Weird recovery: Do you call this serious science?

"Will Brother Octopus help me with my homework...No."

"How many body hairs does Brother Squid have... there are 26, and if you don't believe me, go and count them."

"Can octopus sing... no, but it can dance."

"I think there are already more than 30 lucky viewers who have grabbed orders, so Brother Octopus will stop here first."

After answering n questions with a very fast speaking speed, Lin Muge took a sip of water and patted the octopus meat on the side, and then took out the fruit of the mother and baby flower on the side.

"This is the fruit of the Mother and Baby Flower. The juice is jasmine with a milky fragrance. I will give it to you in a small bottle of perfume. There are only [-] bottles. If you have any questions, you can ask me now."

He shook the fruit the size of a baby's head, and could clearly hear the sound of liquid flowing inside.

"Excuse me, do you have papaya milk flavor...no."

"Is there a father and baby flower... there is no such species for the time being, what a damn question it is."

"When will Gege broadcast live...you are in my live broadcast room now and ask me when I will broadcast live?"

"Do you buy flowers for mothers and babies? Don't give them away. Resolutely resist human trafficking."

"Can these liquids be released... Yes, you can do whatever you want."

"Can you perform a show of mother and baby flower bearing fruit?"

Lin Muge took a deep breath, "I can't, you can learn and teach me."

He leaned on the back of the chair, rubbed his eyebrows and said slightly tiredly.

The juice from Maternal and Baby Flower was finished in less than 2 minutes, but there were still a steady stream of sand sculpture problems above.

"Brothers, let's take a break at halftime, let me take a breather."

He took off his earphones and stood up and said.

"Intermission"

""Quick Answers""

"Hahahaha what are these questions!"

"Gege: This is the first time I bring goods, and it will be the last time [狗头]"

"Gege: I don't know how mother and baby flowers turn out, but I can show you how to see how people become weird on the spot [dog head]"

Just now, Lin Muge's live broadcast room directly jumped to the first place on the hot list of Xiaopozhan.

There were more than 50 bullet screens in half an hour of the live broadcast. There is still no bullet screen red envelope activity or the like, which shows how active everyone is in the live broadcast room.

"No, boss! There are too many bullet screens, and our people can't get in the mouth!"

"...I can only wait, it's easy to be exposed by interrupting now."

In a small group of 40 people called "Professional Sailors Integrity Accepting Orders", the group owner @兴头消报 posted it.

"receive."

"receive."

"receive."

The overall reply below.

"hiss……"

In a ten-yuan-a-night package in a certain Internet cafe, Zhao Fanzhuo watched Lin Muge's live broadcast and muttered about instant noodles.

"Hahahahaha, what kind of retarded problem is this!"

Seeing that someone asked if the mother and baby flower can be used as a tree seed, he almost spit out a mouthful of instant noodles in his mouth.

"Cough, cough, cough, cough..."

Zhao Fanzhuo calmed down again after heaving a few breaths.

Last week, he took over the job of Hei Lin Shepherd Pigeon for three months. He didn't need to destroy Lin Shepherd Pigeon, he just needed to ruin his popularity. The price is that he has never seen it in this business high price.

So after receiving the order, he collected all the information about Lin Muge in detail, and even watched all the videos and live videos of Lin Muge.

As a well-known professional sailor in the industry, he is well aware of the importance of public opinion.

But what frightened him was that Lin Muge had fallen into two or three public opinion crises from the start of the broadcast to now, and he had resolved all of them with his professional knowledge.

Zhao Fanzhuo felt that it was a dead end at the time of the tin pencil, but he didn't expect Lin Muge to take the risk directly and risk the collapse of the human setting to save people, which actually strengthened his position.

In the past, even if it was an Internet celebrity with tens of millions of fans, Zhao Fanzhuo didn't have any psychological burden.

But facing Lin Muge this time, he felt the challenge for the first time.

Mainly Lin Muge...not for the money, he really wanted to popularize science.

This made Zhao Fanzhuo's conscience very condemned.

"Unfortunately, they gave too much..."

He took a sip of instant noodle soup and wiped his mouth.

If it wasn't for the boss giving too much, he really didn't want a person like Hei Lin Shepherd Ge who was really contributing to society.

"Brothers, he will talk about food later, let's start from the perspective of food."

"The main point of attack is that Lin Shepherd Pigeon is cruel and inhumane, killing food for its own taste."

"And then remember, we just need to push the envelope."

Zhao Fanzhuo posted it in the group.

Lin Muge's videos never delete comments. Although there are fewer of him now, Zhao Fanzhuo still digs out a lot of points that everyone pays tribute to Lin Muge.

One is the rhythm of "Lin Muge is lying to everyone" they brought up at Zhengyuan Temple this morning.

