"The first one is to give Wu Meiniang the status of a Buddha now, and when she gives birth to Maitreya Buddha, she will automatically become a Buddha mother."
"The advantage of this is that Wu Meiniang has been a member of my Buddhist school since then, and anyone who disrespects her is disrespectful to Buddhism."
"Besides, the merits of learning scriptures along the way may allow her to break through the restriction of eating Huang Zhongli. Of course, this is only possible."
Tathagata drew the first pie directly.
As soon as the big cake came out, Li Ke was instantly excited.
This is a benefit for her daughter-in-law!
"This is good, this is good!" Li Ke wanted to agree.
"Wait, Buddha, what about the second plan?" Wu Meiniang interrupted Li Ke directly.
This matter has something to do with her, and she has to make the decision.
Tathagata nodded in satisfaction after hearing the words: "The second plan, I can tell you a rumor about the saint!"
Everyone: "..."
"Rumors about saints? What does this have to do with us?"
Cheng Yaojin looked puzzled.
"Indeed, this thing doesn't seem to have anything to do with us, after all, we can't see saints."
Qin Shubao also didn't understand.
But Wu Meiniang's eyes lit up at the moment: "That's all, that's all, I want to listen to gossip, Li Ke, hurry up and prepare me a portion of melon seeds and peanuts, I want to listen to gossip!"
Everyone: "..."
"Meiniang, can a gossip be worth the Buddha's fruition?" Li Ke was impatient.
They are all pragmatists.
Finally, I was able to knock something out of Tathagata's body.
How can you give up?
When Wu Meiniang heard this, she was unhappy: "Li Ke, don't force me to use my supernatural powers!"
Li Ke: "..."
He honestly prepared mineral water with melon seeds and peanuts.
Then a group of people sat beside Tathagata like children.
Tathagata!
Start your show!
Tathagata adjusted his expression, then his body sank slightly, his neck leaned forward, his brows were slightly wrinkled, and he spoke in a low voice.
"I heard that the two saints were beaten out of shit by Master Tongtian!"
Li Chengqian: "Σ(っ°Д°;) っ"
Li Ke: "(キ`?Д??)!!"
Wu Meiniang: "(?Д?)ノ"
Li Jing: "(;?Д?i|!)"
other people:"……"
As soon as Duobao said this, there was only the sound of peeling melon seeds.
What the hell!
This is a bit too explosive!
We can't digest the shock of this news!
Mud horse!
The two saints were beaten out of shit by Tongtian!
How dare Duobao say this?
Are you desperate?
Especially Li Jing, he has absorbed everything from King Tota, and he clearly knows the rules of the gods.
Once Duobao said this, it would cause an uproar!
"Buddha Tathagata, do you have evidence for this matter? If you are discovered by a saint, you will be punished."
Li Jing made a special "reminder".
When Tathagata heard this, he lowered his voice again: "Let me tell you, this matter is actually related to Kong Xuan and Jin Chanzi, otherwise I wouldn't be so determined to bring Jin Chanzi back to Lingshan .”
"Really? Tell us about it!" Li Jing became interested again.
"The thing is actually like this. The two saints before Kong Xuan fell into the devil were fighting with the leader of Tongtian. The fight was called a dark sky, dark sun and moon, red flags waving, and huge crowds of people. I, Ran Deng, and Kong Xuan saw it with my own eyes."
"At the beginning, Master Tongtian couldn't beat the two saints. At the critical moment, Tongtian yelled 'Sword Come'! Then he summoned a set of golden Zhuxian Four Swords."
"With the cooperation of the Zhuxian Sword Formation, the Master Tongtian said at that time that he would beat the shit out of the two saints."
When Duobao said this, he deliberately paused for a moment.
Just like the woman in the village told how the old man next door entered the widow's room in the middle of the night.
That is a sense of anticipation!
"Sigh~~"
"Sigh~~"
Inside the entire tent, there was a sound of gasping for air.
What the hell!
Big secret!
The saint was beaten out of shit!
It may be impossible for this to happen to others, but it seems very reasonable for this to happen to Tong Tian.
A irascible brother who had been imprisoned for a long time was born, how could he come out without doing something.
But to beat the saint out of shit with a single shot, this Tongtian leader is too ruthless!
"and then?"
Cheng Yaojin instantly turned into a fan.
"And then? Master Tongtian also said that he would beat the two saints into their shit and beat them with their shit!"
Duobao ate melon seeds with a "you know" expression on his face!
Everyone: "..."
That's not what we want to know!
What we want to know is did Tongtian really beat the two saints out of shit?
"And then? Master Tongtian really beat the two saints out of shit in front of you?"
Wu Meiniang was eating melon seeds, looking at Duobao expectantly.
If these two saints were really beaten out of shit by the Master Tongtian, then this would be the biggest scandal in the Three Realms!
This melon is full!
"Then? Then the two saints drove the three of us away in order to prevent us from seeing their embarrassing things."
Everyone: "..."
"Drive away?"
Duobao nodded fiercely: "That's right, drive them away!"
Everyone: "..."
What the hell!
Do you know how bad what you are doing now?
What the hell are you doing like a couple who opened a house, and then the other party said that relatives came today.
The point is, you already know that she has ulcers and hemorrhoids recently!
I am a mud horse!
The anticipation is gone in an instant!
Duobao also seemed to see the disappointment in everyone's eyes at this time, he gently put his hands around his mouth, and spoke in a low voice again.
"We are leaving, but have you forgotten that Kong Xuan went back later!"
Everyone: "!!!"
Mud horse, can you finish it all at once!
"So, Kong Xuan bumped into the two saints being beaten out of shit?"
Wu Meiniang's speed of peeling melon seeds was obviously three points faster.
This mud horse is so excited!
Duobao nodded frantically.
I did not say!
You guessed it yourself!
……
Lingshan.
Kong Xuan, who was setting up the Buddhas in Lingshan, frowned.
He always felt that some secrets were like a big net, and they were crazily buckling towards him.
"Sure enough, Lingshan won't be so easy to occupy! It seems that their crazy counterattack is likely to usher in the next one!"
His gaze finally looked at the busy Wutian in the distance.
"Wutian Buddha! How long will it take to arrange all the defenses and rotations?"
Chapter 227 Damn it!My Lingshan home was stolen
"Don't worry, the rotation will end soon! There is only one thing for you to decide now."
Wutian slowly came to Kong Xuan's side.
Behind him, Randeng Ancient Buddha's face was ashes.
Once the rotation and deployment of Lingshan is completed, this Lingshan will really become a magic mountain!
"Is there anything else I need to decide?" Kong Xuan asked casually.
"According to the words of the ancient burning lamp Buddha, Duobao went to bring back the golden cicada. My idea is to set up an ambush in Lingshan, and take Duobao prisoner by the way."
Wutian simply explained his thoughts.
"Duobao brought back the golden cicada? Captured Duobao? You can do it yourself."
Kong Xuan has no opinion on this.
And he was extremely comfortable at this moment.
Lord Buddha and Devil!
This feeling of giving orders is really cool!
And Wutian finally set his sights on the ancient Buddha who burned the lamp.
"My idea is to let the ancient Buddha Randeng personally lead Duobao into an ambush, and take Duobao with his own hands!"
Burning Lamp: "..."
What the hell!
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