Reborn Cat: Are you my shit shoveling officer?

When he first came to Daqin, he had the knowledge that he thought he had the future, and he looked down on the ancients in various ways.Later, with the help of the Tiger Talisman, his strength increased greatly, and he easily worshiped a few historical celebrities as his eldest brother, and felt that he was superior to others.

In the end, the reality taught him a good lesson. If he hadn't been lucky enough to be mistaken for his younger brother by Meng Tian, ​​he would have been tortured in prison.

As for his knowledge of thousands of years ahead, it seems that except for those ancient poems, everything else has been figured out, but the ancient poems in Daqin seem to be useless.

"Hey, I'm selling paper, I'm selling paper, the latest paper invented by Shenji Mansion is as thin as a cicada's wing, and it's white and flawless."

"Liu Li, the glass wine cups just out of the oven, one for three golds, three for ten golds."

Walking on the road, listening to these familiar but unfamiliar words, Yi Xiaochuan suddenly panicked. The reason for all this seemed to be because he asked Gao Yao to drink with Liu Bang with him.

If he didn't drink at that time, and then Liu Bang just found someone to make up for the crime, and he and Lao Gao were still nesting in the Surabaya group, he was a cook, and he married Susu and had children, wouldn't all of this happen?

"Hey, have you heard? A tall furnace is being built in the north of the city. It is said that the temperature of the furnace inside is so high that people will die when they enter."

"How is it possible, have you tried? I don't believe it!"

"It seems to be some kind of charcoal burning, and the stove is full of blue light, which is really scary."

After hearing this, Yi Xiaochuan shook his head, he was no stranger to it.

Today's Daqin has completely deviated from the original track, and the only thing that makes him wonder is why Gao Yao can remember so much knowledge of sidelines.

He is a dignified college student and the son of a professor. Even if he knows the term, he doesn't know exactly how those things are made.

But what can he do now?It seems that nothing can be done, just an ordinary person, although there are two cheap big brothers Xiang Yu and Meng Tian, ​​but as long as Ying Zheng is around, big brother Meng Tian will never turn against him.

As for Xiang Yu, no one dared to oppose him when the First Emperor was around.

No power, no power, no support, the only thing he can do now seems to be to wait for the day when Emperor Shihuang dies from overwork.

Fortunately, that day should not be far away.

Let's hope history doesn't change!Otherwise, he might never see Yushu again.

Yushu, are you alright in the cold underground palace?

......

In Xianyang Palace, Ying Zheng, who had just returned from the Hall of Mental Cultivation, looked clear and calm, and even the mighty heaven and earth could not arouse the slightest emotional fluctuation in him at this moment.

"Your Majesty, this is the latest batch of glazed mirrors. Master Zhang Cang specially asked the slaves to give them to you." The manager said with a smile while holding a smooth and smooth mirror.

"Well, I have a heart." Ying Zheng nodded, took the mirror casually, and looked at himself carefully. He was still as handsome as when he was young.

Observe for a moment.

"Hey!" Chief Ying Zheng sighed.

The manager's heart tightened: "Your Majesty?"

"I didn't expect what Gao Cheng said was true. A practitioner should abstain from alcohol and sex. Now it seems that I was hurt by alcohol and sex, and I am so haggard."

After thinking for a while, Ying Zheng made up his mind: "From today on, quit drinking!"

Manager:  …

Dining room, next value.

Gao Yao and Le Ye, who was leaning on his shoulders and feeling a bit full, walked on the way out of the palace.

From time to time, there were eunuchs who passed by on the way. When they saw the little yellow cat, they were shocked. They lowered their heads and turned around, facing the city wall, respectfully avoiding it.

Because the first emperor named this little yellow cat a national treasure, there has even been a trend of raising cats in Xianyang City recently. The more Tmalls resemble them, the more precious they are.

Of course, if you see a cat, you will be there as if you were in person, so some scammers will appear in the market with kittens like Tmall, and they will cheat several millionaires out of a large sum of money.Although the liar was caught in the end, a big joke was also made.

In the end, Ying Zheng personally issued an order to pretend to be a national treasure and be punished for treason, which brought the situation under control.

Of course, in fact, the most effective way to distinguish the authenticity of Tmall is that there is no other cat in Xianyang Palace except Tmall.

There was once a concubine in the palace who wanted to raise one, and locked it in a cage to bring it in, but she passed out as soon as she entered the palace gate, and she couldn't be cured.Immediately after leaving the palace, he was alive and kicking.

Since then, people in the harem have understood the magic of Tmall, and one thing is clearer: Daqin is indeed the destiny of heaven!

"My lord, please spare me, I can't go to the cleaning bureau! My lord!"

