I'm really immortal

"Don't you want it? I recommend it to you. You can go to the commissary to buy it."

"No. Goodbye." Liu Changan hung up the phone politely.

Bai Hui sent another message without hesitation. It turned out to be a sanitary napkin, and she also found a web article on "How Boys Use Sanitary Pads" and sent it.

Neuropathy!Liu Changan decided that if Bai Hui tried to sell this artifact to him again, he would block her.

Chapter 282 It's All About Me

After Bai Hui sent the message, Liu Changan did not reply to her. This is a very common situation, because it is said that even if it is An Nuan, Liu Changan will not reply to her message in seconds. As for other students and friends, it is normal that Liu Changan cannot be contacted by sending messages. things.

But Bai Hui has also heard that when a boy and a girl are in love, it is most basic to reply to messages in seconds, especially a boy must do this, because this is the basic right of a girl.

If you really care about a person, as long as you read the other person's message, you will definitely reply quickly. Almost all girls believe this... In other words, Liu Changan may not really care about An Nuan.

Thinking of this, Bai Hui jumped on tiptoe with some joy, waiting for the ripples passed by the heels to fall and the natural curvature of the hip line, and when the function graph of y=sinx was completed on the chest, Bai Hui's mood also fluctuated Yes, she had a bad premonition, even though Liu Changan hung up the phone as neatly as usual, he seemed a little unhappy, wouldn't she be blocked by him?

Thinking of this, Bai Hui looked at her phone, and wanted to call him again to try it out, but she was also worried that if he didn't block her, she would call her and don't know what to say, or continue the previous topic. Is he irritable?

What if he really blocked her?

Then...then...then I will block him too, Bai Hui pursed her lips unhappily and made up her mind that this Liu Changan actually blocked herself, one day when he wanted to call her, he found that he had already been blocked by her It's dark, I don't know what kind of stinky face he will have.

Haha... Bai Hui suddenly felt a little happy, clicked on his personal information, clicked "Block this caller number", "Unblock this caller number", and clicked several times, feeling that Liu Changan was being played by himself in the applause.

I'm so happy... After clicking a few times, Bai Hui returned to the dormitory in a dull manner. She called just now in the laundry room.

Even if he really blocked him, maybe he would never find out that he was blocked.

"Wow, Baifen, your phone case is so beautiful!"

Bai Hui's roommate Yan Xiang looked at Bai Hui's phone enviously, she remembered that Bai Hui didn't use this phone case during the day.

"I like it quite a bit too." Bai Hui said with some reserve, she is a rich woman now, but she is not as strong as before to show off her newly bought good things.

Of course, the most important thing is the new classmates, everyone is not familiar with them.

"Where did you buy it? How much is it? I want to buy one too. I don't know if there is a model of my mobile phone." Yan Xiang tugged on his huge Kumamon mobile phone case.

"My cousin brought it back from Taiwan, and she brought it to me at school today. I didn't ask how much it was, and there are also online shopping agents." Bai Hui said flatly.

"That must be very expensive." Li Hongman, another roommate, also noticed Bai Hui's phone case. Girls have the same taste in shiny and jeweled things as female crows.

Yan Xiang took a photo of Bai Hui's phone case without giving up, and searched it with the recognition search of the shopping software, and actually found the same model. Yan Xiang was amazed: "More than 3000! It's more expensive than my phone!"

Feeling the dumbfounded stares of her roommates, Bai Hui reserved a plain look, of course she was very happy in her heart, girls like this kind of feeling, otherwise, why do you say that a girl's vanity is an all-round attribute from the inside out? Vanity from the inside out, that is the truth.

"Then your mobile phone must be 7P too!" Zhao Yu, who had just finished calling with her boyfriend, also exclaimed in amazement. Although this thing is not a rare item, girls want it very much.

Market research also proves that women have a stronger desire to buy mobile phones of this brand.

"Yeah, I just bought it before the college entrance examination this year." Bai Hui felt that her roommates looked at her differently. Alas, the little rich woman will be exposed sooner or later. It will also show that it is not the same as the roommates, so there is no need to hide it.

"That's a bit of a loss. There should be a new model coming out this month. It's better to buy a new model." Li Hongman said regretfully. In fact, she has a plan to wait for the new model to come out. The price of the old model is reduced and then buy the old model for use. , She saved some money by herself, and then asked her family for some, and she sold the old mobile phone and it was almost done.

"Change it again." Bai Hui still said calmly.

"Tsk tsk... There is really a rich woman in our dormitory." Yan Xiang exaggeratedly hugged Bai Hui, "From now on, we will eat and drink with you, shall we?"

