Ksitigarbha looked down at his stomach in horror.
That way, it's like looking at the 24th grade lotus platform below her!
"Stop! Just stop here!"
Li Tai hurriedly said something to Guanyin Bodhisattva far away.
Guanyin Bodhisattva nodded and cut off the recording of the light and shadow technique.
"Guanyin Bodhisattva, hurry up and send the recorded video to Tathagata Buddha. With this video, the matter of Ksitigarbha joining the underworld will be confirmed."
Li Tai explained again.
All of this is their plan.
Let Guanyin Bodhisattva be a "peeper".
I peeped into the fact that the Houtu sage praised the Tibetan king and bestowed treasures on the Tibetan king.
All this is to frame Ksitigarbha.
"I see!"
Avalokitesvara formed a Buddha seal.
A bright light went straight to Lingshan.
At this time, Ksitigarbha also understood the purpose of Li Tai and others.
There was anger and fear in his heart.
The sages of Houtu, Master Xuanzang, Avalokitesvara, Tathagata, Zhao Gongming, Yunxiao...
These people actually joined together!
That is to say, the Underworld, Heavenly Court, Renjiao, and Jiejiao have united, and there are even traitors in Buddhism!
All of this is definitely not just for myself.
Well, there is only one truth!
They are going to Buddhism!
Finished!
Fomen is finished.
Just as Ksitigarbha was trying to understand this, he felt a sharp pain in his stomach.
"Ah, my stomach, what have you done to me?"
The Ksitigarbha wailed in pain.
"Master Xuandu, what is your spell? Why are you still able to impregnate Ksitigarbha?"
Yun Xiao said with a surprised face.
She is a child-giving lady!
But even she can't "pregnant at a glance" like this.
"Ahem, ahem, this technique was created by the teacher based on the principle of the daughter's country, son and mother river, so that people can experience the greatness of being a mother."
Li Tai took it for granted.
Ok……
Lao Tzu, anyway, you are already a hot pot.
Is it okay to have one more?
When Yun Xiao heard the news, his eyes widened.
"Can you teach me this spell? I think this ability is a perfect match for my priesthood!"
[Ding, Yunxiao's request was detected, and the task chain 23 started. 】
[Option [-], reject Yun Xiao, this ability is not suitable for the other party, and reward Buddhist merit]
[Option [-], agree to Yunxiao, give the other party a pregnant gaze, and reward Yunxiao for his loyalty and affection]
Li Tai: "..."
Why do you get the merit of Buddhism if you reject Yunxiao?
He hadn't figured it out at all.
As for Yunxiao's loyalty and affection...
Cough cough cough...
In fact, I don't care, the main reason is that Yunxiao's status as a concubine is suitable for the skill of contemplation during pregnancy.
"No problem, this spell was actually specially created by the teacher for you. However, the teacher is a man after all, so the creation of this spell failed."
Li Tai conveniently put the pot on Laozi again.
After he finished speaking, he pointed at Yun Xiao's forehead.
A ball of light smoothly entered Yun Xiao's mind.
Feeling the power of the pregnant gaze, listening to Li Tai's words.
A blush gradually appeared on Yun Xiao's face.
Sure enough, Grand Master Xuandu likes one of our Sanxiao.
In order to get one of our three Xiaos, he even asked Lao Tzu to create such a spell.
The only problem, the spell did fail.
Because the pregnancy stare doesn't actually make you pregnant!
He is just able to make people feel the sadness of pregnancy within half an hour!
"Hey, Uncle, it would be great if you were a woman. In this way, the pregnancy gaze might really be successful!"
Yun Xiao sighed regretfully.
……
Elysium.
Laozi is still confronting Jieyin and Zhunti.
He is now thinking about what to do next.
Leave the Paradise, or continue to monitor the other party here.
At this moment, it seemed that someone vaguely mentioned his name.
In the blur, a sentence passed into his mind.
"...If only you were a woman..."
Lao Tzu: "!!!"
He glanced at Zhunti in horror!
You bastard!
Don't tell me you played catch and lead, you still want to play with me?
"Bastard Zhunti! Eat me!"
Zhunti Saint: "????"
Why did I suddenly get angry?
Chapter 091: Nv Wa strikes!Lao Tzu's Hell Dharma
The Tiandi Xuanhuang Linglong Pagoda descended directly on Zhunti in a terrifying way.
This time, I shot with anger!
"Zhunti, I want you to enjoy bliss!"
"Boom~~~"
"I told you not to learn well!"
"Boom~~~~"
"I asked you to create the Huanxi Buddha!"
"Boom~~~"
Lao Tzu's Tiandi Xuanhuang Linglong Pagoda smashed and made the Paradise of Ultimate Bliss tremble continuously.
"Brother Laozi, listen to my explanation, we really don't have that kind of Long Yang!"
At this time, Zhunti could only continue to defend.
As for fighting back...he has no power to fight back!
When Laozi heard Zhunti's words, he became even angrier.
"Yes, yes, you are not as good as Long Yang! Now I know that you really like women!"
You fucking want me to turn into a woman and play with me!
Zhunti, you really have the guts of a bear now, and even I dare to think about it.
The more I think about it, the angrier I get.
The movement of the hands never stops!
I don't know how long the beating took, an astonishing coercion of a saint appeared outside the Paradise of Elysium.
"Pick up, Zhunti, get out of here...huh? Brother Laozi, what are you doing?"
Nuwa Saint's original angry voice turned into surprise at this time.
isn't it?
Why did Laozi beat Zhunti Saint outside the Paradise?
"Nuwa, don't come here, this place is dirty!"
Laozi hurriedly notified Nuwa.
Nuwa: "Σ(っ°Д °;)っ???"
dirty?
"The saint dojo will still be dirty?"
Nüwa expressed her incomprehension.
"The saint is dirty, the dojo is naturally dirty!"
Lao Tzu finally stopped, angrily exited the Paradise of Elysium.
"Senior brother, what's going on?"
This time, Nu Wa became even more curious.
"It's like this..."
Lao Tzu briefly described what happened before.
When Nuwa heard this, her eyes were full of...
Shock!
nausea!
"I didn't expect that you are such saints!"
Saint Nuwa even subconsciously stayed away from the Paradise of Bliss.
She finally understood why Lao Tzu kept wrapping his whole body in a Tai Chi diagram.
Here, it's too rotten!
Nu Wa directly opened the Promise Umbrella, blocking all the breath of the Paradise of Elysium.
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