Reborn Cat: Are you my shit shoveling officer?

As for Le Ye's safety, he wasn't too worried, such a small one, stronger than himself, could live happily wherever he went.

Miao Le was standing on the top of the warehouse at this time, suspicious of Miao Sheng.

Logically speaking, as your own shit-shoveling officer, you have the bonus of luck halo and wisdom halo, how can it be impossible to mix it up like this?Could it be that this year's shit-shoveling is really so black-faced?Or is it too honest?

No, it's a blessing in disguise, maybe there will be another explanation for the series of things that the shit shoveler encounters now, maybe there will be extraordinary opportunities!

He decided to wait and see!Anyway, the long and boring life of a cat, if he keeps practicing, wouldn't there be nothing to write about in his autobiography?

He remembered that his ancestors had a cat who lived in the ordinary world for 1 years, and his autobiography was so boring that he drank all his food, drink, and sleep. He was speechless after reading it.

In the evening, because of Gao Yao's outstanding performance, he was given two wheat flour pancakes, but they were not fermented and hard enough to beat someone, along with a small jug of wine and a piece of boiled meat.

A man ran to the corner and sat slumped on the ground. Gao Yao looked at the moon in the sky and sighed.

I miss Gao Lan's fourth month and Le Ye's fifth day.

"Meow~" Hearing the familiar cry, Gao Yao's eyes lit up, and he quickly looked around, his shoulders sank, and Le Ye appeared on his shoulders.

There is also a freshly baked roast duck hanging in his mouth, which is fragrant.

It has to be said that China has been leading the world in food research for thousands of years, and the Qin Dynasty in 2000 has its own uniqueness in barbecue.

The duck is plucked, marinated in salt and sauce, and grilled over fruit wood for an exceptional taste.

When Gao Yao got the roast duck, he put the pancakes in his bosom, one person and one cat ate them deliciously, Gao Yao started to cry while eating.

"Master Le, you are the first one who has been so kind to me since I was a child. I have been like this, and you still never give up, and you even bring me roast duck! I will definitely stand out in the future. In the future, I... I will find 100 A maid is waiting for you." Gao Yao was very moved at this moment.

"Meow~"

on the road.

From this day on, Gao Yao simply works with peace of mind. Anyway, he is not lonely when he has Brother Le by his side. Sometimes he is even surprised to find that even if Brother Le is squatting on his shoulders, no one else seems to be able to see him.

I only found out after asking Brother Le that as long as the profound art is perfect, he can do the same.

He is more motivated to practice every night.Are you afraid of these officers and soldiers when you can hide?Wouldn't it be nice to eat and drink directly at the homes of those dignitaries?At that time, maybe I can watch those princesses take a bath in a fair manner!

A few days later, while they were at work, suddenly the head of the supervising army came over and said to them.

"Which one of you is a cook? The opportunity for you to make a fortune has come. The palace needs a cook now. If you serve the nobles well, gold and silver are all yours!" the supervisor tempted.

Hearing this, Gao Yao was excited, but with all due respect, in terms of culinary skills, there is no one in Daqin who can beat him!All kinds of cuisines, what other people think of, he can cook,

"I, I, I'm a professional cook!" Gao Yao quickly came out and introduced himself.

The supervisor glanced at him: "Oh, are you sure you want to enter the palace as a cook?"

"En!" Gao Yao nodded heavily.

"Okay, arrest him and handcuff him!" The supervisor ordered directly.

"Hey, aren't you a cook?" Gao Yao was a little confused.

"What are you talking about, you'll know when you arrive!" the supervisor laughed.

Three days later, Gao Yao was dumbfounded when he saw a eunuch pointing at him with a sharp blade.

"Lord Le, save me!"

"Meow~" Everyone present was motionless.

Gao Yao hurriedly called for help: "Master Le, help me quickly, I don't want to be a eunuch! I have never seen a woman except when I was a child, I have never seen a woman, save me!"

Meow Le:  …

This year's excrement shovel officer is too good, I can't handle it, I almost got castrated after going out for a few days, if I come back after playing for a few more days, is it already a father-in-law?

After thinking about it, Meow Le called out: "Meow!"

"Do you want to be famous? Do you want to be rich? Do you want to have endless delicious food? Do you want endless women?"

Gao Yao nodded honestly: "Yes! But I don't want to be a eunuch!"

"Meow meow~"

Let's be a fake eunuch, wait for me to perform a minor operation on you, seal it first, and sneak into the palace to enjoy the blessing.In the future, when your cultivation base breaks through, you can freely control your Adam's apple, beard and voice, and it will be fine if it grows back.

Gao Yao fell into deep thought, and this technology?To be honest, he was really moved!

After hesitating for three seconds, he decided to trust Brother Le: "Okay!"

"Meow~" After a meow, he saw the people in the room move again.

"Hey, you can yell, no matter how loud you yell, no one will come to help you!" The eunuch with the knife said with a sinister smile. He likes to make others like himself the most.

