The van that crosses

When Zhou He came to the living room, Saitama and Genos were swimming in the swimming pool.

There are a few sweet and lovely servants on the side serving towels, drinks, fruits and other items, which is not too comfortable.

"Zhou He, you're finally down, take me to have a big meal, I'm going to be hungry." Qiyu's eyes were sharp, and he saw Zhou He in the living room at a glance.

"I'm a little hungry too," Genos said.

"Robots can swim too?" Zhou He secretly complained.

"Then let's go, what are you waiting for?" Zhou He said.

"Wait a minute, I'll go to the room to change." Saitama and Genos went back to the room to change.

"Butler Wang, help me prepare a car, we're going out." Zhou He said to Butler Wang.

"Okay, sir."

Ten minutes later, the trio boarded a Rolls-Royce with a driver.

"Sir, where is the destination?" the driver asked.

"Let's go to the nearest Beijing roast duck restaurant." Zhou He said.

"Okay, please fasten your seat belts and set off immediately."

The vehicle started smoothly, and after a while, it came to a street with a lot of traffic.

"There are so many people." Saitama sighed as he looked at the streets with people coming and going, as well as the crowded vehicles on the road.

"Oops, I forgot, it's the rush hour for traffic jams, why are you just driving out?" Zhou Heyi patted his head regretfully.

"boom!"

At this moment, there was a loud noise in the distance, and suddenly, the flames shot up into the sky, and thick smoke rose everywhere.

"It's such a powerful high-energy reaction, it's a weirdo." Genos reacted quickly and began to charge quickly.

"Oh, I forgot to bring my hero costume, what should I do?" Saitama didn't bring his hero costume because he was traveling.

Zhou He withdrew his divine sense and said, "No need, heroes have already arrived."

"Let's get off here, it's too traffic jam, let's go to see the excitement." Zhou He said.

"Okay, then get out of the car." Saitama also wanted to see the excitement.

After a while, the three got out of the car.

The driver looked at the three people who got out of the car, and then at the distance of only one kilometer from the hotel, wanting to cry.

This kilometer, in the navigation, is already red and purple. If he wants to go back to the hotel, he needs to walk another kilometer before turning around.

Coupled with the attack of strange people in the distance, it took less than an hour, and I was afraid that we would not be able to reach the hotel.

The three of Zhou He appeared on the outer wall of a building.

Each of the three of them stood on top of an air conditioner, looking at the strange man who was confronting the hero in the distance.

"Wow, this weirdo is disgusting."

"Yeah, hot eyes, hot eyes."

"Ugh! I'm going to throw up my lunch."

"No, I'm going to vomit, vomit!"

The onlookers did not panic, and surrounded the hero and the weirdo with a distance of no more than 50 meters.

If it’s too far away, you can’t see the excitement, if it’s too close, it’s dangerous, 50 meters, just within a safe range.

There were a lot of onlookers, which was also the reason why Zhou He and the three of them stood on the outside of the air conditioner to watch the excitement.

"Hey, this hero is Yijian Mei Yansan, the 270th rank B-rank."

"Yes, it was him. I heard that he realized a set of knife skills when he cut his hair. He is very powerful. I don't know how many weird people's heads have been cut off."

"Yijianmei also opened a hairdressing shop in Beijing, which is famous all over the country."

"Yes, not only is he powerful, but he also cuts his hair better. Many celebrities come to his shop exclusively."

The onlookers recognized Yijianmei's identity at a glance.

"It's so disgusting." Yijianmei felt extremely cold when she saw this strange person in front of her.

Yijian Mei Yansan has extremely strict requirements for aesthetics. On weekdays, even a nose hair of his staff has to be trimmed off for him.

And now he saw this strange person in front of him, because it was too disgusting, it directly dropped his combat power by three floors.

Chapter 621 Hero Bureau Examination

"Oh, really, how can you say that about her? She is a beautiful girl who everyone loves, and she saw a car with a flat tire in the workshop." A soft and soft loli voice came.

The person who spoke was not a loli, but a strange person, an extremely disgusting strange person.

Moreover, it also assumed the posture of a little woman, which really made Zhou He feel chilly.

If you don't look at it, then its figure is completely like a devil. It does not belong to any enchanting and sexy idol star. It is definitely the kind of figure that makes people look like Shi Geng.

Once you look at its head, how can I put it, it's disgusting, very disgusting, very disgusting.

Two sausage-like lips occupy a third of the face, and the skin on the face is wrinkled like snake skin.

A pair of empty eyes, a mouth full of black and yellow teeth, coupled with a feces-yellow hair shawl, make people look at it, it is really impossible to describe it in words.

In particular, there was a pleasant smell of perfume coming from his body, coupled with a foul smell, which mixed together made people want to vomit after smelling it.

"I can't take it anymore, go to hell."

Yijianmei couldn't take it anymore, he didn't want to see this disgusting guy again for a moment.

With a big wave of his hand, dozens of small scissors flew out of his sleeves and shot towards the strange man in front of him.

"Oh, I'm so happy, I gave him a gift when we met for the first time." The weirdo coquettishly, and then opened his disgusting mouth.

In the next second, a tongue like a snake's head shot out.

The small scissors moving at high speed did not hit the tongue.

