The Heavens: Turn into a black-eyed zombie at the start

Moreover, the water flows downhill, and this weak water can't even ride the clouds. The closer it is to the heaven, the heavier the weak water will be. Even if they dissuade the weak water, the weak water will not be able to fly back.

And this Ruoshui is also a super pure love brain. After staying in Tianhe for an unknown number of years, it can be said that the simple one basically has no brains.

What's more, he is still an unlucky guy, but the canopy he met was okay, he doesn't have her in his heart, and he doesn't want to lie to her.

And the three-headed flood dragon from the lower realm was deceived by her with a few words.

However, Jiaolong is more obscene than snakes. Before the weak water fairy and Sanshoujiao were together, Sanshoujiao fell in love with Yang Chan, the third holy mother who could use the lotus lamp among the people who caught up.

Ruoshui is the god of lust, and he directly sensed the desire in Sanshoujiao, a scumbag man.

Before she got it, Ruo Shui Fairy was scumbag by the three heads.

First, Canopy fell in love with someone else, and later, he was deceived by the scumbag's rhetoric.

After only two days in the lower world, Ruo Shui Fairy has a deep understanding of the malice of society.

This made the innocent her almost blacken, and gave those three Jiao Jiao a meal.

Yes, at that time, no matter it was the three-headed dragon, the three holy mother Yang Chan holding the lotus lantern, or even the fledgling Erlang God Yang Jian, they were not the opponent of this weak water fairy.

The weak water fairy is too fierce, even in order to avoid her, after losing to Yang Jian, the three-headed dragon would rather turn into Yang Jian's three-pointed two-edged sword, and doesn't want to be free.

In order to appease the weak water fairy, Yang Jian and the Jade Emperor agreed that some ordinary creatures with dragon blood could be released in Tianhe.

Without spiritual intelligence, the influence of the power of lust is relatively small, and with the blood of the dragon species, it can barely resist the poison of lust from weak water and survive in the Tianhe.

Otherwise, God knows how long the lonely weak water fairy can endure, and then she will go crazy and turn black, and her life will be ruined.

The Weak Water Fairy is just too boring. She has been lonely for thousands of years, and she has gone a little crazy. She vented the goodwill in her heart, but still feels that there is no need to bring such a huge harm to the mortal world.

Afterwards, Yang Jian, Yang Chan, Tianpeng and others coaxed Ruoshui back to Tianhe after all their talk.

As a result, at the last moment, the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother backed down and killed the donkey.

When they were about to enter the Tianhe River directly through Ruo Shui, it was also the heaviest time. Yang Jian and the others couldn't make a move, so they wanted to kill Yang Jian and others, and then suppress the Ruo Shui Fairy.

The conditions of the promise, the small fish and shrimps promised, are all bullshit.

It's a pity that the weak water fairy who was cheated again was directly pushed into Tianhe, and had no chance to get mad.

The Jade Emperor sent someone to arrest Yang Chan and force Erlang Shen to surrender.

The Erlang God Yang Jian and the San Shengma Yang Chan are more powerful than each other, without any fear at all, they directly fight with the Jade Emperor again.

"In other words, this Liusha River is formed by the assimilation of the weak water left over from the time when the weak water fairy went down to the world?"

"Hey, don't tell me, this old Jade Emperor is not authentic. Haha, it turns out that Yang Jian has also entered the Heavenly Court. It's interesting, it's so interesting!"

After listening to the story of the canopy, Monkey King has a new understanding of what the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother do.

how to say.

One word, black, two words, too dark, three words, too black.

What is shooting black guns behind the back, dragging one's legs, inserting knives, contradicting one's promises, killing donkeys without the grind, and denying what one says.

The bandits in the world can't do this, or else they won't be able to get along.

"I can't tell, Tianpeng, when I saw you blankly in the Heavenly Court, I didn't expect you to be a lover, no, a great lover! So many fairies like you!"

"Brother, don't make fun of me."

"Hey~~ Why are you making fun of it, but since you are familiar with that weak water fairy, can you deal with this weak water?"

"Deal with it? Why do you need to deal with it? It would be fine to just fly over."

Tianpeng also only saw the traces of the old man, and felt emotional. The Liusha River, which is only [-] miles wide, was crossed in a light leap with the magic power of the few of them.

"Hey, if we can't keep our feet on the ground and go to the Western Paradise to learn scriptures, wouldn't it appear that our master and disciple are not sincere~~ Yes, we also rob things when we go to the Western Paradise. The robbery, we are sincere."

