The van that crosses
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"We don't seem to know each other well?"
Stepped on shit twice and got scammed once.I wandered around the city just now, but couldn't find the old movie.
Therefore, Zhou He is not in a very good mood now.
"How can you be unfamiliar? You even borrowed my spirit stone!" Liu Bo looked familiar.
"That's right, give it back to me." Zhou He stretched out his hand and said.
"Uh..." Liu Bo froze for a moment, spread his hands, and then said with a smile, "It's gone."
Zhou He didn't even bother to pay attention to him, so he kicked the accelerator and saw the car rushing forward in an instant.
After a while, he left the island and started driving quickly on the sea.
"Fellow Daoist, since you don't want to give me a ride, why don't you lend me some spirit stones?" Liu Bo's voice came to Zhou He's ears again.
Zhou He didn't look surprised, and turned his head to look out the window.
Immediately, Liu Bo was riding a broom parallel to the van.
You know, the van at this time has reached [-] kilometers per hour.
How could this guy catch up to the speed of the van so easily while riding a broom?
"boom!"
With such a dazed effort, Zhou He felt that the van hit a hard and thick object.
Immediately afterwards, the entire world was pitch black.
"What's the situation?" Zhou He was a little confused.
Wasn't the sun shining brightly last second, why is it so dark all of a sudden.
"Ugh...!"
Suddenly, an ethereal beast roar echoed.
"Wow wow wow, how unlucky to meet a whale dragon in the fairyland." Outside the car window, Liu Bo's voice came again.
"Fellow Daoist, hurry up, let me enter your magic weapon, the gastric juice will come later, it stinks." Liu Bo shouted immediately.
"You mean, we were eaten?" The corners of Zhou He's mouth twitched slightly, but he opened the car door and let this guy in.
After Liu Bo got into the van, just as he closed the door, a large amount of thick liquid instantly covered the space.
At the same time, it was accompanied by an indescribable stench.
Among them, Zhou He could still see some corroded monster beast corpses, and there were countless skeletons.
Zhou He immediately cut off all the outside air and used the internal circulation function of the van's oxygen machine.
"Tsk tsk tsk, fellow daoist, this magic weapon of yours is not ordinary, the gastric juice of the whale dragon can corrode even the celestial body of a Xuanxian." Liu Bo said in amazement.
"Do you know this monster? Do you know how to get out?" Zhou He asked with some pain.
"I've been eaten a few times before, if I go out... I was pulled out once and sprayed out three times." Liu Bo said.
"...How long will it take?" Zhou He said.
"Let me think about it. At that time, when I pulled it out, I waited for about 30 years."
"Three times it was sprayed out, the longest time was eight years, and the shortest time was three years." Liu Bo said.
"...Are you sure you didn't come here to be funny?" Zhou He couldn't complain.
"It's okay, we can just wait, time will pass soon." Liu Bo said with a smile.
"By the way, who are you?" Zhou He asked with a serious expression.
This guy, not only can easily keep up with the speed of the van, but has also been swallowed by the whale dragon four times, and he is safe and sound. At first glance, his cultivation base is at least in the fairyland.
However, if it was a fairyland, why did he ask a little Void Returning cultivator to borrow a spirit stone?
"Wait... you are holding a broom, you are not a broom star, are you?"
Zhou He suddenly thought of someone.In connection with stepping on dog shit, being cheated, and being swallowed by a whale, isn't this just unlucky.
"Huh, you actually know me? Is this immortal well-known in the lower realm?" Liu Bo, the broom star, was a little surprised.
"Damn, are you really a broom star?" Zhou He's eyes widened.
"If you don't want to change your name, don't change your surname. I am the broom star of heaven, Liu Bo!" said broom star with a smile.
"Wait... I remember, isn't Sao Ba Xing a woman? It is rumored that she is Jiang Ziya's wife, Mrs. Ma." Zhou He still remembered the information on Baidu before he entered the world of Journey to the West.
The broom star, also known as the broom star king, is a god in Chinese myths and legends. It comes from the fairy novel "Fengshen Yanyi" in the Ming Dynasty. It is said that it was transformed by Jiang Ziya's wife, Mrs. Ma.
