All Heavens TV: Beginning Guidance on Monkey King's Apprenticeship

"Ouch... Ouch, I fell down at this age, do you think I'm okay?"

The old man suddenly grabbed him and yelled, "I've hit someone, I've hit someone!" Yang He got up and ran away in a panic, and the old man wailed and fell back on the spot.

At first he wanted to leave, but when he saw the old man basking in the sun, Yang He hesitated for a moment and went back to help him up, stuffed a few hundred coins on his body into the old man's hand, and said blankly: "Old man, I, I I don’t have any money left, so you can use this money to buy some sour plum soup to relieve the heat.”

"I wronged you just now, and you are still willing to come back to help me and give me the money? What do you use the money for?"

The old man looked puzzled, and Yang He scratched the back of his head in embarrassment: "I can go find it after I run out of money. After you die, you won't be able to drink sour plum soup."

"..."

The old man was silent, and watched the stupid looking man in front of him jumping away, then smiled and said: "Mr. Mizuze, do you think I am right? Although this kid is a bit dull, he has a good heart. In the future, if you have a heart of wisdom, you can change the fate of this poor family."

"Hopefully."

A middle-aged Confucian scholar in a blue robe suddenly appeared beside the old man. He looked at Yang He who was leaving and frowned slightly, and said, "Since you have tested it, then I will also test it."

As soon as the words fell, it turned into light and shadow and dissipated between heaven and earth.

Then Mizusawa-kun turned into a wounded rabbit, hid in the corner and licked the wound, and asked Yang He passing by for help.

But this time Yang He picked up the stone and killed the rabbit, excitedly picked up the dead rabbit and left, completely unaware of the dispute between the two hell judges behind him.

"I think this son is too dangerous. I pretended to be a rabbit without any harm. This son didn't want to help, he could leave on his own, he could catch me, he could kill me, but he tortured me before he threw a stone at me. Siwu, the method is too cruel, if you change your heart, there will definitely be big troubles in the future."

Mizusawa-kun frowned.

Before pretending to be an injured rabbit, he saw the fierceness and playfulness in Yang He's eyes, and thought that this kind of person was more extreme and dangerous than ordinary people.

If he gains power, no one knows what crueler things will be done in the future.

But Lu Weiwu didn't care, he waved his hand and said, "He is as enlightened as a child now, not to mention who is not afraid of a talking rabbit in the wilderness? It's human nature to kill him."

"Lu Pan, it's not the reason, the main reason is that he is easy to kill, if in the future..."

"Okay, let's do the last test. If he dares to come, how about helping him change his mind? If not, just ignore him."

"Besides, if he dares to do bad things in the future, can we still let him go? I think you are just too cowardly. Scholars are like this. You can't do anything. You have read so many books for nothing!"

Lu Weiwu's displeased face made Mizusawa-kun silent, and he finally nodded in agreement.

Yang He, who returned to Jiangzhou City, didn't know about it. He bounced around and took the dead rabbit to show off to others. He was afraid that others would snatch his rabbit meat and hugged him tightly, but he didn't know what he was doing. How many times have I been called a fool. .

While walking, Yang He suddenly felt a pain in his nose and fell to the ground.

When I looked up, I found that there was a long-bearded Taoist in front of him, holding a fortune-telling banner in one hand, and he looked very good.

"Old Wall Lamp, why are you blocking my way..."

Yang He rubbed his sore nose, hugged the rabbit tightly and left aggrieved.

The Taoist's face darkened quite a bit, but he still held back and called him: "Wait a minute, little brother, I see that your heaven is full and the ground is round, and there is a spiritual light in your body, but the seven orifices are blocked so that wisdom cannot come out. Unblocked, why not become smarter? Why not achieve a great career?"

Hearing this, Yang He stopped, begged the old Taoist for a long time, and finally got a solution: at midnight, look for Lu Juan in the Temple of the City God!

Hearing these words, Yang He was quite frightened.

