did you get out of?"

"Zuan, do you think I'm a mouse?"

"Oh, hit me again, that's all I said, what's in your lesson plan! It hurts so much!"

"It's up to you!"

Bickering between mother and daughter seems to be a daily routine. Liu Yuewang is undoubtedly the first time to see her daughter in close contact with the opposite sex after she grows up. For parents, it always feels a little strange and emotional, but she is not really disgusted. And objected, after all, the relationship between two people has been approved, how could such a thing as kissing not happen?Hey, I don't know if she has listened to the previous safety education knowledge.

Chapter 286 Two Hugs

Liu Yuewang and An Nuan walked on the shaded asphalt road. The trees were extremely tall and strong, forming a contrasting beauty with the slender woman. Naturally, there were no tall buildings on both sides, but two or three floors of top or There are all kinds of small shops in the small flat-roofed buildings. The consumption is not high, and the environment is quiet and easy-going. Teahouses, coffee shops and other petty bourgeoisie places in the college district are always more bookish than similar shops in the commercial district. , there are not so many realistic topics and faces.

Liu Yuewang was wearing a black dress with a light gray belt around her waist. There were also gray borders around the chest, which spread out naturally. The black lining made the bust of a mature woman look less plump, with big waves Her curly hair is a bit old, undulating like the smooth foothills of the sky, her waist dragging her hips and swaying, the 36-year-old woman has just accumulated enough connotation and knowledge, so that even if she occasionally takes the sexy route, she will not have a superficial temperament. This kind of intellectual and professional charm can always suppress the charm that men are most concerned about.

Liu Changan would also admit Liu Yuewang's major... Of course it's only her own major. Like most people Liu Changan said, Liu Yuewang is only good in her own major, and not so-so in other aspects.

An Nuan was wearing a military training uniform with an obvious student logo. The girl's delicacy was the same as when she was in high school, and only when there was such a huge difference between the two clothes, Liu Yuewang's maturity and An Nuan's astringency would form the biggest difference. In contrast, I feel that there may be a generational gap, unlike when the mother and daughter are both wearing cheongsams, it will make people think that sisters are more likely.

An Nuan turned her head and glanced at Liu Chang'an. She asked Liu Chang'an what topics she had recently talked with "An Nuan". Liu Chang'an told her that they mainly talked about the views of controversial figures in the field of modern literature.

An Nuan sometimes has a touch of jealousy, but more often it is understanding. It is rare for my mother to have netizens who are just chatting with her. It will be very difficult to keep up with him.

It's ridiculous to really think that Liu Yuewang and Liu Chang'an will develop an online relationship. There are too many beautiful women around Liu Chang'an. If he intends to cheat, An Nuan feels that there is nothing he can do, and he can't control it.

Just like Liu Changan fiercely expressed his hope that she would tell the boys who came to chase her that "he will die", but in fact Liu Changan never interfered with An Nuan's interpersonal communication, so An Nuan felt that since the basis of love is mutual respect, she would not Will really ask Liu Changan to delete the numbers of the girls and women he knows... Many girls will really do this, and many boys may really compromise.

But it feels so stupid.

Even if it's so stupid... An Nuan is still a little petty. If Liu Chang'an deletes Bai Hui on his own initiative, it will be a very happy thing, and he can even reward him.

After the beginning of college life, An Nuan felt that there was no essential difference between high school and high school, and that learning was the most important thing. The life and activities that many people dreamed about or expected in college had no practical significance, but many people would be more enthusiastic about it. Express yourself... like white fennel.

The video of Bai Hui dancing house dance during military training today was circulated on many Weibo accounts and groups in the school. Some seniors and members of the student union even found An Nuan to inquire about Bai Hui's situation.

An Nuan doesn't like to leak other people's information behind their backs. Of course, Bai Hui's birthday, height measurements, and birthplace will not be revealed, but when someone asks Bai Hui if she has a boyfriend, An Nuan will honestly answer "yes", after all, others have made a special trip to Come to ask, it would be quite offending for me not to say anything, not to mention that compared to other things, whether or not I have a boyfriend is not a private matter, is it?Just ask and see.

Back home, Professor Ling’s family on the opposite side is still in Shanghai. After all, there are not too many opportunities for the family to play together. As long as you bring enough money in Shanghai, there are enough interesting places and delicious food. of top restaurants.

In fact, most of the top restaurants are not just selling a sense of ritual. If you really want to eat well and experience the temptation of delicious food, you have to go to a food stall.

Of course, people in southern Shonan are a little different. Everywhere you go, you will say that the food here is not tasty enough.

Liu Yuewang opened the door, bent down to take off her shoes, she wore a pair of black stockings today, the position of the heels and toes was not exposed by the top, and the texture was still fine and round, after she changed the shoes , habitually reached out to untie the belt, and quickly put it down. Today, there are more than myself and An Nuan at home.

"You guys go take a shower. I'll leave the kitchen to me." Liu Changan took the initiative to take over. Liu Yuewang's cooking skills are far less good-looking than her face.