Walking on the road, Gao Yao suddenly heard a familiar voice, turned around, walked to the next palace, and saw a familiar figure of a young girl kneeling on the ground praying to another eunuch in green robe.

"Xiaoyue, I can't help it either. You don't want a young girl like you to spend your whole life in the washing bureau, do you?" the eunuch threatened sullenly.

"I don't want to, I don't want to, I really don't want to!" The girl cried and said, she had been there before, where the women's hands were rotten from washing clothes in winter, and they couldn't stop even seeing the bones.

If you accidentally soil the nobleman's clothes, you may be beaten to death.

She's still young, she doesn't want to be tortured like that.

"It's easy if you don't want to. Be my counter-food. Not only do you not have to go to the Huanxi Bureau, but you can also enjoy inexhaustible wealth and food. Have you heard of the medicinal food in Guanglu Temple? You also have the opportunity to taste the world's best food like your majesty .” The eunuch tempted.

If the maids in the palace feel lonely, they can also apply to become a couple with the eunuch, which is called pairing food. Although the two can't control Bao's friendship, they can also comfort each other.

"Oh, the treatment is so good, so do you think I have this chance?" Gao Yao came up and asked.

What he hates the most is bullying the small by the big, which reminds him of his identity.He still remembers being the smallest one in the kitchen, and being bullied all the time.

So the atmosphere of the dining room he was in charge of was the best one in the palace, and many servants even wanted to join him.

"Who is it!" The green-robed eunuch was a little impatient, and dared someone to disturb his good business.Looking back, he saw a little yellow cat looking at him curiously.

"Greetings, Your Majesty!" The eunuch was startled, almost peeing in fear.

"Meow~" Miao Le is a little happy, the number two shit shoveler has something.

"Get out!" Gao Yao was a little sour, and yelled directly.

The green-robed eunuch hurriedly left, although he had never met Gao Yao, but he had heard of Gao Yao's name, and now he is His Majesty's imperial excrement shovel officer, Jane is in the heart of the emperor.The key point is the chief executive's younger brother, if you want to mess with him, it's just a matter of one word.

The maid who was kneeling on the ground did not dare to raise her head, she was trembling all over, extremely nervous.

"Your Excellency, please spare your life."

Gao Yao looked at this figure, feeling more and more familiar: "Raise your head."

The maid slowly raised her head, she was already crying, but she didn't dare to make a sound.

Gao Yao was shocked, and he saw the person he had been thinking about day and night: "Sister, sister, why are you here, get up quickly, how are you doing lately!"

Waiting for the height to help the maid up nervously, the maid replied weakly: "My lord, you have misunderstood the person."

"Admit your mistake, how can you admit your mistake? I have seen your face since I was a child! How did you get here, how are you doing these days?" Gao Yao spoke quickly, looked up and down his sister, carefully observed his face, and looked at her Is there any grievance.

"My lord, I'm really not your sister!" Although the maid wanted to have someone to rely on, she knew that if she lied to her, she would die even worse if she was found out.

Quickly knelt down: "The concubine has no elder brother, only two older sisters, originally from the state of Chu, after the destruction of the state of Chu six years ago, the concubine has been working as a maid in the palace, and is currently working in the weaving and embroidery workshop."

Facing the unfamiliar and fearful eyes of the upper court lady, Gao Yao felt a pain in his heart, as if he really wasn't his sister.

Although Gao Lan often dislikes her sloppiness, she also helps her fold clothes and clean up, and she will not look at herself with such strange eyes.

There is only one possibility, this palace lady is my sister's previous life!

Helping the maid up, Gao Yao looked up and down, it was really the same, thought for a while and ordered: "Call me brother."

The court lady was a little scared, the hobbies of these big shots are really special: "A concubine, a concubine dare not."

Gao Yao was a head taller than this court lady, and at this moment she was already bowing her head, with a pleasant face: "It's okay, call me, I won't blame you."

The maid hesitated to speak, and finally closed her eyes, and slowly shouted: "Brother!"

"Huh!" Gao Yao took a long breath, closed his eyes, and remained silent for a long time.

When I opened my eyes again, I was already full of tears: "Hey!"

Afterwards, Gao Yao stepped forward and hugged the maid: "Sister, you will be my real sister from now on!"

......

Gaofu, night.

After registering at the gate of the palace, Gao Yao directly brought his newly recognized younger sister, Xiaoyue, home.

"Come on, Xiaoyue, let me introduce you, Lu Su, you should call me sister-in-law!" At the dinner table, Gao Yao pointed to Lu Su who was feeding Le Ye.

Lu Su nodded slightly: "Hello, sister."

"Susu, this is Xiaoyue, my new sister. Let me tell you, you don't even know that Xiaoyue is exactly like my sister!" Gao Yao said happily.

