Reborn Cat: Are you my shit shoveling officer?

"Sister, my brother-in-law gave me a new word today, it's so fast, do you want to try it?" Lu Zhi rushed in and shouted excitedly.

Lu Su looked at Gao Yao suspiciously.

Gao Yao: ...

In 220, the first year of the first emperor, Earth Star, Xianyang Palace.

Sitting on the throne, Ying Zheng looked at the image on the light screen in front of him, frowning in confusion.

Since the large-scale conquest by Daqin, Tmall has been in a deep sleep. Even if it wakes up occasionally, it is still in a state of confusion. After eating a lot of food, it continues to sleep.

why?

With the development of Daqin technology, even the most advanced neutrino scanner can't detect Tmall's physical condition.And judging from Tmall's occasional waking state, its strength and speed are amazing in such a small body, but why does it need to sleep all the time?

In order to understand the situation, Ying Zheng ordered people to find many young and beautiful girls, female cats, tigresses, female leopards, female lions, killer whales, blue whales, etc. for Tmall.

But when Tmall woke up, he took another look at a few broad-minded girls, rubbed them, stepped on them, and then continued to sleep.

Although with the development of science and technology, the role of the eagle and dog captains trained by Tmall is not too great. Even if some outstanding guards become citizens of Daqin, they don't have much effect.

Science and system are the important elements for a country to keep progressing.

But the magic of Tmall is more and more reflected, because scientists find that as long as they work around Tmall, there seems to be a steady stream of inspiration, which is why Taibai Mountain has become a holy place for research institutes.

If Tmall keeps sleeping like this, it will certainly be good for Daqin, but Yingzheng always has an ominous premonition.

"Drip, General Meng Tian, ​​please see me!" the artificial intelligence prompted.

After a while.

"Report to Your Majesty, the scientists have a new guess about the reason why Tmall is sleeping." Meng Tianhui reported.

"Say."

"Recently, scientist Zhang Heng has made new breakthroughs in the anti-gravity research of Tianxing. He has been able to initially realize the gravitational field in the laboratory, and has a preliminary unified cognition and understanding of the forces in the universe such as gravity, strong force, weak force, and electromagnetic force. learn.

And we finally made new discoveries when we scanned Tmall with gravity field and weak force.

While Tmall was sleeping, the unknown void seemed to have inexplicable energy integrated into his body.Under the detection and observation of instruments, this unknown energy makes us panic just by looking at it.

However, Zhang Heng fused a little energy for an unknown reason, and then had a whole day of bad luck: there must be no seasoning packets when eating instant noodles, he must sprain his feet when he goes downstairs, there is no 3456 in Doudizhu 7, and even the toilet exploded when he went to the bathroom at the end.

According to various results, we suspect that this kind of energy should be similar to the kind of apocalyptic things written by those novelists. "

Ying Zheng fell into deep thought. He seemed to suddenly understand why the Great Qin ruled the earth and even entered the starry sky so smoothly, and has not even encountered any major twists and turns so far.

We must know that although it is said that human beings have conquered the solar system on the surface, only when human beings really face the disasters of heaven and earth will they realize the magnificence and strength of the universe.

A strong solar radiation may be equivalent to the energy of hundreds of millions of nuclear fusion bombs exploding.

If Tmall can suppress the fate of the country and absorb the calamity, many difficulties may be solved under unknown circumstances with good luck.

Ying Zheng was suddenly moved.

Such a playful and fussy little kitty actually bears the calamity of the entire Great Qin Dynasty with its young body, and it lasts for hundreds of years.

"Tmall, it's really a beast of the town!"

Meng Tian nodded, he never thought that the bully cat who used to make his sister cry would be so reliable.

When he knew the situation, all the scientists present and himself were in tears, and some scientists even thought of using their own bodies instead of Tmall to absorb the catastrophe.

"However, logically speaking, my Daqin has been working steadily, and now Tmall Qiling's artificial intelligence manages most of the official affairs of the empire. We have also operated in the solar system for a long time, and any changes in the sun can be detected.

What kind of crisis can threaten Daqin, so that Tmall can't wake up? " Ying Zheng was puzzled.

Meng Tian tentatively asked: "Is it possible that it is a threat from alien civilization? Although Daqin has been developing vigorously in recent years, there are more or less problems. For example, some civilian scientists or students like to send electromagnetic wave signals into outer space.

