I set up a stall in Wanjie to sell barbecue

At this moment, Yin Tianchou was wearing a wig, heavy makeup, and women's clothing.

Lin Yu knew that Yin Tianqiu was Du Juan'er's substitute.

The director said with a cigarette in his mouth, "Didn't you find a substitute? Wasting time!"

The assistant director said: "I found it now, hello, can you do it?"

Yin Tianchou said happily: "No problem at all! If I can be Sister Juan's stand-in, I will do my best!"

The assistant director said: "Okay! Director, it's OK!"

The director ordered: "Light it up!"

The staff came, ready to light a flame on Yin Tianchou's arm.

Lin Yu understands that the director and his gang are trying to play tricks on Yin Tianchou and make him suffer.

Yin Tianchou said: "Director, in addition to being hot, can I perform another kind of lonely cold?"

The director said: "What do you want to do, do it to your heart's content. In short, don't turn your head around and let me see it, understand?"

Yin Tianchou replied: "Understood!"

The director ordered: "Ignite! Stand still and don't move!"

In an instant, Yin Tianchou's two arms ignited raging flames, and he immediately felt that it was unbearable.

The director yelled: "Get ready... Hey, why are there pigeons there?"

The photographer said: "Director, I put two pigeons there on purpose. In the last shot, there are pigeons."

The director said: "During the filming, the pigeons will fly around, and the wings will catch fire, take it away, take it away!"

The staff immediately took the pigeon away.

The photographer said: "Director, I suggest to put two pigeons there, the artistic conception will be higher."

The director asked, "How tall is it?"

Photographer: It's hard to say how tall it is... because the definition of height is relatively abstract, in short, it is tall! "

The director said: "Okay, put the pigeon up again and let me see."

At this moment, Yin Tianchou's expression was extremely painful, and he turned to look at the director.

The director yelled: "Stand-in! Don't turn your head away!"

Yin Tianchou closed his eyes tightly and gritted his teeth.

The assistant director put the pigeon on the wooden stand: "How is it? Director?"

The director nodded: "Well, the artistic conception is high, let's try it and point the pigeon's head at me."

The assistant director complied.

The director said: "Try again, point the tail of the pigeon to me... take one..."

Lin Yu stared at Yin Tianchou, his head was sweating profusely, and his sleeves and gloves were almost burned.

The director said: "Get ready... Oh, no more pigeons, take them all away! Get ready, hey, where is my lighter?"

The assistant director hurriedly took out the lighter and lit the director's cigarette, but it didn't light up.

Lin Yu cursed secretly, this group of birdmen also have excellent acting skills, deliberately delaying time and bullying Yin Tianchou.

The director walked towards Yin Tianchou and put his head close to the burning flame: "Brother, borrow a fire."

A female assistant held up a lighter: "Director, I have a lighter here."

The director asked: "Is it really there? Is it ready?"

The female assistant said: "Yes!"

Finally, the director lit a cigarette.

As for Yin Tianchou, he was covered in smoke from the fire, grinning in pain.

The director announced loudly: "Get ready! Rray! ​​The stand-in is ready, don't move! Power on, Action!"

Yin Tianchou screamed and fell to the ground.

Several staff members stepped forward and extinguished the flames with fire extinguishers.

The director hugged his head and yelled: "Damn, what are you doing! I told you not to move! As soon as the machine was turned on, you fell down!"

The assistant director pointed at Yin Tianchou and scolded domineeringly: "What the hell are you doing? You do this every time!"

Yin Tianchou was very embarrassed, with a gray head and a gray face: "I'm sorry, Brother Sunny, I'm very hot, I can't bear the heat..."

The assistant director glared at Yin Tianchou: "Didn't I tell you, you said you could do it!"

Yin Tianchou pleaded: "Can we do it again?"

The director said: "Are you still here? Quickly change to a smarter substitute! Sunny, how do you do things?"

The assistant director said, "I'm sorry, director!"

The two sang together and cooperated tacitly.

The assistant director pushed Yin Tianchou away: "Get out!"

Yin Tianchou took off his wig and women's clothing, his arms were burned red from the fire.

The assistant director came over again and pointed at Yin Tianchou's nose: "I've already helped you, don't do it again! Don't look for Aunt Xia either!"

Yin Tianqiu said: "Brother Sunny, have you smelled the smell of grilled chicken wings? My arm is also sacrificed for art. Can you give me another chance to play a role?"

The assistant director said contemptuously, "You're a shit! Lin Yu, give him two sticks of burnt chicken wings!"

Lin Yu said: "Sorry, I never burn chicken wings."

The assistant director said, "Give it to him on purpose, okay?"

Lin Yu couldn't help being angry: "Damn it, you deliberately burned the chicken wings for Yin Tianchou, you are so perverted!"

The assistant director accused domineeringly: "How dare you scold me?"

Lin Yu said: "I not only scolded you, but also beat you! Why did you order me to burn the chicken wings for Yin Tianchou to eat? If you want to bully him, just say so, don't make me a bad guy!"

The assistant director was so guilty that he swallowed the swear words back to his stomach.

Aunt Xia said to Yin Tianchou: "You go, don't come again."

Lin Yu said: "Yin Tianchou's arm is burned like this, you must pay him!"

The assistant director sneered: "Remuneration? Dreaming! How about this, don't eat the burnt chicken wings, go to Bald Da to get a tomato and egg soup!"

Lin Yu said: "Damn it, you want to get rid of Yin Tianchou with a tomato soup?"

