I set up a stall in Wanjie to sell barbecue

Master Avalokitesvara said: "Today, I will act for the heavens!"

Tang Sanzang said: "Sister Guanyin is merciful! Let me ask who has no faults. Wukong is finally my apprentice. If the apprentice is wrong, the master is also responsible. I beg my sister to let him live!"

Avalokitesvara said: "If I don't destroy Monkey King, I can't explain to the Jade Emperor!"

Tang Sanzang said: "My sister, please tell the Jade Emperor that the poor monk is willing to pay for his life! As the saying goes, who will go to hell if I don't go to hell? Please forgive me for doing this. The fearless spirit of Buddha's mercy!"

Immediately, Tang Sanzang sat on the ground with his palms folded, and put the Moonlight Treasure Box beside him.

Master Avalokitesvara said with emotion: "Good, good! Monkey King, I hope one day you can understand Tang Sanzang's spirit of giving up one's life for righteousness!"

Immediately afterwards, Supreme Treasure got up and got the Moonlight Treasure Box.

Tang Sanzang held the Zen staff with both hands and threw it into the air: "Namo Amitabha!"

As soon as Supreme Treasure opened the Moonlight Treasure Box, the Zen staff hit him on the head, the Moonlight Treasure Box fell to the ground and opened, a flash of red light flashed, and Tang Sanzang was sucked away!

……

When Zhizunbao woke up, he found himself lying in the yard of the inn.

Standing in front of the barbecue pit, Lin Yu was roasting a suckling pig. It was shiny red and full of meaty aroma.

Fairy Zixia, Zhu Bajie, and Drifting sat on stone benches, eating roasted whole lamb while waiting for the "Babao Roasted Suckling Pig".

Zhizunbao hurriedly looked around, but he couldn't see the moonlight treasure box. He immediately stood up and walked to Lin Yu.

"Where's my Moonlight Box?"

Before Lin Yu could answer, Fairy Zixia said, "The Moonlight Box is mine, not yours!"

Supreme Treasure said: "I just got the Moonlight Treasure Box!"

Fairy Zixia giggled: "Is your head so funny? No one can steal the Moonlight Treasure Box from me!"

Supreme Treasure said: "No, Monkey King stole the Moonlight Treasure Box!"

Fairy Zixia said: "Where is Monkey King, where is he? Come and try stealing my Moonlight Treasure Box!"

Supreme Treasure said: "Sun Wukong... he was put into a bottle by Master Avalokitesvara..."

Zhu Bajie and Drifting stared at Zhizunbao, not believing his words.

Lin Yu said: "You went to pee in the backyard of the inn and never came back. I went to find you and saw you lying on the ground, already asleep."

Supreme Treasure was stunned: "Ah? I fell asleep? Could it be that I had a dream just now..."

Lin Yu took down the roast suckling pig, put it on the stone table, and cut it open with a knife.

Zhu Bajie chuckled: "It's so fragrant! It makes my mouth water!"

Fairy Zixia said: "Hey, this is roast suckling pig, your kind!"

Zhu Bajie said: "To be precise, I am a human being now, but I have a pig's head, so I can eat roast suckling pig!"

An authentic foodie can always come up with various reasons.

Lin Yu handed the pig ears to Fairy Zixia: "Fairy, please eat the pig ears."

Fairy Zixia chewed on the pig's ear, full of praise.

Drifting said, "I want to eat pig penis."

Lin Yu said: "Brother, please, this is a suckling pig that has just reached the full moon. The pig's penis is too small, and it almost shrunk during the barbecue."

Drifting said: "It's a pity, let's eat a pig's hind leg!"

Zhu Bajie held the pork ribs and ate them with great joy.

Fairy Zixia sneered: "Two monks who have become monks actually eat meat, don't be ashamed!"

Zhu Bajie said: "Master was taken away by the big brother, and he will surely die. Drifting Monk and I have decided to return to lay life and not be monks anymore!"

