"To be honest, I don't want to appear here either. It took me more than ten days to successfully cross Meridian Valley."
"Even... before I was about to leave the valley, I looked up to the sky and laughed a few times. Who can stop me, Wei Yan? As a result, this bastard named Zhao Yun jumped out in the next second."
"He also shot me in the crotch a few times with a long gun, so... I just appeared here! It's not what I wanted!"
Wei Yan felt aggrieved, when he finally rushed out of Meridian Valley with a tattered body and a head of weeds, thinking that he was about to make a world-shattering feat.
Suddenly, thousands of people emerge from the valley and surround you... You will never despair?
And no matter how high your martial arts are, you're still afraid of being beaten!
After being shot by the opponent a few times, he felt that his stuff was not very easy to use.
Liu Bei was so angry that his head was smoking, and he turned to look at Sima Yi.
The mouth is even more swearing!
"I already know that this thing is unreliable! The Battle of Guiyang pitted me back then, and now it traps me again! My five thousand elites are just gone..."
"Sima Yi! At the beginning you said that Ziwu Valley was a peerless conspiracy. Don't you think you should give me an explanation today?"
Liu Bei hated it secretly, if it weren't for this guy's instigation, he would not have agreed to the Ziwu Valley surprise attack so quickly.
As soon as these words came out, Sima Yi fell back tactically, and he felt that he was lying on the ground.
"Ah... this... If the plan is successful, it's a conspiracy. If the plan fails... that's bankruptcy, and there's nothing I can do about it!"
"The lord is all to blame for Wei Yan. It's all because of his ineffectiveness. It has nothing to do with me! Who told him to yell at the sky, can't he just go in and stab people in a low-key manner? He deserves to be arrested!"
Liu Bei glared angrily, if he hadn't thought about this useful counselor, he would have already started to fight.
On Cao Ying's side, when Wei Yan was escorted back, he saw Kong Ming, Chen Gong and Yan Liang.
His eyes widened suddenly, full of disbelief, and there was a hint of surprise in the depths of his eyes.
It turns out... I wasn't the only one who was arrested, so my heart is balanced.
"Fuck? You were captured too? What a coincidence!"
Zhuge Liang shook his head slightly, and said solemnly: "We surrendered, not captured, only you!"
puff...
These words pierced Wei Yan's heart like a sharp sword, causing him an inexplicable pain.
It turns out that I am still the best...
"Hehe, back then you said that I was rebellious, and that I hadn't even surrendered yet, yet you actually surrendered first?"
"I think I have to dismantle this rebellious bone and put it back on for you! You Zhuge Sixth!"
Wei Yan stared and mocked.
Zhuge Liang didn't care at all, and turned his head to look at Xia Houzhe, Cao Cao and others in shock.
"My lord! Dare I ask... how did you know that Wei Yan went to the abandoned path in Meridian Valley that no one has walked for decades?"
"When we made this plan, only a few high-level officials knew about it, so there was no leak! Liang... I can't figure it out! I implore my lord to clarify!"
Zhuge Liang was full of doubts, and saluted respectfully.
The corners of Cao Cao's lips curled up slightly, and he pointed proudly at Xia Houzhe standing beside Lu Lingqi.
"Hehe, how can the world compare with my virtuous brother? When you were in action, he calculated that you would surprise Meridian Valley just based on the news that Wei Yan led his troops to disappear!"
"So we made preparations a long time ago. We only treated it as a small sneak attack. I didn't expect you to take it as a trump card. Alas..."
Cao Cao sighed and shook his head, this is the gap...
Zhuge Liang was horrified, Xia Houzhe was so terrified?
If it's transposed, I'm afraid I can't figure it out for a while, right?
Thinking of this, Zhuge Liang quickly shook his robe, and saluted with his hands high.
"The secret is amazing!"
Xia Houzhe waved his hands forcefully: "Hey! Don't be a six-year-old man. Young people in the new era pay attention to keeping a low profile. Don't tell your neighbors about my great achievements when you go back!"
Hearing this, Zhuge Liang immediately understood, the corners of his mouth twitched and he gave this guy a disdainful look.