"Fengshen Yanyi": Because Jiang Ziya was not good at making money to support his family back then, he had no choice but to often lose money. His wife Madam Ma saw that life could not go on, so she abandoned him.But when Jiang Ziya became famous and became a god, his ex-wife felt guilty when she heard that Ziya had become famous in Chaoge, so she hanged herself and died. God of broom star.
Liu Bo said: "I didn't expect Fellow Daoist to understand so clearly."
"Mr. Ma was ecstatic when he was named a broom star, but because of the nature of a broom star, he would bring bad luck to the people around him, so he was excluded by the immortals. After only 100 years, he couldn't stand it and voluntarily joined reincarnation."
"This immortal is the broom star who takes over." Liu Bo explained in a straightforward manner.
"So that's how it is, but... you fucking get lost!"
The car door opened instantly, Zhou He roared angrily, and slapped Liu Bo's body with a slap.
Before Liu Bo could react, he was photographed out of the van in an instant.
"Wow..." The next moment, Liu Bo who was trapped in the gastric juice suddenly yelled.
"It stinks, it stinks, open the door quickly, open the door quickly and let me go in." Liu Bo's figure appeared next to the car window again, banging on the glass vigorously.
"Your magic weapon is so powerful, I can't even get in." While knocking on the glass, Liu Bo praised the van.
"Get off, get off!" There was an undisguised disgust on Zhou He's face.
"Although I am a broom star, I like to make friends very much."
"Besides, don't worry, recently I have practiced a peerless magical skill, which can curb my bad luck, and I will never pass it on to you." Liu Bo said, patting his chest.
"Get out, please? No wonder, I always feel that something is wrong. It turns out that it is the bad luck you brought me."
"After I met you, the powerful Void Returning Realm stepped on dog shit twice, was tricked by an old man who built a foundation, and was swallowed by this whale."
"Please get out of here!" No matter what, Zhou He wouldn't let Liu Bo come up.
"How about... How about I teach you a supernatural power?" Liu Bo said tentatively.
Liu Bo just finished speaking.
"Pata!" a sound.
The door opened instantly.
Zhou He smiled all over his face: "Daxian, please get in the car!"
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After Liu Bo got into the car, the door closed automatically.
"It's still comfortable to stay in your magic weapon." Liu Bo said with a smile.
"I don't know what supernatural powers the Great Immortal wants to teach me? If there are immortal methods, it is also possible." Zhou He said.
Liu Bo scratched his chicken coop, and said, "Is it the immortal method? Do you want to learn the immortal method "Du'er Jing" that I major in?"
"This immortal law can only be taught to your sea of consciousness, it cannot be recorded. Once taught, it will be cultivated automatically."
"The Book of Rescue? Learn, I want to learn." Zhou He responded quickly.
Although Zhou He couldn't see Liu Bo's cultivation level, Zhou He was sure that he would definitely not be inferior to the Mystic Immortal Realm, and he might even be a Golden Immortal.
The skills cultivated by such a great immortal are naturally not bad, but I don't know if it will conflict with "Strong Bull Demon Art".
Zhou He continued: "Great Immortal, I have also learned an immortal method of both body and technique. I don't know if there will be conflicts."
Liu Bo said with a smile: "It's okay, my "Sutra of Rescuing Evil" can be practiced at the same time as any immortal method, but once practiced, I advise you to stop the other immortal methods."
"Why?" Although he didn't know which of the two immortal methods was stronger, Zhou He felt that he was more inclined to "Strength Bull Demon Art", which was a combination of body and method.
"The "Sutra of Doom" does not absorb the spiritual energy of the heaven and the earth, but absorbs the misfortune and bad luck between the heaven and the earth. Once you practice, your whole body will be surrounded by bad luck."
"Such a result will not only make other immortal arts you practice easy to go mad, but also bring bad luck to those around you, so... If you are willing to learn, I am honored to let you take over the position of broom star."
Liu Bo said with a smile.