"Ah! Don't!" Gao Yao was dumbfounded. Didn't Master Le mean minor surgery?How is it really cut!

Another three days later, Gao Yao confirmed with Miao Le again and again in the room: "Master Le, you really didn't lie to me, it was all a cover-up?"

"Meow~"

Gao Yao reached into his clothes, and suddenly wept: "Then why can't I touch it?"

"Meow!"

"Is your deception too real? I don't feel it myself?" Gao Yao didn't believe it.

"Meow~"

Only in this way can you deceive your own body, the Adam's apple will gradually disappear, and you will not grow a beard.

Gao Yao burst into tears, occasionally glanced at Miao Le's legs, and cried loudly: "Master Le, it will be the same from now on! Wow!"

Miao Le:? ? ?

I'm afraid this shit shovel officer won't be able to ask for it!

Gao Yao felt cold all over, and when he raised his head, he met Le Ye's eyes, and felt that the azure blue gemstone eyes that were originally warm as the sun were as cold as the twelfth lunar month.

Thinking of what he said just now, Gao Yao suddenly felt that he seemed to have said something wrong, and a drop of cold sweat flowed down directly. If he offended Master Le, the day when he would be back on the phone wouldn't be in the foreseeable future, right?

But I have a stupid mouth, how should the current situation be rounded up?

"Le, Master Le, I was wrong, you are actually quite big!" Gao Yao stammered and explained.

Miao Le:? ? ?

"Meow~"

If you don't beat your shit out today, you'll be clean!

"Ah, Master Le, I was wrong! I won't dare again!"

Touch, the door is pushed open.

"What's the name? Are there any rules? I've been resting for three days, and I'm still not going..." A young eunuch came in, and when he saw Gao Yao stand up a head taller than him, he paused , the tone suddenly became much smaller.

"Work."

Gao Yao was immediately excited, the time to show off his talents finally came.

The day of prosperity is today!

Chapter 0164

"What? The newcomer can only do some work like chopping firewood and boiling water?" Hearing what the eunuch in charge said, Gao Yao was dumbfounded.

Looking at several heavily armed sergeants nearby, Gao Xiang thought about his strength of only 300 kilograms, and resisted the desire to fight, mainly because he was afraid that he would be too tired to beat these people.

"When chopping firewood, chop firewood. Anyway, there are 60 years. I have plenty of time!" After a few words, Gao Yao had no choice but to go to the side to chop firewood and split firewood.

The eunuch in charge breathed a sigh of relief, according to the rules, the new eunuchs and the old people naturally have to teach him a lesson of love.But this time, everyone was tall and burly, and there was a strong sense of oppression when they stared at him just now.

He thought about it and let it go. After all, we are all family members, so it's better to be warm.

"Chop, I'll chop!" Gao Yao held an ax in his hand, each ax was a thick piece of wood. After a few days, his strength was close to 400 jin. Chopping firewood was nothing to him.

The little eunuchs next to him were stunned, how much effort it must have been!

The key point is to chop firewood while staring at the eunuchs who are cooking, squinting, making them terrified, for fear that this idiot will suddenly violently chop them up.

According to the law of Qin, Gao Yao would definitely not be able to survive if they were killed.But they themselves are gone, and they have only climbed to this position for most of their lives. If they are cut off, it will be too bad.

In just half a day, Gao Yao finished cutting all the firewood for three days.

"Boss, all the firewood has been cut, what else do you need to do?" Gao Yao said indifferently, thinking of it as exercise, just a burst of strength is useless.

The chief chef raised his head, smiled, and explained: "Gao Yao, we are all chefs, a family. It's really not that I don't let you be the chef, it's the rules in the palace, so there's nothing I can do about it."

"In this way, after you finish your work, rest over there, and wait for the nobleman to finish eating later, let's eat the rest together!"

Gao Yao looked at the manager who was still arrogant just now, but now he became more pleasant, and suddenly understood a truth taught to him by Master Le.

Practicing martial arts is to make people calm and talk to him.

Sure enough, Master Le never lied to him!

Now that he figured it out, Gao Yao has nothing to do here, so he just went to the backyard of the kitchen to hum, haha, and even carried a whole tree around when he got interested.

At first, some people thought he was noisy, but when they came in and saw this foolish man swinging around with a tree that could only be moved by three people, everyone endured it.

In fact, it is so quiet here, even if it is noisy, it will be more lively.

For lunch, even the little eunuch personally delivered the food. The rice was polished rice, and the dishes were big fish and meat. Although it was the leftovers of the nobles, it tasted pretty good.

Gao wants to be happy, having a feast with the little yellow cat: "Master Le, why are you on the right track, I didn't expect a little eunuch in this palace to be treated so well."

The little eunuch next to him silently gnawed on the wheat flour pancakes, weeping silently in his heart, that is because only you are treated well.