Cursing secretly in my heart: You are a low-key fart, you wish the whole world knew that you are awesome!
"Don't worry about the big pot, I will definitely not tell my neighbors in the village, nor will I tell my friends in Xiangyang and Jingzhou about it!"
Zhuge Liang winked and said.
Xia Houzhe nodded, very satisfied.
This little guy is nice and sensible!
Listening to the conversation between the two, the corners of everyone's eyes trembled.
This is bastard looking at mung beans, right.
"Wei Yan, I, Cao Cao, have always cherished talents. Although you are unreliable, you are brave and good at fighting. How about I give you a chance to serve me?"
"The annual salary is 300, and it is paid once a month. As for other benefits, Accountant Guo will tell you. He is now in charge of the HR department."
Cao Cao beckoned to Guo Jia, he was not afraid of Wei Yan's rebellion, as long as his virtuous brother didn't open his mouth to veto, it would be safe.
Guo Jia nodded, and immediately took out a recruitment form and handed it to Wei Yan.
When Wei Yan saw it, his eyes almost popped out.
This is not only a high annual salary, but also dividends at the end of the year, and benefits such as paid vacations.
It’s just during the holidays, and there are various delicacies and gifts to be given out!
The most important thing... less work, so you can paddle!
Si Guoyi!Is this a large state-owned enterprise group?Sure enough, it is not comparable to small businesses, Anyi...
Where can I find such a low-work and high-paying job?I have been an official for thousands of miles, isn't it just for prosperity and wealth to follow Liu Bei?
Now there is a shortcut in front of you, how can you miss it?No wonder Kong Ming and the others surrendered, so it turns out...
"Cough! Thanks to the lord for not giving up, the general is willing to do the work of a dog and a horse in the end! He will go through fire and water!"
Cao Cao patted him on the shoulder in satisfaction.
Wei Yan grinned, stepped back and stood with Chen Gong Yanliang and Zhuge Liang.
Several people looked at each other and nodded in relief.
Yan Liang and Chen Gong felt that the success rate would be higher if there were more insiders, but they didn't know...
Like Zhuge Liang, Wei Yan sincerely surrendered after seeing his salary.
After subduing Wei Yan, Cao Cao raised his head and found that Liu Bei Sima Yi was still arguing, so he couldn't help laughing.
"Get ready! Now that your hole card, Wei Yan, has been taken away by me, what else do you have to be proud of?"
"If you surrender now, I can also give you a high-ranking official. Do you think about it? Otherwise... I will attack Jiange by force. When the time comes, don't cry!"
Liu Bei turned his head suddenly, glared at Cao Cao, pointed at the two swords in his hand, and roared.
"So what? As long as I, Liu Bei, live, that's my biggest hole card!"
"And my second brother is invincible! With him guarding with me!"
"Do you think you can conquer my sword gate with your troops and horses? Looking at the world, I, Liu Bei, can assure you that no one can break through this place. This is the place where your bones were buried!"
Liu Bei is full of self-confidence, even if he loses Wei Yan's hole card, even if the five thousand white scorpion soldiers and Wudang flying army are damaged, he is still fearless!
Sitting on Jianmen Pass, even if he is an enemy of the world, he, Liu Bei, has the same attitude of contempt for everything!
The corner of Cao Cao's mouth curled up, he took out the cigar from his mouth, exhaled a puff of smoke ring and laughed playfully.
"Oh? I, Cao Cao, like to make the impossible possible all my life!"
"You say I can't break through, so I have to storm your Jianmen Pass today! I want to tell you that no one can stop my Cao Ying army!"
Hearing Cao Cao's roar, Liu Bei scoffed.
"It's a joke! I'm in danger of being able to come up with you this day. I stood on my head and had diarrhea, and then I ate it with my own mouth!"
"If you want to break through my Jianmen Gate, unless...you can fly! Otherwise, it is absolutely impossible!"
Liu Bei crossed his arms and smiled coldly.
Seeing the other party's confident look, Cao Cao patted Xia Houzhe on the shoulder, and the other party immediately came out waving his fan.
"Da Baobei, we will not let you down this time either, we... really can fly!"
"Cheng Yu! Put me in the air force and blow up his mother!"
