Reborn Cat: Are you my shit shoveling officer?

Yi Xiaochuan naturally didn't dare to tell the truth: "General Jin, I don't know the specific situation, but I have a friend Gao Yao, who is now the captain of the eagle and dog. He may know the situation."

After blocking the door several times and being thrown out, Yi Xiaochuan had rested his mind, but now that he saw the Tu'an mission, he felt hopeful again.

"Hawk Dog Division?" Hearing this name, General Jin changed his face instantly.

Last year Wang Ben led the frontier defense in Shangjun, and often led a thousand wolf guards to patrol the grasslands and deserts. The big wolf that stood taller than a person really shocked them.

He understands the truth, but why can the wolf grow so big?

I still remember that I and the leader of the wolf guards looked at each other at that time, and I was woken up by that green gaze when I dreamed at night.I was even worried that when I woke up, there would be a wolf on my head with a big mouth, and I would give him a mouthful of saliva.

From then on, the whole Tuan didn't dare to do any little tricks, and even began to practice dancing hard. Obviously, everyone felt that singing and dancing were more friendly than fighting.

"It turns out that Brother Xiaochuan still knows Gao Dusi, why didn't you tell me earlier!" General Jin became enthusiastic in an instant.

Ogawa: ...

The next day, Gaofu.

"The master said, Yi Xiaochuan and dogs are not allowed to enter the house!" The sergeant at the gate shouted loudly when he saw Yi Xiaochuan.

Yi Xiaochuan: ...

General Jin looked at Yi Xiaochuan suspiciously, is this the friend you mentioned?Wouldn't it be the kind of friend who met once?In this way, he is still a friend of His Majesty the First Emperor.

Yi Xiaochuan quickly explained: "This General Jin is Tu'an's ambassador and also Tu'an's general. He came to see Gao Dusi. It is related to the diplomatic relations between the two countries. Please pass it on."

The sergeant looked at General Jin, entered the door, and came out after a while and shouted: "The master said, Yi Xiaochuan, the Tu'an mission and dogs are not allowed in my house!"

General Kim:? ? ?

Half a month later, General Jin gave gifts in a low voice to make connections, begged everywhere, and coupled with the Meng family's face, General Jin finally got the chance to meet Yu Shu.

Come back at night.

Yi Xiaochuan asked full of expectation: "General Jin, what's going on?"

"Bang!" Lao Jin punched him down to the ground, and then went up to punch and kick him.

"Okay, Yi Xiaochuan, I trust you so much in vain, so it's all because of you? How can we, Tu'an, feel sorry for you? Do you know what you have done? Tens of thousands of people in my Tu'an are now eating a full meal It's all gone!"

"You're already married and have children, why don't you let Yushu go? Why? She was spoiled and spoiled since she was a child, and she is ignorant, so are you ignorant? Why are you so selfish?"

"Let me tell you, Yi Xiaochuan! One of my Tuan died of starvation. I cremated him and sent someone to scatter the ashes at your door. I will tell them that you are responsible for all this. It is okay to let them die." Don't let you go!"

"Bang, bitch! Bang, trash! Pumbaa, trash! Bitch!" General Jin cried as he slapped his hands, and finally knelt down on the ground and cried with his head in his arms.

The past two years have been very difficult for Tu'an. Every day, the cavalry of the Huns and Daqin circled their house, and sometimes they would wake up from their dreams.But they survived in the end, and because of the mutual market, life was much better.

In the end, because of a woman and a man, the first emperor was angered, and all the efforts of tens of thousands of people over the past few years fell short!

"Ah!" General Jin became more and more sad as he thought about it, and wept unceasingly.

Yi Xiaochuan, who was lying on the ground, was extremely remorseful after hearing these words, and even slapped himself on the mouth.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but I can't help but miss her! Pop! Sorry!"

After crying for a long time, General Jin got up and stood proudly.

"General Jin?"

"Don't call me General Jin! I, Tuan, is dead!

When I go back this time, I will persuade the king to surrender to Daqin and move to Shangjun.Yi Xiaochuan, I, Tu'an, died at your hands, I curse you, I curse you to die! "

After finishing speaking, General Jin strode away. Thinking about drinking and eating with such a man during this period of time, he felt sick instantly.

Yi Xiaochuan, who was lying on the ground, stretched out his hand, wanting to call out, but couldn't speak in the end.

Yes, everything is his fault.

