But just to be on the safe side, Luo Yuan decided...
Go and bury the king with the baby!
(,,?ω?,,)
"Brother Luo, your smile is so perverted."
(* ̄︿ ̄): "Chu Lan, what did you say? I didn't hear clearly just now, please say it again."
(???): "I just said Brother Luo, you look so pretty when you smile!"
Thanks to Zhang Chulan's astuteness, he once again managed to escape the crisis of being violently beaten.
……
After that, Luo Yuan found another small shovel treasured by the baby from the villa, and went out from the villa in the evening.
Zhang Chulan stared at Luo Yuan's figure gradually going away, and couldn't help sighing for the king.
"Being targeted by these two people, Daoist Wang Ye, I hope you don't resist. Otherwise, running under the sunset today will be your lost youth!"
……
Longhu Mountain, Linzi.
Wang was also lying on a tree trunk, sound asleep.A small head of melon seeds quietly poked out from behind the tree.
|Tree|(OωO)
Feng Baobao didn't know what the so-called malice was, so naturally, she wouldn't utter it.Therefore, the human body's instinct to perceive maliciousness will not be stimulated.
After Feng Baobao confirmed the target, he took out a bundle of ropes, and directly tied up the sleeping Wang.
(OωO): [I'm done, I can go back to sleep early tonight, let Luo Yuan warm up this time! 】
……
When Wang Ye opened his eyes again, his hands were bound by the rope, and Feng Baobao continued to wrap the rope around him.
And the way it's entangled...
Why is it so like the rope bondage play in the small island movie! !
"Hiss, lightly lightly."
The baby circled around a little tighter, saying:
"Or, you are very fierce, you should tie it up tight."
After tying it up, the baby picked up the shovel and walked to the big hole that had already been dug, and filled it with some soil.
Wang Ye's voice came from behind the baby, "Is that pit prepared for me?"
The baby put down the shovel and gave an OK gesture.
"Ah."
Then, she picked up the bucket of water next to the pit, and poured it into the pit with a gurgle.
Wang was also puzzled.
"Did you pour water yesterday?"
Feng Baobao picked up the shovel and began to mix the mud, saying:
"When the water and soil are mixed to a certain ratio, the mud will completely fit the curve of the body, which is very comfortable.
Moreover, it has a suction force with the watered soil, and it will remove the strange force you used, so it is called Tai Chi.Anyway, like this, you have no way out. "
After listening to Feng Baobao's words, Wang Ye was dumbfounded.
"Wow, you are too slippery!"
"It's nothing, only familiar with you."
Not far away, Luo Yuan, who was hiding his breath, almost laughed out loud after hearing what the baby said.
Sure enough, the heavens did not give birth to my sister Bao'er, buried forever like a long night!
Just as Feng Baobao adjusted the height of the pit, Wang Ye's voice sounded again.
"That girl, are you the one following Li Xiaoyao?"
The baby stopped his hands, "Oh, you know him?"
Wang also saw that there was something going on, and nodded his head like a pounding garlic.
"Yes, yes, I am his good friend."
"Are you his friend? Why didn't he tell me? You must be lying to me, I don't believe it."
"No, I have evidence. If you don't believe me, look at my phone. I have his friend in my phone."
After finishing speaking, Feng Baobao really went to dig out Wang Ye's clothes pocket.
Seeing this scene, Luo Yuanxin wanted to do something bad, so that he would be escaped by Wang Ye, how could this be possible!
Just when the baby took out Wang Ye's phone, suddenly, a big "bird" flew over.
The baby wanted to pick up the shovel and smash it down, but she felt the familiar qi from the bird, and immediately stopped the movement of her hand, and turned her suspicious eyes to the place where Luo Yuan was hiding.
On the other side, the bird flew quickly.
then……
The bird took the phone away.
Not only that, but when the bird flew over Wang Ye's head, it dropped a "cannonball".
slap~
Wang Ye's head immediately felt that wet and cool touch, his face collapsed suddenly, and he even couldn't help but swear.
