I'm really immortal

Thinking of this, Liu Yuewang found it interesting, and looked at Liu Changan solemnly, "Are you An Nuan, the netizen who calls himself uncle?"

"I usually call myself the god of death." Liu Changan shook his head, it's useless for him to call himself uncle, didn't you yell it yourself?

"I saw the message she sent you just now." Liu Yuewang was still very serious, "Do you know who I am?"

"Are you An Nuan's grandma?" Liu Changan asked uncertainly.

"Grandma?" Liu Yuewang almost exploded with anger, why is this guy's mouth completely different from when he was chatting with text messages?

When texting and chatting, although he often said some annoying things, they were basically aimed at An Nuan's mother... No, he was An Nuan's mother.

That is to say, this person is talking flatteringly to a girl he thinks, but his usual speech is actually extremely annoying. Such differential treatment must be a conspiracy.

It doesn't seem right to think so, because this uncle always defends Liu Chang'an repeatedly when he speaks ill of Liu Chang'an, and firmly opposes An Nuan breaking up with Liu Chang'an. If he plots against An Nuan, the breakup is exactly what he wants!

"Grandma?"

Liu Yuewang was thinking about it, when she heard another address, she couldn't help being stunned.

"I know some people. When they were mothers and grandmas, they all looked the same as when they were young. I thought you also had this ability." Liu Changan smiled.

Liu Yuewang couldn't help showing a trace of a smile on her tense face, and then restrained herself, still serious.

"I found that you often exchange messages with An Nuan. As an adult, you often chat with a little girl. As An Nuan's mother, I have the responsibility to ask you to explain your motives and intentions." Liu Yuewang pointed Pointing to himself, "See, I look a lot like An Nuan, I saw you in the subway last time, you recognized me right then."

"Well, you're a bit fatter than her." Liu Changan took a few positive glances, "An Nuan showed me your photo, and it almost broke her cheongsam."

Liu Yuewang raised her head, her hair was shaking.

"Goodbye."

There are already some students who are paying attention to themselves, Liu Yuewang still pays attention to his image, and without carrying his bag, he smashed into his face which probably had a magnifying glass in his eye socket.

Liu Yuewang walked a few steps angrily, then turned back.

"Don't try to fight me, I can throw you to hang on the top of a tree." Liu Changan said modestly.

Liu Yuewang looked up at this green cypress, took a deep breath to calm herself down, "For Annuan's safety in making friends, I have to add you as a friend, one is Qingwu Feiyang, whose profile picture is a butterfly. You, that's me, you're going to pass."

Liu Yuewang finished speaking in an undeniable tone, then glanced at Liu Changan, saw him nodding, and then turned around expressionlessly.

hey-hey!Liu Yuewang remained expressionless, walking into the lecture classroom while responding to familiar classmates and teachers who greeted her.

There are also some familiar people who are concerned about who the man who chatted with Liu Yuewang just now is. Liu Yuewang looked at the ambiguity in these people's eyes, and couldn't help but respond with contempt and disdain. Why do these people think that she knows a friend of the opposite sex? It's just a little ambiguous Woolen cloth?Obviously Liu Yuewang just thought that this "uncle" was really knowledgeable and interesting.

Of course, making friends online in another capacity is just a small hobby of a woman of her age. For example, Professor Ling has an alias in her husband's friend list, and she is pretending to be a female college student.

Of course, I am not as idle as Lao Ling, I just think it is fun, but if I sincerely want to make friends, Liu Yuewang thinks it is better not to keep pretending... However, I can only transition slowly, if "An Nuan" suddenly "Go offline, seeing that he is not very enthusiastic, he may not be interested in chatting with "Qingwu Feiyang" all over the world like before.

Chapter 248

Liu Yuewang didn't add it right away, because she still needed a little time to express her behavior of going to her daughter "An Nuan" to ask for a number, which the other party might guess. If she added it right away, wouldn't it mean that she remembered him? number, or is there any direct way to see it, for example, she herself is "An Nuan" or something...

Five minutes later, Liu Yuewang submitted the friend verification.

Liu Changan had already shut down his phone again, and he didn’t see him right away. He was wandering around the campus like a small green town. The newly built inter-campus driveway used asphalt mixture. In Liu Changan’s opinion, the color and structure of this material were very different. It's beautiful, if you look at it carefully, if you can cut out an area and mosaic it, as a work of art in the style of material science, it will be more beautiful than many scribbled paintings with unknown meanings.

