Siheyuan: Don't call me a fool

Yan Bugui was choked by this sentence, choked for a long time, unable to speak, and finally rolled his eyes: "I don't care about it." He turned and went back.

Here, all the people in the courtyard gathered around to watch the excitement, but no one went up to fight.

But the second aunt was anxious, she wanted to go forward to pull it, but when she got up, she was kicked out by someone.

In a hurry, she pulled this one, pulled that one, but everyone was focused on watching the excitement, and no one wanted to stand out.

In the end, the second aunt was anxious, looked left and right, and quickly grabbed He Yuzhu: "Zhuzi, please help persuade him, if you continue to fight, your second uncle should go to the hospital."

Chapter 592 Second Uncle Passed Out

He Yuzhu was watching the fun like everyone else, when the second aunt came to him, she had no choice but to nod: "Okay, second aunt, let me try."

Saying that, he took a step forward: "Guangfu, Guangfu, stop beating, so many people are watching, how can you beat the second uncle, he is your father! Are you not afraid of being laughed at by others?"

At this time, Liu Guangfu was getting drunk, so he couldn't care less about the love between father and son. He could only think about the soles of the shoes that Liu Haizhong slapped on his face, and the stick education he gave him every day, and he didn't let go at all. Still holding on to Liu Haizhong's collar, pressing him under him, just using his fists to punch Liu Haizhong's face.

He Yuzhu called twice, but seeing that it didn't work, he changed his name to Liu Haizhong.

"Second uncle, stop beating and let go. Guangfu is also his own child. Is there anything you can't talk about at home?"

Lying on the ground with his bangs rolling his eyes, he thought to himself: Am I the one who won't let go now?I can't let go, okay?If you can let this little bastard get off me, I will do whatever you want me to do.

He Yuzhu persuaded him alone, the two fathers on the ground were still one above the other below, entangled together and not separated.

"Second aunt, no way, the second uncle and Guangfu don't listen to me, why don't we report to the police? They will definitely separate when the police come." He Yuzhu turned his face and said helplessly to the second aunt.

The second aunt was sweating profusely, but she still shook her head vigorously: "No...you can't report it to the police, and everyone in the street will know about it, it's embarrassing!"

"Then there is no other way." He Yuzhu spread his hands, and said helplessly, "Why don't you let the second uncle and Guangfu fight for a while, Guangfu drank so much wine, I guess he will lose his energy in a few minutes. It's time to open without pulling."

"Yes, yes, Second Aunt, let them fight for a while, we haven't seen enough yet." Yan Jiefang continued.

"Yes, yes, Second Aunt, why don't you sit down too, I still have melon seeds here, let's eat them together?" Xu Damao said.

The second aunt said angrily: "Yan Er Er, why didn't you call your father and let us see?"

Yan Bugui suddenly became nervous: "Second Aunt, what did you say? Your child is fighting with Lao Liu, so you have to persuade other people's children to fight too?"

Yan Jiefang turned his face to look at Yan Pugui, then shook his head: "My girlfriend hasn't broken up with me, why are you fighting with my dad?"

Yan Bugui breathed a sigh of relief: "That's right, my Jiefang and Lin Hong have a good relationship."

The second aunt had no choice, so she turned around and begged He Yuzhu: "Zhuzi, you should think of a way, Guangfu is young and strong, if you keep beating your second uncle, you will die!"

One sentence reminded He Yuzhu, yes, watching the excitement is watching the excitement, and it would be ugly to kill someone.

So he went forward and patted Liu Guangfu on the shoulder above him: "Guangfu, stop beating, look, the second uncle is almost out of breath."

Liu Haizhong rolled his eyes, thinking that you are almost out of breath.

Xu Damao immediately said: "That's right, look, the second uncle rolled his eyes!"

"Yes, yes, the second uncle rolled his eyes, Dad, come and see!" Yan Jiefang said.

The voices of both of them were full of gloating.

Liu Guangfu said drunkenly: "It's good if you're out of breath, let's see if he will hit me in the future?!"

Well, you almost beat your father to death, and you still wonder if he will beat you in the future.

He Yuzhu patted him on the shoulder again: "You are stupid, Guangfu, you beat him to death, who will marry you in the future?"

Liu Guangfu was taken aback for a moment, as if this was the case, he still had to rely on the old man to pay for his own wife.

But immediately thought of another thing: "What kind of wife do you want to marry? Brother Zhuzi, Hongmei broke up with me!"

As he spoke, he punched Liu Haizhong in the face again: "It's all your fault!"

