I set up a stall in Wanjie to sell barbecue

Yin Tianchou stood up immediately: "I myself have been engaged in art work for many years. I have rich performance experience in movies and TV shows. I also served as the creative director of "Neighborhood Theater". So good at singing and dancing!"

Lin Yu tried his best to hold back his laughter, and was amused by Yin Tianchou's solemn pretense.

Mommy looked at Yin Tianchou: "That is to say, you are responsible for teaching acting?"

Yin Tianchou said modestly: "I dare not say the word 'teach'. There are many neighbors here who are all fans of drama. They like to come to me for research and discussion, and we can learn and improve together."

Liu Piaopiao, played by Zhang Baizhi, stands at the back and observes Yin Tianchou curiously.

Mommy said, "We were also introduced by the neighbors."

Yin Tianchou was polite: "No problem, this way please."

Liu Piaopiao approached Yin Tianchou: "Ha, it's you!"

Yin Tianchou was taken aback: "Oh? You know me?"

Liu Piaopiao said: "I remember, you appeared in that movie. I forgot the name of the movie. You played a little gangster in it. You stepped on a banana peel and fell to the ground!"

Yin Tianchou nodded: "Yes, I did act in that scene, thank you for noticing my performance."

Liu Piaopiao laughed loudly: "Hahaha... It's really you, I was thinking at the time, which unlucky ghost stepped on a banana peel and fell in a crash? Why didn't you die?"

Yin Tianchou's expression was slightly reserved: "Thank you, thank you."

Liu Piaopiao pointed at Yin Tianchou: "You are so stupid! You fell uglier than a turtle!"

Yin Tianchou rubbed his hands together: "I'm overwhelmed, I'm overwhelmed..."

Liu Piaopiao said contemptuously, "You're a trickster!"

Yin Tianchou corrected: "Actually, I'm an actor."

The ladies laughed.

Liu Piaopiao looked at Lin Yu again: "Who are you? You are very handsome! You can't be playing tricks too?"

Lin Yu said: "Congratulations, you got half of the answers right!"

Liu Piaopiao giggled: "Half of the answer is correct? What is the other half?"

Lin Yu said: "In addition to playing tricks, I also set up a stall to sell barbecue!"

Liu Piaopiao asked: "Barbecue? Set up a stall in the night market?"

Another lady asked: "Which night market?"

Lin Yu said casually: "I don't have a fixed stall, I set up stalls in the streets and alleys at will."

Liu Piaopiao said: "Brother, you are not allowed to set up a stall in the urban area. It seems that you are often caught by the police!"

Lin Yu's thick eyebrows raised: "Yes, I not only want to set up a barbecue stall, but also fight wits and courage with the patrol police to prevent being caught!"

"Hahaha..." Liu Piaopiao laughed so hard that her branches trembled wildly, "You are just a peddler and a small businessman, fighting for wisdom and bravery!"

Lin Yu said: "In short, my main job is to set up a stall and sell barbecue, and my side job is to be an actor."

Mommy asked: "Are you in charge of teaching people to act?"

Lin Yu said: "I can also teach, but Yin Tianqiu is more professional than me!"

Yin Tianchou hurriedly reminded: "Everyone, please take a seat."

Mommy led the girls and sat on the bench.

Yin Tianchou brought a folding table and placed it in front of the ladies.

Lin Yu sat beside Yin Tianchou with a smile on his face.

Yin Tianchou asked: "I don't know what I can do for you?"

Mommy took a puff of cigarette and said directly: "Frankly speaking, we are the ladies of the nightclub."

Yin Tianchou said: "Well, you can see it."

Mommy said: "Our ballroom is doing a "Girls' First Love Night", but these ladies can't even act out the feeling of first love."

Liu Piaopiao and the girls talked and laughed on their own, and didn't take learning and acting seriously.

Mommy scolded: "You guys, be serious, how can you make money if you don't learn how to act!"

Yin Tianchou: "As for our first love, we already had it when we were very young. For example, when we were babies, we wanted to drink when we saw a milk bottle. This is also an expression of love!"

Liu Piaopiao twitched her lips: "What kind of shit bottle are you drinking, you're a dead playboy!"

Lin Yu said: "I'm sorry, let me correct you again. In fact, we are actors."

Mommy asked: "What kind of shit bottle are you drinking?"

Yin Tianchou said: "I just want to explain to you from the simple to the deep."

Mommy waved her hand: "Okay, don't make it so complicated, just be specific."

Liu Piaopiao pointed to Lin Yu: "Handsome guy, you can also give us something specific, can you bake something for us?"

Lin Yu asked: "Barbecue here?"

Liu Piaopiao said: "That's right, you can bring the barbecue grill here, can't you?"

Lin Yu said: "No problem, do you have money to buy?"

Liu Piaopiao said: "Nonsense, of course we have money."

Lin Yu said, "OK, wait a moment."

Mommy complained: "Let's learn acting, not eat barbecue, can you be more serious?"

Liu Piaopiao said: "Mum, you only have the strength to learn acting when you are full. If you are hungry, you have no energy at all!"

Mommy thought about it and had to agree.

Lin Yu opened the "Wanjie Barbecue System", and took out the magic grill and the magic food box.

Liu Piaopiao yelled: "Wow! I read it right, did I get a barbecue pit here?"

The ladies all stood up, dumbfounded.

Lin Yu said: "Don't be surprised, I just played a magic trick."

Liu Piaopiao said: "Can you still play magic?"

Lin Yu said, "You are versatile."

Liu Piaopiao looks at Lin Yu and becomes very interested in him.