The location of Town God's Temple is not in the city, but six or seven miles away from Jiangzhou City, after all, it is a wilderness haunted by jackals outside the city.

During the daytime, people would pass by, but at night, it was completely gloomy. The grass was taller than a person, and the darkness was invisible. In the middle of the night, ghosts did not go to the Temple of the City God six or seven miles away!

Thinking of the scene where the clay sculptures of the Town God's Temple could laugh, Yang He shuddered in fright, and staggered all the way home.

The yard is not big, with a small front yard, a few big trees, a well, a stone table, three houses and a kitchen.

Although old, it looks neat and tidy. It is the family property accumulated by the old scholar when he was young.

boom!

Yang He pushed the door and rushed into the house, leaning against the door in a panic and gasping for breath, which made the sunbathing people in the yard unhappy: "What do you mean by being impatient? Have you bought the medicine? Your things are selling so fast ?”

"Those zong leaves and wormwood are from Xiner. Seeing that today is the blessing day, she worked hard to pour the night incense, and went outside the city in the middle of the night to find the freshest ones. Those colorful ropes are also from Xiner's hard work during this time. Even if the woven ones are sold cheaper, you can still get one and a half taels of silver, how did you come back so quickly?"

In the yard, the old man with gray temples was lying on a chair basking in the sun, he got up and looked puzzled.

Hearing these words, Yang He's calm heart beat again, secretly thinking something was wrong.

But after thinking about it in a blink of an eye, he proudly handed over the rabbit in his arms, as if offering a treasure: "Daddy, I traded those things for the rabbit, and I can cook meat tonight."

"You, who did you trade rabbit meat with? Where is this rabbit meat? Isn't this just a bundle of weeds?"

"You unfilial son, how dare you fool your father?"

"How much did you sell the wormwood leaves that Xin'er worked so hard to pick? Where was the money I used to give you change? You, you are trying to piss me off..."

The old man looked at the silly boy who was holding the weeds and kept explaining, he was almost out of breath, and Yang He was aggrieved and cried.

The people in the room were startled, and a tall and burly woman came out rubbing her sleepy eyes.

Her clothes were dirty, her skin was dark, her shoulders and knuckles were thick, and there was an indelible smell of excrement on her body. She looked like a child of a poor family doing hard work.

Seeing her father-in-law scolding her husband, Xin Er had no choice but to persuade her, but Yang He always insisted that what she brought back was a rabbit and not a weed, so angry that Old Yang threw down the phrase 'idiot' and slammed the door, leaving behind crying with grievances son and helpless daughter-in-law.

Xin'er was a little helpless, and even after coaxing and persuading Yang He to stop crying, she fell asleep as soon as she returned to the bed.

"Ugh.."

Seeing the sleeping silly husband, Xin'er gently wiped away the tear stains on Yang He's face with rough palms, got up and searched for something in the locked cabinet, and finally found a silver fork, hesitating.

Turning his head, he heard the silly husband still explaining in his sleep, so he firmly grasped the silver fork and left, and when he came back, he had an extra rabbit in his hand.

When eating at night, Yang He hummed excitedly and pointed at the rabbit in the pot for a while, leaving the old scholar speechless for a long time, feeling a lot of guilt towards this daughter-in-law in his heart.

late at night.

The old scholar fell asleep, and Xin'er carefully got up and left to go to work on Yexiang's work.

I don't know if it's because he slept too much today or what, but Yang He didn't feel sleepy at all, and stared blankly at the beam for a long time, inexplicably remembering that his father said he was stupid today, and felt aggrieved and angry.

I don't know where I got the courage to leave the house with my lips pouting...

Chapter 300 Yang Zixu, young and dull, worships ghosts and gods with seven senses, and the neighbors sigh...

Spooky at night.

Jiangnan is prosperous and prosperous, and some big cities have no curfew at night.