Not to mention An Nuan, An Nuan actually knows how to cook, but the stubborn grass only needs sunlight, moisture and soil to meet the basic living standards, and the taste is out of the question.

"I want to learn how to cook from you." An Nuan coquettishly followed behind Liu Chang'an, and she was naturally flattered to have a boyfriend who could cook.

Liu Yuewang pulled An Nuan back, "It stinks, go take a bath, don't be sticky!"

"I don't stink!" An Nuan didn't want to, Liu Chang'an still said she stinks at home, "The sweat of a beautiful girl smells good."

Liu Changan looked back at An Nuan and smiled, Liu Yuewang said to Liu Changan, "Don't cut the cucumbers in the refrigerator for me, I want to use them."

Since Liu Yuewang bought the cucumber cutting machine, she has been particularly keen on applying cucumbers to her face. The most important thing is the process of cutting into transparent slices, which gives Liu Yuewang a sense of accomplishment.

As for Liu Changan's taking over the kitchen, Liu Yuewang has no objection, she has already tasted Liu Changan's cooking skills last time, it is a delicacy that makes people give up their reserve and politeness.

"Got it." Liu Changan walked into the kitchen.

An Nuan hadn't taken a shower yet, she was a little unhappy, it didn't matter what the two of them said casually at home, but today Liu Changan was here.

"You want to say that you put cucumbers on your face." An Nuande reminded her that she didn't really want to say it at first, but the more she thought about it, the more awkward she became. If she said it, she would get beaten up now.

"What do you mean?" Liu Yuewang froze for a moment.

Liu Yuewang thought about it carefully, only to realize that An Nuan actually meant that. Liu Yuewang blushed with anger, picked up the lesson plan left on the coffee table, and typed it down.

An Nuan screamed and ran into the bathroom, but she was still hit by Liu Yuewang several times, but An Nuan felt that such a reminder was necessary, after all, the world is full of dirty jokes, she said that cucumbers should be used , this is not very appropriate!

Liu Yuewang angrily stood outside the bathroom and knocked on the door. Of course An Nuan would not open the door. Liu Yuewang threatened: "Wait, when you come out, watch me swell your butt... I'll find a bamboo stick Come!"

Liu Changan turned a deaf ear to the fights between mother and daughter outside, and looked in the refrigerator, there were indeed a lot of cucumbers, so many cucumbers would cost her several meals, it seemed that she was using them to apply all over her body.

Women are quite strange. A set of skin care products ranging from facial cleanser to various toners, barrier creams, face creams, and creams can cost thousands to tens of thousands, but they also believe in natural moisturizing, and take cucumbers for a few dollars a catty Come make that face of yourself.

There is still a bucket of eels in the kitchen, so let’s eat eels. Eels are eaten in summer and autumn. There is a saying that food supplements are better than ginseng. Liu Changan does not need to nourish his body, but An Nuan and Liu Yuewang do. The eel is also delicious.

Eels are not pleasing in appearance, but Liu Changan appreciates their evolutionary route very much. All eels are born female, and when they mature, they are taken over by male eels to conceive and give birth. Very angry, he turned into a male eel, and went to seek revenge on other female eels.

Presumably quite a number of LGBT groups like this ability of biological sex conversion very much, and will be very moved by the life of eel. If eel can speak at the gathering of LGBT groups, it will be a very good story.

Liu Changan found that he did not have the ability of eel, and felt that he was not so perfect...just thinking about it, if he really wants to experience the life of eel, Liu Changan has absolutely no interest.

Eel buns are also delicious. Few people have eaten eel buns, but as early as when Liu Changan was still the Song Dynasty version of Kyushu Fenglei Swordsman, Liu Changan made eel buns, which was recorded in "Tokyo Menghualu" .

In "Materia Medica Seeking Originality", Zhao Qiguang said that there are yellow eels and green ones. The green ones are called rattan eels and wind eels, which are born in cold lakes. These are green eels that Liu Yuewang bought.

Liu Changan put the eels into the water to cook, and saw some eels bent out of the water. Liu Zongzhou of the Ming Dynasty wrote a story about a scholar named Zhou Yu who cooked eels, and found that some eels had their heads and tails in the hot water. The middle part bent out of the water, and it was later discovered that the eel was pregnant, and the belly was full of fish roe. From then on, Zhou Yu stopped eating eel.

Liu Changan pushed the eel back out of the water.

Many scholars and literati like to make up such compassionate stories. In fact, it has nothing to do with the eel bending out of the water and whether it is pregnant or not.

The eel was cooked until it was half-cooked. Liu Changan removed the head and bones, cut the eel into shreds, added soy sauce and wine to simmer, then added day lily, wax gourd and spring onions to make a soup. The traditional method is either fried shredded eel or braised eel with cucumber. In fact, stir-fried eel paste is also delicious. The flipping of the bubble top is called Youlong.