Liu Haizhong was beaten until his nosebleeds came out, and he cursed angrily: "Fart your grandma! You can't catch your daughter-in-law by yourself, so what does it matter to me if they want to break up with you?"

Liu Guangfu punched him again: "Still saying it's none of your business? If you're a factory director like Brother Zhuzi, can Hongmei break up with me? Isn't she chasing after me to marry me?"

When everyone heard this, it made sense. If Liu Haizhong was the director of the factory, then the girls would have to line up to chase his son and want to be his wife?

Among other things, it depends on the stupid Zhu. When he was a cook, he couldn't even marry a wife. A little widow, Qin Huairu, was playing around in the palm of his hand like a fool.

Looking at the present, he became the director of the factory, and the beautiful factory doctor Dr. Ding became his fiancée, not to mention that girl Yu Haitang ran to his house from time to time, and even Yu Li, the daughter-in-law of the third master, went to his house every day. run.

And the little daughter-in-law who was holding the baby that day, and...

Everyone looked at He Yuzhu.

He Yuzhu looked depressed: "Guangfu, we can't say that. It sounds like you broke up with your girlfriend because of me."

Liu Guangfu shook his head: "Brother, I don't blame you, I blame him! Who made him useless as a father, who has worked as a fitter all his life, and can't even be an official. After all, you gave him a chance, he is lucky , let people pour shit and urine, I have made him lose all face, tell me, which girl would like her husband to eat shit and drink urine?"

This……

It seems to make sense.

The big guys all nodded in agreement. It seems that this matter is really not the fault of Miss Hongmei, nor is it Guangfu's fault.

It's the bangs' fault.

Lying there, Liu Haizhong was so angry that he passed out.

Is it a glorious history for Lao Tzu to eat shit and drink urine?You take it out to show off in front of so many people?

Besides, is it that I am willing to eat shit and drink urine?Is this my fault?

You are exposing your father's sore spots!

Liu Haizhong was so angry and anxious that he rolled his eyes and passed out.

He Yuzhu didn't like it, so he quickly slapped Liu Guangfu on the head: "Guangfu, come down quickly, your father is really out of breath."

Liu Guangfu was also taken aback, and immediately fell off Liu Haizhong's body. Most of the time he was sober after drinking, he lay down in front of him and looked at Liu Haizhong in surprise, unable to say a word.

At this time, the second aunt on the side became anxious: "Old man, what's wrong with you? You can't die! If you die, how will you live without us orphans and widows!" She shook her body vigorously, trying to wake him up.

But after shaking for a long time, there was no movement, and everyone in the yard panicked.

Yi Zhonghai was the first to come to his senses: "Everyone, don't panic, isn't there a Zhuzi? Zhuzi, quickly think of a way to save Lao Liu, you can't kill anyone!"

Everyone looked at He Yuzhu.

He Yuzhu thought about it for a while, and ordered decisively: "Second uncle is in a hurry. The ordinary rescue method will not work, and a strange method must be used!"

Yi Zhonghai was in a hurry: "Zhuzi, don't be a fool, when is this, just tell me, how can you save Lao Liu?"

He Yuzhu looked at the second aunt, and said: "Use urine, the fastest!"

Chapter 593 Pillar, thank you

Urine again?

Everyone was dumbfounded, what's going on?If the second uncle had an accident, he would have to use feces to pee.

The co-author of the second uncle has a relationship with feces and urine in this life?

Yi Zhonghai also looked at He Yuzhu in surprise: "Zhuzi, let Lao Liu drink urine again? There is no other way?"

He Yuzhu shook his head, and said helplessly: "Master, the second uncle is in a hurry. His condition is very serious. There is hope for other methods. But I am afraid that the effect will be slow and cannot keep up..."

"This..." Yi Zhonghai turned his face to look at the second aunt, that means you can do it according to your own needs, as human life is at stake, no one dares to make decisions for you!

The second aunt didn't seem to hesitate at all, she nodded without thinking, "Okay, Zhuzi, you can treat it as you say."

As he said that, he slapped Liu Guangfu, who was still kneeling beside him, frightened and foolish: "What are you still doing in a daze? Why don't you hurry up and pee!"

Liu Guangfu came back to his senses, got up and ran to the public toilet outside.

Behind him, the third master hurriedly shouted: "Guangfu, bring something! What do you use to hold your urine?"

Yes, there must be something to hold urine!

Guangfu hurried to the third master's kitchen, trying to find a job nearby.