Some secret organizations even preach the arrival of alien gods.And our various weapon experiments in outer space may also be observed by alien civilizations? "

Ying Zheng nodded slightly, this is probably the biggest.

In the second year of the First Emperor 220, a new article was added to the Qin Law: It is forbidden for any non-governmental organization to transmit any electronic, electromagnetic and other signals into space, and violators will be punished as a crime of violating national security.

Soon, Tmall's waking time began to lengthen. Apart from making the girls brought by the scientists cry, they cursed when they had time.

"Wow wow wow wow!"

Why is this year's excrement shoveling officer so slow to react? I am also very tired from sleeping and digesting energy!

In 220 of the first emperor, Zhang Heng thoroughly perfected the theory of grand unification, and began to apply it to equipment such as weapons, communications, and networks.Superlight communication technology, force field shield, superlight flight and other technologies have been realized one by one.

Daqin has officially entered the fourth level of civilization, and already has the right to have an equal dialogue with any civilization.

Flying faster than the speed of light is actually wrapping the spaceship with a force field and advancing in space in a way of jumping. Under such circumstances, the spaceship cannot be found by conventional observation.Even if you can't beat it, it's not easy to be caught up if the fourth-level civilization runs away with all its heart, observe.

In the 480th year of the first emperor, Daqin entered the fourth-level mature civilization, transformed three planets into starships, and officially began to explore the Milky Way.

When other civilizations discovered that a fourth-level civilization suddenly appeared in a certain corner of the Milky Way, they were all shocked.In this universe, there is actually a civilization that can develop to the fourth level without thinking, which has completely refreshed their view of the universe.

Outrageous!

Miao Le woke up leisurely, stretched out her two paws, and yawned.

Looking inside the body, the Tmall chapter finally entered the second floor, the spirit was initially integrated into the blood, and the strength reached 20 catties. It can also use some simple magical powers of the Tmall family, such as: the law of the sky and the earth.

Feeling the meager force around him, Miao Le realized that he seemed to have to run away again.

The development after level [-] civilization takes thousands of years, and he doesn't have the patience of his ancestor 'Meow Changsheng'.

The little nose moved, and Miao Le was about to say goodbye to the shit shoveler. Anyway, it has developed to the point of level [-] civilization. Human longevity is no longer a luxury.

Xianyang Palace is managed by artificial intelligence. Yingzheng only needs to set the general direction of Daqin. At this time, he was bored watching the singing and dancing, and suddenly missed Tmall.

It's more fun to make Mrs. Wang cry and see her cry sadly.

High House.

A little girl came to Gao Yao with a small animal in her arms: "Grandpa, I picked up a kitten. It's so cute, but she is so protective of food that I dare not even feed it."

Gao Yao stroked the little girl's head, looked at the little tiger, and said kindly, "Well, based on my experience in raising cats for many years, a cat that barks its teeth the more it barks is actually a coward. I dare not touch you, so I keep calling at you.

At this time, you just need to put the back of your hand to its mouth to let it get used to your smell. "

The little girl stretched out her tender little finger tentatively.

"Ah~" "Wow!" The little girl cried heartbreakingly.

"If it bites, then I should have made a mistake in judgment!" Gao Yaohe continued.

Lu Su, who had been gazing affectionately at her husband-in-law, rolled her eyes as warm as water.

Sure enough, the bigger the man, the more childish he is.

Miao Le, who was hiding outside the door, laughed, turned around and left.

Gao Yao was stunned, and there was an extra practice method in his memory: "Auxiliary Minister", as if he had lost something important, he burst into tears, and then threw himself into Lu Su's arms and cried loudly.

Lu Su quickly patted Xianggong on the back, comforting him warmly.

"Grandpa is ugly, ugly, ugly, and he still cries at such a big age!" The little girl laughed through her tears.

"Clap clap clap!"

"Wow!" A moment later, the little girl and Gao Yao threw themselves into Lu Su's arms and cried.

Lu Su: ...

In Xianyang Palace, Yingzheng suddenly had an extra practice method in his mind: "Emperor of Heaven", muttering to himself feeling lost.

"Go slow all the way."

In the year 480 of the first emperor, Tmall traveled far away, and the whole country mourned.