Thinking of so many people being hurt because of his own thoughts, feelings of guilt, remorse, and despair surged into his heart instantly.

"Uh~" Suddenly, his heart seemed to be pinched, and a severe pain burst out. The stuffy and swelling pain seemed to be burning in his heart, and the pain was so severe that he couldn't make a sound, so he could only cover his mouth. Keep your mouth shut and roll on the ground.

Lying on the ground, struggling, Yi Xiaochuan seemed to be being tortured all the time, it took him a long time to recover, and finally lay down on the ground sweating profusely.

He suddenly remembered a sentence: The world is the No. 18 floor of hell.

This is too painful, too bitter!

……

In the 32 years of the first emperor's reign, he was well-versed in political affairs and peaceful in people's hearts.

There has been no war for two years, coupled with the popularization of high-yield agricultural products such as new rice, wheat, fruits, and livestock, the people of Daqin have clearly noticed that their lives are getting better and better.

In the past, I could barely eat half a piece of meat during the wax festival, and I could only eat a little meat, but now I can chop a piece of meat and eat it in ten days and half a month.

Pork and lard are really delicious!

Especially in the four counties of Nanyue, because these places are high in mountains and dense in forests, and the transportation is inconvenient, Yingzheng specially set up a new unit under the counties: villages!

Almost every village in the four counties of Nanyue has a "Black Dragon Banner", which can repel insects. Every village also has cat guards or mouse guards. Some wealthy villages with special products also have wolf guards or eagle guards, which is very respectable. .

In the past, the villagers had to worry about the grain being stolen by rats, but now that these guards are watching, no grain of rice has been stolen.

Of course, there are also a few village guards who are not qualified to guard themselves and have been expelled from the department, so they have to go to the mountains and forests to become kings and hegemons.But they never had the days when they used to stretch out their clothes and eat their food and open their mouths. According to the villagers, sometimes when they were hunting, they saw those former guards staring at their colleagues who were cute and catching mice all over the mountain in a daze.

Although envious, they dare not go down the mountain to disturb the lives of their colleagues.If it is stabbed above, besides Mr. Tmall, there is Mr. Tian Qi, and now the land of South Vietnam is controlled by Tian Qi.

Since Tian Qi was ennobled, Tmall personally bestowed on him the Rat Clan Kungfu, coupled with a large number of Zhuyuan Pills, his strength has improved by leaps and bounds, even the Eagle Guard can compete.

Of course, the so-called rivalry is: "You come up!" "You come down!" This kind of thing.

……

South Vietnam, Eagle Dog Division training branch, classroom for intern students.

Because these guards can't speak, some tasks require humans to sit on the guards to cooperate, so a special branch was established.

"Look at you, it's the worst class I've ever taught. Everyone in the class doesn't listen carefully and laughs! Let me see who is laughing, go out and run ten laps for me!" The teacher in the classroom scolded and spit. .

As soon as they heard that corporal punishment was to be given, everyone immediately sat upright.

Ma Fang was serious for a while, then turned his head and saw his deskmate staring blankly at the teacher. He didn't know what was going on, so he couldn't help it all of a sudden: "噗嗤~" and laughed out loud.

"Who, who is laughing?"

"Ma Fang!" As expected of a good tablemate, he sold without hesitation.

"Ma Fang, go out and run ten laps!"

"No!" Ma Fang had no choice but to go out laughing, feeling completely unbearable, and didn't know what he was laughing at, he just wanted to laugh.

When I arrived at the playground, I just ran half a lap.

"Woo~" Only a wolf howl was heard.

Ma Fang turned his head and saw a big wolf, a head taller than him, pounced on him with sharp teeth and drooling.

"Fuck!"

Afterwards, Ma Fang ran around the playground at almost the fastest speed in his life, always avoiding the moment the big wolf bit him.And he can only go around the playground, because the doors around it are closed during class time.

After ten laps, Ma Fang's speed gradually slowed down, and the wolf's mouth got closer and closer to him. When he saw a tree next to him, he jumped onto the tree with all his strength, and then looked down in fear.

Fortunately, the wolf didn't seem to know how to climb trees. After walking around under the tree twice, it even gave him a look, flicked its tail, turned and left.

In the evening, Ma Fang returned to the dormitory exhausted.

The roommate asked strangely: "Don't you just run ten laps? Why didn't you come back until now? I really laughed to death today. I heard that one of our students was scared by our running training coach and jumped directly on the tree. Only dare to come down at night."