After walking for a while, Liu Changan sat in the shade of a tree by the side of the road and watched for a long time the asphalt road, scattered dead leaves, tires of passing vehicles, the girl’s white shoes and half socks, each picture was full of life. Therefore, in addition to hype and money laundering, most of the pursuit of modern art works comes from the shallowness of aesthetics and the lack of ability to discover beauty.

The more people have the ability to appreciate and discover beauty, the less they need to frequently participate in some seemingly elegant activities to improve themselves and show that they can catch up with the temperament of the elegant class in this respect.

When Liu Changan feels lonely, he will be quiet, like an observer in this world, or he will blend in inconspicuously, no different from the slowly passing ants or the falling branches and leaves.

Until he saw a beautiful girl.

She is tall, and her slender legs seem to occupy the vast majority of her entire height, unlike many girls whose upper body is too proportionate, even if she is tall, her legs are not long enough, her waist is slender but has a round movement Feeling, perfectly connected to the hip line, there is always a feeling of jumping and jumping when walking, the sun and the shade are intertwined, as if the beauty of time travels, the two ponytails hanging behind the ears are slightly fluttering and disordered , she flicked her fingers casually, raised her head and straightened her fluffy bangs, the corners of her mouth slightly raised sweetly as if thinking of something, then picked up her mobile phone and dialed a call, with some reproachful expressions on her face, hum Humming, he turned around again, unlocked a shared bicycle, and stepped on the pedals to shuttle between the tree-lined driveways without seeing any shadows.

Time has always been limited, and it is easy to ecstasy when parting at leisure.Don't resign frequently at the feast of wine and songs.

The mountains and rivers are full of empty thoughts, and the falling flowers and wind and rain hurt the spring even more.It's better to take pity on the person in front of you.

Liu Changan stood up and stretched himself.

How can a man relieve his sorrow?Not Du Kang, only girls.

Liu Changan found a remote corner, relieved the state of his face, walked through the teacher's quarters in the 90s, and then walked to the side of the road, and continued to walk back on the asphalt mixture that he thought was beautiful.

I remember 30 or [-] years ago, many asphalt roads became soft and warm when stepped on in summer, and there were urchins wearing sandals running around on them, and the shoes even got stuck and caused a tragedy .

Liu Changan returned home and changed his clothes. His things were mainly stored in the utility room downstairs, and the bed was not moved up.

He took out his big oiled paper umbrella, and then removed the umbrella surface. As a man, the gaudy umbrella surface is certainly not his aesthetic, and the black and gray umbrella surface is not suitable for girls.

Qixi Festival is coming soon, Liu Changan is going to give An Nuan an oiled paper umbrella made by himself.

Modern people celebrate Qixi Festival, because there is no traditional Qixi Festival atmosphere where girls are the protagonists, and there is no activity of begging for cleverness and worshiping the seventh sister. It has developed into a festival that is no different from Valentine's Day in February, and has been met by many so-called revivalists of traditional culture. The objection and ridicule of the communicators are actually just a sense of superiority attached to what they do, which is neither noble nor interesting, and even a little stupid without knowing it.

Nothing is static, and any symbolic meaning may change with the passage of time, just like Qixi Festival originally originated from the worship of natural astronomical phenomena, and then because of the Cowherd and Weaver Girl, Qixi Festival endowed it with the influence of love.

Liu Changan didn't care about these things, thinking that An Nuan might care about the first Valentine's Day after the two officially got together, Liu Changan made preparations.

The traditional oil-paper umbrella is actually a very troublesome thing to make. Its process is very complicated. The traditional method often has eighty or ninety processes. This kind of product is not a work without an assembly line, but the assembly line means uniform specifications and materials Uniformity, uniform shape, as an exquisite gift requirement, it lacks some meticulous consideration.

Bamboo selection is the basis of making oil-paper umbrellas. At present, if you want to select bamboo that meets the requirements in Junsa, you can only cut it in botanical gardens with decades of history.

Liu Chang'an thought for a while, but this kind of thing should not be done, it is not in line with the core values ​​of socialism.

Of course, the most important thing is that after the bamboo is selected, the bamboo used as the skeleton not only needs to be soaked in water for a long time, but also needs to be dried and polished, which cannot be completed quickly.

Of course, it is impossible to choose new bamboo, so I have to use this oil-paper umbrella made of bamboo material carefully selected by Mr. Ye Chenyu, which is currently extinct, as the basis.

Old Mr. Ye Chenyu was once a financial and business giant, and when it was passed to Professor Liu, there was only one umbrella left.

