Weird recovery: Do you call this serious science?

"Master Zhang, you...you took the bait to avoid embarrassing me..."

"My bait is so clumsy... What's wrong with you old crew..."

Lin Muge and Master Zhang stared wide-eyed, and they didn't know what to say for a while.

"Ouch, I..."

Director Tibetan Fox beside him let out a long sigh.

It's so embarrassing.

He can feel embarrassed for Master Zhang, so embarrassed that he can't wait to swing the nunchuck for 2 minutes.

"Master Zhang: It's okay, I'll take a stroll."

"Hahahahaha this program is invincible!"

"So...Lin Muge caught a person abruptly??"

"How can a person weigh more than 100 catties?"

"Gege old fan said, it's just a routine operation"

"Some people are alive, but he is dead【狗头】"

"Ha, no, I'm just a normal person, I don't have much strength, but the mermaid has no resistance in the water because of the scales, and it's like being in lubricating oil in the sea, so I can barely pull Master Zhang. Come up."

Lin Muge glanced at the barrage and explained while holding up the camera.

"Master Zhang, I'm sorry, I only let Brother Octopus come out for science popularization, and I didn't consider your feelings."

He looked at Master Zhang, who was holding the fish in fear, at a loss, and suffocated in embarrassment, and said apologetically.

"Normal People"

"Why didn't human evolution take me?"

""Barely Pulled Up""

"Wait... is this Master Zhang??"

"Master Zhang???"

"Fuck...it's kind of scary..."

With the moonlight that finally came late tonight, everyone saw that Master Zhang's face...was much younger.

Although there was not much change, the face that had been exposed to the wind and sun now showed a pale white color as if it had been dead for several years.

On the neck, there are various aquatic plants growing on the hair, and there are even small crabs crawling out.

The body has cyan scales that are not evenly distributed, and the limbs are not webbed like Xiao Shiyi's hands and feet, just like humans, nothing more and nothing less.

Just from the appearance, even as Lin Muge said, the mermaid is just... "a person who can swim".

The whole painting style gives people a particularly contradictory feeling.

"It's said that acquaintances are good at popular science. Since Master Zhang is not afraid of embarrassment and took the initiative to come up, then I am too kind, and I will give you a brief science on a strange creature that is not too common, such as a mermaid."

Lin Muge pointed the camera at Master Zhang.

"First of all, let me tell you quietly that some parts of mermaids are edible."

"??!!"

Originally, Master Zhang wanted to stand up and jump into the sea while Lin Muge was not paying attention, and escape from this embarrassing boat.

But when he heard Lin Muge's words, he noticed that he was swallowing saliva, Master Zhang's legs softened, and his pupils trembled.

""Acquaintances are good science""

""Tell Everyone Quietly""

"Master Zhang: It's over"

"Did Gege swallow her saliva just now?"

"Tibetan fox: Can Tibetan foxes not be eaten?"

Lin Muge put the camera aside, as if interviewing one-on-one.

"Aah~"

But before he could speak, a very clear ethereal sound suddenly came from the sea.

"Oh, master Zhang, you are too polite, why are you still dragging your family?"

Lin Muge scratched his head in embarrassment.

Under the surface of the sea, more than a dozen mermaids can be vaguely seen swimming continuously.

They were the same as Master Zhang from top to bottom, showing that kind of pale white, like ghosts under the sea in the moonlight.

Singing at such a close distance, Director Tibetan Fox didn't have any time to react, and his body stood up uncontrollably again.

"Can you hear it, it's clearer this time."

"Master Zhang is too polite. He took the initiative to send us by boat and even sang for us."

"It's the first time I've seen the ingredients and sang to the guests in so many years."

"By the way, everyone saw that Master Zhang didn't move his mouth, but he was actually singing, but the mermaid didn't sing with his mouth."

Lin Muge grabbed Director Tibetan Fox and gave Master Zhang a thumbs up.

"There is a group of Smurfs on the other side of the mountain and the other side of the sea. They..."

Just when the mermaid's singing was about to reach its climax, Lin Muge sang loudly, running away slightly.

When he sang, the coherent singing was interrupted in an instant.