Lin Yu opened the food box: "Ladies, what do you like to eat?"

Liu Piaopiao asked: "What's in your box?"

Lin Yu said: "Everything is available."

"Cut! Brag!" Liu Piaopiao sat down and lit a cigarette.

Another lady said: "These small vendors who set up stalls are usually glib and like to talk big."

Liu Piaopiao said: "I want to eat roasted foie gras, do you have any?"

Lin Yu quickly took out a bunch of fresh foie gras and placed them on the grill.

Liu Piaopiao took a look and opened her beautiful eyes: "Wow, there is really foie gras... Well, do you have oysters?"

Lin Yu smiled lightly and took out two oysters from the food box.

Liu Piaopiao couldn't help being excited: "Do you have pig ears? Australian lobster? Puffer fish?"

Chapter 781

Lin Yu smiled lightly, and took out a piece of braised pig's ear and a piece of fresh puffer fish from the food box.

Then, he took out a fresh Australian lobster!

"Wow! What a big lobster!" Liu Piaopiao and the girls exclaimed.

Lin Yu raised his thick eyebrows: "Am I glib? Am I bragging?"

Liu Piaopiao praised: "You are too good! I am convinced!"

Lin Yu said: "You all learn acting from Tianchou, and I will be in charge of grilling food, and we will enjoy it together later."

Liu Piaopiao swallowed, and glanced at Yin Tianchou with disdain: "Learn how to act like shit from him? I'm only interested in barbecue!"

Mommy's face darkened: "Piao Piao! Be serious! Don't you want to make money in nightclubs?"

Liu Piaopiao had no choice but to sit down: "Okay, learn acting first, and then have barbecue."

Yin Tianchou coughed a few times, cleared his throat, and said with a smile: "Specifically speaking, your appearance must first match the appearance of a school girl! Actually, in terms of dialogue with guests, you must grasp the key points! "

Liu Piaopiao asked: "The key to catching a shit?"

Yin Tianchou said: "How about you, you should speak softly, don't be 'shitshitshit' at every turn, it will easily arouse the resentment of the guests."

Liu Piaopiao said: "I just like to talk about 'shit', and I haven't seen any customer who dislikes me."

Yin Tianqiu said: "Usually customers won't hate you for talking 'shit', but for customers who like schoolgirls, it's easy to not find the feeling of first love."

Mommy hurriedly asked: "Then what should I say?"

Yin Tianchou said: "For example - I love you, I hate you, I can't forget you, I miss you and so on."

Liu Piaopiao turned her head to admire Lin Yu's grilled food, and said at the same time, "it's easy to say such things, isn't it just to coax the guests?"

Lin Yu said: "Heaven's Enmity means that you should say such things with the sincere feelings of the little girl, not the hypocritical entertainment to make the guests happy."

Liu Piaopiao said: "Damn, you're more eloquent than Yin Tianchou for the sincere feelings of a little girl."

Mommy raised her hand to stop Liu Piaopiao: "Be good, don't keep interrupting."

Yin Tianchou said: "Lin Yu's suggestion is correct, you must bring the girl's sincere feelings, and if you can add a little tear, it will enhance the appeal of first love!"

Mommy said, "Can you show me?"

"Please pay attention..." Yin Tianchou began to brew emotions, and there seemed to be tears in his eyes, "Did you see these tears, in my eye sockets, turning and turning..."

Mommy and the ladies poked their heads forward and stared at Yin Tianchou.

Liu Piaopiao laughed loudly: "You have tears of bullshit! You still turn around! You're a dead-beater!"

Yin Tianchou said: "Actually, I am an actor."

"Hahaha..." the ladies laughed.

Mommy said: "Be quiet and keep studying!"

Lin Yu reminded: "Heaven, they have no acting experience, if they want to have tears in their eyes, they should use props.

Yin Tianchou snapped his fingers: "That's right, if a beginner wants to cry? Need some props to assist! The easiest way is to eat some mustard!"

Lin Yu picked up a bottle of chili sauce: "You can also eat some extra spicy chili sauce."

Yin Tianqiu said: "Chili sauce is also a good prop, but in local nightclubs, mustard is more common."

Liu Piaopiao couldn't help but said: "What kind of shit mustard are you eating! Are you kidding me by making tears with this trick?"

Yin Tianchou said: "If you can shed tears, of course you don't need to rely on mustard, how dare I play you?"

Liu Piaopiao said impatiently: "Hey, do we really want to listen to this nonsense of playing tricks? Can't we just enjoy barbecue?"

Yin Tianchou said: "Miss, if you must tell me to play tricks, can you not add the word 'death' in front?"

Liu Piaopiao laughed again, very boldly.

Yin Tianchou said: "Actually, when you come out to sell, if you can respect others, then others...

Liu Piaopiao's complexion changed drastically, and she stood up abruptly: "Who do you think is selling it?"

Yin Tianchou realized that he had made a slip of the tongue and hurriedly apologized: "I'm sorry, I said something wrong."

A lady tugged at Liu Piaopiao: "Forget it, we are always like this."

Liu Piaopiao shook off the young lady's hand: "Although it is so, I don't like letting him talk!"

In an instant, Liu Piaopiao walked to the front of the table tennis table, looking for something to teach Yin Tianchou a lesson.

Mommy said to Yin Tianchou: "She has a bit of a bad temper, so you can ignore her."

Liu Piaopiao picked up a badminton racket and swung it a few times, feeling that the power was too light.

Immediately afterwards, Liu Piaopiao picked up the newspaper clip and poked it back and forth, trying to see if it would go smoothly.