Fairy Zixia said: "I heard that you two were demoted to the human world by the Jade Emperor. One became an ugly pig spirit and the other became a man-eating monster. Only by protecting Tang Sanzang and going to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures can you achieve the right result and become a god again. "

Drifting said: "Yes! It's a pity that the eldest brother couldn't bear Master's nagging from morning to night, so he took Master away in a fit of anger..."

After finishing speaking, Drifting stared at Supreme Treasure again, still suspecting that he was Monkey King.

Zhizunbao was eating roast pork, looking depressed.

After eating and drinking, Fairy Zixia stood up: "Let's go back to Pansi Cave!"

As soon as the words fell, a flash of lightning flashed across the night sky.

Hush, huh, huh... heavy rain fell.

Lin Yu quickly put away the grill and said to Fairy Zixia, "I can't leave for the time being. I'll take shelter from the rain in the inn first."

Chapter 746 Tang Monk Loves Baked Tofu

Lightning and thunder, the rain is getting bigger and bigger!

Fairy Zixia had no choice but to follow Lin Yu and Zhizunbao into the inn.

Lin Yu asked the boss: "Is there any room?"

The boss nodded and bowed: "Yes, yes."

Lin Yu said, "Open two rooms."

The boss said, "Sorry, there's only one room left."

Supreme Treasure said: "One room? How can the three of us live?"

Lin Yu said: "Let the fairy live in the guest room, and the two of us make the floor outside."

The boss led Fairy Zixia into the guest room.

Lin Yu and Zhizunbao sat in the shed, while Zhu Bajie and Drifting lay on the floor next to them.

The bonfire burns, illuminating Lin Yu's face.

He knew that Tang Sanzang was about to arrive at the inn.

As of now, Lin Yu has not captured the aura of the protagonist of Supreme Treasure. He must work harder to complete the task released by "Myriad Worlds Barbecue System".

Three or ten minutes later, the rain gradually became lighter.

Supreme Treasure said: "Should we tell Fairy Zixia that we are going to leave?"

Lin Yu shook his head: "No need! The current Zixia fairy should become Qingxia fairy, she must be too lazy to go back to Pansi Cave at night!"

"It makes sense..." Supreme Treasure yawned, "Let's rest too, we're sleepy and tired after a day of tossing around."

Lin Yu said: "Go pee first!"

Supreme Treasure said, "Let's go together!"

The two walked out of the shed and came to the backyard.

Lin Yu stood in front of the haystack, humming a little tune to release the water.

After Zhizunbao finished urinating, he just put on his belt, when a red light flashed, Tang Sanzang appeared beside him!

In an instant, Supreme Treasure trembled with fright, as if stung by a scorpion.

Tang Sanzang was wearing the clothes of the ancient Tianzhu Kingdom, and his complexion was slightly dark, just like a Tianzhu man.

Supreme Treasure exclaimed: "Tang Sanzang!"

Tang Sanzang said: "Wukong? You were subdued by Guanyin and turned into a human?"

Supreme Treasure took a few steps back: "Impossible, impossible, I must be dreaming..."

Lin Yu said to Zhizunbao: "You are not dreaming, he is really Tang Sanzang! Including everything you saw lying on the sand dunes, it is also true!"

Supreme Treasure was puzzled: "Why did you lie to me before that, saying that I was dreaming?"

Lin Yu smiled: "don't talk about dreaming, who will believe your words?"

Tang Sanzang looked at Zhizunbao affectionately: "Wukong, when I travel through time and space, I often see you in my dreams. Do you also miss being a teacher?"

Supreme Treasure blinked: "Traveling through time and space? I remember, I just opened the Moonlight Treasure Box, and the Zen staff you threw hit my head, and then you were sucked into the Moonlight Treasure Box."

Tang Sanzang said: "That's right, I traveled through time and space for a long time, and finally I saw you!"

Supreme Treasure hurriedly asked: "Where is the Moonlight Treasure Box, is it with you?"

Tang Sanzang said: "With me, do you still want?"

Zhizunbao said excitedly: "Of course I want it! Give it to me!"

