Honghuang: I am Hongyun, I like to be a good old man

As for Chang'e, she has experienced the mortal world and despair, and she has already lived a transparent life, and her thoughts on pigs are naturally clear.

But she is still hesitating.

Because recently, she found a better target - the Jade Emperor.

The music sounded, and the wonderful dance was displayed in front of the immortals.

Pig just got drunk.

Yes, just looking at it is enough to get drunk.

Such a beautiful woman should only be loved by my old pig, and everyone should stand aside.

But the problem was that after the banquet was over, he suddenly discovered that Fairy Chang'e did not return to Taiyin Palace, but stayed in Lingxiao Palace instead.

The melon seeds in my head suddenly buzzed!

It's like a mess of hair turned into a head of green grass!

That's not bad.

It's unbearable to be a man.

He exploded all at once.

Damn Xipi, what are you, the Jade Emperor, who dares to compete with my old pig for a woman.

If it weren't for the support of our people, you would have left the stage a long time ago.

Speaking of which, hundreds of years ago, the Jade Emperor was beaten up by Monkey King and the Jade Emperor, and his prestige was completely lost.

All the gods and gods are respectful on the surface, but they are all forming gangs behind their backs, looking for opportunities to leave the list of gods.

Even the immortal gods in the list of gods are so rude, let alone the hard-bodied pigs in the background.

Hey!

A roar!

Furious, he rushed straight to the Nantian Gate.

The four heavenly kings, seeing that it was the marshal of the canopy, didn't dare to stop them, so they quickly moved out of the way.

So, he quickly approached the Lingxiao Palace, and even heard Chang'e's crisp laughter.

The back molars were almost shattered.

Trembling like chaff.

Exercising all his brute strength, especially under the supernatural power of Fatianxiangdi, he was instantly taller, and his huge palm slapped hard on the Lingxiao Palace.

This is not counting.

Seeing the Lingxiao Palace, he couldn't stop trembling, but it didn't collapse. With both arms, he grabbed the pillar supporting the Lingxiao Palace and pushed it away desperately.

Rumble!

Click!

The pillars of Lingxiao Palace couldn't hold on any longer, collapsed in an instant and broke in two.

Due to the loss of support, the entire Lingxiao Palace collapsed more than half of it, almost becoming ruins.

In the Lingxiao Palace, the Jade Emperor and Chang'e Fairy, who were having fun, were frightened and lost two of them.

When the perpetrator was seen, it was Marshal Zhu Gang of the Canopy, and the Jade Emperor had a face that almost didn't drip blood.

"How courageous, how courageous!"

"Zhu Gangli, my canopy marshal, why, you want to learn from the monster monkey, but you can't rebel?!"

"I have always been magnanimous and benevolent. I thought that I would be able to accept others' hearts, but I didn't expect you to despise me so much. Then I will show you my thunderous methods."

After the words fell, the Haotian Sword made a crisp sound, turned into a stream of light, and slashed at Zhu Gang's head.

No mercy!

Murder is boiling!

Zhu Gangguan is not a soft persimmon.

The two eyes almost burst into flames, and with a flick of the cuffs, the nine-toothed nail rake grew in the wind, reaching thousands of feet in an instant, blocking the Haotian sword.

It's a pity that when he stopped the Haotian Sword, he forgot about the Jade Emperor and the Haotian Mirror.

Just when he was about to counterattack, a ray of light shone from the sky, making him unable to move, as if he was being held down by a sacred mountain.

At the same time, his supernatural powers failed, and he returned to his original appearance in an instant, and became the size of an ordinary person again.

How could the Jade Emperor miss this opportunity? !

The Haotian Sword flashed again, and once again chopped off at Zhu Gangli's head—if this strike was done for real, Zhu Gangli would definitely become a headless marshal.

At the very moment, a filament suddenly appeared, impartially, and hit the sharp edge of the Haotian Sword.

Clang clang!

A crisp crash sounded.

The filament, who was obviously weak, knocked the Haotian sword and flew back backwards.

"Wuliang Tianzun, Your Majesty, please calm down. My Xuandu apologizes to you on behalf of my disciple Zhu Gang."

As the words fell, a figure floated over, dressed in Taoist robes and holding a dust whisk in his hand, it was the Great Master Xuandu.

And the thin thread that hit the Haotian sword just now was a strand of the whisk.

The Jade Emperor narrowed his eyes sharply, showing fear, and after a while, he smiled lightly and said: "Haha, who is here? It turns out to be the Great Master Xuandu."

"Why, Great Master Xuandu, is this trying to shield Zhu Gangli? This makes me very embarrassed. After all, rebellion is a serious crime and an unforgivable crime!"

Xuandu smiled slightly, shook his head and said: "Your Majesty's words are wrong. My disciple is not rebelling, but jealous."

"Hey, the love in the world is such a bloody, piggy mane. You are still too young, and you still need to go through more hardships."

"Forget it, as a teacher, I will punish you to give up this skin, enter the six realms of reincarnation, and experience the suffering in the world, so that you can see through the mortal love..."

Speaking of this, he didn't give the Jade Emperor a chance to speak at all, and with a flick of the whisk, he pushed Zhu Gangman into the underworld.

The Jade Emperor is so angry!

The Haotian sword in his hand kept trembling, and the Haotian mirror shook slightly, but after looking at Xuandu's whisk, he still didn't dare to make a move in the end.