Professor Liu is not such a prodigal, just because it was the national grain work during the public ownership system. He has no ambition to make progress when he receives food stamps, meat tickets, cold drink tickets and the like every month. All that is left to Liu Changan is the rattan box and ancestral Umbrellas are gone.

Liu Changan didn't cherish the ancestral umbrellas at all. As long as his little girlfriend was happy, he could tear down the umbrella made of bamboo that Ehuang and Nvying shed tears on.

Just to use an analogy, this umbrella certainly has not been stained with the tears of Ehuang and Nvying.

His umbrella is too huge, and it has to be dismantled and remade.

"Brother Chang'an, are you going to light a fire?"

Zhou Dongdong ran over with a small white airplane wing on his back, and asked with great interest.

"Which eye of yours sees me ready to light a fire?"

"This one and this one." Zhou Dongdong took off Ultraman's mask and pointed to his two eyes.

"I'll burn Zhou Dongdong to eat."

"I don't taste good!" Zhou Dongdong wasn't very scared, because Brother Chang'an knew how to eat all day long. If he was delicious, he would have eaten him long ago.

"Do you know why I often cook delicious food for you?" Liu Changan put down the oil-paper umbrella, pinched Zhou Dongdong's fleshy cheek and asked.

"Because I'm quick-witted and brave?" Zhou Dongdong said uncertainly. Of course, he was quick-witted and brave, but he wasn't sure about Brother Chang'an's reason.

"Because you don't taste good now, so feed you more delicious food, and you will become delicious, and then I will eat you." Liu Changan let go of Zhou Dongdong's face.

Zhou Dongdong turned around and ran. Fortunately, he had wings today, so he ran faster.

"I'll make fried loach later."

Zhou Dongdong ran back again. Anyway, he is not delicious now, and eating a little loach will definitely not make it delicious immediately.

Chapter 249

Take the loach out of the puddle and put it in clear water, add a few drops of oil, and wait for the loach to vomit out the sand for later use. These loach were fed by Zhou Dongdong to make them fat and tender. The loach is very nutritious. A man It is very good to eat, and several vitamins are several times that of ordinary fish and shrimp. It contains unsaturated fatty acids, so you don't have to worry about getting fat after eating.

Oil-drenched loach is relatively uncommon in Junsha. Liu Changan prepared spices, ginger and garlic, stir-fried, then poured in spicy oil, burned and rolled, and then poured loach layer by layer, mixed garlic slices, ginger slices and red pepper with the loach When they are all cooked, it is a tender, sweet and oily loach.

After dinner, Zhou Dongdong bit his own finger, made sure that his salty and dirty food was not tasty, then cleaned the floor with peace of mind, and went back to take a bath with the wings of the small plane on his back.

Liu Changan went home and pulled a wire and a power strip, and took the charger to the compartment.

"Baby is broken again."

This time, Liu Chang'an didn't make too much trouble, Shangguan Dandan actually took the initiative to speak.

Liu Changan pulled the wire through the peephole, twisted the wire to the power strip, plugged in the charger, and said to Shangguan Tandan: "It's called a mobile phone."

Anyway, Shangguan Dandan has already started using a mobile phone, and sooner or later she will understand that although a mobile phone is a treasure comparable to her coffin, basically everyone outside has one.

But Liu Changan didn't feel that he had deceived her, just like some people bought a rare treasure with [-] million spirit stones, and after he ascended, he found that everyone in the upper world had such a rare treasure. Isn't treasure worth [-] million spirit stones in the lower realm?Of course worth it.

Shangguan Dandan didn't speak any more, Liu Changan told her how to charge, and left the carriage.

Liu Chang'an originally gave lectures to Shangguan Dandan so that one day, after she leaves the coffin, she can understand and integrate into modern life more directly. After she is mentally prepared, she will not be blown away by modern eccentricities.

But passive learning is not as efficient as independent learning. With a mobile phone that can access the Internet, as long as she enters the online world, she will actively or passively come into contact with various knowledge and experiences.

As for whether it will have any impact on her personality and conduct, Liu Changan didn't care much. There is no need to care about this kind of thing. In a long life, it is difficult for a person to maintain the same mentality and behavior style. High school students after 2000 have some things in common, but in simple terms, their attitudes towards the relationship between men and women are already very different.

People do not learn, not as good as pigs.

Liu Changan gave Shangguan Dandan a mobile phone to let her learn. This is the best way to get started with modern society. It is like a complicated game. After entering the game world, the various settings make people dizzy, but as long as you start playing, Or choose a game content to start the strategy, and you will always slowly come into contact with all kinds of information, so that you can gradually master and master it.

