Weird recovery: Do you call this serious science?

A colorful Siberian tiger with wings accurately caught the camera with its claws and aimed at the forest pigeon on the pterosaur.

He held a machine gun in one hand, and compared scissors with the other, and the same paintball marks were left on his face.

The little panda pillow on the head has long been immersed in a pool of paint, turning into a colorful little panda.

All kinds of colorful creatures behind him, no matter how big or small, all looked at the camera.

The sand grains on the planet in the sky changed, forming a big smiling face.

The sand grains on another planet next door also changed, forming four colorful Chinese characters and a picture of a tiger roaring in a forest.

"Happy New Year!"

ps: Happy Year of the Tiger!

Chapter 2: "I've Always Known Myself"

"really not bad."

Lin Muge took a rest and walked into the building complex made of sand in front. . .

After he played and dyed for half an hour just now, the whole building has become colorful, quite like a fairy tale kingdom.

"It's not a mirage"

“felt unreal”

"Why does sand form such buildings..."

“This is literally my dream neighborhood”

"Even if it's a game, it can't do this level..."

"Why do pigeons add Wilderness Survival [狗头] to the live broadcast tag?"

After ten o'clock in the morning, the number of people in the live broadcast room gradually increased.

Some lucky viewers who missed Lin Muge's performance of "Childhood" even felt that such a beautiful scene was a mirage.

"A mirage ahead."

Lin Muge raised the camera.

In the distant sky, under the refraction of the sun, everyone seems to be able to vaguely see a city.

"And then something weird turns the sand into a house..."

Seeing so many people asking questions on the barrage, Lin Muge also stopped in front of a two-storey building.

"Generally speaking, the weirdness in the desert is nothing more than the death of plants, animals, and humans."

"Most of the animals you see are made of sand from the dead souls of animals. The houses are made of human beings after death. People live in them, and we must be very welcome."

He knocked on the door of the two-storey building in front of him.

Before he could knock a second time, the door opened.

"Look! The door is open! It's so hospitable, and my ghost relationship is also very good."

Lin Muge blushed, but the door didn't seem to let him in.

The next second it was closed again, and there was even a sound of locking.

"Uh... I haven't gone in yet, it seems that the cutie inside is still a little confused."

"It closed the door when the guest didn't go in, but it's okay, and I don't believe it did it on purpose."

"Let's..."

"Shh!"

Before Lin Muge could finish his sentence, a "No Human Entry" sign was suddenly formed with sand on the door.

Seeing that Lin Muge was stunned for two seconds.

"...This sign seems to mean...human beings are forbidden to enter..."

He tactically opened his mouth and took a sip of water.

A simple stick figure was drawn on the sign at the door, with an X added.

The meaning is very obvious.

"Hey, brothers, the little cutie here is so confused. He probably wanted to make a sign that welcomes humans, but he accidentally changed the check sign into a wrong sign."

"It's okay, we forgive it, what can happen to it, it's not a big deal."

"Everyone has watched my live broadcast for so long, and you all know that I have always been considerate, and I am very good at taking care of weird faces."

"Since this little cutie is wrong, let it do what it wants, it doesn't need to change, I will change, I won't be a human anymore!"

Lin Muge looked at the camera and said angrily, spreading his hands.

"Look! The house number has changed! It must be trying to change the wrong number into a right number!"

The house number is indeed changing, but the simple little stick figure has gradually changed into the appearance of Lin Shepherd Pigeon.

It is so realistic that people can recognize it as Lin Shepherd Pigeon at a glance.

And the wrong number is bigger and more conspicuous, and even the color has changed from black to red.

The meaning of the entire house number has also changed from "no entry for humans" to "no entry for forest pigeons".

"..."

Lin Muge frowned, hesitant to speak for a while.

"Gege, let's face it"

"Weird: This is what I'm talking about【狗头】"

"Gege is indeed good at understanding people, but not good at understanding ghosts【狗头】"

"Weird: The opening of the door just now was just because I didn't close the door properly, it was just an accident, don't mind"

"We Forgive It"

"Gege really can't change it"

"No! Brothers! You are still too immature."

