Zombie simulation, I was burned by the ninth uncle again

There is a heart in my heart that wants to train apprentices on behalf of the master, so that this unreliable junior understands.

You have to have confidence in your own skills, otherwise how can you be someone else's master, isn't it a misleading student?

Looking up slightly, he saw the eyebrows ready to move on Uncle Jiu's face, and immediately knew that this senior brother was about to beat him up.

Immediately put down the compass and ink fountain lines, with a relaxed expression.

Pretending to be very confident, he said in a very affirmative tone.

"Senior brother, my character is very cautious, and I have to confirm it again and again. This old man is so important to senior brother, so he must not make mistakes."

At the same time, he also said in his heart: "If you make a mistake, just turn around and leave, so as not to be beaten up by the senior brother."

"Well, have confidence in yourself and go in!"

Uncle Jiu just glanced around with displeasure, and his meaning was simple: "Junior Brother, since you are not sure whether Old Master Ren ran home by himself, then go in and look for it!"

Under the watchful eyes of his senior brother who was frowning, Si Mu took some steps unwillingly and walked towards the gate of Ren's house.

On the way, he took a deep breath, and his high temperament was undoubtedly revealed.

Sensing Uncle Jiu and Si Mu appearing in Ren's house, Ren Mu was very depressed. He left Yizhuang less than half a day before Uncle Jiu found him again.

When he had just upgraded to the fourth-grade black stiffness, his consciousness came out of the simulator, and he heard the voices of Simu and Ninth Uncle.

At this time, I knew from the simulator that the result of desperately resisting would be to escape with serious injuries and be taken advantage of by Mr. Feng Shui.

Simply now, Ren Mu pretended to be a corpse without any fluctuations in his thoughts, and let them continue to toss about in Ren's house.

If they met head-on, even if he was promoted to the fourth-rank black stiff, with the joint efforts of the two of them, he might not be able to block a single move and directly hit Barbie Q.

In Yizhuang before, I heard Uncle Jiu question whether zombies can sleepwalk.

So, since they found out, pretending to be sleepwalking, it shouldn't be a problem.

Ren Mu felt that his current strength was not enough, so he used time to make up for it.

Let's continue to hang on, let's develop insignificantly!

At worst, if it is buried in the soil, there is still a chance to escape.

Ren Mu, who has an optimistic temperament, after passing the simulation results just now, only sighed with emotion for a few seconds about his tragic experience, and he has already figured out a way to face it.

The servants of Ren's family came uninvited when they saw the four eyes, but they showed an inscrutable temperament.

He didn't dare to intercept it at all, and even pointed his finger into the house.

"Uncle Nine, Taoist Priest Four Eyes, what's the matter with you?" Ren Fa asked with some uneasiness when he saw the two Maoshan Taoist priests who had gone and returned.

"Master Ren, I'm here to collect the earth energy of the Ren family, so as to suppress your father's dead body!"

The four eyes spoke nonsense seriously, but no one dared to doubt it.

When Uncle Jiu saw this, the corners of his mouth twitched a few times. Monks don't tell lies, but they are already proficient at Simu.

However, in order to find Ren Mu, there was no attempt to stop Simu.

I thought to myself: "Hey, there is a specialization in surgery! My junior is much better than me in this respect!"

When Ren Fa heard that Ren Mu's corpse had changed, his face changed slightly.

Without even thinking about it, he immediately reached out to let Uncle Jiu and the others do whatever they wanted in Ren's house.

"Senior brother, I have searched the entire Ren family, but I can't find any sign of your customer!"

The four eyes took the lead, and they rummaged through Ren's house continuously, trying to find out where Ren Mu was hiding, and even wanted to dig three feet to see.

"Well, can you still use that corpse energy induction?"

"Brother, it's not that you don't understand Maoshan's spells, you can only guide them to a general range!"

Four Eyes' words made Uncle Jiu feel anxious.

If it weren't for Simu's thick skin just now, I would be very embarrassed to come to Ren's house to search wantonly.

"Go to the roof and have a look!"

Uncle Jiu recalled the day before yesterday when he found Ren Mu falling from the roof.

I have searched all over Ren's house, and I can only treat him as a dead horse. I hope that Ren Mu is really sleepwalking and going home to sleep.

"Senior brother, are you kidding me, the sun is so bright, the zombies will run to the roof by themselves?"

20. They want to burn me

The second floor of Ren's house.

Hearing Uncle Jiu's words, his eyes were full of doubts. It's noon and the sun is very fierce.

Even if it is true that zombies can sleepwalk as Uncle Jiu said, it is impossible to sunbathe, isn't this self-destruction!

"Follow me!" Uncle Jiu saw Simu's doubts about him at a glance. He couldn't explain this, so he could only put on airs as a senior.

The courtyard of Ren's house has been closed, Jiushu and Simu don't want to wait for the servants to come and open it.

Jump directly to the roof through the balcony on the second floor. Anyway, this height is no problem for them at all.

"Forehead!"

When Uncle Jiu and Simu climbed onto the roof, they saw a salted fish lying on the glazed tiles, basking in the sun in an arrogant posture.

Suddenly, a thousand horses galloped past the hearts of the two of them.

Uncle Jiu had seen it before, but he was so surprised by this scene that he even raised his eyebrows.

Not to mention the four eyes, he was so shocked that he couldn't even close his mouth. Ren Mu, whose fingers were trembling, really wanted to express his inner shock.

But I searched my entire brain, but I couldn't find any words to describe it.

"Junior brother, go and have a look!"

Looking at the scorching sun above his head, after Uncle Jiu calmed down, he smiled slightly towards his four eyes, turned around and jumped back to the balcony on the second floor.

