Weird recovery: Do you call this serious science?

"Okay, everyone, I ordered the Spring Festival Gala for you at eight o'clock sharp, a little bit of heart, I hope it can bring you joy!"

"By the way! Please don't talk about bobo short!"

"Bobo and I's time is synchronized. I haven't passed yet. How does Bobo write? I hope everyone can understand Bobo!"

"Finally, at the end, here's another call to praise the book friend Shining Eyes!"

"Thank you, Senior Sister Shanyan, for taking care of and caring for Bobo all the time! During this Spring Festival, I will give you Bobo as my boyfriend!"

"Remember to reply when you receive it!"

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It’s a new year soon, don’t hold your monthly pass in your hands, leave it to me, I will bear it alone

Chapter 216 "Knowledge is Power" (thanks to the leader!)

"Teddy bear: I heard you want to play ten?"

""Ip Man (Lin Muge)""

"Gege: This seems a little different from what I imagined"

"Hahahaha, those bears seem to be waiting for pigeons!"

"These bears are too big!"

"Brothers, the Spring Festival Gala is so embarrassing to me, I'd better concentrate on watching the pigeons."

Against the background of the Spring Festival Gala, Lin Muge's live broadcast seemed quite effective.

The number of people in the live broadcast room unexpectedly ushered in a small surge after the end of a certain language program, and the number gradually exceeded 400 million. . .

The dolls around were even more excited than the audience at the Spring Festival Gala.

Seeing that Lin Muge was surrounded by ten two-meter-tall super dolls, each of them raised their fists excitedly.

In the dark, on the shelves, in the corridors, and even in the air, there are all kinds of plush dolls.

The atmosphere was as hot as the scene of the World Cup finals.

"Hello everyone, I am a good man who grew up watching Uncle Benshan's sketches, so it is really painful now!"

"This time, I'm still uninvited to give you an explanation in order to take advantage of the popularity of pigeons!"

Hao Yejun, who once explained the snowfield fight between Lin Muge and Director Tibetan Fox and Lin Muge's climb of the typhoon on New Year's Eve, appeared again.

This time Zhao Fanzhuo did not put his barrage on top, but directly invited Hao Yejun to join the voice.

"Okay! Okay! Thank you, the housekeeper, thank you, the housekeeper!"

"I will definitely explain the next battle where Lin Shepherd Pigeon killed ten teddy bears!"

Well, Jun was stunned for a moment, cleared his throat and said.

"Okay, we can now see that the players from both sides have entered the arena. We can't see Lin Muge's face from this angle, but from his back we can still feel Lin Muge's attitude as the king of heads-up in the weird world. momentum."

"But his opponents are also not simple. They are ten teddy bears who are two meters tall by eye. Generally, teddy bears of this size are going to play center in a weird basketball game!"

"Wait! Lin Muge contestant, he made a move! He..."

Hao Ye-kun held his breath.

Amidst the shouts and tsunami of the weird people around, Lin Muge first retreated tactically.

Then he took a deep breath, raised his hand, and touched the belly of the big bear doll beside him.

Soft and fluffy, feels very good.

"What kind of tactic is this! Touching the opponent's stomach first in the arena is..."

"Oh, I get it! This is Lin Muge contestant checking to see if his opponent is pregnant!"

"It is well known that Lin Shepherd Pigeon has a lot of martial arts, if the opponent is accidentally pregnant, he will definitely not fight!"

"But! This friendly gesture was interpreted by the opponent as provocation!"

"If I were Lin Muge, I should be... huh?? Lin Muge player is..."

The giant teddy bear slowly opened its arms and raised its paw.

But before it could do anything next, the bear's paw was pulled up by Lin Shepherd Pigeon.

"Look, this bear is very finely crafted, and the fur on its body gives people a feeling of wanting to pounce."

Under the puzzled eyes of the dolls, Lin Muge looked at the bear in front of him.

"But this doll is very huge and heavy, it is difficult to manipulate, and it is also ugly, even a little ugly."

As soon as Lin Muge said this, the other nine identical teddy bears around also took a step forward at the same time.

In an instant, Lin Muge was surrounded, wishing to tear him apart in the next second.

"However! According to the psychology of ghosts, those who generally like to choose this kind of doll as a carrier are very gentle."

"They never take the initiative to fight, because under their rough and cute appearance, there is a gentle and peaceful heart hidden."