Chapter 1011 What the hell?really fly
With an order, Cheng Yu immediately cupped his fists to accept the order, then turned his head and squeezed towards Jiameng Pass.
Since the hot air balloon takes off is cumbersome and occupies a large area, it is inconvenient to transport.
So stay in Jiameng pass!
After Cheng Yu left, Xia Houzhe threw out several sets of couches, tables, chairs and benches.
And... piles of fruits, iced drinks, thrown on this rough road.
Although the road is uneven, it does not affect the use of the sofa very much. It is more comfortable and relaxed than standing.
Cao Ying's generals were not polite, and they reached out to take their favorite food. The movements were extremely skillful, and it was by no means the first time they did this.
Zhuge Liang and Wei Yan looked at the sofa, groping it around like bumpkins, pressing it down with their hands from time to time, and watching the sofa bounce back slowly.
Feeling the softness of the sofa, Yan Liang and Wei Yan couldn't help exclaiming.
"Oh shit! Why is this thing so soft? It's so comfortable to touch!
Zhuge Liang and Chen Gong also nodded: "I have never heard of it, I have seen it!"
Listening to their conversation, Guo Jia and the others rolled their eyes wildly.
"Sit or not? Don't sit and stand up, don't block me from lying dead!"
"This... is this for sitting?" Zhuge Liang and the others tentatively sat down, and then imitated Xia Houzhe and the others and came to Ge Youlie.
Suddenly let out a comfortable and happy moan...
"Ah~ this thing, it's simply enjoyable to lie down! It's much better than Liu Bei's hard bench!"
Seeing Zhuge Liang's appearance, Pang Tong next to him laughed.
"Liangzi, Wuliu! This is just my Cao Ying's standard equipment. We usually sit on this sofa in meetings, and...everyone has ordered it at home."
"Go back to the top after work, and let the maid give you a massage. It's so satisfying! Now you are also from my Cao Ying, and you can also enjoy this kind of treatment!"
"And Cao Ying still has a lot of things to enjoy. When I get back, I'll invite you to play in the Gold Cave. I hope you like it! Hahaha!"
Hearing this, Zhuge Liang, Yan Liang and the others were shocked in their hearts.
It is said that Cao Ying is treated well, this is indeed true!Liu Bei's small company is simply incomparable!
Just from Pang Tong's words, you can tell how happy Cao Ying's generals are living.
At this moment, Yan Liang and Chen Gong actually hesitated a bit, or...the fake show really can't go back?
But... if we do this, will the dedicated Kong Ming look down on us?
Will you be disappointed again?
The two looked at each other, a little uncertain.
Zhuge Liang was curious for a while: "I've heard of the Gold Selling Cave, but I haven't been there. How interesting?"
As soon as these words came out, Pang Tong didn't know how to answer, but Chen Gong stood up full of nostalgia.
Thinking of the one-month trip to the Golden Cave back then, Chen Gong felt a little impatient.
Today, he doesn't want to go back to Xishu more and more.
"It's not only fun, it's a paradise on earth! The emperor Liu Xie often goes here with the empress to have fun!"
"And... I, Chen Gong, are also fortunate to have been served by a dragon. That feeling... tsk tsk, I will never forget it!"
When Zhuge Liang heard it, he immediately showed yearning.
You'll Also Like
-
Wanjin Lady.
Chapter 453 6 hours ago -
Golden Branch.
Chapter 442 6 hours ago -
Transmigrated into the Dark Moonlight Villain, Deeply Trapped in the Abusive Shura Field.
Chapter 258 6 hours ago -
After the favored concubine remarried, the aloof and powerful minister forcibly took her away.
Chapter 230 6 hours ago -
They've all separated, so what does it matter to me if they get poorer and poorer?
Chapter 465 6 hours ago -
The harem is too complicated; the empress, a lazy bum, wins by doing nothing.
Chapter 435 6 hours ago -
Slender willows sway in the breeze
Chapter 293 6 hours ago -
Inferior females become internet sensations across the entire galaxy
Chapter 367 6 hours ago -
The sweetest in the entertainment industry
Chapter 388 6 hours ago -
Too high to reach
Chapter 413 6 hours ago