The admiral thoughtfully posted it on the barrage, and even used his body to post a one-second kiss animation on the screen.
"The more wrinkles on Doctor Octopus's face, the younger it is. An adult Doctor Octopus is about two-thirds the size of Brother Squidward, very cute, and a weird creature suitable as a pet."
"Keeping it in the desert can also prevent wind and fix sand, and promote environmental protection. It is a kind of beneficial insect."
Lin Muge picked up Ning Ning, took the camera and sat down cross-legged again.
"Its five mouths grow on its five legs, and everyone saw how it eats just now."
"I believe everyone dreamed of having a secret base when they were young. If your home is big enough and you have a doctor octopus, you can build a secret base in the mouth of its third tentacle clockwise."
"Why is it the third one? Let me demonstrate it to you."
Doctor Octopus has started to sink again, Lin Muge also stood up and stretched briefly.
"Wuhu!"
Then, under everyone's disbelief, he took a deep breath and slammed into one of Doctor Octopus's gaping tentacles.
But before he got close, the tentacle throbbed in horror as if he saw the smiling homeroom teacher outside the back door window when he was playing with his mobile phone in class, and then he took a big breath and blew Lin Muge out abruptly. It dropped tens of meters onto the sand.
"The taste of human beings is to them like preserved eggs are to Mr. Pei, it is simply unacceptable from the depths of the soul."
"But the reaction of this one is indeed a bit too violent, probably because it is the first time it has seen people."
Because Lin Shepherd Pigeon wanted to jump into its mouth, Dr. Octopus dived twice as fast.
The entire desert even became an ocean under its wanton stirring.
"So why is it said that the secret base is built in the third leg of Doctor Octopus, because its third leg can't feel the taste, it has no sense of taste, so humans can come and go freely, it's very safe and reliable."
"But I don't have a chance to demonstrate it to everyone. Let Dr. Octopus perform a lie on the sand for everyone who celebrates Chinese New Year."
Lin Muge yawned and said.
"This is different from the Wosha I know..."
"This is not the same as the secret base I dreamed of when I was a child..."
"I'm a little worried about all the weird creatures that are suitable for pets from Dove..."
"So who is the first person in the world to discover Dr. Octopus and treat him as a pet, so brave"
"It's a pigeon [dog head]"
"The entire desert is like an ocean to these creatures."
"Human beings are still too small"
Although it was already one o'clock in the morning, there were still more than 200 million people in the live broadcast room.
Lin Muge's trip to the desert has just begun, and has refreshed everyone's three views time and time again. It doesn't make sense at all...
"Brothers, let's go here first today, I'm a little tired too."
"How to sleep well in the desert while ensuring safety is also the key to survival in the wilderness."
Lin Muge took out the tent from his bag.
"The first thing I want to tell everyone is that tents don't work."
"The sand is so soft that you can't fix it at all, and the tent will be blown away by the wind."
He deftly pitched the tent, then watched it blow away.
"So when you go to the desert, I suggest that you carry a coffin, and you can lie in the coffin and sleep at night."
"If you go in a group, you can choose bunk bed coffins, double bed coffins, multiplayer sports coffins, and e-sports coffin rooms."
"I don't know if you have ever lived in a coffin. Anyone who has lived in it knows that a coffin will give you a particularly secure feeling. It will make you feel that it doesn't matter if I sleep here for the rest of my life."
"The only downside is that the coffin is too heavy, so I chose a lighter one."
"Dang Dang Dang Dang!"
Lin Muge reached into the bag, and then took out a large ball of cotton bandages with a mysterious expression on his face.
"???"
"Don't tell me Pigeon is going to be covered in bandages..."
"Help, I'm not surprised anymore, I'm about to be assimilated by pigeons"
"The Coffin Room"
"So Pigeon brought the tent just to show us how the tent flew away??"
Looking at the bandage, everyone seemed to be able to predict what Lin Shepherd wanted to do, but reason still told them that it was impossible.
"Seeing this group of bandages, I couldn't help but think of the sexy mummy women's clothing with 600 million fans at that time."
Lin Muge blushed, and then soaked the bandage in the blood.
"When it dries, you can wrap the bandage around your body."
As the smell of blood spread, the entire desert turned into an ocean again.
Various creatures made of countless sands began to appear frequently, and gathered around the wood pigeon.
There are more and more creatures around under the moonlight.
Lin Muge also wrapped himself in blood-soaked bandages.
Even the little panda pillow, camera and backpack on the side were wrapped.