Besides, the order of the imperial court has collapsed, local control has been greatly weakened, and some industrial chains have grown, so the gates of the outer city will not be closed.

Right now, Yang He didn't know how to get out of the city, shivering and walking on the dark and deserted official road, and ran towards the Town God's Temple.

The road is not peaceful: the fluttering green will-o'-the-wisps, howling wolves and dogs, the woman crying over the grave, the headless old ghost asking the way...

A normal person would turn around and run away in fright, but Yang He didn't know whether he was short-sighted or what, and ran towards the Town God's Temple while screaming, passing Lu Weiwu and Mizusawa-kun. test.

Among the barren mountains.

The wind is blowing, and the spirit is blowing.

Two figures, one red and one basket, stood by a table, whispering something.

It is clearly visible that the red-haired and burly judge is holding a bright red beating heart in his left hand, and his right hand is a writing brush emitting dark light, which is a full three feet long.

Looking at the comatose Yang He, Lu Juan said calmly: "This heart is actually the ingenious heart of a man who died prematurely. This person has a great fortune, but it is a pity that he died young."

"Today, I changed this heart for you. I hope that you will be a good person who keeps your own place in the future. You will not fail my kindness and your adoptive father's upbringing."

"If you dare to do evil, I will accept you again in the future!"

"Mizusawa-kun, I still need you to help me."

"it is good!"

Mr. Mizuze nodded, and suddenly poured the power of Yin God into Lu Weiwu's body. In an instant, there was a strong wind, and the judge's pen shone with a sharp light. He easily cut open Yang He's chest, exchanged the heart, healed the wound, and summoned five The ghost sent him back to Jiangzhou City...

sunny.

In a small courtyard somewhere in the south of the city.

The old scholar got up early to read a book in the yard, and ate breakfast made by his daughter-in-law after pouring night incense in the morning. He couldn't help sighing when he was satisfied with his current little life.

Although life is not bad now, it is a pity that my son is a little clumsy.

How much better it would be if you were smarter?

Even if you can't get ahead in your studies and make a lot of money, at least you won't be deceived by people using weeds as rabbits. .

Yesterday he was so angry that he slammed the door out, and he heard many neighbors say that his son was stupid again, why didn't he feel uncomfortable?

But fortunately, I have a daughter-in-law who endures hardships and stands hard work. I only hope that my son will give birth to a smarter and fat boy in the future, and then he can pass away with peace of mind.

But at this moment, there was a scream from inside the house, causing the old scholar to rush back to the house, only to find that the sleeping fool was shivering and shivering in the corner, saying what the hell , the daughter-in-law who just came back and has not had time to rest patiently persuaded her.

Seeing the appearance of his silly son, the old Xiucai was so angry that he couldn't say anything: "What are you doing if you don't sleep in the early morning?"

"Father, I didn't lie to you. I went to Chenghuang Temple last night to offer incense. On the way, I met a lot of evil spirits and ghosts, and a judge in red robe cut my heart open!"

Yang He panicked, and quickly took off his shirt, only to find that it was intact, not to mention cut open, not even a scratch.

"Have you had enough trouble?" Old Xiucai walked away angrily, but at this moment Xin'er was shocked and said: "Father! My husband doesn't seem to stutter anymore!"

"Ok?"

The old scholar took a look and found that the stupidity on his son's face seemed to have faded a lot, and his speech was much smarter, so he immediately picked up the book to test Yang He.

Strange to say.

In the past, Yang He couldn't recite a complete poem no matter what, even his own name was written crookedly, but today he can recite it after reading the book once, and he can also write a lot of poems, which attracted the attention of the old scholar and Xin'er. I am very happy.

If he couldn't figure out the matter here, he attributed it to the virtue of ghosts and gods. Fortunately, the gods enlightened the stupid boy!

Later time.

The old scholar even took out the coffin to buy books and pens and inks for his son to study poetry and books. Even Xin'er sold all the dowry items, gritted his teeth and went home to ask his father to borrow money.