"Fuck you, which grandson thief is it?! Just take away my mobile phone, and let your big bird shit on my head?! Do you really treat me like your grandpa?!"
The next moment, the king also displayed the art of dunjia.
"Kun character, Dilongyou!"
With a bang, Wang also broke free from the bondage of the rope. As soon as he landed, he ran towards the direction where the bird just flew away...
The baby looked at the direction where Wang Ye was running away for a while, and then turned to look at the place where Luo Yuan was hiding.
! (o_o mio_o)!
A few seconds later, Luo Yuan appeared next to the baby and took her hand.
"Go, let's chase together."
"Ok!"
Chapter 34 On how the king also wanted to kill Luo Yuan's belief became stronger and stronger
At the same time, Wang, who had been chasing for a while, suddenly realized that something was wrong.
This bird feces...why doesn't it smell?
Ever since, Wang also gritted his teeth, reached out his hand to the top of his head, and touched the wet object...
Touch it, rub it, and smell it.
"Huh? This is... mud?!"
Wang was also dumbfounded immediately.
"How is this mud?"
He was absolutely right just now, the khaki bird came alive, it was definitely... wait!
Khaki? !
Wang Ye immediately stopped in his tracks with a grim expression on his face.
(?beneficial?)
"Okay...Luo Yuan, you really know how to play! Even if I give up my life today, I will..."
(???) つ━╋══▇
"Oh, what do you want to do?"
As a qualified warlock, Wang Ye's instinct to seek good fortune and avoid evil was activated again.
"Ah, I just want to say that your bird poop doesn't look like it. The real bird poop should be white, black and green, not khaki."
Luo Yuan silently put down the shovel in his hand, and nodded thoughtfully.
"Well, I think what you said, Daoist Wang Ye, is very reasonable, but then again, how come you are so familiar with it?"
(?oωo?)?
Wang was also silent.
A scene from the past slowly emerged in his mind...
The sky is bright and the sun is bright.The master is practicing, and the apprentice is falling asleep with his mouth open.The master was very angry, and with a burst of vigor, a constipated bird was disturbed. The bird chrysanthemum lost its guard and threw a lump of poop.
Then, just by accident, it fell straight into the mouth of someone who was sleeping with his mouth open.
That's right, this person is Wang Ye.
Back to the present.
Wang also felt that if he told about the fact that he had eaten bird feces, he should... no, he would definitely be publicized by the bastard in front of him! !
Therefore, Wang also came and Bo forcibly changed the subject.
"Brother Luo Yuan, let's get down to business. Why did you and this girl bury Xiaodao me?"
╮(╯▽╰)╭: "Because your next opponent is Zhang Chulan, and he can't beat you, so I have to let my baby and I bury you."
"So you beat me to death?"
(?ω?〃): "No, I didn't do anything."
What did Luo Yuan do?
Didn't it mean that I made a bird for fun when I had nothing to do, and then the bird "accidentally" snatched a mobile phone, and by the way, it also wanted to feel what it means to "feel free".
So, isn't it all about birds?
What's the matter with Luo Yuan? !
Wang also stared at someone's cheeky face, secretly clenched his fists, and then...
He succeeded in raising a baby who was extremely observant.
"What do you want to do?"
The baby's words caught Luo Yuan's attention again.
(﹁﹃): stare~~~
Wang also quickly hid his hands behind his back, "Ah, it's okay."
"Oh, you clenched your fist, I thought you were going to hit someone."
(°Д°)! : "No, actually I just want to... beat my back, that's right, beat my back!"
After finishing speaking, Wang also ran behind Luo Yuan and raised his small fist.
(??o⌒o)?
"How is it? Brother Luo, isn't it very comfortable for me to beat my back with my Tai Chi cloud hands?"
(?????): "Oh~ah~ so cool!"
On the side, Feng Baobao looked at the expression of enjoyment on Luo Yuan's face, and nodded secretly.
"Well, beat your back, I can do this too!"
Back to the topic……
No wonder!
"By the way, Luo Yuan, where did your bird pick up my phone?"
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