Reborn Cat: Are you my shit shoveling officer?

Ying Zheng:  …

This, is it fun?

After a moment of silence, Gao Yao reported: "Your Majesty, since the opening of the anonymous reporting channel, a total of [-] unjust, false and wrong cases have been solved in one year, including [-] cases of false accusation." Ninety of the 'cases' have received confirmation receipts from the informants and have been kept on file."

"Recently, the eagle dog guards in all counties and counties have indicated that there is a shortage of manpower and messengers, and they hope to increase."

"Sure!" Ying Zheng didn't hesitate, now he has three pairs of eyes: Chaotang, Heibingtai, and Yinggouwei.Among them, the one who convinced him the most was of course Captain Eagle Dog. After all, Tmall's stupid appearance can't be deceiving, right?

"What interesting things happened in the city today?" Ying Zheng asked curiously. He lived in the palace for a long time, but he was also very lonely. Usually, he could only go to the harem to communicate with the concubines in depth.

That's it, it doesn't make any sense.

Gao Xiang thought for a while: "The wolf guards and mouse guards of the Eagle and Dog Captain did not have any murders. Only Meng Yi of the Meng family was beaten three times while walking on the road, and now he can't recognize his face."

"Haha~" Ying Zheng laughed. In the past two years, this Yi Xiaochuan might have brought him a laugh. Basically, he would be beaten once every month or two. It was a miserable kind.

The key murderer seems to know Daqin's bottom line, and never beats and kills, so every time he is caught, he will do hard labor honestly.

After a few years, he will come out as a hero again, and there is still a lot of money at home, so why not do it?

After laughing for a while, Ying Zheng remembered something and asked, "How are you preparing for the South Vietnam War?"

"The anti-drug banner in charge of Lieutenant Eagle Dog has been prepared, and another thousand wolf guards have arrived at the front line, and the rest of the war preparations are unknown to me."

"Is it true that I don't know, or is it false?" Ying Zheng asked.

"I really don't know!" Gao Yao's expression remained the same.

He is timid and never asks about things he shouldn't know.

......

Not long after Waitao was about to leave, Meng Tian put on his armor and walked in quickly: "Criminal Meng Tian, ​​I pay my respects to Your Majesty."

Ying Zheng, who sat high up, smiled and said, "Oh, what's your fault?"

The two were dozens of steps away, and the voice sounded clearly in Meng Tian's ears.

Meng Tian knelt down directly: "The guilty minister is incapable of discipline, please forgive me, Your Majesty."

"No problem, let's get up and talk about the preparations for South Vietnam." Although Ying Zheng didn't care about Yi Xiaochuan, he was satisfied with Meng Tian's attitude.

"Report to Your Majesty: In two years, 50 sergeants have been sleeping in Godardan, training every two days, food and logistics have been prepared, and the logistics team for mountain road construction has also been prepared for a long time, and the explosives are sufficient."

"And the Black Ice Terrace has sent hundreds of undercover agents into various ministries in South Vietnam. Our army is fully prepared, and we will wipe out the entire territory of South Vietnam within three months, just waiting for His Majesty's order."

After listening to Meng Tian's report, Ying Zheng was very satisfied, and it was not far behind the information from Heibingtai.

At most, the logistics team was not proficient in using explosives, and the mountain was accidentally blown up, and a bunch of people almost ran away.

Then the rat guards who were in charge of the surveillance by Lieutenant Eagle and Dog ordered the tents of the logistics team at night, and the two almost fought.

"Go back and rest for five days, and then go to Changsha County to prepare for my Great Qin to expand the territory!"

"promise!"

......

In the evening, when Gao Yao returned home, the Lu sisters warmly entertained him, massaged his shoulders, served tea and water.

Lu Su has also tacitly agreed that her sister will serve her together, so sisters anyway.

The uncle is so good, the fat and water don't flow into the fields of outsiders!

After waiting for a while, Lu Zhi carefully asked: "Brother-in-law, do you know that the best way to love someone is to fulfill her!"

