Datang: Hiding private money, exposed by Xiao Sizi

Li Shimin's voice was extremely flat except for being a little heavy.

Make trouble, make trouble.

The more fun it is, the more people will pay attention, and the faster this pork will be promoted.

Everything is planned.

"Hit us? Your Majesty, as long as you can tell me about this thing, it's useful. If you don't need to hit us, I'd rather take off my clothes and walk three times on the city wall!"

Pei Ji yelled.

With a twitch in the corner of Li Shimin's eyes, he took off his clothes and walked three times on the city wall? !

It's just punishment, it's a little exciting.

It seemed that they were absolutely certain that this piggy was useless at all.

Also!

Bitch, bastard....

These titles, Piggy has been called for thousands of years, and the impression has long been deeply ingrained.

Hey…….

Li Shimin sighed lightly.

Of course, this sigh was not for Pei Ji and the others, but for the piggies who felt unfair.

fortunately.

You have met King Chu, this time, I can prove it for you.

"What can it be used for? That's too much. Just eating meat can instantly kill all animals."

Li Shimin said with a smile.

eat meat? !

When Li Shimin said these words, the whole hall was taken aback.

Rolling gentlemen, you look at me, I look at you, all eyes look like I have misheard.

Listen, is this something that people can say? !

They really thought that Li Shimin's head was kicked by a donkey.

This damn....

eat meat!

This excuse is also conceivable.

Cowhide!

It is impossible to come up with this excuse without having a cerebral thrombosis for ten years.

As we all know, everyone knows that pork can be called cheap meat for the common people. The common people dislike it very much, it is smelly and fishy. Tell me now, eat meat?

Brain really broken?

Gun Gun Zhugong really thought that his ears were broken, but seeing Li Shimin's confident face, they could already be sure that Li Shimin's brain was really broken.

Who eats its meat?

When Li Jing, Qin Qiong and others heard this answer, they really looked at each other in blank dismay.

Your Majesty... What exactly are you going to do?

Oh my God!

eat pork?

Is that crazy?

But they really don't know what to say,

I can't accept this.

"Your Majesty, you..."

Pei Ji pursed her lower lip.

There was a little concern in their voices, and there was even a hint of pity in their eyes.

"Your Majesty, what does the Imperial Medical Office say? Prescriptions are all prescribed? Do you take them on time?"

Pei Ji swallowed, feeling a little unbelievable.

Li Jiaerlang could say this?

Anyone with a bit of a brain wouldn't be so.......so badass, right?

"Your Majesty, there is an old doctor in my house who is very good at treating brain diseases, why don't you let him come and see?!"

Xiao Yu also said in a low voice.

It seemed that they were all afraid of provoking Li Shimin.

Li Shimin: ...

Damn, these guys! !

Is this a suspicion that you are mentally ill?

"Look at the doctor, I'm fine."

Li Shimin's face was a little gloomy.

"Your Majesty, don't hold back. Everyone knows that this pork cannot be eaten, even the common people know that it cannot be eaten. You..."

"absurd!"

Pei Ji waved his sleeves and said so.

"That's because their pigs can't be eaten, but my pigs can be eaten. From now on, the people of Tang Dynasty will be able to eat meat too!!"

Li Shimin shouted.

"This... Your Majesty, let's get out of the tide, let's go back to the court quickly, let the imperial doctor come and take a look."

This is a deliberate attempt to refer to a deer as a horse, speechless.

Pei Ji said something silently in his heart.

He urged Li Shimin to go down quickly, but he already had a plan in his heart.

After the end, the entire Chang'an city, no!The whole world will know about His Majesty's mental illness.

By the time…….

Maybe it will be the prince's chance!

Ascend early! !

Not impossible! ! !

Of course, all this needs to be investigated first, whether Li Shimin is really stupid.

Pei Ji glanced at the officials next to him.

The official understood Pei Ji's meaning in an instant, took a step forward, sighed heavily, and said, "Your Majesty, you can eat if you say you can. I think it's time to go to court now, and then you can go and rest."

"Recently, is it because His Majesty is too tired, why don't you rest for a few days?"

The official said so.

Immediately, a group of echoes were attracted.

Changsun Wuji, Cheng Yaojin, Du Ruhui and Wei Zheng:  …

The four of them were completely speechless.

How to make a fuss, it was transferred to His Majesty's mental illness.

But that's true, if they didn't know that the pork in Prince Chu's Mansion is so delicious, they might not be sure, they would really bring the imperial physician to treat Li Shimin.

"A bunch of ignorant old men, forget it, I don't bother to tell you, retreat!"

Li Shimin didn't bother to play with them anymore.

almost.

The atmosphere has been completely mobilized by him, and it is estimated that within a day, the whole Chang'an city will upload pork stories.

As long as the pork from Prince Chu's Mansion comes out, it will definitely shock Chang'an City!

The promotion of pork is a big step forward.

"However, you have slandered me for no reason. The crime is extremely heinous. Everyone... will be fined for one year, and each person will receive another thirty sticks."

Li Shimin said something together.

These guys don't fight for nothing.

Besides, everyone scolded themselves for being mentally ill, this board should also be beaten!

One year's salary penalty is even more unexpected, and it can save the court a lot of expenses.

"Your Majesty, it's better to treat the illness with peace of mind first, and it won't be too late to fight until the pork is ready to eat." Pei Ji said.

"Your Majesty, heal the disease first, treat the disease first!" Another official nodded.

Everyone respectfully sent Li Shimin away.

When Li Shimin disappeared, there was a buzzing sound in the hall, and all the officials were discussing what was going on.

Li Jing, Yuchi Jingde, Qin Qiong and others immediately surrounded Changsun Wuji Du Ruhui and the others.

"Auxiliary machine, what is going on? Is His Majesty really sick?"

"Yes, auxiliary machine, your majesty's brain is fine, how can you say such absurd things?"

"That's right, pork can be eaten, this is too outrageous!"

"Do you know about this? The doctor of the Tai Hospital, do you have a countermeasure?!"

"......."

Several people also had deep worries on their faces.

Almost dying.

They want an exact answer, not guesses and guesses.

This matter is really important.

What His Majesty said just now is really too scary.

Can pork be eaten?

This is too damn outrageous.

Anyone with a brain would never say such a thing.

To be honest, they have thought about what Pei Ji and the others said just now, and they even have some doubts.

Your Majesty is not really out of his mind, is he? !

Changsun Wuji, Cheng Yaojin, Du Ruhui and Wei Zheng were at a loss as to how to answer.

They know the truth of the matter.

And these pork, its efficacy and taste, they are all experienced.

But now, they can't say anything else at all.

What His Majesty did today must have his deep meaning, more or less, Changsun Wuji and the others can also guess a little bit of his purpose.

This morning, His Majesty said that, except to take the opportunity to promote pork, it seems that there is no other purpose.

With the help of hundreds of officials, let the name of pork resound throughout Chang'an.

but…….

Whether it is true or not, the four of them are still not sure.