Weird recovery: Do you call this serious science?

"Gege face is really big"

"King of Weird"

"Hey guys, Squidward already exists among the Big Three in Bikini Beach, what about SpongeBob SquarePants and Patrick?"

"It turns out that Boss Crab's daughter is Zhenzhen..."

""My Naming Is Always Logical""

"I also want to go to the mouth of the whale..."

"Is Zhenzhen a sperm whale or a blue whale?"

While everyone was envious, Lin Muge slowly landed on Zhenzhen's tongue.

"Although Zhenzhen is dead, it will be very tiring to keep her mouth open all the time, so I use a swordfish to support her."

"Swordfish has many uses, and everyone knows it well. The most common use is to use it for fencing, or as a toothpick for picking teeth."

"But the swordfish is actually a very rare instrument."

Lin Muge kicked Jianyu's ass.

"ah!"

Jianyu immediately made a loud and clear sound like a suona.

He fiddled with the swordfish's sword-like mouth again, making a sound similar to playing a guitar.

"There are exactly six swordfish here, which correspond perfectly to the six strings of the guitar."

"Just press and hold the different gills of the swordfish and fiddle with its mouth, and you can make it make different tonal sounds, which are generally similar to guitars."

"Although I can't play the guitar, I still know a little bit about playing swordfish."

Valley

Lin Muge put the camera in the big mouth of the lantern fish.

"Brothers, look at this vast ocean, which is full of water. In this situation, let me play a classic song "Sailor" for you."

"Everyone can sing along. Can a mermaid be called a mermaid without singing? Don't be shy."

He first swept the wave string with a swish.

The mermaids who set up the stall also focused their eyes on him.

"Mr. Lin, there is an express regulation in our Mermaid Wharf that mermaids are not allowed to sing."

"You know the specific reason. The singing of our mermaid will make the weirdness here fall into illusion. If the singing is too loud, it will also affect the surrounding fishing villages."

"If it could be sung, we would have sung it."

A mermaid hanging freshwater crabs and selling deep-sea lobsters on the side scratched the coral on his face and said helplessly.

"hiss……"

Lin Muge was stunned for a moment, and after confirming that the mermaid was not joking, he took a breath of air.

"Singing like a human with your normal mouth is not going to get creepy or human into the environment."

"I don't know if you still remember, but when we first came here, the singing that made Director Tibetan Fox fall into hallucinations repeatedly did not come from the mermaid's mouth, but from their brains."

"So as long as you don't use your brains to sing, and open your mouth to sing with your mouth, it won't cause hallucinations."

He pointed to his mouth and said.

"What? Can you still use your mouth to sing?"

"Really! I can sing with my mouth!"

"My God, I forgot how I sang while I was alive!"

"I have long wanted to sing!"

"Yeah, it's so boring to keep setting up stalls!"

After Lin Muge's reminder and science popularization, the mermaids who set up stalls around reacted one after another, and Lin Muge was stunned for a moment with a feeling of sudden enlightenment.

Everyone in the live broadcast room didn't know how to complain...

"Then let's start."

Lin Muge rolled up his sleeves and rubbed his hands.

Those six swordfish stared at him firmly, dare not speak out in anger.

"Thump, thump, thump!"

Lin Muge floated up slowly, and plucked the string vigorously with both hands. The sound made everyone in the live broadcast room secretly yelled that it was not good.

This is yin music.

Not music.

"Come on, everyone sing along to my rhythm!"

He stroked the swordfish first, tuned the tone, and then said excitedly.

"Brothers run!!!"

"Clog your ears!"

"It's too late to quit now!"

"A warm reminder for old fans: don't be curious about how the pigeon will play!"

"The Pigeon Bounced"

"It's over, I can't go away"

“Today is really suitable for a funeral”

With Lin Muge's prelude, the number of people in the live broadcast room plummeted.

That guitar sound from plucking Swordfish's mouth just now seems to have been an accident...

Playing the sound a swordfish really makes is like fiddling with a steel ruler, humming then kicking...

Let alone humans, even the singing and dancing mermaids around trembled.

Where is this musical instrument...

This is clearly a killer...