In the past two years, Yingzheng's prestige has been growing, but there is no queen and no crown prince. All the officials are dissatisfied, but Lu Zhi has become cautious again.

Gao Yao chuckled: "Don't feed me, I don't eat shit."

Lu Pheasant: ...

Chapter 0186

Mengfu.

Meng Tian returned home and first went to see the descendants of the Meng family.

During his two years abroad, most of the letters he sent back were inquiring about the physical condition of these nephews and nieces, and these children are now his only concern.

In front of him, sure enough, everyone was strong and strong, and he really made a wise decision.What Captain Gao said was indeed correct, the mother's health was good, the milk was sufficient, and the health of the children and grandchildren was also strong.

The Meng family has a queen!

After teasing these children until noon, Meng Tian stopped to eat.At the dinner table, looking at his pale brother, he didn't bother to say anything more concerned.

Do not live by committing sins.

His Majesty looked at the face of Meng's family and let him go time and time again, but His Majesty is the emperor, not a horseman. This kind of person who never changes after repeated admonition really makes people have no temper at all.

"Brother is back!" Yi Xiaochuan laughed.

"Hmm!" Meng Tian ate big mouthfuls, eating meat, this is a habit developed in the army, soldiers are very fast, everything must be fast.

Feeling the indifference of his elder brother towards him, Yi Xiaochuan stopped talking.

After recuperating at home for the past two years, he suddenly understood a lot.

When a person falls into a trough, everything around him is real.

It turned out that Gao Yao had never been sorry to him, it turned out that he didn't love Yushu that much, it turned out that he missed it, and he was sorry for so many good girls.

After a quick meal, Meng Tian raised his head, looked at his younger brother, and thought for a while: "Tomorrow, I will go to His Majesty to ask for a pill, which should make you feel better. In addition, when you go out, you will bring the guards, so that you will not be injured." It's easy to be bullied."

Yi Xiaochuan smiled miserably: "No, big brother, I deserve all these!"

"Listen to me, I may not be able to come back this time in the South Vietnam War, the descendants of the Meng family may have to be watched by you." Meng Tian felt lost.

Fighting on the battlefield, even if he has dozens of experienced personal soldiers guarding him, he dare not say that he is absolutely safe.

Destiny, this kind of thing is completely unclear, maybe I died in some accident.

Throughout the ages, many heroes are particularly useless.

Yi Xiaochuan was stunned, remembering that the first time Daqin conquered South Vietnam in history was in 218 BC, which was the 29th year of the First Emperor, but now it has been 30 years, and Daqin is still preparing for war.

It seems that history has really been changed by itself.

But what did it matter to him?Old Cui told him that with his current body, he might not live for five years, but the hermit said that he would go to see him in sixty years.

It seems that that is not some kind of expert, and he didn't even think that he would not survive that time.

"Okay, thank you big brother! Big brother pays attention to safety in Nanyue, especially the high mountains and dense forests there, so logistics are difficult to guarantee." Yi Xiaochuan reminded.

Meng Tian nodded, not paying attention.

Outsiders have no idea how much Daqin has prepared for this battle.

logistics?At that time, Daqin will let the Nanmans see what real logistics is.

......

After eating, Xiao Chuan was supported by his servants and walked slowly on the street, not paying attention to the hateful eyes that glanced at him from time to time around the street.

Fight, fight, if it makes them feel better.

Sitting in the carriage and slowly coming to a valley, Yi Xiaochuan was already out of breath.

"Qiang~" Looking at the Qianlong sword in his hand, he remembered the oath he made when the sword was stuck in the arm of Xiang Yu's elder brother: he will win the government with his hands and overthrow the Tyrant Qin.

Close your eyes and be silent for a moment, as if you have lost everything now.

Winning the government by hand?I am afraid that it will be difficult to walk to the gate of the palace.

Then he threw the sword down the valley, Yi Xiaochuan turned and left.Brother Xiang Yu, what I owe you can only be repaid in the next life!

"It is unknown to accidentally injure a righteous man, today I will abandon the sword and the valley!"

