They're just a group of passers-by who couldn't leave their names in the textbooks, nothing to look at.
Cai Yan and Wei Zhongdao looked at him in surprise, the man in front of him was so arrogant!Be proud of your talents!
"Sir, these are all outstanding men near the east of the river, don't they all catch your fancy?"
Xia Houzhe shook his head. What he learned in his previous life were all the works of great poets and great writers, how can this group of stinky fish and shrimps compare?
It happened that his words were heard by the gifted scholar who was closer, and he became angry instantly.
"I've met Young Master Wei and Mrs. Cai! May I ask who this gentleman is?"
"This one! Li Bai, the character is Taibai! He is a great talent, and he was the one who answered three questions in a row before!"
Cai Yan smiled softly and explained to the few people in front of him.
"What? It's him? Even he, he shouldn't be so arrogant, right? A literati should be open-minded and studious! How can this be so?"
"Your Excellency looks down on our masterpieces so much, I wonder if you dare to compete with us! Let us be convinced?"
A group of literati looked at him angrily.
Seeing how everyone behaved like this, Cai Yan hurriedly spoke out to stop it.
"Everyone, the poetry club is to meet friends through poetry, don't hurt your friendship!"
Hearing Cai Yan speak, this group of literati died down.
After all, the woman in front of me is a talented woman in the literary world, known to the world!
Just as they turned to leave, Dian Wei muttered something in a low voice.
"Taibai, they've already made rubbish, don't let them talk about it! It's not as good as me!"
As soon as these words came out, it was like a thunderclap resounding through the entire yard.
did not expect!It's okay for this guy to be arrogant, even the guards are extremely arrogant!
"Damn it! Have the guts to compare! Don't just insult people!"
"That's right! Arrogant! You, a guard, know nothing about poetry!"
"Hmph! There are guards who have the same kind of master! If I wasn't a scholar, I would beat you! Don't think that your handsome master can do whatever he wants!"
Xia Houzhe rolled his eyes, this Dian Weila hates so much!
This time, even Cai Yan was hard to persuade. The two people in front of them were indeed a bit crazy.
But she didn't know that Xia Houzhe and Dian Wei were just telling the truth.
"Well, let me explain, Yuhuan is not my bodyguard, he is my brother!"
Xia Houzhe patted Dianwei on the shoulder with a flat face, his eyes were extremely sincere.
Hearing this, Dian Wei smiled naively, touched his head, and was moved in his heart.
"We don't care if you are a brother or not! If you can't compose a poem that convinces us today, this matter will never end!"
A group of literati looked at Dian Wei and Xia Houzhe aggressively.
Dian Wei stroked his sleeves, his muscles brightened: "What's wrong? Are you going to fight? Come on! Don't say I'm bullying you! Come on together!"
Everyone took a few steps back and looked at him with fear: "You...you are such a gentle scum! How could people like you come to the talent conference? There is a kind of literary struggle!"
Now they are like a scholar who meets a soldier, and they don't make sense to you!
Hearing that, Wei Zhongdao's face was not very good-looking, but these two arrogant guys were the distinguished guests who came in after answering the questions correctly, so he couldn't drive them away.
And he really wanted to see Li Taibai's talent!Is it really as big as your breath!
Compared to him, Cai Yan seemed much calmer, with a faint smile on his face, watching all this calmly.
Among the crowd, the scholar who sneaked in wearing a bamboo hat also leaned over and watched their argument with great interest.
Dian Wei snorted disdainfully: "Wen Dou is Wen Dou, I'm afraid you won't succeed! You come up with questions! I, Dian... er... I, Concubine Yang, accepted it for my family, Li Taibai!"
Xia Houzhe: "Huh?"????˙??????
Chapter 147 A new generation of dancers!Dian Wei
"Okay! Have some guts! If that's the case, then please compose a poem about the bright moon!"
When those gifted scholars heard the big man's consent, they raised their spirits one after another.
"Forget it! Just make a poem! But my poem may be slightly different from yours!"
Xia Houzhe shook his feather fan, his temperament changed!
Holding a bottle of fairy wine in his hand, he raised his head and drank a few big mouthfuls, with a little bit of longing and sadness in his eyes.
The slightly magnetic voice slowly came out of his mouth, containing extreme loneliness.
"Moonlight in front of the bed!"
"It's suspected to be frost on the ground!"
"Look up at the bright moon!"
"Low your head and think about your hometown!"
Being in another world, he admits that he occasionally misses his previous life, especially the 32 g seeds, which make him very reluctant.
The loneliness in the heart is something that no one can understand!That is his secret!
As soon as the poem came out, the audience fell silent, trying to comprehend the meaning of the poem.
Cai Yan closed his eyes and thought for a few seconds, and when he opened his eyes again, there was a look of admiration in his eyes.
It is certain that I and others have never heard of this poem!And it is indeed a little different from the current poetry!
This is more about expressing feelings!
Cai Yan and Wei Zhongdao looked at each other and applauded lightly.
"Okay! Mr. Taibai, if you understand correctly, this poem should be about your nostalgia for your hometown, right? Seeing the moon and homesickness! This poem should be passed down forever!"