Zhou He could see clearly that the strange man's tongue did not directly touch the scissors, but bypassed the sharp side and directly passed through the handshake of the scissors.

Three seconds later, more than a dozen small scissors were all stuck on the strange man's tongue.

Afterwards, the strange man rolled his tongue and swallowed it together with the small scissors.

"My little brother's gift, I like it very much, so let me give you a gift in return!"

Before the words fell, the figure of the strange man suddenly disappeared in place.

When it reappeared, it was already standing in front of Yijianmei. Before it could react, the above slender and tender jade hands held Yijianmei in its arms.

"This is my first kiss." A pair of intriguing sausage mouths covered Yijianmei's small mouth.

"vomit……!"

Seeing this scene, several of the onlookers immediately vomited on the spot.

For a full minute, no one bothers the kissing hero and weirdo.

The few heroes who were in the crowd didn't bother, instead they took out their mobile phones and were shooting videos with a smile, as if they were going to send them to Moments.

"Little brother, you have to be responsible to others." The weirdo ended the kiss and looked at Yan San affectionately.

"Now it's a harmonious society, and people don't do illegal things, and I don't eat much. Give me three catties of beef a day, and pork is fine too." The strange man hugged Yan San with a happy expression.

"You...you actually talk back..." Yan San's consciousness was blurred at this time, before he finished speaking, his head tilted and he passed out.

"Oh my God!"

"This...this this..."

"Ouch!" More people vomited this time, and they all knew that Yan San and the weirdo had a...

To be honest, really, if you don't look at the weirdo's head, just look at the figure, they definitely don't mind taking a closer look, but when they look at that face, vomit!

"No, Yijianmei has lost consciousness. Come on, everyone, don't give her time to disgust us."

Among the crowd, the three heroes who put down their phones shouted and attacked the strange man.

"There are 230 demon muscular men in B-level, 280 three with curly hair, and [-] sexy teachers."

The sexy teacher was very fast, and when the weirdo was still immersed in happiness, he took advantage of the unpreparedness and rescued Yan San.

The other two heroes quickly launched an attack.

"Damn bitch, you dare to snatch my baby, I'll tear you apart." Seeing Yan San being snatched away, especially a woman with a sexy body, the weirdo immediately flew into a rage.

For the attacks of the other two, they didn't dodge at all, and just rushed towards the sexy teacher like this.

One minute later, the strange man stepped on the sexy teacher's face like a pig's head, and then hugged the devil's muscular man and the unconscious Yan San from left to right, with a smirk on his face:

"The bad guy has been subdued by me, two little ones, let me give you a greeting gift."

On the air-conditioning unit in the distance, Saitama looked disgusted: "It's really disgusting."

"Those four heroes have been caught, do you want me to deal with it?" Genos said.

"No need, such a disgusting person, I don't want to see her for a moment." Before the words finished, Zhou He's figure appeared below.

"Ah, handsome little brother, you are so handsome. These guys have been trying to pursue me with shamelessness, but I didn't agree to them."

As he said that, the strange man threw away the three heroes in his arms with a look of disgust, and then looked at Zhou He shyly.

With a livid face, Zhou He stretched out his right hand and gave it a firm grip.

"Bang!" sounded.

It was as if the strange man's body had been crushed by a powerful force.

The scattered blood and incomplete limbs were also burned by the flames that appeared out of thin air.

"Huh, this world is still beautiful." Zhou He breathed a sigh of relief at this moment.

The surrounding onlookers were stunned when they saw this result, and then exclaimed.

"Dead... dead? The weirdo just died like this?"

"Okay... what a handsome guy."

"Handsome and powerful, who is he?"

"The weirdo can easily get rid of these four B-level weirdos, but this handsome guy actually killed her instantly. Could it be... an A-level hero?"

At this moment, several police cars fell from the sky and landed not far from Zhou He.

"Mind power? A-level 190 eight, super police." Zhou He murmured as he watched a female police officer get off the police car.

"Hello, thank you for killing the weirdo and protecting the lives of the people." The female policeman casually glanced at the scene, and then said to Zhou He's side.

"You're welcome, it should be." Zhou He said with a smile.

"It seems that you are not a hero registered in the Bureau of Heroes, are you? Haven't asked for advice yet?"

"Zhou He, I'm going to take the assessment in ten days." Zhou He said.

"Oh, I look forward to your joining. By the way, because you are not yet a hero in the hero game, the reward will be reduced by [-]%."

"This time the level of the monster is B-level, and the reward of [-] can only be paid [-]."

……

Half an hour later, Zhou He left the police station with 1 yuan in cash.

"1 yuan is so little, ah, no, in terms of Japanese yen, it is equivalent to 20 yuan, which is not a lot." Saitama said.

"Teacher, because the senior is not a hero in the hero game, the salary has been reduced by 10%. Otherwise, there should be 170 yuan, which is [-] million yen." Janos, who can speak Chinese, explained.

"170 million? So much?" Saitama looked surprised.

"Well, Huaxia is a big country after all, and it's not short of money." Zhou He said with a smile.

Although, the hero bureau has to pay a lot of money every month.

However, it is completely affordable, and even sending some heroes to some small countries can even make money.

……

Because the police station was not far from their destination, the three of them walked for about ten minutes and arrived at the most famous roast duck restaurant in Beijing, Quanjude.