Siheyuan: Don't call me a fool

Chapter 454 The Thing That Drives the Goddess Crazy

Zhou Xiaobai screamed in fright, and buried his head behind Ning Jia's back.

These two people are horrible, just like refugees in Africa.

Ning Jia was also in a hurry, and in a hurry, she didn't care about keeping it secret. She took out a pistol from her bag with a swipe, and pointed the gun at a person lying on the window.

This was a big deal, the two of them froze for a moment, then suddenly their faces turned pale, and they turned and ran away.

The things in his hand also fell to the ground.

When there was a clatter, there were two broken bowls.

Ning Jia had black lines on her face, she dared to admit that they were two beggars...

No wonder it looks so weird.

Thinking of the members of one of her dignified action teams being frightened into such a state by two beggars, Ning Jia felt her skin was burning hot.

Fortunately, He Yuzhu was not here, so he didn't see his embarrassment.

She turned her head to look at Zhou Xiaobai, and Zhou Xiaobai was also looking at her: "Auntie, then, those two guys seem to be two beggars..."

"I know..." Ning Jia said with a dark face: "Don't underestimate these beggars, they have done more dirty things than anyone else."

"En, um." Zhou Xiaobai nodded repeatedly, and looked carefully at the gun in her hand: "Auntie, is this a real gun or a prop?"

Ning Jia chuckled: "Your aunt is not your father. Where did you get the real gun? Of course it's a prop. This is the prop I used for filming a drama last time. I haven't had time to return it yet. It just happened to happen."

Only then did Zhou Xiaobai heave a sigh of relief: "This prop of yours is so similar, it blindfolds me. I think it's similar to my dad's gun."

As he said that, he reached out and wanted to take it: "Let me see if it is as heavy as the real thing?"

Ning Jia immediately took the gun back and stuffed it into her bag: "Don't look at it, I can't return it if it's broken."

Zhou Xiaobai pouted: "Auntie, you are too stingy, isn't it just a prop gun? You look like a baby."

Ning Jia quickly glanced outside: "Huh? He Yuzhu is back."

Zhou Xiaobai immediately turned his head back, and he saw He Yuzhu walking out of that alley, holding a basket in his hand. He didn't know what was in the basket, and it was covered with a piece of cloth. In his hand was a big thermos bottle. .

Zhou Xiaobai hurriedly opened the car door: "Brother, you came back so soon? What can you bring me to eat?"

He Yuzhu stuffed the basket to her casually, and then got into the driving seat by himself.

Zhou Xiaobai couldn't wait to lift off the cloth covering the basket, and his eyes widened: "What are these?"

Ning Jia also moved her head curiously to take a look, also with doubts on her face.

I saw several paper boxes in the basket, round, with some noodle patterns printed on them, with a few words on them: "Kang Shuaifu Braised Beef Noodles" or "Tongtong Laotan Beef Noodles with Sauerkraut".

Isn't this just a broken cardboard box?How did it become beef noodles?

Both girls looked ignorant.

Zhou Xiaobai pulled the cardboard boxes aside, and found that there were several thick and long cylindrical objects in the basket.

The red one, holding the Q bomb, has a little lion printed on it, and a few words: "Mark Pineapple Ham Sausage".

"What's all this? Brother, didn't you go find something to eat for us? What is this, can it be eaten?" Zhou Xiaobai asked puzzled.

Ning Jia also looked at He Yuzhu suspiciously.

She knew that it was definitely not easy to buy food in this town, so she thought that He Yuzhu would buy some convenient snacks.

But even she, who is well-informed, has never seen these things brought back by He Yuzhu.

What kind of beef noodles and ham sausage are these, can they really be eaten?

Seeing the doubtful eyes of the two girls, He Yuzhu just smiled, then picked up a box of braised beef noodles, gently lifted the lid on the box, took out the material bag inside, then skillfully lifted the thermos bottle and poured boiling water into it , Then tear open the material bag, squeeze the condiments in, and finally cover the carton again.

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"What are you doing? Isn't this cardboard box afraid of being damaged by water?" Ning Jia asked in surprise.

He Yuzhu blinked: "You will know after a while."

The two girls looked at me and I looked at you, suppressing their curiosity and not asking any more questions.

Not long after, a hint of surprise appeared on the faces of the two of them.

