Reborn Cat: Are you my shit shoveling officer?

"Last time, the general of the Meng family came to me to ask for a few doses of aphrodisiac prescriptions, and I don't know how he is now." Gao Yao laughed.

As a practitioner, besides playing with the Lu sisters, he is still a boy.

There is no woman in the heart, and the sword is natural.Today, he already has a strength of nearly 2000 jin. It is not an exaggeration to say that he is the overlord of the world, but he doesn't know why he panics every time he sees His Majesty.

"Aphrodisiac?" Cui Wenzi was a little surprised. Although Xiao Chuan was imprisoned in the Meng Mansion, according to his knowledge, Xiao Chuan's physical fitness is also extraordinary, so why would he need this thing.

"Indeed." Gao Yao also didn't understand, after all, Concubine Li was under his surveillance, did Xiao Chuan become obsessed with crafting recently?

Then the two continued to drink and reminisce about the past, so happy.Men, a plate of peanuts can last a day.

By the pond outside the house, Miao Le is fishing enthusiastically. First, he rubs a ball of wheat flour into a big ball and throws it directly into the water.

"Plop!" There was a loud noise, and it was obvious that the dough was not small.

Then Miao Le began to hold a bamboo fishing rod, and Lu Su, who was next to him, quickly wrapped the hook with water and flour, and started fishing.

An hour later, Lu Pheasant came over and looked at the fish in the pond, all of which were full of stomachs, and asked curiously: "Little sister, did Master Le catch any fish?"

Lu Su:...

It wasn't until the evening that Cui Wenzi had drunk enough to leave, and finally a fish managed to swim to the shore. Miao Le immediately meowed, and happily asked the excrement shoveler to grill the fish.

Look, this is Le Ye fishing, and those who wish to go ashore.

Lu Pheasant looked at it in a daze. She suspected that these fish sent an old, weak, sick and disabled person to lead them to death in order not to dissuade Le Ye from feeding the fish.

......

Meng Mansion, bedroom.

Yi Xiaochuan was lying on the bed with a pale face, his hands and feet were tied with iron chains, and his eyes were dull.After all, whoever is treated like a stallion and has been manipulated by those women at will will become like this.

At the beginning, he was of course not interested in those women who were not attractive enough, no matter how teased they were, he would not be moved.

Then, after drinking the body-replenishing medicine provided by someone who did not know, the situation changed. He passed out and was tied to the bed when he woke up.

Then the women walked in.

Even if he looks down on a man with a strong blood, but his brother is not up to date, so he can only be forced to lose his morals.Then those women tasted the sweetness, and they never let go.

After all, whoever can conceive a boy is the hostess of the Meng Mansion, isn't that a little bit of effort?

Thinking of the experience of these days, Yi Xiaochuan's heart is like still water. He has no interest in any historical changes, such as Princess Yushu, and Xiang Yu Liu Bang.

All he wanted now was to rest, sleep, and get away from the damn woman!If there is a chance, I have to go to Lao Gao to discuss some supplements.Although he looked down on Lao Gao, he had to admit that he was good at strengthening yang.

Otherwise, he is probably useless by now.

A sergeant walked in: "Mr. Meng Yi, congratulations. After confirmation, more than a dozen of the 38 women are suspected of being pregnant. The Meng family has a descendant."

Yi Xiaochuan let out a long breath and smiled.

"Hahahaha, ha woo woo wa~"

"Young Master Meng Yi, Young Master Meng Yi, Director Gao asked me to bring you a message. The Concubine Li also gave birth to a princess for His Majesty. Your Majesty is very happy and amnesty the world. You are now free." The sergeant sincerely congratulated , he can't bear to see the young master's treatment these days.

For the sake of the Meng family, General Meng Tian was too cruel.

Yi Xiaochuan: ......

"Ah!" Yi Xiaochuan cried even louder.

His love, dead!Thinking about facing those concubines with big arms and round waists, he was even more desperate.

The damn world!

......

Daqin, the post station of the embassy.

"Decree: Concubine Li gave birth to a little princess, Your Majesty is delighted, and at the request of Concubine Li, the Tu'an Mission will meet you at Xianyang Palace tomorrow, hereby!"

"Thank you Great Qin Shihuang, long live, long live, long live!"

Queen Tuan and General Jin respectfully accepted the order and finally breathed a sigh of relief.