Wukong has been brainwashed by Guanyin for so long, and he still has a little bit of inertia in his thinking.

"Go, go, get out of the way."

Long Ao studied this weak water for a long time, and found that this weak water is very interesting.

Although this weak water looks like water, it has no buoyancy at all. Even this assimilated weak water has almost no rules to support buoyancy.

And the yellow sand in it~~~~

Chapter 462

"Master, if you are in the real weak water, the poison of lust will be frightened by the gods, and the golden immortal will be close to death if you get involved."

"Even if I am immune to the poison of lust, I'm afraid I can't even swim, I can only sink to the bottom, and sink into the weak water forever."

Long Ao looked at the turbulent fine sand in the river. In fact, it was the power of lust with a radius of thousands of miles.

Long Ao looked at the desire condensed for thousands of years, very, very greedy.

"The power of desire is highly poisonous to the gods in this world. It can corrode the primordial spirit, pollute the foundation, corrupt mana, and even confuse the true spirit, but for me~~~~hehe."

Looking at the turbulent Liusha River, Long Ao opened his mouth wide and took a deep breath.

Countless yellow sand was separated from the quicksand river, and entered Long Ao's mouth like a storm.

"Big brother, is this master?"

"Cooking, can't you see?"

"Master's meal is really...extraordinary!"

Just when Long Ao was wantonly devouring the poison of lust in Liusha River, the water in Liusha River began to bubbling.

"He Fangyao~~~Alas!"

The Drifting Monk in the Liusha River had just emerged, when Monkey King swung his stick on his head.

His master was eating, if he made Long Ao angry, he would have to beat him again.

Drifting, who was hit on the head, was dizzy and fell directly into the bottom of the water.

At this time, the Drifting Monk doesn't have the demeanor of a rolling shutter general, he is completely a monster.

A head of fiery red hair, fluffy and explosive, and the worst is Mediterranean.

The two eyes are round and big without staring, looking like light bulbs.

His face was neither dark nor blue, but indigo, and the few words Drifting just yelled were like the sound of a dragon and a tiger, making his ears swell.

With a glimpse just now, Long Ao saw that he was wearing a goose-yellow cloak, and he didn't even have a belt around his waist, so he was tied with two canes.

However, there were nine skeletons hanging around his neck, and the demon-subduing treasure stick in his hand was very majestic, but it was a little embarrassing to be swung back to the bottom of the river with a stick by Monkey King.

Sand Monk’s Demon Subduing Staff is not an ordinary treasure either. The Demon Subduing Staff weighs 48 jin. It is made of wood cut by Wu Gang. The heart of the staff is made of gold. Can be changed at will.

"These nine are the heads of the first nine sutra learners? It's really a bad idea for this Drifting Monk to hang such a thing."

In fact, it's not that Drifting likes to hang skeletons.

Originally, he was punished by the Jade Emperor for breaking the glazed cup at the Peach Banquet, making him a demon in the lower realm, and receiving the punishment of piercing the heart with ten thousand swords every seven days.

This flying sword is not an ordinary flying sword, but a divine sword specialized in punishment, which not only hurts the body, but also cuts the soul.

Drifting Monk has been played by the Jade Emperor for more than 600 years since the Peach Banquet.

In the beginning, it almost killed him directly.

It is impossible to heal the double damage of the soul and the body in seven days.

For an immortal with a low cultivation base and weak foundation, he might die tragically by the sword directly.

However, although one cannot die, suffering alive is even more tormenting.

That is to say, the Drifting Monk was not bad at all, and he persisted for more than 100 years, and he waited for the first person to learn from the scriptures.

Although the Buddhist scriptures were not as good as the Tang monk that Long Ao ate, but for Drifting Monk, it was also a life-saving elixir.

A person who learns the scriptures, not only recovers from the injuries of his soul and body, but also improves his cultivation slightly.

In particular, the skull of the Buddhist scriptures can float freely in this quicksand river that does not float.

Drifting put the head of the person who took the Buddhist scriptures on a string of Buddhist beads. With this head, he can freely go up and down in the weak water and sandy river.

As for the poison of lust, after all, it has been diluted, and it is not as strong as Tianhe's original version.

What's more, he was pierced by thousands of swords every seven days. There was no adaptation to the pain of this flying sword cutting the soul and the body.

Under such a terrible punishment, if Drifting still has lust in his heart, he is still a talent.

However, the heavenly general who executed the punishment could not be immune to the poison of lust in the weak water in the quicksand river.