Lin Muge took a closer look, suddenly his eyes lit up, and then he smiled evilly and righteously.

"It's weird that he didn't clean up his house, and he didn't have the face to see me, so he deliberately and cruelly rejected me. In fact, he still wanted me to visit it very much in his heart. His heart was bleeding!"

"As you can see, it is cleaning up quickly now, just to invite me in later!"

"It's going to make him sad if we go now, so let's give it another chance and give it a little more time."

"Look at the furniture on the first floor. How tidy it is now. It should be tidying up the second floor. Please invite us up when it's done."

Through the windows, you can indeed see that the furniture on the first floor is neatly arranged.

Just when someone really believed Lin Muge's nonsense, the furniture on the first floor turned into flying sand and blocked the door.

"..."

"Ha... brothers, this is weird... a month, there will always be a day or two."

"Let's also express our understanding. It's okay. Let's take a look at another house."

Lin Muge took a deep breath and said.

But all the houses in the back are like copy and paste, with signs saying "no forest pigeons allowed".

"hiss……"

Lin Muge scratched his head.

"It shouldn't be, brothers..."

"Although I am very humble, I learned by accident when I took the high-speed rail last time that I belong to the top-tier existence of that kind of big star in the weirdness..."

"Weird should be very excited to see me, and may even shed tears of joy..."

"And brothers, I've always been very self-aware, and I haven't done anything harmful to the weird, why are they...even if I'm allowed to go in and sit around..."

He walked and waited for the traffic lights while frowning and analyzed inexplicably.

"Could it be...they were coerced by something?"

"Could it be that... this seemingly calm city actually has hidden secrets and undercurrents?"

"Also, is the traffic light broken? Why is the yellow light unchanged all the time?"

Watching the animals run through the yellow lights, Lin Shepherd Pigeon followed behind them.

""Traffic Lights Broken""

"Did Gege take the wrong medicine today..."

""Self-knowledge""

"Gege, is it possible...they just don't want you in [狗头]"

"Dove の Puzzling"

"Gege's misunderstanding of himself is still too deep."

""Father, like son""

The more than 300 million people in the live broadcast room almost knew about Lin Muge's reputation in Weird.

The legendary cold-blooded demon king.

There is a dedicated Lifetime Achievement Award.

Childhood nightmares.

Such a terrifying existence is so weird that people can invite him into the house!

"No! Brothers, there is a problem!"

Lin Muge stopped suddenly.

"Guys! There's definitely something wrong with these houses."

He looked at the camera and said seriously.

"There is also a kind of strange creature in the desert. They have very high IQ and are very cunning."

"Normally, they live underground, but the openings leading to the ground will be very concealed."

"If I'm not mistaken, these houses were not built by the remnants of human beings, but by this strange creature to hide its own cave entrance!"

Lin Muge quickly walked back.

When I walked to the traffic light intersection just now and saw the yellow light above, I hesitated and stopped.

"This strange creature is very similar to the goblin in myths and legends. It is very greedy and loves money, but it is also very interesting. It is another strange creature after the mermaid that has intelligence and can trade with humans on an equal footing."

"I can't wait to share science with you."

"It takes some small tricks to get them to open."

"Hiss, I forgot that the traffic light is broken!"

After waiting for more than a minute, he looked up and followed the two Deinonychus in front to cross the zebra crossing.

"Hey! Alright guys."

Standing in front of the first door again, Lin Muge had a confident smile on her face.

He took a vial of blood out of his bag.

The moment the bottle cap was opened, the door seemed to loosen a little.

"Listen to the weirdness inside, turn this house number into please."

The smell of fresh blood instantly attracted all kinds of other colorful and weird things around.

"The longer you wait, the less blood there will be."

While feeding the blood to the other monsters as if nothing had happened, he shook his head and said with a sigh.