It's been half a year, does Emperor Shihuang know how much they have suffered in the past six months?Hu people, survivors of the Seven Kingdoms, and South Vietnam, I don’t know how many people came to them, all kinds of hints and threats.

Tuan, it's too weak, anyone can come up and step on it!

Also, they have no money.

It was only when I came to Daqin that I realized that the colored glaze they exchanged from so-called "Western Region merchants" with hundreds of cattle, sheep and horses was worthless at all.

Damn Western Region businessman!

On the second day, early in the morning, at Yinzheng (four o'clock in the morning), the missions were woken up by several eunuchs.

Although the rules of dressing, walking, sitting and lying down, where to see and where not to go, how to salute to His Majesty, and what posture to speak to His Majesty, they have already been taught.

But they still have to wait early, they can wait, but they must not let His Majesty wait.

When they reached the gate of the city, the mission was stopped. When General Jin saw the people, it was those wolf guards again, and his expression turned ugly instantly.

"Your Majesty has an order to receive us, are you planning to resist the order by stopping us?"

The young general didn't care: "The inspection before entering the palace is also His Majesty's will."

General Jin dismounted, walked up to the young general, and stared at him.

The young general looked at each other without fear, with his eyes wide open.His surname is Wang, the king of Wang Jian. In Daqin, he was never afraid of anyone except His Majesty and the cat!

"You treat our Tu'an mission like this, are you looking down on me, Tu'an? Are you not afraid that we will completely fall to the barbarians? At that time, what crime will you bear?" General Jin leaned into the young general's ear and whispered.

"Bang!" The young general punched him with a punch.

"I will tell you today that a weak country is not worthy of diplomacy!" After speaking, the young general went up to punch and kick him.

It happened that he was in a bad mood.

On patrol in the morning, he found a high-spirited mouse whistling at him on the roof. The key point was that he didn't dare to shoot it, and couldn't get up in one breath.

Now finally comfortable!

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Chapter 0182 I give you, is yours

Xianyang Palace, the main hall.

"General Tu'an, Queen Tu'an, pay homage to the First Emperor of Qin, long live, long live, long live!"

Yingzheng sat on the throne, a hundred steps away from the Tu'an mission, but he had practiced for a while, and his eyes and ears were sharp.

Seeing General Na Tuan with a bruised nose and swollen face, it was a little strange: "General Jin, why is your face swollen?"

When General Jin heard this, he was immediately filled with righteous indignation, pointing to Wang Qi who was kneeling next to him: "Report to Emperor Qin Shihuang, this young general actually beat me at the gate of the palace, please Emperor Qin Shihuang to make the decision for me."

"Oh?" Ying Zheng looked at Wang Qi, except that his clothes were a bit messy and there was no wound on his face. It seemed that he had won the battle, and he was in a good mood immediately.

"Wang Qi, are you guilty?"

"My minister is guilty!" Wang Qi was a little flustered, but he still didn't make any excuses.

This is what his grandfather taught him. Your majesty said that if you are guilty, you are guilty. As a courtier, if you don't take the blame, how dare your majesty use you?

Yingzheng pondered for a moment: "Beating Tu'an is against my etiquette in the Qin Dynasty. I will be fined for one month. Let's go down."

"promise!"

Hearing this punishment, General Jin was dumbfounded, and immediately refused to accept it, shouting: "His Majesty the First Emperor!"

Ying Zheng ignored him, and called Manager Zhao who was next to him: "Call Concubine Li over here, just say her mother is here to see her."

"promise!"

Then Ying Zheng looked at the mission and asked, "Do you know why you are Tu'an's general?"

Although the two were a hundred steps away, the voice clearly reached General Jin's ears, its majesty and majesty made his heart tremble.

General Jin thought for a while, then looked up at Ying Zheng: "Because I am brave in battle, superior in force, and good at the art of war, did the king appoint me as a general?"

Yingzheng sits high on the throne, wearing a crown and black dragon uniform, with indifferent eyes and overwhelming pressure.

"Because my Great Qin Bingfeng has not pointed at you, Tu'an, so you are still a general!"

General Jin's breath stopped, and he suddenly thought of the [-] cavalry stationed in Tu'an, and Jin Qiao, who was taller than a man, was patrolling the sky.As long as they do it today, no matter whether they succeed or not, tens of thousands of people in Tu'an may not live beyond three days.