Drifting is hiding in the river, so he will only be able to control the flying sword on the bank that day. In comparison, the control power is still slightly reduced, and Drifting can suffer less.

After that, every few decades, a Buddhist monk passed by the Liusha River, and the Drifting Monk reluctantly ate it.

Every few decades, a person learns Buddhist scriptures, and this has lasted for more than 400 years.

He reckoned that the newest pilgrim should be here soon, although he still remembered that Guanyin had told him that he would escort the pilgrim on the road to the west to learn scriptures in order to atone for his sins.

However, Drifting thought that if he directly ate the Buddhist scriptures, the Buddhist scriptures would also go directly to the west.

What's more, if the person who learns the scriptures is God's will in Guanyin's mouth, then he must not be able to eat it. After all, God's will cannot be violated.

Therefore, when he felt the fluctuation of the Liusha River, the Drifting Monk investigated the situation, and the first time he saw Long Ao, he immediately took action.

If he wins, he will eat Long Ao directly. After all, if he dies so easily, he must not be the person Bodhisattva said.

If you haven't been beaten before, then you should resolutely admit that you will not only survive, escort the Buddhist scriptures to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures, but also avoid the pain of thousands of swords piercing your heart once every seven days, killing two birds with one stone.

"That person just now was Monkey King Monkey King? What a great stick!"

Drifting didn't see how Wukong made the attack at all. As soon as he showed his head, he saw a few people on the shore, and Wukong hit him on the head with a stick.

Drifting barely saw the golden cudgel at the end, then his eyes went dark, and he woke up at the bottom of the river.

"This sutra learner is protected by Sun Wukong, so I'm afraid he won't be able to eat it anymore. Then he should be the one Guanyin Bodhisattva asked me to wait for. Go up and ask for a teacher."

Drifting is a smart person, and a smart person will not do superfluous things.

Since you can't beat it, then join, don't be ashamed.

Chapter 463 Yuye Flat Peach, the Secret of Immortal God's Longevity

"Master~~~~~Father!"

Seeing that Long Ao had almost eaten, even the water in the Wanli Liusha River became clear, Drifting let out a long drink from a distance, and then flew out of the water.

As soon as he came out of the water, Drifting made a bang, fell to his knees on the ground, and began to kowtow.

After three rings.

"Master, I used to be the great general of the rolling curtain in the sky. I was demoted to the lower realm because I broke the glass cup of the Jade Emperor at the Peach Banquet. I was instructed by Master Guanyin to wait here and escort you to the west to learn scriptures. Afterwards, Master Guanyin promised me Official reinstatement, today is finally waiting for you, Master!"

After speaking, Drifting continued to kowtow.

Drifting Monk is a strong man with a height of one foot and two feet and an extremely strong body. He kneels on the ground and kowtows. The picture is still very impactful.

In particular, this brother was also sincere, and there was a hole in the ground, but Long Ao didn't speak, and he didn't stop for a moment.

As for why he was so sincere, he didn't even want to fight?For no other reason, the seven-day period is coming again.

Moreover, Wukong's stick just woke him up. Facing Wukong's strength, he was not sure at all.

And looking at Long Ao who was still cooking there, Liushahe couldn't give him the slightest sense of security.

Seeing that Long Ao ignored him, Drifting burst into tears and began to cry.

"Master, the Jade Emperor beat me with eight hundred sticks, demoted me to the mortal world, and once every seven days, sent someone to use the flying sword to pierce my chest and flanks more than a hundred times. I have suffered the pain of ten thousand swords piercing my heart. I have lived for more than six hundred years, Master, please do me a favor and save me from the sea of ​​suffering!"

The Drifting Monk was still crying, and it took a while for Long Ao to eat up all the "sand" in the quicksand river.

"Okay, don't cry, get up, but I'm afraid there is no way to keep what Guanyin promised you. I accidentally killed her!"

"Thank you, master, thank you, master! It's good to kill it, it's good to kill it, huh????"

Drifting politely kowtowed two more times before standing up. The strong man who is almost four meters tall has an extremely ferocious face, but now he is very cramped.

Sand Monk couldn't understand at all what Long Ao said about accidentally killing Avalokitesvara. As the former Jade Emperor's personal bodyguard and the confidant of Rolling Curtain, he was "selective" and ignored Long Ao's words.

"Master, I have been waiting for you here for hundreds of years, and I finally got you here today! I will carry you across the Liusha River right now."

"Oh, don't worry, your friend is here, we can talk about things later."