Strange talk about rules: Zhang San is required to obey the rules?

Chapter 162 The Little Boy at the Dinner Table

The moment Zhang San saw that the bride's mouth was sewn up with iron wire, he realized that this was a Mg marriage.

The bride's mouth is sewn shut so that she cannot speak.

And this kind of behavior is actually meaningless to living people.

After all, if you don't want a living person to speak, you just need to seal the mouth with tape.

The mouth is sewn shut with iron wire, and there is only one possibility, that is, the bride is dead.

Either it was killed while alive, and then used for Mg marriage.

Or just dig out the dead body and have a Mg marriage.

But I was worried that after going underground, the bride would cry out for injustice, so the bride's mouth was sewn shut with iron wire.

At this moment, Zhang San understood everything.

Although the bride is already a dead person, many people who looked like living people in the whole wedding are probably dead people.

What I have to do may be to save the bride.

And can live past twelve o'clock at night.

Then I have to save my energy from now on.

After the bride left, Zhang San began to pretend to continue eating.

Although he pretended to be eating, in fact, Zhang San was actually eating the compressed biscuits hidden in his space backpack.

There's even some chocolate.

Although Zhang San estimated that half of the food at the wedding banquet was edible, and maybe even all of it was edible, he didn't dare to take the risk.

It's safer to eat what you bring.

Although I have plenty of physical strength now, I may have to toss until twelve o'clock in the evening, so it would be better to save more physical strength.

And at this moment, the little bear boy came over again.

"Big brother, can you play with me?"

Zhang San glanced at the little boy.

When the kid came along, nothing good ever happened.

Even Zhang San felt that the kid might not be weak, so he directly refused, "No time! I'm busy eating."

The little boy scratched his head in doubt, and said softly, "But what you eat is not our home-cooked food!"

When Zhang San heard this, his heart skipped a beat.

I never expected that the act of secretly eating was noticed by this kid.

How to do?

Kill it?

But this little boy might have been dead!

How to make the dead die again?

Zhang San continued to eat without speaking.

The little boy waited for a while, seeing that Zhang San didn't speak, he took out a piece of candy from his pocket and handed it to Zhang San.

"Big brother, did you get angry when I was playing with you before?"

"Give you a candy, don't be angry!"

"Let's be good friends, shall we?"

The logic of a child is never simple.

I'll give you a candy, and we can be good friends.

Zhang San didn't want to be good friends with this little boy.

But I still took the candy from the little boy, opened the outer paper, and saw the maroon hard candy inside.

"What happened to your teeth?"

Zhang San suddenly became concerned about the little boy.

The little boy was taken aback, and said, "My teeth are very good!"

Zhang San shook his head and said, "Your teeth are broken, if you don't believe me, you open your mouth. Ah——"

The little boy thought his tooth was really broken, so he opened his mouth and started ahing.

Zhang San took the opportunity to throw the maroon candy into the little boy's mouth. ..

"Ah-cough cough cough-vomit-"

The little boy covered his throat with both hands, turned around and ran away, and started scratching his own throat.

Zhang San sneered.

This little boy may have good strength, but with this intelligence, he is fighting against himself! ?

Humph--

Zhang San continued to eat his own food.

After a while, the little boy who came back from vomiting came back angrily and glared at Zhang San.

"what!?"

Zhang San asked coldly.

The little boy at this moment was very angry, and yelled at Zhang San: "Why do you always target me!?"

Zhang San turned around and looked at the little boy. At the same time, he noticed that everyone's eyes were on the groom's side, and no one noticed him at all, so he waved to the little boy.

"Put your ears close, and I'll tell you why in a low voice."

When the little boy heard what Zhang San said, he obediently put his ear to it.

However, in the next moment, Zhang San grabbed the little boy by the hair and pinned him down hard.

While no one else was paying attention, he slapped the little boy violently.

After this violent beating, Zhang San found that this little boy was really resistant to beatings, even more resistant than Andrew from the Stars and Stripes!

But he was merciful, otherwise, he could really smash out his ashes.

Zhang San was basically sure that if he really exploded with all his strength, he could still kill the little boy.

After confirming this point, Zhang San was relieved.

And the little boy who was beaten violently, got up from the ground, and then looked at Zhang San, full of fear.

"Just sit next to me, but don't talk."

Zhang San was thinking about how to rescue the bride, and then escaped with the bride.

Suddenly, she felt that such a little guy was still needed by her side, so she asked the little boy to sit beside her.

This time, the little boy didn't dare to do other things, but sat obediently and shivering beside Zhang San.