But when they thought of Lin Shepherd's identity, they still bite the bullet and sang.

"Very good! Everyone is very compatible!"

The song is about to reach its climax, and the sailor is about to start talking.

Hearing the voices of the mermaids around him getting louder, as if he couldn't wait to change his playing, Lin Muge also directly picked up a hapless swordfish and started strumming.

In the process of strumming, he even took out his hand and patted Jianyu's butt to make it make a suona sound.

All kinds of half-dead seafood in the stalls of the Mermaid Wharf sat up in shock and struggled frantically under the exciting performance of Lin Shepherd Pigeon.

Even Zhenzhen kept spraying water, trying to cover up the sound of Lin Muge's playing with the sound of spraying water.

"This song should exist in heaven"

"Is this something a mortal like me can hear?"

"According to reliable sources, it is the sound of pigeons playing swordfish that echoed in Sun Wukong's mind when Tang Seng recited the magic spell."

"It is said that all the people imprisoned in the [-]th floor of hell are peerless villains. The way to punish them is the sinister music of the single loop pigeon"

"I don't ever want to hear Sailor's song in my life"

"Sailor: What does he mean by a little pain in the wind and rain?"

"I've loved listening to pigeons and swordfish as long as I've lived"

As the Yin music slowly ended, Lin Muge, who was sweating profusely, also put down Jianyu, who was foaming at the mouth.

This swordfish would never have imagined that, as an ordinary fish, he would unleash a power that could be called a nuclear weapon.

"Everyone sang so well."

"Zhenzhen's idea of ​​spraying water as accompaniment is also very avant-garde, which caught my eye."

"Under everyone's singing and playing, even the seafood on the booth couldn't help but dance. It's really moving."

Lin Muge took a deep breath and concluded.

I don't know who will take the lead, and the applause around has changed from pattering to thundering.

"thanks, thanks."

"It's been a long time since I played Swordfish, and there are inevitably some small flaws and mistakes in playing, and everyone will forgive me."

Amidst the applause, Lin Muge also blushed, scratching her head and said embarrassingly.

"Naiba, pack back the seafood that I had the most fun dancing just now."

"I played so passionately just now, the seafood without dancing should really die, let it go."

He said after a while.

The seafood stalls who had been struggling just now were all fuming with anger.

Turns out playing swordfish turned out to be a damn trap!

"Hey! Isn't this Master Zhang?"

In the back of the middle of the mermaid market, Lin Muge saw a familiar face.

"Brothers, Master Zhang hasn't changed at all!"

"Do you still remember Master Zhang? It was the first time Brother Liang and I went to sea, and Master Zhang drove us a boat."

"It was windy and windy that day, and there were murloc octopus and others around, so Master Zhang went home first."

"Then I caught it with murloc meat."

Lin Muge briefly introduced Master Zhang.

"I won't sell it now, I'll go first."

Master Zhang behind him was also full of pain.

Every time he thinks about the embarrassing dark history of being caught by Lin Muge like fishing, he will use his toes to pull out a dragon palace...

"Hey, don't go, Master Zhang!"

"Let's go back together, I also decided to visit your mermaid lair today."

He looked at the splash of Master Zhang jumping into the sea and shouted.

"Oh, Master Zhang is still so introverted."

"It's probably because I knew I was going down tonight, so I went home and prepared some fruit or something. It's embarrassing."

Chapter 264 There is actually everything in the sea

"Hey, this little thing is nice."

At Master Zhang's booth, Lin Muge picked up a colorful conch.

"The scientific name of this conch is colorful conch, because it is colorful, and it is a typical name named after its appearance."

"But I would like to call it the magic conch. You think of a question in your mind, and then put the magic conch on your ear, and you can hear the answer from the magic conch."

"For example, I'm thinking about a question right now, wondering...does the sailor I played just now sound good?"

After Lin Muge finished speaking, she stuck the magic conch to her ear.

"The magic conch said...uh...it said it was ugly."

A few seconds later, Lin Muge said with a complicated expression.

"The answer of this magical conch is full of its subjective thoughts. It can only be said that it doesn't know how to appreciate it."

Lin Muge hung the magic conch on his waist.