Li Hongman and Zhao Yu smiled unnaturally.

"Actually, this phone was given to me by someone else." Bai Hui quickly made her heart beat a little faster, just like the first time when she was a child, when an elder asked her grades, she lied and said better grades.

"Boyfriend?" Zhao Yu asked tentatively, because when Bai Hui was talking to her, she realized that Bai Hui should have someone she likes.

"No." Bai Hui still said flatly, "It's just that I did him a favor and got paid by accident."

A few girls smiled, everyone is a girl, who doesn't understand that there must be something hidden in the words.

"You asked me if it was definitely useful, so I should tell the boy you mentioned." Zhao Yu was the source of promoting this "artifact" in the class group, and she also recommended it to her boyfriend.

"That's right, we are friends, let's remind him." Bai Hui flicked her bangs, and she found that she likes to talk about such topics with others.

I don’t know why, but it’s more satisfying her vanity than chatting about luxury goods, small skirts, various cosmetics and skin care products with others... a little more joy and expectation, maybe a little bit, but that kind of The strange feeling made Bai Hui feel even more strange, how could she be like this?

"Yo, it seems that there is no hope for the boys in our class. I saw you talking in the group today, and they responded most positively. Didn't you have someone from high school in our class? She said that many boys came to her Asking about you." Li Hongman said regretfully, she planned to improve her overall quality in all aspects during college, and she was trying to expand the scope of communication, chatting a lot, but there was no useful improvement, but she got a lot of gossip.

"Are they here to study, or to fall in love?" Bai Hui thought of Qian Ning and Lu Yuan, and suddenly felt a little irritable.

"If you haven't been in a relationship in high school, you will be particularly promiscuous in college." Yan Xiang said with certainty.

"Let's go with the flow." Li Hongman had a slightly expectant tone.

Bai Hui remembered that incident again, and looked at Zhao Yu with some worry, "By the way, you are recommending it to your boyfriend... but I am not. Will others think that my suggestion is inappropriate or something?"

"No way, who would be so stingy, you have good intentions, even if he doesn't want to, which insanity will blame you?" Zhao Yu is someone who has experienced it, and it is clear that Bai Hui is afraid of self-defeating and causing other people's resentment.

Only then did Bai Hui feel relieved, and smiled slightly, "Go and have supper, I'll treat you."

"Okay, the first supper in Shonan!"

"Hold the rich woman's thighs tight!"

"Hurry up, hurry up, let's go!"

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Liu Changan didn't care about Bai Hui's suggestion, nor did she care about her sudden unreliable caring. As long as Bai Hui didn't continue to talk to him about this matter, he would soon forget about it. No matter how taboo women's products are, it's just that even ordinary men would feel awkward doing so.

People have lived for a long time, and it is an instinct to sort out emotions, because emotions, like memories, are things that will accumulate, but this kind of intangible and insubstantial things stored in neurons is not likely to be absorbed by the body like toxins, waste residues, etc. Wait for it to be excreted naturally.

Liu Changan would not allow himself to become a person without emotions, because emotions and desires are closely related, and a person without emotions and desires would be no different from a fossil for immortality.

What Liu Changan cares most about now is his beans.

In the middle of the night, Liu Changan removed the circle of gauze that was soaked in water and pressed on the edge of the pot cover, and lifted the pot cover. The steam was steaming, and the aroma of the freshly cooked beans was overflowing, round and plump, soft, and the skin was smooth and not rotten. It is a good material for making tempeh.

The beans were out of the pot, and the water was filtered out. Liu Changan packed the beans and put them in the compartment of the transport truck. This was to prevent him from leaving them at home, and Zhou Dongdong would come to eat some when he was free.

The next step is to wait for the beans to ferment and grow mold.

Liu Changan went in, came out again, and didn't talk to Shangguan Dandan. He used to hope that Shangguan Dandan would come out and live with him, and experience the new life after time passed and the old people reunited. But now he feels that she is still It is better to honestly stay in the coffin and read books. After all, he recharges her phone bill and charges her mobile phone, and she doesn't need to eat, so just stay in the coffin forever... You know how many people this is. It's a dream life.

There is always a feeling that Shangguan Dandan really ran out and would bring him a lot of trouble and problems. Liu Changan is not afraid of trouble, but he doesn't want trouble.

Let's sleep with the wind, Liu Changan went back upstairs and slept on the deck chair on the balcony.

Sensing the faint light in the morning, Liu Changan opened his eyes. The sycamore leaves above his head were still emerald green, but there was a trace of yellow in the green, as if the root of the disease had been planted. The sky suddenly showed the color of decay.