This scene of action made many neighbors in the neighborhood curious.

YouQi learned that the old scholar had signed up his stupid son for a children's test, and I don't know how many people laughed out loud.

Who doesn't know that the fool of the Yang family can't even write his own name correctly after studying for eight years, and can't even memorize a poem?

Such a person still goes to take the exam, isn't there nowhere to spend the money?

Chatting after the meal was all about the idiot's entrance exam, and taught the children the idiot of the Yang family in the south of the city as an example. Even some friends of the old scholar came to persuade him, but the old scholar was unmoved.

As time passed, the turmoil of making fun of the Yang family's idiots gradually disappeared, but people with discerning eyes knew that a bigger joke would appear after the child test.

The children's examination in autumn was underway, and the Jiangzhou city children's examination room was crowded with people. Apart from sending their own children to take the examination, many people were still watching the foolish jokes of the Yang family. There were even casinos who made bets on Yang He Being able to write a few words and being in the last place caused a lot of trouble.

After the children's exam was over, many people pointed and pointed at the old scholar and Dao Yexiang who were taking the idiot's son home, ridiculing a lot, and there was even a small wave of enthusiasm for Yang idiot's exam gambling room.

After a while, the results were announced, and something that surprised everyone happened.

That idiot from the Yang family has won No. 1 in the children's examination and obtained the qualification of a scholar, and he can still take advantage of the rural examination that has not yet started to refer to it!

As soon as this incident happened, it immediately caused controversy and chaos among many people, and finally the trouble went to the government. Later, Yang He was asked to go to the government office alone to take the exam again in front of everyone, but the results this time It was even better than last time, and even the chief examiner couldn't help admiring it, which made many onlookers startled.

Yang He laughed loudly, and left with the words "turbid and chaotic times, making people difficult". Many neighbors were so ashamed that they never dared to talk about Tong Shi again.

But there are also people who can't bear this breath, insisting that the Yang family's idiots are just lucky, if they dare to take the provincial examination, they will be ashamed and thrown home. After studying for seven or eight years, they can't even write their names correctly. What's the point of passing the children's examination? So proud?

Yang He didn't bother to pay attention to these things, and spent all day at home studying poems and books, reviewing previous papers, and then packed his bags and went to Fucheng on the xx road to take the rural examination.

Half a month later, the guard of honor on tall horses came back, and the gongs and drums were very lively. It turned out that it was Jie Yuan in the township examination, which shocked Jiangzhou City again.

For a while, the threshold of the Yang family was trampled down.

Gift-givers, flatterers, flatterers, and relationship-makers don't know how much to know. Only after some interested people inquired did they learn that the reason why the fool of the Yang family became smart was because he went to the Temple of the City God to pay homage to Lu Weiwu, the judge of the Yin God, so he washed away his dullness and became smart. , suddenly attracted Lu Pan's incense to flourish.

There are also people who wrote poems and recorded praises for this: Yang Zixu, a man from Jiangzhou City, Yang’an Road, was young and dull, his seven orifices were blocked, he learned to walk and learn books for twelve years at the age of four, and he did nothing for eight years. The neighbors were amazed when they won the first prize in the township test...

Chapter 301 Yang Zixu, who is strong and firm, does not admire money and power and does not abandon his wife

Anyi in the south of the Yangtze River is somewhat peaceful in this chaotic world.

In recent days, what happened in Jiangzhou City has attracted the attention of many dignitaries, wealthy businessmen and gentry.

It turned out that a fool who had been stupid for 20 years suddenly became enlightened and became smarter. He could understand what he did at a glance. deepen!

If you get a name in the exam in front of the hall, that's really a skyrocket!

People who learned of this naturally came to Jiangzhou City to visit the fool of the Yang family, and went to worship Lu Pan's clay sculpture in the Temple of the God of God.

For a while, the Town God's Temple and the Yang family were really bustling with crowds.