They come, the security.In the next few days, apart from chopping firewood and exercising, Gao wanted to learn medical skills and medicated food when he had nothing to do. Sometimes he would walk around the kitchen to see how the chefs cook and what seasonings they have.

Of course the chef is not allowed to watch, but with the current high cooking skills and five senses, most of the special dishes can make the same taste if you know how to do it after you taste it.

Le Ye appeared and disappeared, and sometimes he brought some medicinal materials he picked up from nowhere to add to his meal.

Although one person and one cat live under the fence, their lives are not bad.There was food and drink, and even Gao Yao occupied a place by himself in the Datong shop where he slept at night. Everyone was very friendly and modest, and it had nothing to do with him punching a hole in the bluestone shop.

This person can enjoy himself as long as he doesn't compare himself with others.

The days are gradually passing by, and it will be October in a blink of an eye, the wax festival, which is the beginning of the year.

Before the Qin Dynasty, the beginning of the year was also different, and each dynasty stipulated a month as the beginning of the year.The Xia Dynasty stipulated that the first month was the beginning of the year. In the Shang Dynasty, it became December, and in the Zhou Dynasty it became November.

In Daqin, the first emperor set October as the beginning of the year in order to be different.It is already autumn at this time, the crops and rice have been stored in storage, and everyone has started a year's summary.For farmers, the storage of crops means that the year is over, which is why the Spring Festival sacrificial activities begin.

On the day of Wax Sacrifice, Qin Shihuang bathed and changed clothes under the service of eunuchs, and led civil and military officials to the altar, offering pigs, horses, cattle and sheep and other livestock as sacrifices to the sky, hoping that the gods would bless the Qin Dynasty with good weather and peace in the country in the coming year.

Then some wizards danced a mysterious dance, the purpose of which was to get rid of diseases and disasters for the emperor and the people.

Gao Yao looked at Qin Shihuang from a distance, he was strong and strong, with a long sword on his waist, two eyes and one nose.According to Ogawa, this emperor was the first unified emperor in the history of China, establishing a series of unified policies: language, writing, weights and measures, and the like.

They also attacked the Xiongnu in the north and conquered Baiyue in the south.Wenzhiwugong has been ranked first in all dynasties in China for 2000 years.

But what Gao Yao envied the most was what Xiao Chuan said.In the Afang Palace of Qin Shihuang lived the concubines, princesses, and queens of the Six Dynasties, tens of thousands of the most beautiful beauties in the country.

With so many beauties, I don't know if Lao Zheng is busy.Gao Yao was very worried about the family.

After the wax festival, it is the day when the wages are paid. According to the rules, eunuchs like Gao Yao, who are not rated, only get dozens of copper plates every month, which are bronze coins with a round square hole and the word "half two" on it. It is Xiaozhuan script, which is said to be inscribed by Li Si, the prime minister of the Great Qin Dynasty

In Daqin, gold is the upper currency, and the unit is "镒" [yì] (combined with 20 taels); bronze coins are the lower currency, and the unit is "half taels". (Qin system: 1 stone = 4 jun, 1 jun = 30 catties, 1 catty = 16 taels, 1 tael = 24 baht, one catty equals 258.24 grams, one tael equals 16.14 grams.)

Looking at the dozens of copper coins in his hand, and then at the heavy gold in the hands of other eunuchs, Gao Yao's eyes were very dangerous.

Why, everyone does the same job, and he takes so little money?

The head chef who handed out the money felt cold all over, and looked helplessly at Shang Gao Yaoyao's eyes.With his status and status, it was very easy to trick someone. As long as Gao Yao made a big mistake, he didn't have to do it himself. A few sergeants who guarded him would be able to deal with him.

Unexpectedly, this Gao Yao also has the ability to treat doctors, especially good at taking care of the body, nourishing the kidney and strengthening the yang.Within a few days, I became acquainted with the guarding sergeants, and even called them brothers, not to mention how affectionate the older brothers and younger brothers were.

In this way, he really didn't dare to deal with it. It doesn't matter without him. There are many people who want to be the manager.But without Gao Yao, he doubted that these sergeants could kill him.

After pondering for a moment, the manager leaned in front of Gao Yao and reluctantly took out a piece of gold cake from his bosom: "Gao Yao, these days you spent half an hour chopping firewood, which is a great achievement, and this gold cake is your reward! "

Gao Yao took it casually, weighed it, it was quite heavy, and smiled immediately: "Then Gao Yao, thank you to the manager."

Seeing this thorny head smiled, the manager was relieved.

Hey, what the boss is most afraid of is getting stabbed. He remembered that the eunuch who recruited people at that time said he was an honest man?

Of course, he also used his own careful thinking. Although there are many people in the palace who can treat illnesses, they are responsible for the safety of the nobles.

They are low-level people who are sick, and the doctors who come here are probably new doctors, who use strange medicines, so it is better to ask Gao Yao to help treat them.