Peek at my diary, Cao Cao dominates the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 431 The highest level of trolls

The prime minister's mansion was extremely quiet, and this man offended everyone present with just one word.

Even Lu Yan had to sigh in his heart, "Cowhide!"

This person's demeanor, plus Cao Cao's mention of Kong Rong's recommendation of Mi Heng to Lu Yan, Lu Yan guessed the identity of this person at once.

Although everyone was upset, they didn't lower their status to care about anything with an impolite savage.

Lu Yan bowed his head and whispered in Cao Cao's ear, "This person should be Ni Heng."

Mi Heng had been in exile in Jingbei until the early years of Jian'an in history.

In the early years of Jian'an, he went back to Xuchang to seek an official job from Cao Cao, but he didn't expect that because of his extreme sexiness, he would humiliate each other with Cao Cao and cut off his future.Because of frustration, Mi Heng became more and more extreme, and then began to curse.

In this life, Ni Heng still returned to Xuchang, but it has been seven years since Jian'an, and he has lived many years longer than in history.

When Mi Heng first came to Xuchang, he was deeply shocked by the prosperity of Xuchang.

He came to Xuchang and found his good friend Kong Rong. After the two had an in-depth exchange, they also planned to stay here to show their strengths.

But who knew that Boss Cao ignored Kong Rong's several recommendations.Where has Mi Heng, who has always been extremely arrogant and willful, received such an "insult"?

So later Cao Cao reluctantly agreed, and even when he summoned him several times, Mi Heng resolutely refused.

He also heard that Cao Cao was going to have a banquet for his powerful heroes and generals tonight, and the extremes in Mi Heng's heart broke out again, and this was the scene of Mi Heng rushing to the prime minister's mansion for a group banquet at night.

Cao Cao was stunned when he heard the words, and asked softly: "I summoned him several times before, but he refused with various excuses. Why did he come uninvited to the banquet today?"

Lu Yan shrugged and replied, "Who knows, why don't you ask him?"

"Are you Ni Zhengping?" Cao Cao asked as expected.

Mi Heng was called out by Cao Cao, but suddenly burst into laughter.

Lao Cao frowned slightly and asked, "Why are you laughing?"

Mi Heng cupped his hands, bowed slightly, and said, "Mi Heng, a savage, pay homage to Duke Cao!"

His current appearance was indeed somewhat similar to that of a savage.

After saluting, Mi Heng said: "Xiao Xiao, there is no one in this huge prime minister's mansion!"

Being humiliated naked again, even the best-tempered person can't help but get angry.

But just when someone tried to stand up and reply, Mi Heng suddenly reached out and tore off his patched sleeves!

"Tear!"

Not only that, but he also tore off a part of his trousers.

This guy's behavior stunned most of the people present, and Lu Yan was no exception. A thought popped into his mind inexplicably, "Has anyone engaged in performance art so long ago?"

However, Cao Cao and Lu Yan didn't understand Mi Heng's intentions, but it didn't mean that other people didn't know.

At this time, Xun Yu, who was sitting under Cao Cao's hands, said softly: "Jie Yu Kun's head, Sang Hu walks naked...From Qu Yuan's "Nine Chapters", the following is: You don't need to be loyal, and you don't need to be virtuous. Wu Zi is in trouble, Bigger than dry rice..."

After Xun Yu's explanation, Cao Cao and Lu Yan suddenly realized.Kunshou and naked behavior are all accusations that loyal talents cannot be used. It turns out that Ni Heng is insinuating that Cao Cao is not good at employing people, and he is a fatuous master like King Huai of Chu!

"Some rotten scholars don't scold people without a word of swearing...but this Mi Heng is even better, you don't even need to swear..." Lu Yan's awareness of trolls rose to another level in an instant.

The scene was very quiet, and although Xun Yu's words were relatively soft, he could still hear some sentences in it.

Seeing that someone saw through his intentions so quickly, Mi Heng softened his attitude a bit, and even bowed his hands to Xun Yu.

Xun Yu returned the salute, stood up and said, "You Zhengping, you are also considered a famous person in Pingyuan, if you have any dissatisfaction, you can speak up to the prime minister."