As soon as he went down the mountain, before he recovered from his sad mood, several people rushed over and beat him when they saw him.

"Brothers, pay attention, don't beat us to death, all of us will have to work for 30 years. Also, there will be no such business in the future, twenty copper coins per punch!"

"Why did you lower the price? Wasn't it thirty before?"

"We suspect that this guy is deliberately using his body to seduce us and damage our money! Hit me!"

......

Gaofu, Gaoyao specially asked craftsmen to build two reclining chairs.

On duty, after eating and taking a shower, he and Master Le sat next to each other, enjoying the thoughtful service of the sisters of the Lu family and the maids.

Squeeze legs, pinch shoulders, feed fruit, drink saliva.

It has to be said that rich and powerful people live a comfortable life.

After enjoying it with his eyes closed for a while, Gao Yao carefully asked, "Master Le, is it a bit boring to stay in Xianyang all the time?"

Miao Le was lying on the reclining chair with his limbs stretched out, Lu Zhi sat gently on him, his bare hands were soft and very comfortable.

"Meow~"

It's not boring, what's so boring in such a day, come another 1000 years!

Hearing Le Ye's response, Gao Yao fell into deep thought.

Such a day does not seem to be boring, after all, I have to be busy all the time during the day, and I often have to work overtime.This is still the rule set by His Majesty. All anonymous reports must be processed within three days, so he often has to work overtime.

As for Master Le, when he had nothing to do, he went to inspect his territory to see which family's little girl was cute, so he went to grab food from others, insisting on making them cry.Or because the wolf guard didn't do his rounds diligently, he would give him a hard time on the spot.

If you are hungry, come back to see if there is anything to eat. If there is no food, go to the palace to drink some fresh milk, or pick a concubine at random to grab it.When I came back at night, there were sisters from the Lu family who served me wholeheartedly.

These days, let alone Le Ye, even he doesn't want to leave.

After being silent for a while, Gao Yao sighed: "Susu, I might have to forgive you."

Sitting on him, Lu Su's big eyes blinked, and they were as warm as water: "Uncle, what's wrong?"

"The South Vietnam War is about to begin. As Captain Eagle Dog, I will go to the front line to provide intelligence support. You don't even know that there are many tribes there, and the leaders are all sinister. They like to use girls from the village to seduce the generals."

"You know me, honest and honest, you usually don't even look at other women.

But according to the information we collected, it is rainy and the sun is low in South Vietnam, so the girls there are fair-skinned, cute and juicy, and I'm afraid I won't be able to hold it back then! "

Hearing this, Miao Le's eyes widened, and he quickly got up and raised his claws.

"Meow!"

Of course I will do this kind of thing!

Not to mention, for the sake of hundreds of millions of people in the Great Qin Dynasty to live and work in peace and contentment, and for the barbarians of South Vietnam to escape from the sea of ​​misery as soon as possible, this kind of thing is obligatory for me cats!

"Master Le, you've worked hard!" Gao Yao said movedly, he stood up and cupped his fists: "This kind of thing is not too embarrassing, is it?"

"Meow~"

Miao Le immediately raised his head and chest.

No embarrassment, no embarrassment!Giving up one's life for righteousness is my style!

Besides, eating the king's salary and being loyal to the king has suffered so much from the No. [-] shit shovel officer. He should do such small things as sniffing out information.

"That's good!" Gao Yao immediately praised Le Ye with a thumbs up.

"Master Le, let me first tell you which tribes' girls are the most beautiful, no, it's the leaders of those tribes who are the most sinister!"

"Meow~"

The cat has a serious face and its ears are pricked up, indicating that it is going to be serious.

To benefit the country and the people, of course we must stand up for it.

......

"Have you heard? The people of South Vietnam don't know good and bad. Your Majesty is kind enough to open up a mutual market with them. How dare you deceive us with inferior food?"

"What are you, I heard from my aunt's cousin that Nanyue often steals from us."

"What's stealing? They also steal children over there. The last time our sergeant went to ask their leader for it, we were beaten out."

"That's too much! Are all the people over there like this?"