As soon as the words were finished, Dian Wei stood up and interrupted their applause.
"No, no! You have misunderstood this poem! My Taibai's original intention is to say that a girl named Mingyue strips naked in front of the bed, her skin is as white as frost, he... woo woo..."
Before Dian Wei finished speaking, Xia Houzhe covered his mouth.
"Ugh! Don't listen to his nonsense! He's joking!"
Xia Houzhe smiled mischievously, the atmosphere that was originally created was completely destroyed by Dian Wei's words.
These words were still used to tease the other party when Lu Lingqi asked him what he meant.
In the end, Dian Wei remembered it, so that's it!Even jumping into the Yellow River can't wash it off!
When Cai Yan and the others heard the words, their expressions changed, and they became a little unnatural.
So... you mean that?What an apprentice!
Originally a poem with a good artistic conception, but now I can't look directly at it!
The other talented scholars even grasped the handle immediately.
"It's an insult to the gentleman! It's really an insult to the gentleman! Poetry is good poetry, but people are not serious people!"
"Hmph! Destroying the style of writing! Although you have some skills, we don't believe that you wrote it! I think... it may be the poem of some high-ranking person who whores!"
"That's right! This poem clearly expresses the feelings of homesickness, and I don't believe you wrote it! How dare you write another one? Just use... mountain scenery as the title!"
Hearing that Xia Houzhe was stunned, are you provoking me?
How can I, Xiahou bastard, be called a time traveler?If I lose, how can I face other traversers when I fly up in the future?
Thinking about it this way, he quickly recalled it in his mind and found similar poems.
Although I can't remember clearly, but with my own talent, I will definitely be able to make it back.
Xia Houzhe took a deep breath, took another sip of wine, and spoke slowly with a wicked smile on the corner of his mouth.
"Far away, the stone path on the cold mountain is slanted, and someone is pressing down in the depths of the white clouds!"
"Stop the car and have sex with Feng Linwan, where can the beauty teach me how to play the flute!"
After hearing this poem, Cai Yan and the others didn't dare to comment. What if they misunderstood the meaning again?
And they couldn't hear the second sentence very clearly. They didn't know whether it was home or pressure...
But it is undeniable that this poem still sounds quite artistic!
There are deep mountains, white clouds, maple leaves, and beautiful people!good poem!
And it's seven words!It's not easy!
"Sir, you are so talented! These two poems are both good poems! It's just... relying on these two poems, I'm afraid they won't be enough to convince the public!"
Cai Yan smiled and looked at Xia Houzhe. The other party curled his lips and muttered to himself, it seems that heavy medicine must be taken!
"In this case, let me come up with another poem! This poem is called "Moonlight Night on the Spring River""
"The tide of the spring river connects with the sea level, and the bright moon on the sea rises together with the tide..."
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"Swan geese fly so brightly, fish and dragons dive into water to write!"
As soon as this poem came out, the audience fell silent, and everyone was shocked in place, unable to refute it!
It's not that I don't want to, but I can't find any defects!
Seeing this, Xia Houzhe looked calm and did not speak, quietly watching them explode on the spot.
This poem is known as a single poem covering the whole Tang Dynasty!
Regardless of the artistic conception or the words, they are all top-notch!
Zhang Ruoxu has only played this song in his life, but now he is prostituted by Xia Houzhe, and he doesn't know if he will be pissed to death in future generations!
A few minutes later, the audience burst into strong applause.
Even Cai Yan patted his hand lightly, his eyes full of admiration and shock!
No wonder!No wonder he dared to say that this group of talents did all shit!He...does have such crazy capital!
It is a heavenly man!I have never met such talented people!
All of them are poems that we have never heard before!If it spreads out, it will surely shock the world!
Cai Yan's heart vibrated violently, maybe his father is not up to this standard, right?
"Sir... Zhao Ji admires it! I think you should no longer doubt Mr. Taibai's talent?"
Hearing this, a group of people dispersed in dismay.
"Cough...cough...sir, since you have such a talent, don't you know the rhythm?"
Wei Zhongdao looked at Xia Houzhe desperately, it was rare to meet a truly talented person, and if he didn't listen to him, he might die of regret.
It was a great blessing to meet such a talented person before he died!
As for the other talents, he didn't pay attention to them!In the area of Hedong, Wei Zhongdao ranks first in terms of talent!
Xia Houzhe glanced at him and couldn't help muttering in his heart.
I'm afraid this sick man won't survive these two days!Hiccups are possible at any time!It's a pity... a good girl was ruined!
Forget it, die early and reincarnate early!See if you give me 50 taels of gold.
Your wife and I support it!
"I understand this! I understand! Not only do I understand some music, but I can also dance!"
Seeing Xia Houzhe showing off so much, Dian Wei also felt itchy, so he hurriedly answered.
If I can show my talents at this talent conference, then I will go back to Cao Ying in the future. Who else would dare to say that I am a reckless man?
Have you never eaten pork, haven't you seen a pig run?
At home, those two girls often dance square dances, and he has already learned those songs and dances!From time to time, I will also dance along!
"Oh? Your... Mr. Concubine, do you also know rhythm and dance?"
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