The third uncle is a chicken thief. Seeing Liu Guangfu running towards his kitchen, he ran faster than Liu Guangfu, and quickly blocked the door: "Guangfu, why don't you go back and get your own bowl? The bowl from the third uncle's house There are countless, one bowl for each person, and one less bowl is not enough.”

Liu Guangfu had no choice but to turn around and run back.

It was Qin Huairu who was clever enough to see a broken bowl of dog food in the yard, so he quickly picked it up and stuffed it to Liu Guangfu: "Brother Guangfu, just order it, life is at stake, just hang around for a while in case the second uncle finds it." What's going on and what's going on?"

Liu Guangfu nodded: "Thank you sister-in-law."

No matter how dirty the dog food bowl is, I quickly took it and ran to the public toilet.

After a while, he came back with a bowl full.

From a distance, there was a smell of foul smell, and the people in the courtyard didn't need to mobilize, they quickly stepped aside to open a wide road.

Liu Guangfu came over with a bowl in his hand, and there were black, yellow, thick and runny inside the bowl.

"Brother Zhuzi, the medicine... is here, how do I get it?" Liu Guangfu carefully brought it to He Yuzhu and said.

But He Yuzhu quickly took a step back, pointed to the bangs on the ground and said, "Open your mouth and pour it in."

As he said that, he frowned: "Didn't I say peeing? Why did you even get the shit back?"

Everyone looked at Liu Guangfu.

Liu Guangfu murmured: "I, the pool is full of hair, and it's all floating to the top, there's no way..."

He Yuzhu interrupted him: "Okay, that's it, let's pour it, hurry up, the second uncle can't afford to delay."

Liu Guangfu hesitated: "Brother Zhuzi, let me pour it?"

He Yuzhu said angrily: "Who will do it if you don't do it? If other people do it, why don't you hate your father if you know him?"

Liu Guangfu was still hesitating, but the second aunt got impatient and slapped him: "Guangfu, hurry up, don't you want to save your father?"

"Okay." Liu Guangfu had no choice but to squat down, and carefully approached him with a bowl.

The second aunt hurried to help, and opened Liu Haizhong's mouth forcefully.

The big guys all wrinkled their faces and turned aside.

Several female family members also covered their noses and mouths.

It's a bit disgusting, but they are reluctant to leave. After all, not everyone can encounter this scene.

Last time everyone only heard about the second uncle in the factory, but few had the opportunity to witness it with their own eyes.

Now, everyone wants to see the beauty of the second uncle.

Not to mention, He Yuzhu is worthy of being a miracle doctor after all, this trick is really very effective.

Before the bowl of "medicine" was finished, Liu Haizhong opened his eyes and stared at Liu Guangfu who was holding the bowl in front of him.

"Stinky boy, what medicine did you give me?"

As Liu Haizhong spoke, he even touched his lips with his tongue.

Liu Guangfu twitched and said, "Piss..."

"vomit……"

As soon as Liu Haizhong turned over, he lay on the ground and vomited.

Everyone in the yard also turned around, bent over and vomited.

He Yuzhu's face twitched, this is my door!

After a long while, Liu Haizhong finally stopped vomiting, pointing weakly at Liu Guangfu: "Little bastard, who told you to urinate on me again?"

Liu Guangfu looked at He Yuzhu.

Liu Haizhong understood everything, and looked at He Yuzhu helplessly: "Zhuzi, don't you have any other prescriptions?"

Before He Yuzhu could answer, the second aunt slapped him: "You are an idiot! You are already like that, so what other prescriptions are you talking about? If Zhuzi hadn't used this prescription, you might have met Lord Yama It's gone! If you are really gone, how will you leave us orphans and widows!"

Liu Haizhong said helplessly, "Okay, Zhuzi, thank you."

He Yuzhu waved his hand openly: "Second uncle, seeing you say such ridiculous things again, do we need to say this?" He kicked Liu Guangfu while talking: "Guangfu, why are you still standing there? Dad helped him up, helped him back home and lay down in the house? How cold it is on the ground!"

Liu Guangfu hesitated for a moment, but put down the bowl in his hand to help Liu Haizhong.

Who knows that Liu Haizhong glared at him, and shook his hand away: "Go away! Little bastard, my life is almost in your hands, why are you pretending to be a filial son now?"

As he said that, he got up from the ground and limped back to the backyard with the support of the second aunt.

The good show is over, and Xu Damao's melon seeds are also knocked out, so he clapped his hands: "Okay, it's over, let's go home and sleep!"