Chapter 376 On How the Canopy Turned into a Pig

The cultivation base of Xuandu is unfathomable!

As a celebrity on the Dao Canonization List, sooner or later, he will prove the Tao and become a saint, becoming an existence beyond everyone.

Although the Jade Emperor holds supreme power, he dare not show any disrespect to a future saint.

What's more, he, the Jade Emperor, is himself a counterfeit. If Xuandu notices something during the fight, things will be troublesome.

For the sake of the big plan, you must be patient!

call!

Let out a long breath.

A warm smile appeared on the Jade Emperor's face again, and he said, "I'm very satisfied with the treatment of Master Xuandu, so let it be."

"As for Fairy Chang'e, ahem, Marshal Canopy filtered it. I have nothing to do with Fairy Chang'e. We are just discussing the matter of rhythm."

"Although I am the supreme Jade Emperor, I also need a confidant. Does Master Xuandu think so?!"

"No" shit!

Who doesn't know, you little brat!

We are all men, okay? !

But Xuandu couldn't say that. After all, the Jade Emperor did give him face and gave him a favor in the matter of Zhu Gangli.

After thinking about it for a while, he smiled and said, "What your majesty said is very true. If that's the case, the poor will not disturb your majesty and Fairy Chang'e to discuss the matter of rhythm."

This sentence is cruel!

It is clear that there is no silver 300 taels here!

No matter how thick-skinned the Jade Emperor is, it is impossible for the Jade Emperor to continue discussing the matter of rhythm with Fairy Chang'e.

Even if he wanted to, Fairy Chang'e would have to be shameless, and it was impossible for her to stay.

What's more, the Lingxiao Palace was attacked, and Marshal Tianpeng rebelled like a monster monkey. This matter has spread, and the Queen Mother Yaochi has also heard about it, and rushed over.

There is no need to elaborate on the affairs of the heavenly court, they are disturbing, making people dumbfounded.

But Zhu Ganglu was pushed down to the underworld by his master Xuandu Master, and he was immediately stunned.

How did this happen? !

I'm a good marshal of the canopy, why did I go crazy because of a woman? !

I am also imitating the demon monkey to rebel, when did I become so courageous? !

He smiled wryly again and again, but had no choice.

He had no choice but to walk towards the six realms of reincarnation.

I was still thinking about it, and when I arrived at the six reincarnations later, I would tell the responsible kid to find a good family for myself.

Since you want to go through the hardships in the world and taste the warmth of the world, go to a rich family and be a prodigal.

First there are ten thousand hectares of fertile land, a beautiful wife and concubines and a mansion, and then they lose everything. Well, this script is good, and it is worth trying.

Little did he know that he was being watched as soon as he arrived in the underworld.

"Sister, something interesting is coming."

With a big mouth, Gonggong moved closer to Houtu, and said with a smile: "Not long ago, after the monster monkey reached the Heavenly Palace, another one who was not afraid of death appeared, and almost smashed the Lingxiao Palace."

"Guess who this person is, you can't even guess. He is actually a disciple of the Great Master Xuandu, Marshal Zhu Gangli of the Canopy. It is said that it is because of a woman who is jealous of the Jade Emperor."

"By the way, this woman has something to do with our Wu Clan. She is Chang'e, Hou Yi's former woman..."

Chang'e? !

As soon as these two words came out, Houtu's eyes, which were originally slightly closed, opened suddenly, showing a look of surprise.

"It turned out to be Chang'e?!"

"She is not simple. She is Chang Xi, the demon queen. She was created with the life essence of laurel, the tree of the sun, and has an extremely extraordinary physique."

After the words fell, her eyes suddenly became confused, and there was a scene in front of her, which was the scene of Zhu Gangli fighting the Jade Emperor.

The eyes are getting deeper and deeper!

Frown all of a sudden!

"There is a problem. There is a problem with the Jade Emperor. No, it should be said that there is a problem with Haotian. He has encountered trouble in his cultivation."

"I just said, with Haotian's heart, how could the beheaded good corpses be addicted to female sex, so that's what happened."

Gong Gong was dumbfounded.

Although he has been sanctified, to a large extent, he was barely sanctified by borrowing the light of the other 11 people. In terms of vision, he is far worse than Houtu.

"What's the meaning?!"

"The problems that Haotian encounters in cultivation must be solved by female sex. Let me go. He won't practice the Zen of Joy, right?!"

What's this all about.

Houtu looked dumbfounded, so he could only explain patiently.

"You didn't understand what I meant. The problems encountered in Haotian's cultivation should not be solved by female sex. To be precise, they should be solved by Chang'e."

"The solitary yin does not grow, and the solitary sun does not grow. Now Haotian has encountered the latter problem, so he wants to absorb the energy of Chang'e Taiyin to make up for his own shortcomings."

"Hmph, he doesn't even think about who Chang'e is. How can the woman of our family's great witch be picked by others? And that pig just mane, it's simply unreasonable."

Having said that, she frowned slightly, revealing an evil smile.

"Since Zhu Ganglian is going to enter the six realms of reincarnation and reincarnate, let him be a pig demon. Anyone who dares to beat the great witch woman of our clan will become a pig!"

The poor pig just imagined that he could be born in a wealthy family, at least for the first half of his life, and enjoy all the glory and wealth.