Hearing this, the queen next to her was already trembling. When she really faced Ying Zheng, she realized that she didn't even have the courage to look him in the eye. He was a demon who slaughtered cities and countries!

After staring at the two clowns for a while, Ying Zheng snorted coldly, turned and left.

This kind of small role played by others has already wasted too much of his time.

A small place that can be destroyed at will, but dares to participate in the game of great powers. I'm afraid I don't know how to die.

"Concubine Li is here!" A eunuch shouted from outside, then Yu Shu hurried in, saw her mother who was still kneeling and trembling on the ground, and hurried forward to hug her.

"Mother!"

Queen Tuan came back to her senses, hugged her daughter, and cried loudly.

I don't know if it was because I was scared, or because I missed my daughter too much.

......

On Xianyang City Street, Yi Xiaochuan's face was pale, his footsteps were flimsy, and he walked around the streets and alleys a few times in a daze.He had only been imprisoned for a few months, and he felt that this Daqin seemed to be completely different from the Daqin he knew well.

"The Nanyue business group still lacks ten guards. It requires more than a hundred catties of strength. They are familiar with Cui Wenzi's version of "Medical Common Sense". The salary is generous. The main commodities are glass, paper, and silk, and they go to the mutual market area to trade grain."

"The Xiongnu merchant group still lacks [-] guards, and requires a hundred and fifty catties of strength to exchange for cattle, sheep, horses, fur, and proficiency in riding and archery is a priority."

"The Royal Textile Factory in the south of the city is recruiting workers. There is a shortage of 300 women who are proficient in embroidery. They are required to be married and have children, [-] copper coins per month, and good soldiers are preferred."

......

The current Great Qin not only did not send troops to attack South Vietnam and the Xiongnu, but also opened a mutual market for commercial transactions, exchanging cheap glazed paper and clothes for a large amount of beef, mutton, fur, and grain.

Those furs were traded back and then processed into comfortable, gorgeous and odor-free clothes, plus glazed porcelain, and continued to exchange for beef, mutton, and food.

Although the trade deficit caused by this kind of technological crushing will temporarily make the life of South Vietnam and the Huns more and more comfortable, it will also cause a consequence: that is, many ordinary people can live a comfortable life as long as they farm and raise sheep. .

In the long run, who will still fight, who will learn to ride, shoot and raise horses?

The more Yi Xiaochuan thought about it, the more chilling he became, and he even thought of the story of 'sheep eating people' in a foreign country.

In a foreign country, because of the sudden prosperity of the wool textile industry, the demand for wool gradually increased, and the price of wool on the market began to soar.

It was profitable, and some wealthy nobles began to invest in sheep farming, which required a large area of ​​land and harmed the grasslands.The nobles would enclose the land.

For a time, the country was divided into patches of grassland by palisades, hedges, ditches and walls.Herdsmen who were driven out of their homes became homeless wanderers.

Yi Xiaochuan was a little scared suddenly, would such a Daqin still fall down?five years?I'm afraid it won't be able to fall in 50 years.

Why, why did Da Qin, who used to be full of wars, suddenly become like this?It was as if a strong man with a head full of muscles started poisoning first, and then stabbed him in the back.

Even if Yingzheng lives longer, Daqin's version may expand to an unprecedented extent.

The Great Qin Empire where the sun never sets?

Will the future I return to after 60 years still be the future I used to be?

Walking, walking, suddenly the eyes dimmed, and several people gathered around.Yi Xiaochuan didn't look up, he walked directly to the side, and then those people blocked him again.

"Brother Xiaochuan, the Xiang family needs your help!" the visitor said softly.

Yi Xiaochuan paused, thinking of the oath he had made with Xiang Yu, and how in the end he voluntarily gave up his life and wanted to live for himself, he was a little shaken.But thinking of those unborn children in the Meng Mansion, I don't know what to do.

"The news just came from the palace that the First Emperor personally appointed Concubine Li's daughter as Princess Chang'an. Concubine Li immediately thanked His Majesty for long live, she was very grateful." The visitor continued to break the news.

Yi Xiaochuan paused: "What can I do?"

......

Xianyang Palace, at the gate of the city, Gao Yao was about to enter the palace, his shoulders sank, and Master Le sat up.

"Meow~"

Too lazy to move, take me.