Because they have already smelled the fragrance wafting from the cardboard box.

This aroma is more fragrant than any meal they have eaten before.

"Brother, what's the matter? Why did it suddenly become so fragrant here?" Zhou Xiaobai asked excitedly.

He Yuzhu didn't answer, but pouted his mouth and pointed to the cardboard box, which means you will know if you open it and have a look.

Zhou Xiaobai looked at Ning Jia, and then carefully opened the box of braised beef noodles.

As soon as the lid of the box was lifted, her big beautiful eyes suddenly widened, and the eyes were full of surprise.

A small mouth is also round in surprise, enough to stuff an egg in.

Ning Jia beside her couldn't help being curious, and moved her head closer.

Looking at it, she also had shock written all over her face.

The two girls couldn't figure it out. It was just a round noodle in the box. After being soaked in water for a few minutes, it turned into such a box of incense that can lure out the gluttons in people's intestines. noodles!

Although I haven't tasted it yet, just looking at the color of red oil and smelling the delicious fragrance, I can't stand it!

Zhou Xiaobai watched in surprise, his throat couldn't help but growl twice, and even his stomach growled twice.

He Yuzhu smiled: "What are you still doing? Eat?"

Yes, what are you still doing?eat!Are you not hungry?There are two bowls of delicious noodles in front of you, what are you still doing, can you be full just by looking at them?

Zhou Xiaobai and Ning Jia looked at each other, and at the same time, one pounced on the beef noodles, and the other hugged Lao Tan's sauerkraut noodles.

First, he took a sip of the soup cautiously, and then started to gobble it up.

Fortunately, there are no outsiders and acquaintances here, otherwise they would not believe it. The two beautiful goddesses who are usually dignified and beautiful, so that people can only look at them from a distance, are now like two children who have never eaten good food. , the mouth was full of oil, and the noodle soup was slurped, not at all like a lady should eat.

He Yuzhu looked at the two girls sympathetically, and shook his head sympathetically, as if starving these two children.

Suddenly remembered that there was still ham sausage, so I quickly tore off the package of one and handed it over.

The two beauties were eating happily with their heads down, when they suddenly saw a red, thick, long stick handed over from their mouths, they were taken aback.

Then he looked up at He Yuzhu in surprise.

Chapter 455

He Yuzhu was very satisfied with this scene. When he brought the thick and long ham sausage in front of the two beauties, the two beauties looked up at him with astonishment.

This scene seems to have only been seen in action movies before.

The two girls looked at the thick and long red stick in surprise, with doubts on their faces.

In this era, there is no such instant ham sausage, let alone such packaging.

So now in front of two people, they don't know what it is.

"Brother, what is this?" Zhou Xiaobai asked curiously.

He Yuzhu said patiently: "This is the instant noodle partner, the best companion of instant noodles, Mark Pineapple King Zhongwang ham sausage, with meat in it. Try it, you will definitely be inseparable from it in the future."

"Ham sausage? I've heard of ham before. Why do you have sausage? But it looks like a sausage." Zhou Xiaobai looked at the stick with his head tilted curiously, and asked again worriedly: "You really said that." Is it so delicious?"

He Yuzhu nodded: "When did my brother fool you? This food is not only delicious, but also useful..."

"Easy to use?" Ning Jia also asked curiously: "What is the use of this thing?"

"Cough..." He Yuzhu coughed dryly, swallowed his saliva, and said seriously: "As for the usage, we will discuss it later, and today I will only talk about its edible benefits. This food is very delicious, especially for girls. After eating it, I can’t live without it, hey, I don’t know how to describe how delicious it is, you two will know after a taste.”

Zhou Xiaobai and Ning Jia looked at each other and nodded: "Okay, just try it, I want to see if this food is as delicious as you said."

Then he took the ham sausage, broke it into two pieces from the middle without saying a word, held one section for himself, and stuffed the other section for Ning Jia: "Auntie, let's share the food."

He Yuzhu took a deep breath, as if his body had been broken, and said to himself, I still have it here, don't you all smell good?Do you have to eat one for two?

Zhou Xiaobai carefully bit the ham sausage into his mouth, opened his white teeth lightly, took a small bite carefully, and then tried to chew it twice.