Facing Jiushu and Simu, two powerful Maoshan Taoist priests.

At this time, Ren Mu adheres to the strongest zombie code: lingering, obscene imitation.

Although being watched by two powerful Maoshan Taoist priests, my heart was a little hairy.

But the body still pretended to have been dead for decades, the corpse's breath was completely restrained, and it remained motionless.

After Uncle Jiu left, his four eyes came back to his senses, he looked up at the scorching sun, and subconsciously swallowed his saliva.

But he still walked towards Ren Mu slowly, looking at this ordinary corpse, he felt a little chill in his heart.

"Brother, the body is too heavy, come up and help me!"

Si Mu thought that it would be quite difficult to lift a dead body weighing more than a hundred catties from above, so he shouted loudly.

"Junior brother, don't you know how to control corpses, let old master Ren walk down by himself!"

"Brother, I tried it just now, the sun is so fierce, there is no corpse energy in this salted fish, and it is impossible to raise a corpse at all!"

Simu is trying very hard to explain, hoping that the senior brother can come up to help.

"Hey, then memorize it!"

Standing in the shade of the balcony on the second floor, Uncle Jiu smiled evilly at his four eyes, and had no intention of going up to help at all.

"This brother, he was teased by me just now, and now he will take revenge on me!"

"When will I be able to change this vengeful character!"

Seeing Uncle Jiu in the shade with four eyes, he couldn't help complaining in his heart.

At this moment, Simu didn't know that he was facing a life-and-death crisis, so he reluctantly pulled up Ren Mu's body and prepared to carry himself off the roof.

"This salted fish is really heavy!"

Ren Mu, who was on the back of the four eyes, was already a fourth-rank black stiff, and his punch had a strength of two thousand catties.

Although the corpse's aura was suppressed by the sun, it was more than enough to sneak attack a Simu who was complaining.

"There is only one four eyes left, should I immediately punch him violently, and then make a strategic retreat!"

With Ren Mu behind his four eyes, he walked slowly towards Uncle Jiu.

The sun was fierce, and he was already sweating profusely in less than a while.

At this time, Uncle Jiu and Ren Fa's voices came from downstairs, making the four eyes stand still.

This also made Ren Mu, who was lying dead on his back, temporarily dispel the idea of ​​sneaking up on Simu and running away.

"Uncle Jiu, have you collected them yet?"

"Master Ren, no. You have to go to the roof to collect it completely."

"Then take your time, I'll prepare the manpower for going up the mountain in the afternoon first!" After Ren Fa finished speaking, he went downstairs directly.

After Ren Fa's departure, Uncle Jiu rolled over onto the roof and looked at his four eyes covered with sweat, feeling a little sorry.

"Junior brother, hold on a little longer, let's go out through the back door!"

Uncle Jiu's words made the corners of Simu's mouth twitch a few times, but he knew very well in his heart: Maoshan's precepts, one thing does not bother two masters.

He simply didn't think about anything, and while no one was watching, he jumped directly to the balcony on the second floor, jumped over the wall, and jumped to the ground.

"Brother, I will leave the rest to you!"

After Simu finished speaking, he threw Ren Mu on the ground, leaning against the corner of the wall and panting continuously.

Although he is also a fourth-rank Taoist, his physical fitness is only ten times stronger than that of ordinary people.

Jumping off the ten-meter-high roof with the dead body on your back, this is already the limit.

"Junior brother, you have to have a beginning and an end!"

Uncle Jiu's words made Si Mu's heart tighten.

It was five or six miles from Ren's house to Yizhuang, and the weather was so hot, it would have cost him half his life to carry it back.

"Brother, why don't you burn this salted fish!"

In fact, Uncle Jiu was not angry just because he found out that Ren Mu was not seen and was being teased by the four eyes.

It was because the two had already negotiated to persuade Ren Fa to burn Ren Mu.

As a result, Simu forgot about it while talking, and turned Ren Fa into his long-term meal ticket.

If there is no principle, and you still rob customers, who would not be angry if you change them!

In other words, Uncle Jiu is a good old man, he just makes his four eyes tired.

If it was Ren Mu, he would definitely be punched flying.

However, now that he heard Simu's proposal to burn Ren Mu, Uncle Jiu's face changed slightly, and then he said worriedly: "Junior Brother, it's hard to explain to Master Ren!"

"Brother, don't worry. Leave the filial son to me!"

What the four eyes said made Uncle Jiu happy.

With the three-inch tongue of the younger brother, they will cut it first and then play it, and then persuade Xiao Renfa that it will not be a problem!

"Okay, let's burn it!"

In front of Ren Mu, Uncle Jiu and Si Mu had already agreed to burn him, which was very embarrassing.

At this time, Ren Mu was still very calm from the outside, like an ordinary old corpse.

But the heart is crazily complaining about them.

"These two brothers, why didn't they follow the script, they agreed to bury me, why did they want to burn me after memorizing it!"

"But I can't do this pair. No, I have to find a chance to retreat!"

Jiushu and Simu, who had already decided to burn Ren Mu, looked at each other, knowing each other's thoughts.

It's just that no one wants to collect firewood.

Looking at the four eyes unmoved, Uncle Jiu said kindly: "Junior brother, I look at Mrs. Ren, you go and pack the lychee firewood!"

One lychee has three fires, and the lychee firewood is yang, which can suppress the yin qi of zombies, so it is most suitable for burning zombies.

Hearing this, the four eyes are a little disapproving, lychee firewood is not easy to find!

"Senior brother, why bother to go to such lengths, this old master's strength should be no more than Tier [-] purple stiff, just burn it with ordinary firewood!"