And Zhang San had almost eaten, and the groom and the others finished their toast.

Next, it's time to make trouble with the bridesmaids.

This custom is that the bridesmaid is in the courtyard of the new house, and then the groom goes to have a fight with the bridesmaid, and finally brings the bridesmaid out.Later, when the groom goes back, he can have a bridal chamber.

But as Zhang San went to the courtyard of the new house with several best men, Zhang San heard the surrounding best men start discussing what to do later.

"If you make a fuss later, everyone should pay attention to propriety, you know?"

When the other best men heard what a best man said, they all nodded.

"Although I looked at the bridesmaid's dress, I accidentally stuck my hand in along the neckline, but you can't mess around, you know?"

"Although the skirts of some bridesmaids are a bit short and they were accidentally opened, you can't mess around, you know?"

"Although some of the bridesmaids seem to be more lively, you can't put some strange things into other people's clothes while playing games, you know?"

When Zhang San heard this, what the hell is asking everyone to pay attention to propriety?

This is completely a rogue strategy!

So, as soon as he arrived in the yard of the new house, Zhang San approached the bridesmaid whom he had given money to before, and reminded her to be careful.

The bridesmaid seemed to have guessed something, and said thank you to Zhang San.

Then he told Zhang San in a low voice: "When the trouble starts later, just stay away."

Chapter 163

The bridesmaids have just begun, and most of the groomsmen are flamboyant.

And Zhang San leaned against the door of the small courtyard where the new house was located, watching the excitement inside, as if everything had nothing to do with him.

Soon, when the groomsmen saw that the faces of the bridesmaids were flushed by their jokes, and even a few bridesmaids with bold personalities were trembling with laughter, they gradually began to be bold.

Immediately, someone took advantage of the game and started to do it.

Some people pretended to be pushed by other groomsmen, took the opportunity to bump into the bridesmaids, and then their hands were dishonest.

Others pretended to hug, only to take the opportunity to give the bridesmaid a hard pinch on her ass.

Zhang San frowned slightly.

But in the live broadcast room, many people couldn't stand it anymore.

"How can there be such a person?"

"It's disgusting mother opened the door for disgusting, disgusting home!"

"Can such people be sentenced? Sentenced to corporal punishment, chop off their hands!"

In the Huaxia No. 42 live broadcast room, when Huaxia's netizens were angrily denouncing this disgusting behavior, some foreign netizens suddenly appeared.

"Speaking of which, isn't this a link that will appear in your Huaxia wedding?"

"Yes! Isn't this kind of disgusting behavior something you Huaxia people are willing to do?"

"People like our Stars and Stripes would never do such a thing!"

At this moment, many foreign netizens turned into justice judges, stood on the commanding heights of morality, and began to attack Chinese netizens.

But at the same time, in many live broadcast rooms of the Stars and Stripes, the behavior of these sublimated members of the Stars and Stripes was even more extreme than other best men.

When a sublimator was playing the game of playing cards to catch flour, he intentionally blew all the flour from the cards he was holding into the bridesmaid's clothes.Then he took the opportunity to reach out to take the flour out of the bridesmaid's clothes.

But some hands, once stretched in, are reluctant to take them out.

There are also some sublimators who also say that before playing, to avoid the bridesmaids from cheating, they should start the body search first.Then the bridesmaids were forced against the wall and the body search began.a set of procedures

At the beginning, the Huaxia netizens in the Huaxia No. 42 live broadcast room wanted to refute.

As a result, they immediately got the news that the sublimators from the Stars and Stripes had directly attacked them, and immediately started a full-scale counterattack.

"Come on! The No. 14 sublimator in your country has already stretched out his hand. We, Zhang San, are very disciplined!"

"I heard that there are basically few sublimators in your Stars and Stripes who didn't touch the bridesmaids. So, do you have the face to say that?"

At this time, not only some of the best men from the Stars and Stripes, but even many ascensionists from the Sunset Kingdom of Farland who acted as best men, took the opportunity to take advantage of the bridesmaids.

Many people start analyzing right away.

Everyone found that most of those who would do something to the bridesmaids were the first batch of ascensionists. On the contrary, among the second batch of ascensionists, there were fewer people who dared to do so.

Then, some experts came forward to conduct professional analysis, saying that these sublimators have experienced strange talks about rules for a long time, but in fact there is a huge backlog of pressure in their hearts.

Now, after attending a wedding and encountering such a link, I couldn't help but release the pressure in my heart.

Of course, the experts who said such things were immediately sprayed by netizens so that their account books disappeared.

Disgusting is disgusting!