"Look, mermaids will also be taken away, and their singing needs to be brewed, and it will not work if they are interrupted."

Lin Muge held up the camera and said.

"It's okay, Master Zhang, you can continue."

"Ah~"

"I dried up the silence, regretting very much..."

"...ah~"

"Play Chopin's Nocturne for you, in memory of me..."

"...Ahhh~"

"The boundless sky is my love, at the foot of the rolling green hills..."

Whenever the mermaid below wants to enter the state, Lin Muge can always interrupt him abruptly with some familiar songs.

"Brothers, if you encounter mermaids singing in front of you when you go out to catch the sea in the future, just enjoy it for a while, and don't forget to interrupt them, or you will be hypnotized."

Lin Muge looked at Master Zhang who closed his eyes and shook his head, wishing to pinch his own people, and said.

"Mermaid: This man really disgusts me"

"Mermaid: I'm throwing up"

"Weird creatures are simply... helpless in front of Gege..."

"This trick is too cruel..."

"Director Tibetan Fox is numb."

"I already feel sorry for Master Zhang."

Although it was already one o'clock in the morning, there were still more than 150 million people in the live broadcast room.

Whether it is a new fan of Lin Muge or an old fan, the three views are being ruthlessly crushed and refreshed...

"Okay, Master Zhang, although you don't sing with your voice, do you want to have a sip?"

Lin Muge took out a bottle of blood from her schoolbag.

"Whether it's Haiqiu or Brother Squidward, including murlocs and mermaids, they are all attracted by this smell."

He poured a cup for Master Zhang.

Despite the embarrassment, Master Zhang drank it all in one gulp.

No eerie creature could resist the temptation.

"Okay, let's have a serious science popularization, Master Zhang."

The mermaids below also realized that they were no match for Lin Shepherd Pigeon, so they stopped singing and floated to the surface of the sea.

There are some seabed plants such as corals attached to their bodies.

At first glance, it was extremely terrifying, like heads floating on the sea.

"What's inside, you can make a soundtrack, I quite like music science."

"How about I order a song?"

"There are so many of you, how about singing Katyusha, louder and more powerful."

Lin Muge clapped his hands to encourage.

"...Farewell, let them rest for a while..."

Director Tibetan Fox sighed.

torment...

Lin Muge is torturing the mermaid...

Master Zhang on the side was already numb.

"It's okay, everyone can see that some marine life will emerge from Master Zhang's hair from time to time."

"That's because these marine creatures regard Master Zhang's hair as their home, and they also grow some small seafood on their bodies."

"Everyone can understand it as a kind of food blind box, because a mermaid may not necessarily have any marine life attached to it, which is very interesting."

Lin Muge casually grabbed a sea ball and squeezed a drink.

"By the way, Master Zhang, are you hypnotizing Brother Liang and me to take me to your mermaid's lair?"

"How about...you sing us another song? I will never interrupt this time, and then you take me to see your lair, I haven't been there yet."

He swallowed his saliva and said sincerely.

Chapter 76 But we haven't had enough

"Old Lin, Lao Lin, forget it, don't go, let Master Zhang go..."

Director Tibetan Fox at the side couldn't stand it anymore.

"Did Gege swallow her saliva just now seriously..."

"So he really wants to eat Master Zhang..."

"I can't accept the weirdness of eating a merman..."

"Diary of a Madman?"

"Ge Ge is going to raid the house..."

Rows of bullet screens rolled over.

Although everyone knows that Master Zhang is weird, but they really can't accept the fact that Master Zhang is edible...

"No, some parts of the mermaid can be eaten, which refers to the scales of the mermaid."

"The scales of the mermaid are the same as the scales of the little mermaid. They are first boiled and then fried. They are very crispy like potato chips."

Lin Muge pointed to the cyan scales on Master Zhang's body that were about the size of a fingernail.

"And this kind of scales can only be eaten by mermaids or sharks that fall off naturally, and those that fall off unnaturally are as hard as stones."

"So Master Zhang, do you want to make a deal?"

"How about this murloc in exchange for the scales that you and your family shed naturally?"

He directly stuffed a whole dead murloc into Master Zhang's arms.