As soon as they got together, the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother panicked.
What the hell!
We ate the Buddhist Huanxi Buddha?
It's over, it's over!
Chapter 099 The frightened second saint of the West!Heaven is too deceitful
"These rabbit heads belong to Dingguang Huanxi Buddha?"
The Jade Emperor still couldn't believe it.
"That's right, it's the traitor who ordered the light."
Wudang was inexplicably cool at this time.
The Jade Emperor was completely restless.
This is the Buddhist Happy Buddha!
There are giants on the top of the mountain in Lingshan.
Those who entered the Buddha even broke through to become quasi-sages!
It ended up being eaten like this?
This is likely to develop into a contradiction between Buddhism and heaven!
"Huanxi Buddha, how come there are so many heads?"
The Queen Mother finally discovered the blind spot.
The body of Dingguang Huanxi Buddha is indeed a rabbit, but he only has one head.
Why are there so many here?
"Let me tell you, this matter is all thanks to Senior Brother Xuandu!"
Master Tongtian: "???"
Jade Emperor: "???"
Queen Mother: "???"
Why is this matter related to Xuandu?
"Wu Dang, tell me what happened."
Even the leader of Tongtian was a little confused at this time.
I seem to have missed a lot of things in Zixiao Palace.
"It's like this..."
Our Lady of Wudang excitedly told about recent events.
From when they returned to Datang and saw Xuandu again, to when all the flat peaches in Tianting were stolen.
For this reason, the gods of heaven did not hesitate to set up Lingshan!
On Lingshan, Ksitigarbha was deprived of his bodhisattva status, and even betrayed Buddhism in the end.
Until they used Ksitigarbha as bait to capture Dingguang Huanxi Buddha alive.
Later, relying on the ability of the third brother Xuandu to "please don't die", so many rabbit heads were dismembered alive.
Tongtian: "..."
Jade Emperor: "..."
Queen Mother: "..."
Wu Yunxian: "..."
After listening to Wudang's words, the four people in Zixiao Palace looked... sympathetic.
Dingguang Huanxi Buddha, too miserable!
It was kept alive as food.
This is even crueler than Ling Chi's execution.
But they felt that there was nothing wrong with this happening to Jiejiao and Dingguang Huanxi Buddha.
"Wudang, did you just say that all the peaches in my flat peach garden are gone?"
The eyes of the Queen Mother are now full of question marks.
"That's right, the Queen Mother is really scheming, she brought Pan Tao to command the gods, and actually forced the gods of the heavens to directly hit the Lingshan Mountain!"
Our Lady of Wudang gave the Queen Mother a thumbs up.
Queen Mother: "..."
The gods brought flat peaches to impress the gods!
This matter has nothing to do with me!
It must be the Houtu sage who looted my peach garden!
She tricked me into Zixiao Palace just to steal my flat peaches?
What's the difference between your approach and Monkey King's stopping the Seven Fairies and stealing peaches?
The Queen Mother was speechless.
If you want it, just say it!
You said it, but it's not like I won't give it.
Hmm... It seems that I really can't bear to give it all!
"How are you going to deal with Dingguang, just keep torturing him and eating his flesh?"
Wudang heard the words, and his expression finally became serious.
"I didn't expect to meet you here, but since I did, there is one thing I will say here."
The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother also became a little serious at this time.
"What's the matter?"
"We are going to use Dingguang's primordial spirit to replace a junior sister from the list of gods."
Jade Emperor: "!!!"
Queen Mother: "!!!"
What the hell!
To shut up!
Let's pretend we didn't hear it!
What you want to say is such a big deal!
How can this matter be allowed?
If he started this way, wouldn't everyone come to him in the future?
The Jade Emperor said directly: "The Conferment of the Gods is a matter of God, I cannot agree with your request..."
It's a pity that Tong Tian interrupted him before he finished speaking.
"Haotian, I allow you to reorganize the sentence!"
Tongtian's words are murderous!
Jade Emperor: "..."
Finished!
What the hell, if I dare to say a word of no now, I won't be able to get out of Zixiao Palace!
Tongtian may not dare to kill himself, but he definitely dares to leave him in confinement with him!
How to do?
Do you want to agree to it?
Before he could speak, the Madonna of Immortality cast a spell.
The light and shadow technique recorded the scene of the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother eating the rabbit's head just now.
Jade Emperor: "..."
Queen Mother: "..."
What the hell!
The scene of us eating was also recorded?
"Wu Dang, what do you mean?"
The Jade Emperor looked a little unhappy.
"Your Majesty, you said that if I passed on the picture of you eating and enjoying the Buddha to the Buddhist sect, what would happen then?"
Jade Emperor: "..."
what happened?
At that time, Buddhism will definitely make trouble for itself!
"Wudang, there are only us eating in this picture, you can't threaten us with this picture alone."
The Queen Mother was obviously much calmer.
Eating, how normal!
Wudang smiled when he heard the words, and then switched to another screen.
It is the picture of Dingguang Huanxi Buddha being dismembered and screaming in pain.
In addition, there are images of dismembered bodies being cooked.
These are all specially "photographed" by Our Lady of Wudang so that I can often "remember" Dingguang Huanxi Buddha's painful appearance in the future!
Now this doesn't work!
"That one picture is really not enough, but I don't only have that picture!"
"I can even go back and record a few more, with the voice of His Majesty ordering us to dismember the Cooking Joyful Buddha."
"Will it be useful at that time?"
When the Holy Mother of Wudang said this, she seemed to think of something again.
"By the way, we used the same method for Ksitigarbha's rebellion. Don't worry, no one will find out!"
She also deliberately added a sentence.
Jade Emperor: "..."
Queen Mother: "..."
What the hell!
You are still habitual offenders!
"Wudang, it doesn't matter if you dub it, I have no motive to order you to dismember and cook Dingguang Huanxi Buddha, Buddhists won't believe it."
The Jade Emperor thought of one thing.
Everything has to be motivated!
It is impossible for me to let people cook Huanxi Buddha for no reason.
Seeing this, Wudang raised the corner of his mouth.
"No! You have!"
Jade Emperor: "???"
"I have?"
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