Although Mi Heng saluted Xun Yu just now, it was just because he recognized Xun Yu's knowledge, it didn't mean he recognized Xun Yu, especially someone who was more handsome than himself.

"Who are you?" You Heng asked in a somewhat unfriendly tone.

Xun Yu has a very good self-cultivation, even though Mi Heng is so rude, he still responded gracefully: "Xun Yu, Xun Wenruo."

"Oh." Mi Heng snorted, but there was no more to say.Oh what do you mean?What the hell are you talking about!

An embarrassing atmosphere permeated the entire Prime Minister's Mansion. Xun Yu could neither stand nor sit. No matter how well-mannered he was, he couldn't hold back at this moment.

Seeing this, Lu Yan couldn't help but shook his head, thinking: "This is the consequence of talking to Troll... Xun Yu, Xun Yu, you are still too young."

Lu Yan, who has seen Internet trolls and keyboard geniuses of later generations, knows the ability of these people to be so popular that people don't pay for their lives.The best way to deal with these people is to ignore them.Because the more you resist, the more excited they will be. In any case, you will be the last one to be deflated and angry.

Xun Yu felt as if he was being roasted on the fire. Someone finally couldn't stand it anymore, stood up and scolded: "Irreverent villain, how can you humiliate Xun Lingjun!"

Someone relieved himself, and Xun Yu was finally able to sit back.

Mi Heng turned to the person who spoke out, cast a disdainful glance, and asked, "Which onion are you?"

If you answer it, you will become a green onion, and if you don't answer it, you will be too cowardly... So is it an answer or not?

Fortunately, that person knew how to avoid the important and take the light of the matter. He didn't respond to Mi Heng's question directly, but said: "Mr. Xun Ling has far-reaching wisdom and good governance, even Xiao He and Chen Ping are no different!"

Mi Heng replied with a half-smile: "Hehe! Xun Wenruo can indeed use his face to pay tribute to the funeral!"

"puff!"

As soon as these words came out, many people who were still eating meat and drinking in secret couldn't help but spit out the wine from their mouths.

Can Xun Yu use his face to pay tribute to the funeral? ? ?This special meow is too damaged!

In ancient times, solemn and handsome people were usually invited to preside over funerals, and Hakka people generally send good-looking and dignified people to attend.Therefore, when Mi Heng said that Xun Yu "can use his face to pay tribute to the mourning", he was secretly scolding him for his superficial appearance.

Lu Yan said happily in his heart: "This brother's arrest is really too bad, he really deserves to be the originator of the spray!"

The person who uttered the "righteousness" went on to say: "Xi Jijiu is strategizing and has a lot of wisdom; Guo Jijiu is far-sighted and has insight into people's hearts!"

"Only opera writers can recite poems in vain; Guo Fengxiao can serve tea and water."

"..."

Without waiting for the brother to roll his name again, Mi Heng said directly like a cannonball: "Xun You can make the tomb watch over the tomb, Cheng Yu can make the door closed, Zhang Liao can make the drums and gold, Xu Chu can make the cattle herd the horses. Jin can be used to take evidence and read moves, Li Dian can be used to pass on letters and sent to the army, full of favors can be used to drink wine and eat bad food, Xu Huang can be used to butcher pigs and dogs, Xiahou Dun is called the perfect general, Cao Zixiao is called the prefect who asks for money!"

"!" Everyone opened their mouths wide, stunned, and the people at the banquet even forgot the sound of breathing for a while.

Those who were named were ashamed and indignant, while those who were not named were secretly glad...

Just when Lu Yan was glad that he was not named by Mi Heng, Lao Cao suddenly said, "I have Zhao Yun and Zhao Zilong who will be the vanguard in every battle and are almost invincible in the world!"

Ni Heng glanced at Cao Cao and said, "Zhao Yun can make the horse fall, which is very useful."

"Knock!" Seeing that Lao Cao clicked on Zhao Yun, Lu Yan felt a little bit in his heart, secretly thinking that he was going to suffer!

Sure enough, without waiting for Lu Yan to stop him, Cao Cao pointed to Lu Yan beside him and asked, "I have Lu Changsheng, the peak of civil and martial arts! Dare I ask, who else in the world can stand shoulder to shoulder with him?!"