Ma Fang was expressionless: "Is it possible that the person who jumped into the tree was me?"

"Uh~" The roommate's laughter stopped abruptly, and then began to yell: "Goose goose goose~hahahaha!"

"Wait, you said that wolf is our running coach?"

After laughing for a long time, the roommate stopped: "Yes, how is it? Is the training effect very good? You should know that the running performance of our branch ranks second in the whole Daqin."

"The first one?"

"Of course it is the Xianyang headquarters under the crown of Tmall. Every time in the game, the teacher told me that I must not take No.1, or I will be punished by the head coach!"

Ma Fang: ...

The next day, just after class, the teacher excitedly announced the news.

"Students, His Majesty has ordered that the wolf guards and the eagle guards belong to the frontier guards of the upper county to gather for actual combat drills."

"It's been more than two years, and I haven't made any achievements. Finally, this moment has come. Students, join me and fight for wealth and honor for a lifetime!"

"kill!"

"Why don't you bring cat guards and mouse guards?"

"The desert and the grassland are so vast, the cat guards are easy to get lost, and the mouse guards are probably gone when they go to the ground."

......

Xianyang Palace, study room.

"Your Majesty, Yinggouwei's troops have assembled in Shu County, Longxi County, Beidi County, Shang County, Yanmen County, and Liaoxi County. We absolutely guarantee that we will be aware of any movements of the Donghu, Xiongnu, and Qiang tribes." Gao Yao report.

Ying Zheng nodded and looked at Li Si: "When will the exchange market be closed?"

"In the fall of next year, the nobles belonging to the three clans will raise sheep on a large scale, and the number of horses and warriors will be the lowest. As long as I buy wool at a high price this year and keep the price of horses down, they will raise more sheep next year."

"At that time, the mutual market will be closed suddenly, the food of the three clans will be insufficient, and there will not be enough soldiers and horses, so they will not dare to attack our Great Qin. Even if they dare to come, only a few will come, just in time for training.

After the winter has passed and the next spring begins, the three tribes have already run out of people and food, but our army has been trained for a season, and its morale is extremely high, so we will wipe out the Xiongnu in one fell swoop.Once the Xiongnu are wiped out, the Qiang and Donghu are separated by a long distance, and they are naturally in the pocket of my Great Qin. "

"Are there enough logistics supplies?" Ying Zheng was not too excited. In his plan, the Xiongnu could be wiped out.

"It has been fully prepared, including cement and other city construction materials. As long as Daqin controls Hetao and Yinshan, we can build two well-equipped cities within half a year!" Li Si said excitedly.

It is also the dream of every courtier to expand the territory and leave a name in history.

"Okay, prepare for battle," Ying Zheng ordered.

"promise!"

……

When his subordinates left, Ying Zheng was looking at the sand table and thinking.

"Meow~ bang!"

After a while, Miao Le came over and performed a pose for him with his butt facing the ground and falling into the sand, and the sand table that was finally set up was washed out into a deep ravine.

"Meow~"

The big azure blue eyes blinked, and they looked at innocently with the shit shovel.

Ying Zheng:  …

After a moment of silence, Ying Zheng smiled helplessly: "Aren't you bored? Let's go to Mrs. Wang to make her cry?"

Miao Le was taken aback, good guy, I didn't expect you to be such an emperor.

However, I like it.

"Meow!"

Rush!

……

In the 33th year of the First Emperor, autumn.

Maoke led thousands of men and drove tens of thousands of sheep slowly towards the Daqin Mutual Market.

There are many tribes in the northern grasslands. Besides them, there are dozens of tribes such as Donghu, Yuezhi, Loulan, Wusun, Loufan, Qushe, and Dingling.And because they have been facing the threat of the two powerful tribes of Donghu and Yuezhi for a long time, they have to be escorted by elite escorts when they come to sell sheep.

As the youngest son of Man Chanyu, the leader of the Xiongnu, his elder brother Mo Dun was sent to Donghu as a proton. He has been confirmed as the next generation of Chanyu, so he is naturally high-spirited.

Looking at the mutual market in front of him, he is looking forward to it. Last year's sheep price gave him a surprise, and he hopes that this year will also return with full rewards.

"What, the exchange market has been closed? What about my sheep?" The hacker was furious.

"You can let us deal with it at a low price, or you can rush back." The sergeant's attitude was very flat.

"You!" Taker pulled out the scimitar from his waist.

"Qiao~" The dozens of subordinates who followed were not polite.