Immediately, with a look of surprise on his face, he turned his face towards Ning Jia and nodded vigorously: "Auntie, he didn't fool us, this food is really delicious, even more delicious than meat!"

"Really?" Ning Jia also took a sip, then raised her eyebrows, and began to bite into bites.

Zhou Xiaobai was also not to be outdone, the two girls quickly ate up half of their ham sausage.

At the end, Zhou Xiaobai licked his lips and said, "I ate so fast, I forgot to savor it slowly."

Ning Jia did the same, even licking her own fingers again.

This thing is really like what He Yuzhu said, you can't live without it after eating it. I just thought that instant noodles are the best food in the world.

But after eating the ham sausage, I found that the instant noodles suddenly became less fragrant.

Seeing the unfinished look of the two of them, He Yuzhu shook his head, sighed, and took out two more from the basket.

Zhou Xiaobai's eyes widened suddenly: "What else?"

He took one with a brush, imitating He Yuzhu's example, trying to bite open the skin of the ham sausage, but after biting for a long time, he couldn't get it.

And Ning Jia rolled her eyes in dissatisfaction, which means, you obviously still have so many, why did you let the two of us eat one just now?

Of course, He Yuzhu couldn't explain it, so he soaked another bowl of noodles on his own, and then he bit a piece of ham sausage and soaked it in the noodle bowl as well.

"Come on, try my way of eating, it will be more delicious."

As he said that, he took the initiative to bite off the casing of another ham sausage, and handed it to Ning Jia.

Ning Jia followed suit and soaked the ham sausage.

On the other side, Zhou Xiaobai was still biting the ham sausage with great effort, and as a result, he had a lot of bite scars on one end, and he couldn't take off the ham sausage's clothes.

He Yuzhu sighed, stretched out his hand to take the ham sausage and said, "Xiaobai, you need skill to eat this, you can't force it, your teeth like that will damage the ham."

As he spoke, he bit into his own mouth, gently bit open the intestine with the iron ring, and then pulled it lightly, and the casing came off easily.

Zhou Xiaobai looked dumbfounded: "Brother, why are you so easy? Teach me quickly."

He Yuzhu shook his head: "Forget it today, learn slowly in the future, practice slowly, and you won't be able to learn it after a while."

This instant meal of instant noodles and ham sausages made the two girls feast on it, especially Zhou Xiaobai, who drank all the instant noodle soup.

"Brother, your noodles are so delicious, and the ham sausage is so delicious, why haven't I seen it before?" Zhou Xiaobai said with unsatisfactory intentions. "Did you buy all these just now? Is there any more? I want to buy more and take them home."

Ning Jia also nodded again and again, not only Zhou Xiaobai, even she, who often runs outside, has never seen this thing.

He Yuzhu nodded: "Don't worry, I've already asked where they buy the goods, and I'll buy them for you when I get back."

"That's good. Let's go as soon as we're full. This town is so deserted. Let's try to reach a county town before dark and find a place to stay." Ning Jia said.

This should be there, He Yuzhu nodded, and cleaned up the garbage first. He stuffed the instant noodle boxes and ham sausage casings left by the three of them, and then prepared to find a place to throw them away.

But I just found a place to throw the rubbish, and before I came back, I saw a group of people running towards me in front of me.

There were a few cyclists in the middle, but most of them were running, with some sticks or shovels in their hands.

While running, he was yelling something.

The two cyclists were still wearing uniforms, like police officers from a police station.

He Yuzhu stopped curiously, wanting to see what these people were doing so fast.

But unexpectedly, this group of people stopped in front of their car and surrounded the car.

Among them were two beggars in ragged clothes. They even pointed their fingers at the car window and said loudly: "Comrade Public Security, this is the car. The people inside have guns in their hands. They must not be good people."

Then, seeing the two police officers as if facing a formidable enemy, they took out a pistol from their waist, pointed the muzzle at the car window, and shouted loudly: "Don't move! Put down your weapon and come out, don't resist! "

He Yuzhu was taken aback, and ran over without knowing what happened.

But soon a policeman turned his face and pointed his gun at him: "Who are you? Stop, don't come close!"

The car door opened, and Ning Jia stepped down from it.

Chapter 456 Sleepover

The three were quickly taken to the town's police station.

And they were detained separately.