Chapter 432 Suppose there is no self in the world, how many people should be called emperors and how many people should be called kings?

Feeling helpless, Lu Yan thought to himself: "Isn't it good to drink quietly? Why do you want to bring trouble onto my head..."

After Cao Cao finished speaking, Mi Heng looked up at Lu Yan.

Suddenly, a sneer appeared at the corner of his mouth, and he said: "Lu Yan is ignorant and incompetent, and he prefers the strange skills; he changed the ancestral system without authorization, and practiced the policy of harming the country and the people!"

Before Mi Heng finished speaking, everyone got up in shock and looked at Mi Heng in astonishment.

To say whether the system and policies are good or not, the reality is the most convincing. Lu Yan's achievements are there, and anyone with a discerning eye can see it.Not to mention the people whose lives have undergone earth-shaking changes, but those aristocratic families who opposed Lu Yan the most at the beginning, now that the family is developing faster than before, they have gradually compromised and accepted the rules set by Lu Yan.

In Mi Heng's mouth, such an unprecedented creator of a prosperous age has turned into a monster with extraordinary obscenities and skillful skills, who will bring disaster to the country and the people?

After the initial astonishment, the crowd suddenly burst into laughter.

Kong Rong, who came over after hearing the news, happened to see the opening scene. At this moment, he also stopped, and slowly retreated into a shadow in the corner, "It's a shame..."

Kong Rong's embarrassing thought had just arisen, and sure enough, a burst of laughter erupted in the venue,

"Hahahaha!"

"As soon as you say this, we will know that you, Niheng, are just a person who has a false name and only shows off his tongue."

"Prime Minister, Lu Hussar! This person is completely divorced from reality, and he is still living in his own imaginary world...We don't need to talk to him, just get out."

After Cao Cao heard Mi Heng's evaluation of Lu Yan just now, the anger in his heart suddenly disappeared.

Lao Cao calmly said to Mi Heng: "Fortunately, you rejected my enlistment. I, Cao Mengde, can't afford a 'talent' like you!"

Mi Heng looked at the reactions of the people around him, and then felt the anger of other people who were carefully provoked by him but disappeared in an instant. He suddenly panicked in his heart, "What's going on? What did I say wrong?"

"Hey... I told you that you didn't do your homework. Did you overturn now?" Lu Yan felt a little amused.You can't spray people randomly. If you spray in the wrong place or location, isn't that the same as revealing your ignorance to everyone...

Lu Yan shook his head, and said to himself: "This Ni Heng still has some abilities, but his mind and morals are not right. He tried to gain promotion by oppressing others to elevate himself."

Seeing Mi Heng showing a rare daze, Lu Yan stood up, cupped his hands and said, "Everyone, just listen to me."

The guests in the prime minister's mansion, seeing that the Lord Lu Yan had spoken, immediately returned their salutes to Lu Yan, and then sat back to their original seats and waited for Lu Yan's next words.

This kind of respect for Lu Yan from the bottom of his heart made Ni Heng even more at a loss, "Did I...really say something wrong?"

Lu Yan asked Mi Heng: "Dare to ask you Zhengping, what do you know?"

Mi Heng was awakened by Lu Yan's question. He looked up and found that there was a faint soft light around this person.

Closing her eyes and rubbing them vigorously, Mi Heng found that the soft light had disappeared again, "Is it my eyes?"

After looking at Lu Yan up and down for a while, Ni Heng confirmed that he was dazzled, and then he answered: "I am not talented, read the ancient and modern, know astronomy from the top, and geography from the bottom..."

Lu Yan waved his hand to interrupt Mi Heng's words, and said: "When it comes to discussing classics and historical articles, most scholars are better than me, Lu Yan."

Mi Heng glanced around, and said with a cold smile: "Hehe, you still have self-knowledge."

Lu Yan was not provoked, but continued to say: "What does not change becomes the scriptures, but the succession becomes history. The families are the children, and the holy words are the collection."

Having said that, Lu Yan changed the subject and asked, "But will these things feed the common people?"

"The wisdom of a sage can make the people enlightened and transcend ignorance!!" You Heng stepped forward and replied with a stiff neck.