Yin Tianchou hurriedly stopped Lin Yu: "Forget it, don't argue, I don't care, just get a tomato and egg soup."

Lin Yu said: "Damn it, this crew is too dark, I quit!"

The assistant director said: "Don't do it! Get lost too!"

Lin Yu said: "Give me the money for the barbecue!"

The assistant director told Aunt Xia: "Take him to the accountant and settle the barbecue money!"

Aunt Xia reminded: "Brother Sunny, don't forget, both the director and Sister Juan like to eat Lin Yu's barbecue. If he leaves, who will grill such delicious meat skewers? Once Sister Juan is angry, the director will treat us loose the temper……"

The assistant director came to his senses, and hurriedly showed a smiling face to curry favor with Lin Yu: "Don't get me wrong, I didn't let you go, let this kid go!"

Lin Yu said: "If you chase Yin Tianchou away, I will go too!"

The assistant director had no choice but to say: "Okay, okay, I'm convinced of you! Yin Tianchou, go get the tomato and egg soup first. If there is a role tomorrow, I will let Aunt Xia notify you."

Yin Tianchou's expression turned from worry to joy.

The assistant director patted Lin Yu on the shoulder: "brother, are you satisfied with this?"

Lin Yu nodded.

The assistant director glared at Yin Tianchou, turned around and walked into the studio.

Yin Tianchou said: "Aunt Xia, I will wait for your call tomorrow." "

Aunt Xia sighed: "you, you are an idiot who can't help you. Fortunately, sister Juan likes to eat Lin Yu's barbecue, otherwise... hum..."

When Aunt Xia left, Yin Tianchou said gratefully, "Lin Yu, thank you."

Lin Yu said: "Why are you polite, we are good brothers, we should support and help each other."

Yin Tianchou said, "I'm going to get a tomato and egg soup."

Lin Yu said, "go, let's go together."

The two walked side by side and walked up to Bald Da.

Yin Tianchou said: "Uncle Da, please, give me a tomato and egg soup."

Baldhead hummed a ditty and ignored Yin Tianchou.

Yin Tianchou said: "Uncle Da, brother Sunny said, give me a tomato and egg soup."

Baldhead rolled his eyes contemptuously: "Let's go, I don't have your tomato and egg soup."

Yin Tianchou couldn't help being angry: "Why are you treating me like this? Isn't it a human being who plays tricks?"

The bald Datten stood up: "What are you talking about? Speak up!"

Yin Tianchou raised his head and yelled angrily: "A man who plays tricks is not a human being! Why do you always target me?"

Baldhead said, "You want to know why, don't you?"

Yin Tianchou said: "Yes, I want to know why?"

Baldhead pointed at Yin Tianchou: "Because, you are not qualified! You stinking fart all day long, teaching people acting skills everywhere, learning people to talk about theory, teaching people to be young and Dangerous, and collecting protection fees! It's an insult to the word 'acting' !"

Lin Yu smiled and said, "Baldhead, how do you know that Yin Tianchou teaches acting, theory, and how to be young and Dangerous for protection fees? Do you follow him every day?"

Baldhead said: "I am very clear about what this kid did. Why, can't I be well-informed? Can't I just look down on you?"

Yin Tianchou's face was flushed red with anger, and his lips were trembling.

The assistant director suddenly walked out of the studio: "Hey, what are you arguing about? The director asked to keep quiet! Stop arguing!"

Baldhead picked up a bowl of tomato and egg soup: "Damn, talk about acting in front of the uncle! Damn!"

Snapped!The tomato and egg soup fell to Yin Tianchou's feet, and he hurriedly avoided it.

Baldhead said: "Get out! Don't dangle in front of my eyes, make me angry!"

Lin Yu held back his anger and stretched out his hand: "Give me three tomato and egg soups."

Baldhead was taken aback for a moment, and then asked: "You want three servings, can you finish it?"

Lin Yu said: "I can't finish it, so I can take it home for dinner, can't I?"

Baldhead knew that Lin Yu deliberately wanted three portions of tomato and egg soup for Yin Tianchou to drink. He also knew that Du Juan'er, the queen of actresses, likes to eat Lin Yu's barbecue.

Therefore, Baldhead didn't dare to offend Lin Yu, so he obediently took three portions of tomato and egg soup and handed them to Lin Yu.

As Yin Tianchou walked, he said with emotion: "I suddenly felt that being an extra is better than being a barbecue chef."

Lin Yu laughed: "hahaha, I'm very happy that you have such awareness!"

Yin Tianchou said: "Now, they all look down on me and deliberately bully me..."

Lin Yu said: "You finally understand that the director just let you be Du Juan'er's substitute, delaying time and burning you with the purpose of teasing you."

Yin Tianchou smiled bitterly: "Even so, I will not give up!"

Lin Yu said: "Good! The spirit is commendable! I have a strong hunch that you will be appreciated by Du Juaner!"

Yin Tianchou shrugged: "Don't comfort me, I know myself."

Lin Yu led Yin Tianchou to the barbecue pit...

Chapter 785

Lin Yu asked Yin Tianchou to sit next to the barbecue pit, and gave him ten skewers of "roasted mutton with cumin" and a "spicy roasted pig's trotter".

Yin Tianchou ate barbecue and drank tomato and egg soup with relish.

After Yin Tianchou had eaten and drank enough, Lin Yu immediately called off work.

The two left the set and quickly returned to "East Side Neighbors".