Liu Yuewang has fermented soybeans at home, and smelling it, it is a finished product that has been sealed for at least a year. Either it was given by someone else or it was made by Liu Yuewang's mother. Liu Changan met An Nuan's grandma, she was a woman with a gentle and traditional appearance, a native of Shonan at this age should be able to do it, and this approach is similar to Liu Changan's is very close, both are from the central Hunan region, not Liuyang's fermented soy sauce.

Liu Changan saw that there were still a few pieces of Japanese tofu in the refrigerator, so he decided to make another Furong tofu. This dish originally used tofu nao, but the special feature of Japanese tofu is that it is soft and tender, and the taste is just different.

Some people say that tofu brain is like a young girl, while tofu is like a half-cooked beauty. Liu Changan glanced outside the kitchen and felt that this bowl of lotus tofu was very suitable for the occasion, but they must have never read "Hundred Odes of Food in the Old Capital": The complexion and appearance are uneven, it's not that when you throw the book to sleep, you look like a beautiful woman and call yourself half-old, you can still scratch your head and show your charm... The poems are written in general, just for the scene.

When there was only this one dish left, An Nuan ran into the kitchen after taking a shower.

"I want to learn to cook from you!"

An Nuan put her hands behind her back, shook her upper body, watching Liu Changan busy in the rice, oil, salt, sauce and vinegar in an orderly manner, the man's concentration when cooking, it is easy for girls to feel a special kind of warmth, always I can't help but imagine that I will see countless scenes like this in the future.

"As long as you know how to eat, prepare a cookbook and order whatever you want." Liu Chang'an reminded, "Except for dishes that require special kitchen utensils and creative routes, I know how to cook too many dishes, and one meal a day can make people feel delicious. If you don’t bring heavy samples, what else do you learn? There is no need to master repetitive skills.”

"You mean that if you know it, it means that I will?"

"You do not want?"

"miss you!"

An Nuan ran behind Liu Changan and hugged his waist. As soon as Liu Changan said "go out to play", An Nuan consciously let him go and ran out of the kitchen blushing.

An Nuan came to Liu Yuewang's bedroom. Liu Yuewang usually took a shower when she came home from get off work, but when there were other men in the house, Liu Yuewang would not do this. I brought a few books over and checked the information on the desk.

"Mom, can you give me a try on the newly bought tattooed breasts last week?" An Nuan rummaged through Liu Yuewang's closet.

"Overestimating one's abilities." Liu Yuewang sneered without looking back.

"Don't look down on people like this, 30 years in Hedong and 30 years in Hexi, don't bully girl Ping..." An Nuan responded with a hum.

"After 30 years, you'll be sagging, much uglier than normal." Liu Yuewang closed the book, and watched An Nuan expressionlessly as she took out the tattooed breasts that Liu Yuewang bought last week. This little girl really When she was young, her grandma used to wear her grandma's tattooed breasts on the outside of her clothes. When she first started living with Liu Yuewang, most of the beans were not available, so she also wanted to try her mother's tattooed breasts.

"I can't! Only the big ones droop." An Nuan glanced at Liu Yuewang.

"What are you looking at me for!" The mother and daughter were intimate, and as soon as An Nuan's eyes came over, Liu Yuewang knew what she was thinking, and took the book in her hand and acted like hitting someone.

"Now our girls are only A per capita. I already have a B. Every girl with a B has the possibility of becoming a D... because when a B is taken apart, it happens to be two Ds." An Nuan said proudly .

"Do you and Liu Chang'an talk like that too?" Liu Yuewang was still amused by An Nuan, couldn't help laughing, stood up and hit her with a smile.

"How is it possible? In front of him, I look like a lady every day. No, I am a lady." An Nuan restrained her laughing appearance, Liu Changan could not see her slightly salty and wet appearance, she must be cute in front of him , cuteness is the most important thing.

"You can really pretend." Liu Yuewang shook her head. When An Nuan and Han Zhizhi were together, they would talk about all kinds of messy topics. The little girl had no experience, was curious and had no possibility to experience it. After a few times, she didn't care... There's nothing to worry about, it's just chatting in private, a good girl is still a good girl.

It is normal for girls nowadays to be more dirty than boys.

An Nuan took off her clothes and tried on Liu Yuewang's tattooed breasts. Hey, it seems that a grapefruit can be stuffed into it. Sure enough, after taking a bath, she always has the feeling of growing up, which is an illusion.

An Nuan went back to her bedroom to put on her underwear.

When she came out after changing her underwear, Liu Changan had already prepared the meals, Liu Yuewang was also very particular about people, and Liu Changan was cooking, so I don’t need him to do things like serving dishes and meals to the table, it’s good for guests to show off their cooking skills , but there is no reason for people to keep busy with their mother and daughter waiting to eat, that is to treat people as servants.

After An Nuan came out, she hugged Liu Changan who was sitting down again to express her appreciation for his hard work. After letting go, An Nuan took another peek at Liu Changan. This time she hugged him, she would remind him of the difference between the two hugs. ?I don't want him to find out, but it feels like if he finds out, what will he think?What would he think?