To be honest, he was too aggrieved to be the broom star, and he wanted to find someone to replace him for a long time, but unfortunately, it was hard to find.
Hearing the negative effects brought about by his "Duer Sutra" and priesthood, he was as afraid as a snake and a scorpion.
When Zhou He heard that practicing this "Due Er Sutra" would bring bad luck to those around him, Zhou He gave up immediately.
However, Zhou He didn't want to give up such an immortal technique, so he said immediately: "Can't this immortal technique be recorded?"
"Yes, the contents of the "Duer Sutra" cannot leave traces on any object." Liu Bo said.
"You taught it to me, can I not practice?" Zhou He asked again.
"No, once you endure it, you will practice automatically." Liu Bo said.
"Uh...then you can teach me a magic power." Zhou He said.
Zhou He didn't want to practice this thing, and then bring bad luck to his relatives and friends.
"I'm not good at martial arts, and I don't know much about it, so I'll pass on a curse spell to you." As soon as Liu Bo pointed out, a golden light suddenly entered Zhou He's mind.
"Curse of bad luck?" Zhou He digested the information and murmured softly.
"Thank you, Great Immortal, this curse spell is pretty good." Zhou He immediately thanked Liu Bo.
"The curse effect of this supernatural power is very powerful, and the cost of invoking the curse is not low. You should use it as appropriate." Liu Boyu said earnestly.
"Of course." Zhou He grinned.
This curse of bad luck is very powerful. As long as the curse is activated, it will bring bad luck to the cursed object. This bad luck will not disappear with time, but will gradually devour the person's luck.
When the luck dissipates to a certain extent, you may fall to your death if you walk away, or you may suddenly have a demon in your heart and become obsessed and die.
However, if the cultivation level of the cursed object is higher than yours, then you will suffer backlash, and the bad luck will double on yourself.
However, once the curse is successful and there is no backlash, no matter how strong the opponent is, they will not be able to lift the curse, and will always be accompanied by bad luck throughout their lives. Although they will not die, they will be very unlucky.
Of course, it is also very easy to lift the curse of bad luck, just kill the caster.
As for the price, no matter what your cultivation level is, it will be unbearable.
There are two kinds of prices for launching the curse, one is lifespan.
For example, Zhou He, who curses those who are weaker than him, will pay at least ten years of life.
Those with a higher cultivation base than Zhou He will start directly with a hundred years. The higher the opponent's cultivation base, the greater the lifespan you will pay. As for the problem of backlash, it depends on how much lifespan you pay.
The second price is flesh and blood!
For ordinary monks or immortals, these two costs are unbearable.
In terms of lifespan, it is directly drawn and irreversible. Even if it is resurrected, the lifespan will not be restored.
But for Zhou He, the second price was tailor-made for him.
Flesh and blood, he is infinitely reborn, cursed one, sacrificed his whole body, leaving one finger to resurrect, he is simply invincible.
This "infinite rebirth" obtained from the world of "Asian Human", with Zhou He's current strength, can still be infinitely reborn, which is simply too powerful.
Zhou He also thought about it, and finally came to a conclusion that the ability of 'infinite rebirth' would increase with his strength.
"Great Immortal, you are so strong, why didn't you kill this whale dragon and run away?" Zhou He said suddenly.
That's right, this broom star is not weak, no matter how you say it, it is impossible to beat this earth fairy's whale dragon.
"Although I am a Golden Immortal, once I make a move, bad luck will spread out, and all creatures within a thousand miles will suffer."
"So, after all, I can only display the strength of the earth fairyland, so, as a god of heaven, I am not good at fighting skills." Liu Bo said with a smile.
"Uh...you mean, we have to wait a long time before we can go out?" Zhou He was really hurt.
"Well, but this time, with you here, your luck is relatively high, probably... you can go out in a few months."
"I'll go to the back for a while, and you're more comfortable here." After Liu Bo finished speaking, he climbed directly to the back seat and lay down comfortably on it.
"Daxian, you don't know that you will be eaten when you go to sea, so you rely on me?" Zhou He said with an ugly face.
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