"This way, we can have a good night's sleep."
Lin Shepherd Pigeon lay on the sand.
Then, under the live broadcast of the camera, the sand under him seemed to come alive, and slowly lifted him into the air, wrapping him like a cocoon, with only one head exposed.
"Wrapping our bodies in blood-stained bandages will tempt weird creatures to wrap us all up and eat the blood from the bandages."
"This will gather a lot of weirdness around you, prevent wild animals from attacking, it is very safe and reliable, and it is very warm to be wrapped in sand, just like being covered with a quilt."
"The feeling of the sand running through your fingers is also very hypnotic, kind of like a mother."
The little panda pillow wrapped in bandages by Lin Shepherd Pigeon was also wrapped in sand and floated to his side, only a small head was exposed, which was very cute.
Then came the video camera and school bag.
"The more important thing is that the blood on the bandages can last for about six or seven hours after Weird eats, and then they will disappear spontaneously, and you will slap on the sand, which is equivalent to an alarm clock to prevent you from oversleeping. "
"Weird creatures won't wander off due to strong winds. In short, they are very practical and a must-have skill for desert survival."
Lin Muge stretched out his hand from the sand and gave the camera a thumbs up.
""Alarm clock""
"It seems reasonable..."
"In the eyes of pigeons, wild animals are more dangerous than weird..."
""Safety (referring to Weird wrapping you up and eating your blood)""
"It looks so comfortable..."
"Blessings in the Wild"
"Don't say it's a desert, I thought it was a beach..."
Now Lin Shepherd Pigeon looks covered in sand, and wears a sand mask.
Where is this difficult desert sleep...
It's not so comfortable to sunbathe with your whole body buried in the sand on the beach...
"I will not turn off this camera, the battery is very low, everyone should go to bed early, see you tomorrow morning."
"Good night, Lemon."
Lin Muge adjusted his posture and typed.
In the desolate and perilous desert, he fell into a deep sleep in less than 2 minutes.
From time to time, sand larvae jumped out of the surrounding sand.
Various birds that are also made of sand in the air will land on the forest pigeon from time to time, and then turn into countless fine sands and blend into the sand wrapped in the forest pigeon.
Some stuffed monsters will separate from the sand mass as flying birds.
The picture under the entire night looks surprisingly harmonious.
In this way, Lin Shepherd Pigeon is perfectly integrated with the beautiful nature in a way that normal people can never imagine...
Although this scene has no sound.
But the number of people in the live broadcast room didn't mean to decrease at all.
It's also fun to watch the countless sands form various creatures and then dissipate.
At least it's more interesting than the Spring Festival Gala.
Lin Shepherd Pigeon even opened its mouth when it fell asleep.
Then the tail of the water ball will come out of nowhere to give him a mouthful of water...
He survived in the wilderness without even finding water by himself...
...
...
"Snapped!"
After five o'clock in the morning, the genius is dim.
The sand wrapped tightly around the little panda's pillow turned into countless butterflies and flew away.
Lemon also fell to the ground.
She rolled over, took a deep breath to slim down her body, and then shook off all the bandages on her body.
After taking another deep breath, she jumped onto Lin Muge, found a comfortable position and continued to sleep.
"Snapped!"
After seven o'clock, the winter sun has already shone on the desert.
The sand wrapped around Lin Shepherd Pigeon's body turned into countless small fish and fell into the yellow sand without any waves.
His whole body also fell on the sand.
Next to it is the camera that has been working all night and the backpack that has nothing in it.
"good morning."
"Ow."
Lin Muge sat up and rubbed her eyes, looked at the camera with a hoarse voice, said something in English, and added another nonsense.
"Water is coming!"
He opened his mouth.
A few seconds later, the tail of the water ball flew from a distance at a very high speed and gave him a mouthful of water.
"Hmm! Cold water! As expected of a water ball tail."
"Okay, let's go."
Lin Shepherd Pigeon squeezed the last drop of water from its body again and washed its face.
Then I took out the toothbrush and toothpaste from the backpack.
"Brothers, don't forget to take care of your teeth even in such a difficult environment!"
"Otherwise, after becoming a little stiff, we can't bite the flesh. We still have to think about the afterlife before we die."
While brushing his teeth, he looked at the camera and said vaguely.
Ning Ning obediently lay on top of his head, shaking her soft body regularly.
"In the desert, he can still have water to wash his face and brush his teeth"
“even cold water”
""hard""
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