"Because Lin Shepherd asked me to supervise Liming not to eat sugar before he left..."
Brother Xi Zi held the goat's hoof and looked at Ning Ning and said.
"Ningling, I trust you so much, why...you hurt me like this..."
"Oh, Miss Can, you are the best for me~"
Ning Ning hugged the Pleasant Goat doll and rubbed against her little face coquettishly.
"If you don't say anything... how can you make Gege come back quickly? There is nothing at home that attracts him."
Ji Fanbu spread his hands and said.
Ye Xinglan also nodded.
"Do not have!"
After a few seconds of silence, Ning Ning looked at Xiao Shiyi who was playing happily with Heihua Qianshou.
Her face was so swollen that it was bigger than Xiao Shiyi's eyes.
"Ow?"
Sensing Ningning's scorching gaze, Xiao Shiyi also shook his head innocently.
"Yes! Pick one! Lin Muge likes her the most!"
Brother Xizi's eyes also brightened.
"Quick, just say that Xiao Shiyi has a cold, and let Lin Muge come back quickly!"
"Uh-huh!"
Ning Ling picked up her phone and launched a barrage.
"Senior, you should come back quickly, Shi Yi is sick (ˉ﹃ˉ)"
"What?"
Lin Muge, who was about to roast the venison leg, froze for a moment when he saw the barrage.
"Shi Yi is sick? What kind of disease?"
"Generally speaking... mermaids and zombies... can live without diseases..."
"Corpse poison is the most terrifying existence among all viruses. It is impossible for viruses to invade or something, let alone bacteria."
Lin Muge thought for a while and frowned.
"Xiao Shiyi has a fever and a cold!"
"Huh? Fever?"
"Yes! She is very hot right now! I miss you so much! So come back soon, senior!"
Ning Ning and Brother Xi Zi posted barrage together.
Each of these few sentences uses exclamation marks to highlight the urgency of the incident.
"Have a fever?"
Lin Muge retreated tactically.
"To tell you the truth, it's the first time I've heard of weirdness and have a fever after living for so long."
"Ningling, did you eat candy again, and then your face became swollen and you just wanted me to go back quickly?"
After a few seconds of silence, he put away the deer leg and looked at the camera and asked.
"Oh! Oops! We've been discovered!"
Lemon at home blushed.
"Damn it, as expected of Lin Muge, he easily saw through our lies."
Brother Xi Zi also hammered his thigh with the goat's hoof.
"Ningling, what you said directly will definitely make me go back faster than picking up one."
"I hurry up, you are good."
Seeing that Ningning didn't answer on the barrage, Lin Muge also knew that she had guessed right.
"Can't you two call and say..."
"Gege doesn't know that there are more than 300 million people in the live broadcast room now!!"
"These more than 300 million are now dogs"
""Barrage Talk""
"As expected of Lemon, you still eat sugar"
"If the pigeons play in the green grassland for a while, Ning Ning's mind will be occupied by tooth slaves."
"Xiao Shiyi has a cold... I can tell it's fake..."
When Ning Ning posted the barrage just now, everyone in the live broadcast room had a tacit understanding and didn't post much barrage.
Now that Ning Ning stopped talking, the barrage instantly increased.
"Brothers, since Ning Ning is already terminally ill, I won't climb the mountain slowly."
Lin Muge slowly floated up while talking.
Under the moonlight, he flew towards the top of the mountain under the countless strange gazes in the jungle.
"Give an aerial photo of the Qinling Mountains."
Now that she was already flying, Lin Muge stopped pretending and made no secret of her superb flying skills, so she casually circled the Qinling Mountains.
The mountains and forests in the night revealed a strange tranquility.
Especially the shady slope where Lin Shepherd Pigeon climbed all the way.
The blue will-o'-the-wisps shone like fireflies.
The family of swallowing frogs living in the upper reaches of the creek croaked and croaked, making Zhiyang in the cliff below only wear earplugs to read.
The large-scale swamp below is calm on the surface, but a scene of warmth and tears is being staged on the green grassland inside.
"The temperature is a little low, but it's okay."
The forest pigeon slowly landed in a coniferous forest.
"This weird creature lives in the coniferous forest at an altitude of about 1000 meters."
"Let's catch a few strong ones, or they will be strong enough to beat the tooth slaves in Liming's mouth. The food for those tooth slaves is really too good."
He took a deep breath and said.
Although the temperature at this altitude is low, it is only a few degrees higher than his home.
"There are still a lot of weird creatures in the pine forest. I saw several at a glance just now."
Lin Muge squatted down and picked up a pine cone.
"Look, this little guy looks like an ordinary pine cone, but he can actually dance."
"Come on, talent show, don't be shy."
He turned on the small flashlight and put the pine cone on the ground.
"Look, it looks like a normal pine cone. It's motionless."
"Don't be shy, little guy."
"Let's have a hip-hop show."
Lin Muge flicked the buttocks of this pine cone and bounced it somersaults.
Then, under everyone's expectant eyes, this pine cone...
The one next to him stood up slowly.
"you……"
"Yo?"
"what?"
"hiss……"
Lin Muge's breath was suffocated.
"Sorry guys, I found the wrong person."
He pointed the flashlight at the moving pine cone, and silently flicked the immobile one away.
"So the pigeon said so much to an ordinary pine cone just now?"
""got the wrong person""
"Hahaha, pigeons also have such a day."
"Waterloo"
""Yo?""
"Pigeon is blushing!"
"Gege can turn over!"
Everyone in the live broadcast room realized that Lin Shepherd had just regarded ordinary pine cones as strange creatures.
"Ahem, brothers, the scientific name of this weird creature is Songjiazi, because when they dance, their joints will make that kind of armor sound. This sound has no onomatopoeia, so it is a bit indescribable."
"And I didn't admit my mistake just now."
"Songjiazi is a weird creature, its... self-esteem is very strong, I just recognized it as an ordinary pine cone on purpose, just to stimulate its desire to express itself."
"Psychology."
Lin Muge cleared his throat and said solemnly, frowning.
However, the bullet screens full of screens are all "ah yes yes yes".
"In short, on this beautiful night, please enjoy a wave of Matsukoko's street dance!"
Matsukako who stood up in front of him moved slowly under the light of the flashlight.
The movements at the beginning were a little slow, but after a few movements, there was a sudden twitch, and the energy of the whole person changed instantly.
"That's the voice."
"Oh, let me go, these are all difficult moves!"
The pieces of things on Song Jiazi's body collided together and made a crisp and dull sound.
On the pine needles everywhere, it keeps rolling, like... a fish just landed...
Not only does it make people unable to feel the joy of dancing, but it conveys bursts of pain.
"No skill, all emotion"
""This Is Street Dance""
"Gege redefines what hip-hop is"
"...I actually thought it could dance..."
""Difficult Action""
"The last time I saw this kind of dance was Zhao Si in Country Love"
""Dancing Universe""
"The strongest yin musician teamed up with the top soul dancer"
This so-called dance easily refreshed the lower limit of everyone in the live broadcast room.
"Isn't he handsome? It's pretty good at a few points, and the overall grasp of the movements is also in place."
"If you look carefully, you can find that this dance expresses praise for life and dissatisfaction with fate."
"It doesn't dance, it uses dance to tell a story, telling how a Matsukako who was strangled by fate resisted tenaciously, which is really touching."
Lin Muge strangled Songjiazi's throat while explaining.
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