Weird recovery: Do you call this serious science?

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"You never know what series your teammates are"

"If you don't show your face, Baixue's voice is really hard to believe in its species..."

"Play with the Gold Medal"

"Now even dogs can make money, even more than me..."

"Brothers, I figured it out. I used to only want to be close to rich women, but now that I think about it, I can't accept dogs."

Rows of bullet screens flashed by, and everyone gradually recovered from the surprise of Bai Xue's appearance just now.

After knowing that Baixue is an accompanying player, they all strongly suggested that Baixue not turn off the camera.

"Bai Xue, everyone wants to see how you work. You can keep the camera on to promote yourself."

Lin Muge glanced at the barrage and said.

"Ah? Is it really possible? But now there are 500 million people watching the pigeons in the live broadcast room. Is it not good for me to do my own work with the camera on..."

"It's okay, I think you have perfectly integrated into human society as Weird, and letting everyone see how Weird works is also very in line with the style of my live broadcast room."

Lin Muge pursed her lips slightly.

To be honest, he was also quite curious about how Bai Xue worked...

"Okay, I'll just turn on the camera and work normally."

Bai Xue cleared her throat and stroked her soft white hair.

"Master, good evening, I just added a master to the game."

It first sent a wave voice to the customer.

"I saw it, I saw it."

The voice of the customer sounds young in his 20s.

"Hey, can you hear me?"

"Yes master."

After entering the game and opening the mic, Bai Xue's work has officially begun.

"Master, what kind of voice do you like? I can speak royal sister's voice, loli's voice, and girly voice. I don't have a problem with whatever the master wants to hear."

Bai Xue stuck out her tongue and said.

This is indeed the habitual action of the race of intelligent dogs when they speak human language.

"Let's be cute, haha, I prefer cute ones."

"Ahem, good master~"

Bai Xue covered her mouth and cleared her throat, and her voice instantly changed to that cute feeling of a teenager with a big tongue.

Seeing Lin Muge gasped, she gave a thumbs up silently.

It's still technical.

"Master, his hand speed is very slow, his consciousness is not good, and he is very good at playing games. You won't be angry if you die many times?"

"It's okay, I'll take you to fly."

When choosing a character in the game, Bai Xue directly chose a hand that didn't need much operation assistance.

"Little sister, I see that the profile picture of your companion is a white dog, does that belong to your family?"

"Yes, master, my avatar is myself~"

Bai Xue replied truthfully.

"Isn't your avatar a dog? You're a dog? But that dog is quite cute. It's the first time I've seen a dog smile like a human."

"Thank you, master, for the compliment ~ woof woof!"

"Hahaha why are you still screaming?"

"Because I'm just a little bitch."

Bai Xue spoke truthfully again.

It doesn't hide its identity at all.

"Are you a little bitch?"

"Hmm, that's me."

"666, so I'm playing games with dogs now?"

"Hmm~"

"Hahaha, you are so humorous, you deserve to be the one with the most favorable comments on your app"

The customer said with a smile.

"You Are So Funny"

""I am""

"Bai Xue is too honest"

"Customers would never think that what Paiwan said is true"

"I was wondering, is there a cat to play with?"

"Holy shit, talking cat, so astringent"

"You are a sexy and cute kitty [dog head]"

"This is not much more interesting than Gege's live broadcast【狗头】"

Lin Muge in front of the screen has always had a complicated expression.

The existence of weird creatures like smart dogs and smart cats is a sign that weird recovery has entered the intermediate stage.

In other words, humans and weirdness can already live in harmony.

But at present, he feels... Although the strange recovery has entered the intermediate stage, everyone's thinking seems to be still at the primary stage...

The most obvious manifestation is that Baixue's customers don't believe in Baixue at all...it is a dog...

"Oh, master, I'm sorry, I'm dead again, and my puppy paw doesn't listen at all."

"It's okay, it's okay, it's been a wave, can you add a wechat, little sister?"

"Okay, master, the circle of friends on WeChat is full of cute photos and private photos of others."

Bai Xue still doesn't see her anywhere, so she opened WeChat Moments to show everyone the photo albums in it.

It is indeed full of private photos of it without clothes, which are posted almost every day.

The comments below are all "the dog is so cute, the owner must be cuter"...

"That's pretty much what I do every day."

After bidding farewell to the customer, Bai Xue took off her reading glasses and said.

"A game usually takes half an hour. I receive several masters every day, but today there are none."

Bai Xue took off her glasses and took a sip of water.

"So Pigeon, should I call my original owner?"

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"She asked me to sit there at the station. I waited for her for two years, and then died for some reason, and came back to life after dying."

It sighed, obviously the girl's position in its heart is irreplaceable.

"Let me give you a brief analysis of this from the perspective of ghost psychology and weird development theory."

"Before the analysis, everyone can assume that if one day your former pet suddenly called you, what would be your reaction at this time."

"Xinglan, come over and listen to it. Although the theory of weird development is a new theory, it is something you must master."

Lin Muge took a deep breath and said.

Bai Xue in front of the screen also put on her glasses again and picked up a pen, ready to take notes at any time.

"First of all, from the perspective of spiritual psychology, analyze why Bai Xue wants to call her former master so much."

"It's still essentially an emotional sunk cost, because at the time you're a...uh...a dog that puts so much emotion into its owner that it's not being reciprocated in equal measure, so You look forward to the return very much."

"The more you expect, the more you dedicate, and the more you dedicate, the more you expect rewards. This is from the dog's point of view."

"But from a human point of view, Bai Xue, the more you do for your master, the more guilty your master will be. The more guilty she is, the less she wants to see you, because when she sees you, she feels guilty and suffers, understand?"

"So I suggest you stop calling."

While Lin Muge was analyzing, Bai Xue nodded frequently to express her understanding.

At the same time, there were tears in his eyes.

"Then from the perspective of the weird development theory, the deeper a weird's obsession, the more sustenance it has, the longer it will survive."

"If you really make this call, then your obsession will be broken, and your life will be shortened."

"So no matter from any angle, I don't recommend you make this call."

"Of course, this is just my personal suggestion."

he added.

How to choose in the end depends on Bai Xue herself.

"Understood, thank you Pigeon."

Bai Xue wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes.

"By the way, are there any strange creatures with intelligence like you in your circle of friends?"

"Yes, my former co-rental roommate was a black cat who worked part-time in a cat cafe and pretended to be an ordinary cat every day to be touched by people. Now it has been working as a public account, recommending cat food for humans, analyzing Sensitive parts of the cat, and some sexy private photos."

"Hiss...understood..."

Lin Muge took a deep breath and nodded.

Bai Xue also turned off her voice and camera.

"So brothers, intelligent and weird creatures have actually integrated with humans very well now."

"Maybe everyone's online dating partner is a delicate pig girl."

He said with a smile.

"True Pig Girl"

"Damn it, I don't dare to date online anymore"

"Can Baixue push me the WeChat account of that black cat? It's nothing else, I just want to watch cat movies."

"I think I've seen a talking mouse get into my sewer..."

"Are there still four turtles in the sewer? [Dog head]"

"So can cat and mouse be filmed with a real cat and mouse version?"