Liu Changan felt that he had already taken good care of Shangguan Dandan. After all, the relationship between the two could continue after 2000. Even Liu Changan would feel a little strange, not to mention that the two had indeed established a relationship between stepmother and stepson. .

Liu Chang'an cared about Ye Sijin and Qin Peng, and of course he also cared about Shangguan Dandan. Even though they didn't get along for a long time, after Changle Weiyang's empress became the empress dowager, she still looked like jumping around in a pony carriage, very cute.

Some things can be ignored, but you can also care about them. Life is a random choice. Where is the need for sufficient and necessary reasons, or interests.

Liu Changan was preparing to pound all the broken bricks from the last wall demolition into slag. After observing the surface of the asphalt mixture today, he felt the aesthetic experience of the rough material style, and planned to use all these brick slag.

To put it bluntly, it is to save money and use waste.

Qin Yanan's phone call came in, he had just turned on his phone not long before he passed the verification of "Qing Wu Fei Yang", and replied to An Nuan's message that he blamed him for not turning it on, and then the phone call that just came in... didn't answer.

Not answering seems to be of little use, Liu Changan was beating bricks with white coarse gloves, Qin Yanan and Zhu Juntang unexpectedly came to look for Liu Changan together.

"Is something wrong?" Liu Changan continued to smash bricks.

"It's okay." Zhu Juntang pulled her skirt and swayed. A cute girl needs a lot of small movements to look cute, even if she is pretending, she is still cute.

"Then help me smash the bricks." Liu Changan pointed to the bricks at his feet and said, the old community is so casual, the property will not take care of it if the wall is demolished in my house, and the bricks are piled on the road casually, and there is no property to manage , and there are no community owners who feel that others have no quality at every turn to criticize angrily.

"Me?" Zhu Juntang looked at Liu Chang'an incredulously, "It's almost as if I'd blow you away with a brick."

"Then you are amazing."

Qin Yanan looked at Liu Chang'an calmly, but at this moment her eyes were of course complicated enough to condense into a look of "I don't know what to say".

"You've been shutting down the phone all day today." Qin Yanan's tone was very casual, but his eyes fell on Zhu Juntang, because Zhu Juntang squatted over and watched Liu Changan smashing bricks. For Miss Qianjin, this kind of boring Because Liu Changan was doing the thing, she was curious. Is this the real version of the phrase "moving bricks" that can be seen everywhere on the Internet?

"forget."

"You turn off the phone, or forget to turn it on, it's a very rare and common thing."

"of course."

"Is it sometimes inconvenient to turn on the machine?"

"Sometimes it's flight mode, such as reading a novel seriously, seeing a beautiful girl..."

Zhu Juntang was puzzled, "Then why are you turning it on now? Isn't it in flight mode?"

Zhu Juntang consciously recognized that he was a beautiful girl, which belonged to one of the situations Liu Changan mentioned. As for why the mobile phone was turned into airplane mode when seeing a beautiful girl, it was secondary.

"Because I'm not interested in secretly taking pictures of you." Liu Changan waved his hand, "Go ahead and play, don't block my work if you don't help."

"You... bah, ghosts believe you! If you are so wretched, how can there be girls like you!" Zhu Juntang was very angry, and simply understood that Liu Changan was lying, and he couldn't accept that he would secretly take pictures of others in a wretched way. But don't secretly photograph her.

"You need to turn on airplane mode to take pictures of other people secretly? Are you afraid that the phone call will come in while you are taking pictures secretly, so that you won't be able to catch the key pictures immediately?" Qin Yanan asked while looking at his "little cousin".

"Tell me what you want." Liu Changan looked at Qin Yanan, "You are fools, this kind of talk is obviously an excuse made up to avoid the embarrassment caused by directly speaking and being too lazy to talk to you, isn't it embarrassing to ask me to tell the truth? "

Zhu Juntang hugged a brick in front of Liu Changan and threw it into the puddle to express his revenge. He clapped his hands and pulled Qin Yanan, "Let's go, I'm so mad!"

"elder brother."

Qin Yanan didn't move, but brushed aside the hair beside his cheeks with his fingers, and called out softly and affectionately.

2 Chapter Fifty

It's hard to say goodbye when meeting each other, and Dongfeng is powerless and can't help.

When the silkworm is dead, the silk will be exhausted, and the torch will turn into gray and tears will begin to dry.

Xiao Jing, but the clouds change, Ye Yin should feel the moonlight cold.

There is no way to go to Pengshan, and the blue bird is diligent to look around.