A smile appeared on the corner of Lu Yan's mouth, and he continued to ask: "Dare to ask, before I make new paper and publish books, which common people can afford books?"

Mi Heng subconsciously wanted to refute, but when he opened his mouth, he found that he didn't know whether the people could read those classics or not.

Mi Heng came from a standard aristocratic family. In his mind, reading is just a daily routine. Who in this world can look down on books?

But the previous lesson is still vivid in his memory, and he dare not say this sentence now.

Seeing that Mi Heng was silent, Lu Yan continued: "The purpose of studying the classics and history collections is to learn knowledge, use knowledge, improve one's knowledge, and elevate one's cognition. But you should also know that if reading is divorced from reality, then It’s just a piece of paper, talking on paper, no matter how much you read, it’s just a person who talks in general.”

Lu Yan came from ordinary people, and he, Mi Heng, was born in an aristocratic family.

You Heng knew very well that he could not compare with Lu Yan in terms of people's livelihood, so he did not intend to continue to entangle with Lu Yan about those "trivial" trivial matters, but changed the topic and said: "It is said that the Spring and Autumn Period is no righteous war. But if From my point of view, Fang’s descent today is no different from that of the Spring and Autumn Period. Today, the son is trapped in Xuchang, and the imperial power has fallen to the side. The feudal lords are just trying to take advantage of the fire, and how many people have the Han family in their hearts?”

"Presumptuous!" Cao Ren finally couldn't bear it anymore, this lunatic was clearly trying to sow discord.

At this time, Cao Cao stood up and said: "

When Dong Zhuo was in chaos, it was I, Cao Cao, who issued a call to action to call on the heroes of the world to discuss Dong;

When the Son of Heaven was in trouble, it was I, Cao Cao, who sent troops to rescue the Son of Heaven and the court ministers with all his might;

The common people suffered from natural disasters and military disasters. It was Cao Cao who opened up farmland and developed agricultural commerce. Only then did the Central Plains have a prosperous and prosperous age...

I dare to ask you, Mr. Zhengping, if there were no Cao Cao in the world, how many people would be called emperor and how many people would be called king? "

Cao Cao's words are domineering, but also sincere, which fits reality very well.

The civil servants and generals present, including Kong Rong who was hiding in the dark, couldn't help but be moved by Cao Cao's words and nodded in agreement.

There were two false emperors in the Eastern Han Dynasty, one was Que Xuan and the other was Yuan Shu.

Que Xuan was just a farce, and was wiped out jointly by Tao Qian and Liu Bei; but Yuan Shu was no small matter, with the ability to truly subvert the Han Dynasty.If Cao Cao hadn't dispatched troops in time to wipe out Yuan Shu, the great Han would have had many more emperors and kings.

Without waiting for Ni Heng to say anything, Cao Cao turned towards a dark area and shouted: "Kong Wenju, the world is still uncertain, and most of the people are still in dire straits. I really don't have the time and energy to debate the teachings of Confucius and Mencius with your friends, sage Dayi, you should hurry and take him away."

Cao Cao issued the eviction order, and before Mi Heng could speak again, Kong Rong rushed out from the shadow under the wall, pulled Mi Heng and walked towards the Prime Minister's Mansion.

On the way after leaving the Prime Minister's Mansion, Mi Heng recalled what happened to him today.Knowing that he was at a disadvantage today, the turning point began with criticizing Lu Yan.

Kong Rong said with a bit of heartbreak: "Zhengping...you absolutely shouldn't, you shouldn't belittle Lu Hushi's achievements like this!"

With a deep sigh, Kong Rong suddenly raised his hand and slapped himself.

Mi Heng is crazy in front of others, but it is normal in front of Kong Rong.Seeing that Kong Rong slapped himself, he quickly reached out to hold Kong Rong's hand, and stopped him, "Brother Wen Ju, what do you mean?"

"Hey, you have been living in my house since you came to Xuchang. It's all my fault. I should have taken you around earlier to see the real life of the people under the prime minister's rule. Otherwise, you wouldn't have made such a joke today. , it’s all my brother’s fault!”

After hearing Kong Rong's explanation, Ni Heng knew that he might lose face to grandma's house...

Chapter 433 Give Kong Ming a Demonstration