Sensing the murderous surroundings, Lin Shepherd said calmly.

"Um……"

The ten big bears nodded at the same time.

"And they no longer pay attention to the appearance, they have broken away from the superficial shackles of the appearance, and pay more attention to the soul and heart. They are a reliable friend."

Lin Muge leaned against a bear behind him while talking.

Seeing the dolls who had been having a carnival just now, all the dolls fell silent.

"Well, you are silent"

"Constellation Analysis"

"It's a good trick to turn an enemy into a friend"

""gentle""

"The dolls are completely bound by the word gentle!"

"I thought of how countless pigeons fight, but I didn't expect the pigeons to choose the most unexpected way..."

"So is Gege's analysis true?"

Rows of bullet screens flashed by.

Lin Muge in front of the live broadcast camera was talking with ten big bears.

Analyzing them variously through paranormal psychology.

But it's not so much an analysis, it's better to say it's a compliment, and it's all about picking various advantages.

Where have the dolls here been subjected to such detailed analysis?

Everyone listened attentively.

"... Lin Muge player... His every step is really beyond our expectations..."

"I thought it was a wonderful battle of Lin Muge with one against ten, but I didn't expect it to be a verbal battle against a group of bears!"

"I don't know if Lin Muge's analysis is true or not, which completely brought all the dolls into it!"

Fortunately, Jun waited for a long time before speaking again.

Lin Muge, who was surrounded just now, is now lying comfortably between the two bears, and there are even dolls rubbing his shoulders and legs...

"But this should only be a temporary delay."

"It's impossible for Lin Shepherd to analyze the personality of every doll, right? And it's impossible for every doll to be fooled, let alone..."

"Everyone! There are also those who want to ask me to analyze themselves, do this...career planning or love career analysis, you can do it!"

Fortunately, before Jun finished speaking, Lin Muge interrupted him on the spot.

Then under his shocked gaze, the whole room boiled again.

"I'm coming, I'm coming!"

"I'll come first!"

"Analyze me!"

"Obviously I came first!"

"Get out! Get out of my way!"

All the idols are rushing towards Lin Shepherd Pigeon like a tide.

But they were all blocked by the big bears around him.

"Don't, don't, don't! Everyone line up! I'll analyze them one by one!"

"Don't worry, I'll take care of everything!"

Lin Muge quickly stood up and said.

The few big bears beside him also helped him maintain discipline very reliably.

The room that was still in chaos just now unexpectedly formed a long queue in just a few minutes.

Those dolls really want to be analyzed by Lin Muge...

"Woooooo no one has ever paid attention to us, let alone analyzed our character!"

"He said that I would drink water before I was alive, which is too accurate!"

"He said that there is actually a knight in my heart, and I really wanted to be a swordsman since I was a child!"

"I used to worry about being a doctor or a teacher, but after listening to Lin Muge's analysis, I decided to sell pirated CDs!"

"Lin Muge is so sweet, he even patted my butt before leaving!"

"Yeah! He took pictures of me too!"

"It seems to be slapped again by him."

One by one, the dolls whose personality traits had been analyzed by Lin Muge through spiritual psychology gathered together to discuss with each other.

All of them were red-faced, and their eyes were filled with gratitude and even admiration for Lin Muge.

"I'm down everyone, Lin Muge's strength is too strong, he doesn't even need to fight..."

Seeing the situation in front of him, Hao Yejun silently turned off Lianmai.

"Gege is too strong..."

"The life-and-death arena has been abruptly turned into psychological counseling..."

""knowledge is power""

"I even want to consult Pigeon..."

"Don't make trouble, pigeons only understand weird psychology"

"Oh? How do you know I'm a human or a cunning [dog head]"

"By the way, where's Ye Xinglan?"

There were more than 300 million people in the live broadcast room. After watching Lin Muge give psychological counseling for more than half an hour, no one realized that Ye Xinglan seemed to be gone.

"he……"

Behind a shelf, brother Xizi took a trembling deep breath.

Beside her was Ye Xinglan.

After kidnapping Ye Xinglan just now, she and Ji Fanbu briefly explained the situation and their purpose.

It's very simple, to scare Lin Muge and give Lin Muge a New Year's surprise.

But after all the calculations, Lin Muge never realized Ye Xinglan's disappearance at all...

"Ugh……"

Ye Xinglan hugged his knees and sighed faintly.