The Qin Civil Law stipulates that every February [-]nd, the country will have a seven-day holiday to commemorate Tmall's contribution to Daqin.

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Chapter 0197

Fangfei April, the breeze is warm.

The country road, the grass is fragrant, and the rapeseed flowers are endless. Walking on this road, Jiang Yuyan's depression because of losing her mother who has been with her since she was a child has gradually improved.

Thinking of seeing her father whom she had never met soon, Jiang Biehe, the hero who is known as the unparalleled benevolence and righteousness in the world, the girl felt even more anticipation.

After asking the fellow villagers about the way to Suzhou City, Yuyan's footsteps gradually became brisk.

Are these old people all right?

After walking for a while, Jiang Yuyan paused, looked around, saw no one, and quickly squatted down.

Then I looked for a few soft and beautiful grass leaves on the side of the field ridge, and then moved to the rapeseed field step by step, using the tall rapeseed to block the line of sight, and lifted the long skirt.

"Patter~" After a while, there was a fierce sound of water.

Squatting in the field, Jiang Yuyan looked helplessly at the blades of grass in her hands, not knowing how those big families cleaned up.

Every time she rubbed it with this feeling, it hurt a little, and once she didn't know if there was something wrong with the leaves, and there were a lot of small red rashes, which frightened her.

The key point was too embarrassing, and she was too embarrassed to ask her mother, let alone see a doctor.

According to my mother, some rich families use specially prepared yellow paper, which is soft and delicate, and some even use brocade cloth, and those ladies have several maids to serve them, so they don't need to do this kind of thing themselves.

very nice.

"Meow~"

Startled, Jiang Yuyan raised her head and saw a kitten about the size of two of her palms looking at her with wide-eyed eyes.

Azure blue eyes like jewels, a small and delicate body, short ears trembling slightly, and the hair all over the body seems to be brighter yellow and softer than gold.

"What are you looking at, old pervert, get out!" Jiang Yuyan blushed pretty, and tried to drive her away, after all, she was not in a good condition right now.

Miao Le remained motionless: "Meow!"

You nonsense, I'm a young pervert!

Then continue to watch the welfare moments. As the saying goes, an inch of time is worth an inch of gold, and an inch of gold cannot buy an inch of time. He must cherish this moment.

"Hey, you perverted cat can understand me?" Jiang Yuyan was a little surprised, then looked at the leaves in her hand, and then stared at the soft and golden fur of the perverted cat for a while, and suddenly had a bold idea .

"Little cat, come here, sister will show you something fun!" Jiang Yuyan tempted.

Miao Le:? ? ?

Are all the shit-shoveling officers now so perverted?

Seeing that the kitten was unmoved, Jiang Yuyan tentatively took two steps forward in a strange posture and stretched out her hand.

Miao Le dodged directly, her small mouth crooked, and laughed.

Jiang Yuyan was taken aback, wiped it casually with a leaf, put down her skirt, walked in front of the little yellow cat, squatted down, and looked at it carefully.

Her life was not bad since she was a child, and she has seen many good things, but this is the first time she has seen such a beautiful cat.

"Little cat, look at you are so small, it's not easy to live outside, or you will follow me from now on, and my sister will take you to eat delicious and spicy food." Jiang Yuyan said grandly.

In two days, she will enter the house of the unparalleled Jiang Biehe, and she will definitely be well-clothed and well-fed. Naturally, she is very confident in raising a kitten.If it wasn't for her mother's refusal, she would have wanted to raise one a long time ago, it's fluffy, soft and cute!

Delicious and spicy?Upon hearing this, Miao Le quickly jumped onto the shoulder of the new shoveler.

"Meow~"

Keep your word!

"Hehe~" Jiang Yuyan's laughter was like a light bell, clear and sweet.

She found that this little cat seemed to really understand people's words, and it seemed that Miss Da's life would not be too boring in the future.

Caressing the little yellow cat's young body with her small hand, Jiang Yuyan frowned. At this moment, some strange memories appeared in her mind.

Xuan Gong, pills, and meow music?

really interesting.

Are those novels true?It seemed that I was lucky, as soon as I went out, I met the legendary beast.Could it be that she is the legendary Daughter of Destiny?Does my future husband have the appearance of an emperor?

"Hee hee~" Thinking about it, Jiang Yuyan became happy.

Miao Le felt a little dizzy.