The other is that every time Lin Shepherd Pigeon cooks, it kills food for its own taste.

Although it seems to Zhao Fanzhuo that people who sympathize with food are farting, but right now this is the only thing he can try.

"very good."

Seeing rows of receipts popping up in the group, he also wiped the keyboard and moved his fingers.

Like a swordsman polishing his sword before going into battle.

"Key here!"

...

...

"Okay everyone, the rest is over."

Lin Shepherd Pigeon spit out the water ball tail from its mouth.

"The next thing is the heart of the stone beetle. This one is only as big as a palm, and it can be sold in terms of grams."

"Normally, the heart of the stone beetle is used to eat and treat hair loss, but everyone has also seen that my hair is very healthy, so it benefits everyone."

"Because Lun Ke sells too little to eat, so everyone can mix water with it and rub it on the head. It should be effective."

He poked at the side that seemed to be a stone-like heart.

"Then if you have any questions, you can start."

After a brief introduction, Lin Muge looked at the barrage.

Now the number of people in the live broadcast room has fluctuated around 500 million, which is also the maximum number of his recent live broadcasts.

Whether it is the number of bullet screens or the number of gifts, the number one on the hot list completely crushes the live broadcast room that is second on the hot list, which can be called terrifying.

"Can you grow chest hair if you put it on your chest? Obviously not."

"Which head do you put it on? What's the problem, how many heads can a mere human have?"

"Excuse me, how many grams is one gram of pigeon? How many grams is one gram... You... next question."

"Can I be parasitized by stone beetles? Yes, we can wait until you die."

"What should I do if I don't have a head? Welcome to our supernatural resources office to accommodate headless people."

Lin Muge rubbed his brows, sighed and said.

"By the way, I received two resumes a few days ago via private message."

"One is Xu Yi, the other is... Wang Defa, the English name is wdf, and the species is a living zombie."

"Are these two in the live broadcast room? Why have you two disappeared since I replied to the message..."

He scratched his head.

According to these two, they should have gone to Nancheng to find him yesterday, and he specially prepared a welcome ceremony.

"Okay, next... is the remains of the little puff mushroom."

Seeing that these two were not on the barrage, Lin Muge rubbed his brows and put on the earphones again.

Yu Xinning, who was on the sidelines for a long time, also thoughtfully carried a basket of small puff mushroom remains and put it in front of the camera.

"The purple light in the black is the appearance of the small puff mushrooms being squeezed dry."

"Their mushroom juice is the main raw material for making my secret blood. This mushroom meat is unpalatable, whether it's for humans or monsters, it's unpalatable, even dogs don't eat it."

"But they can be used as hand soap. If you dip some water and rub it on its body, you can get a little purple foam, which is similar to hand sanitizer."

As soon as Lin Muge finished speaking, Yu Xinning took another basin of water very sweetly and obediently.

"like this."

He demonstrated how to wash his hands.

"The air is shaking and cold, the bloodthirsty ghost is actually treated as a maid【狗头】"

"Are you guys ready for questions?"

"Desperate! They didn't even let the corpse of the little puff mushroom go! 【狗头】"

""Waste Utilization""

"Gege, let us ask questions!"

The barrage has already begun to impatient, and Lin Muge also gave a wry smile.

"Okay, everyone can ask any questions."

As soon as he finished speaking, rows of bullet screens rolled over.

"Excuse me, can hand soap wash your feet? You... you ask this question, you... tsk, next."

"Why can't I eat dogs?...Brother, if you want to say that...you are a real man!"

Lin Muge gave a thumbs up to the camera.

"What's the name of Puff-shroom's mother? Martha."

"Have these little puff mushrooms been bathed? No, wait until you take them home and wash them."

"Do you get hand sanitizer when you buy small puff mushrooms?...Puff mushrooms are hand sanitizers!"

"Will you buy hand sanitizer as a gift? Thousands of hands? No."

"Wow……"

Yu Xinning, who was on the side, looked at Lin Muge's face of facing so many questions without fear of answering fluently, his eyes were full of little stars.

"As expected of a senior! I still have to study hard!"

She clenched her fists and pursed her mouth and nodded.

"Then, with the help of Little Puff Mushroom, let me tell you about the blood I made secretly."

"I haven't told everyone for a long time not because there is a top-secret formula worth hundreds of millions. This blood is boiled from small puff mushrooms and water, but the skill of food psychology is needed to master the heat, otherwise the boiled thing Useless."

"Nowadays, everyone should not be able to skillfully use food psychology to cook a pot of qualified blood, but I will record a detailed video in the next few days, and everyone can learn from it."

Lin Muge hesitated and said.

"Fuck!"

In the Internet cafe, Zhao Fanzhuo scratched his head frantically.

"Is he really human? Is there really someone who doesn't love money??"