Autumn is here, and the leisurely blue sky is getting higher and higher day by day. The southern sky does not feel as open as beyond the Great Wall, but the light blue color also looks peaceful and comfortable. The temperature in the morning is cooler than in the past. Liu Changan touched it. Touching the arm, the skin also felt a little moist, not as smooth and warm as when it came out of the quilt. Liu Changan narrowed his eyes, and left after a summer, just like that hot woman, finally became gentle, the eyes in the eyes The hook is no longer so hot and direct, but has become a deeper seductive charm.

This early autumn, it will still be a little fiery, so Liu Changan should save the residual heat and make a sweet and aftertaste hot sauce.

To make hot sauce, chili peppers are of course indispensable, and must be local chili peppers produced in the central part of southern Shonan. This kind of chili peppers are only available in the vegetable market. If you buy them in the supermarket, a small packet costs a few yuan or even a dozen yuan, which is not worth it. what.

Liu Chang'an is usually more generous to the old farmers who grow vegetables, but he is naturally more picky about the products produced by enterprises that are less than industrialized.

There are a lot of peppers in the vegetable market, and the red peppers are also piled up on the ground. After asking about the place of origin, Liu Changan took a few peppers and smelled them, scratched the skin with his fingernails, squeezed out some of the pepper juice, dipped it on his tongue, and tasted it. Feeling pretty good, I nodded, and spent an hour picking and picking a sack to carry on my back.

By the way, I bought some sword beans, which are also excellent in hot sauce.

Passing by a fish stall, he remembered that yesterday he was willing to eat fish roe and fish miscellaneous, but in the end he ate at the buffet, which naturally did not satisfy his taste. Liu Changan looked at it, and there happened to be a mandarin fish. It was fat and plump, but it also looked delicious. Seeing it alive and kicking, Liu Changan decided to eat it.

Back home, Liu Chang'an called Qin Yanan, "Instructor, I'm going to ask for leave in the morning."

Qin Yanan was a little surprised, but asked competently, "What are you doing? You have to ask for leave on the first day of military training."

"I bought some chili, and I want to make some hot sauce." Of course Liu Changan asked for leave because he had enough reasons.

"You...you can't do it at another time?" Qin Yanan also knew about Liu Changan's high school, and knew that this was his normal state, so asking for leave was considered a very correct attitude.

"I just bought this chili this morning and it looks fresh. I have to chop it quickly. I'll go home later in the afternoon. The weather is likely to be bad." Liu Changan didn't want to waste the chili he had carefully selected.

"Okay, then you have to come over this afternoon." Qin Yanan said helplessly.

"Thank you cousin." Liu Changan hung up the phone.

cousin?Qin Yanan didn't dare to do it, but felt a little strange excitement.

In the morning, Zhou Dongdong and Zhou Shuling walked past Liu Changan. Zhou Dongdong couldn't sit on the small stool as usual and watch Changan's elder brother goofing off about something he didn't know what to do. Zhou Shuling dragged him to school with some melancholy.

Liu Changan didn't chop the chili immediately, but slaughtered the mandarin fish first, washed it, cut it open with a knife and pressed it flat, then cut the knife on both sides obliquely, and then took out the stinky fermented bean curd, put the stinky fermented bean curd Crushed them one by one and spread them on the mandarin fish, and poured some more vigorous fermented bean curd oil on it. This is his own stinky fermented bean curd, and the smell is also unique.

Then wrap the mandarin fish with the stinky fermented bean curd evenly, put it in a bucket, and press it tightly with an old cutting board. After three or four days in this weather, the raw material of the stinky mandarin fish will be ready.

Unlike most of the stinky tofu that is not stinky at all, the stinky mandarin fish really smells stinky and tastes delicious.

After tidying up the mandarin fish, Liu Changan began to wash the peppers, and Zhu Juntang walked over slowly.

"Student Liu Changan, good morning!" Zhu Juntang obviously had a feeling for this title, and shouted again, "Student Liu Changan!"

"morning."

"You didn't go to military training?"

"Didn't you go too?"

"Of course I won't go." Zhu Juntang is a fairy, how could a fairy participate in military training?Naturally, he had already asked for leave. Zhu Juntang just didn't expect to call Qin Yanan to know that Liu Changan was not going to the military training today, so he felt the joy of escaping the military training together, so he hurried to share the military training with Liu Changan happy hour.

"I'll go in the afternoon."

"Don't go at all, go to my house to read in the afternoon."