"Hello, sister-in-law!" Xiaoyue said anxiously, she stayed in Xianyang Palace for six years, and also suffered six years of grievances, no matter where she went, she felt a sense of inferiority.

"Haha, it's okay, Xiaoyue, you are my younger sister now, and you can treat yourself as your own when you come to my brother's house in the future, whatever you want! Oh, by the way, the one in Lu Su's arms is Lord Le, who is also a national beast sealed by His Majesty." Gao Yao enthusiastically greeted.

Xiaoyue looked at the little yellow cat curiously, and various legends about this cat were often circulated in the palace.

Some say that Tmall can increase the national luck of Daqin.

Some said that His Majesty was deceived by the warlocks in the palace.

Some also said that the Tmall could help His Majesty strengthen his yang. After all, the number of times His Majesty went to the harem these days was more than the previous half a year.

"Meow~" Miao Le said hello, it was to save face for the shit shovel officer.

"Come on, eat!"

......

After eating, after the maid cleaned up, Gao Yao sat beside Xiaoyue.

"Sister, do you have any plans for the future?" Gao Yao asked with concern.

"No!" Xiaoyue replied tremblingly, she was the lowest in the palace, everything today seemed to be a dream.

"Well, brother, I have two arrangements for you:

First: I will tell the chief manager to let you out of the palace. From now on, you will stay in my house and you don't have to do anything. I will give you whatever you want.

Second: I'll find you a new job in the palace, and I'll talk to the chief executive after a while, promotion is not a problem, and in the future, we two brothers and sisters can watch and help each other in the palace. Gao Yao looked at his sister expectantly.

After such a long time, Gao Yao also understands that to occupy a high position must have several confidants.Otherwise, if you do everything by yourself, where does so much energy come from?And there are some things that simply cannot be done by one person or one position.

But if the younger sister chooses to enjoy the blessing, he doesn't mind.

Brother, shouldn't he take good care of his sister.

Xiaoyue lowered her head, moved the corners of her clothes with both hands, raised her head from time to time, met the gentle smile of her brother, and finally made up her mind: "Brother, help me find a new job, I want to help you .”

"Okay!" Gao Yao said with a happy smile, "Haha, okay!"

At night, Lu Su lay comfortably in Gao Yao's arms: "Uncle, what errands are you going to arrange for my sister?"

A few days ago, Gao Yao asked them to sleep together, but Lu Su couldn't help it, so he agreed.

But Gao Yao never made it to the last step, he wanted to wait until his profound kungfu made a breakthrough, with ten thousand catties of strength, that would be the day when he would have a showdown with His Majesty.

He wants to marry Lu Su in gracefully!

Gao thought about it for a while and said, "I'll ask the general manager tomorrow, and I will help arrange an easy and meritorious errand based on my relationship with him."

"Well, then, sleep~" Lu Su lay on Gao Yao's body tightly like an octopus, she felt that hugging her tightly like this would give her a sense of security.

The only bad thing is that sometimes when she wakes up in the morning, she will be woken up by an inexplicable weapon, but she can't find where the weapon is.

A man's body is really a mystery.

......

On the second day, there was a tavern in Xianyang.

"Old Cui, look, this is my sister, isn't it beautiful!" Gao Yao found Cui Wenzi and couldn't wait to show off.

He wants to let all his friends know that he has a younger sister again!Of course, except for Yi Xiaochuan, don't let that scumbag steal his sister's heart!

"Xiaoyue, this old man's name is Cui Wenzi, and he has excellent medical skills. If you feel unwell in the future, you can see him if I'm not around." Gao Yao and Xiaoyue, who was sitting cautiously beside him, introduced carelessly.

"Hello Brother Cui!" Xiaoyue raised her head and greeted cautiously.

"Hahaha! Good, good!" Cui Wenzi replied with a smile. He had achieved success in cultivating the Tao, and his relatives and friends had passed away. He never expected to meet such an interesting young man when he was old.

"What's so good, what about the meeting ceremony?" Gao Yao was a little dissatisfied.

"Uh!" Cui Wenzi was a little embarrassed: "Old Gao, look at my whole body, you can take whatever is valuable."

Disgusted, Gao Yao went forward to search, and finally fell in love with Cui Wenzi's wine jug, which he always carried with him: "Just this one, I see you have been taking you from Surabaya to Xianyang."

"This won't do, it's my lifeline!" Cui Wenzi hastily pulled the flagon into his arms. He is a drunkard, and he loves everything without alcohol. He has kept the flagon for decades, so he can't bear it.

"Then you won't always have no meeting ceremony!" Gao Yao was very dissatisfied.