Liu Changan was a little tempted, but he had to stick to the principle. If he said he only asked for one morning leave, he only asked for one morning leave.

"Oh, my mother went to Europe again, Yaya is very busy every day, she's so boring." Zhu Juntang sat down bored.

She was sitting in front of Liu Changan. Today, Zhu Juntang was rarely wearing the white stockings that she thought was the best match for dream girls. The crystal clear and delicate color of her legs was as tender as steamed mandarin fish, but the stinky mandarin fish made by Liu Changan smelled bad. It stinks, but Zhu Juntang sits there like a crisp and tender flower, swaying delicately and emitting a moving fragrance.

Liu Changan looked at Zhu Juntang, but he was thinking of the third wife whose whereabouts were uncertain. It is normal for such a person who is busy with his career to come and go, but since the third wife was in Junsha, she has repeatedly expressed her willingness to learn something from Liu Changan Come, but it seems that nothing specific has been done, which is really strange.

"You said your mother did things unscrupulously?" Liu Changan asked.

Zhu Juntang nodded emphatically, fortunately, her mother didn't use any means to match Liu Changan with herself, otherwise it would be too shameful, and she felt a little sorry for Qin Yanan.

Liu Changan also nodded, unscrupulous people would never let their children become a blind spot that she could take advantage of.

"By the way, did you see my helicopter yesterday?" Zhu Juntang stretched out a finger and turned it around, imitating the helicopter's propeller.

"I see, I walked to the bridge at that time." This is not a rare thing, the Juzhou Administration also has a helicopter that often flies around Juzhou.

"I asked those two people to hang them on a rope to take them across the river yesterday, but they didn't want to." Zhu Juntang was a little annoyed. Are these stupid men not conscious?Ordinary people have to accept the test if they want to get close to the fairy, but they don't even have the courage to be tested.

"I'll try someday?" Liu Changan thought for a while, "If I jump off the rope, will the driver find it?"

Zhu Juntang was stunned for a moment, "Yes, of course the hanging rope has load-bearing induction."

"Oh, I know."

"What are you going to do?" Zhu Juntang was extremely curious and itchy.

"Aren't you a fat sheep? A fat sheep must have the self-consciousness of a fat sheep. How can you inquire about the secrecy of the sect master?" Liu Chang'an is not worried about this ordinary gang member... No, she has already been demoted by Qin Yanan to an intern gang member .

Zhu Juntang pouted, this Kyushu Fenglei Sword Gate is not fun at all!

Chapter 283 The Dreamy Girl

Kyushu Fenglei Jianmen is of course not fun, just like Zhou Dongdong thinks going to elementary school is not fun, any organization with social responsibility, "fun" is not its main attribute.

The social responsibility of Jiuzhou Fengleijianmen is currently unclear, but according to Qin Yanan's plan, there is no doubt that it is not in the direction that is in line with Zhu Juntang's preferences.

"You are so free, come and chop peppers for me." Chopping a sack of peppers, even with Liu Changan's sharp knife skills, is not something that can be done quickly.

He is not impatient, so he can take his time, but he has to go to military training in the afternoon, and the peppers that have been soaked in water should be processed as soon as possible, otherwise they will be easy to rot.

"Okay." Zhu Juntang picked up the phone naturally. For her, helping others is tantamount to calling someone to help them.

"You come." Liu Changan was deeply impressed that nothing good would happen if Zhu Juntang wanted to stay and look for Liu Changan.

"Me?" Zhu Juntang looked at Liu Changan in disbelief, then smiled and waved his hands, Liu Changan joked with himself again.

"Come and try." Liu Changan brought another cutting board and a kitchen knife over.

Zhu Juntang put his hands behind his back and refused, "You might as well put me on the cutting board and chop me up."

"In any sect, disciples and gang members need to go through special experience to upgrade, and the experience of our Kyushu Fenglei Sword Sect is that intern disciples need to chop ten catties if they want to surpass ordinary gang members and upgrade to elite gang members. Pepper." Liu Changan temporarily created a door rule, he is the head of the door, of course he has the final say.

Zhu Juntang put his hands on his legs, tugged at his skirt, thought hard for a while, and finally made up his mind, "No, I won't be perfect if my hands are cut off."

The most perfect creature Liu Changan has ever seen is himself.

The second is a spherical tentacle creature. Its main body structure is a hard spherical shell covering the brain and organs. The whole body is covered with tentacles. These tentacles can fall off by themselves or climb and run when it encounters danger. Even merged into wings, this creature has entered the Mariana Trench at present, and humans have not yet discovered their existence.