Tang Sanzang said: "Don't worry, I'm hungry and thirsty as a teacher, get me something to eat first!"

Zhizunbao hurriedly said to Lin Yu: "Grill some mutton skewers quickly, and I'll pour water for Tang Sanzang."

Tang Sanzang said: "Wukong, the master is a monk. He does not eat meat and fish, and only eats vegetarian food."

Zhizunbao said: "I'll bake some eggplant, tofu, and steamed buns for you. Is it okay?"

Tang Sanzang said: "It's absolutely fine. I usually like tofu very much, and eggplant is also my preference."

Lin Yu led Tang Sanzang into the front yard of the inn, and Zhizunbao went to carry the kettle.

"Who is it?" Someone in the shed called out.

Zhizunbao said perfunctorily: "My dad is here, let him have some barbecue to eat, I'm sorry to disturb everyone's rest!"

The guests in the shed complained: "You roasted whole lamb and suckling pig tonight, which made us so hungry. Now I just fell asleep, and you still make barbecue, which is killing me!"

Another guest said: "As soon as I closed my eyes, I saw roast whole lamb and roast suckling pig, and my mouth was watering..."

Tang Sanzang clasped his hands together: "Namo Amitabha Buddha! All things have spirits, so do not kill."

The guest laughed: "Hahaha, your father is a monk! Even monks can get married and have children, why don't you let people eat meat?"

Supreme Treasure picked up the water bottle: "My father got married and had children first, and then became a monk."

The guests stopped joking and lying down to sleep.

At this moment, Lin Yu has taken out the grill and food box of "Wanjie Barbecue System", and placed eggplant, tofu puffs and steamed bun slices on the grill.

Tang Sanzang said, "May I ask your honorable name?"

Lin Yu replied: "My surname is Lin and my name is Yu. She is currently the barbecue chef of Fairy Zixia."

Tang Sanzang said: "Master Avalokitesvara once told the poor monk that Wukong took away Zixia Fairy's Moonlight Treasure Box! This Zixia Fairy, who is so sacred? Where is she?"

Lin Yu said: "Fairy Zixia is resting in the guest room. She is the wick in the sun and moon lamp of the Tathagata Buddha. She cultivated to become an immortal. After she descended to the mortal world, she settled in Pansi Cave and called herself the Great Immortal Pansi."

Tang Sanzang said: "It turns out that Fairy Zixia has a relationship with the Tathagata Buddha. When the fairy wakes up, the poor monk should visit her."

Lin Yu smiled slightly: "You fill your stomach first and then talk."

A few minutes later, the tofu bubble exudes a refreshing fragrance, which penetrates into Tang Sanzang's nasal cavity.

He asked in surprise, "Benefactor Lin, why is the tofu you baked so delicious?"

Lin Yu said: "The exclusive secret recipe, of course it is very fragrant."

Tang Sanzang said: "Since it is an exclusive secret recipe, benefactor Lin will definitely not tell the ingredients in it, and the poor monk should not ask more."

Lin Yu picked up a bunch of baked steamed buns and handed them to Tang Sanzang: "The steamed buns are baked, eat them while they're hot."

Tang Sanzang took the toasted bun, opened his mouth and took a bite.

crunch... crunch...

Tang Sanzang showed joy: "Wow! These steamed buns are baked extremely crispy, fragrant in the mouth, salty and fresh, completely beyond the poor monk's imagination! What a surprise, the small baked steamed buns seem ordinary, The taste is very delicious and shocking!"

Lin Yu said: "Because you are so hungry, you feel delicious."

Tang Sanzang said: "Monks don't tell lies, but poor monks tell the truth and speak out when they feel it. There is absolutely no lie!"

Immediately afterwards, Lin Yu handed the baked tofu puff to Tang Sanzang.

"The stuffed tofu in Shiping, Yunnan! There is a universe inside!"

Tang Sanzang took the baked tofu puff and swallowed the steamed bun slices in his mouth: "What can a small tofu puff do?"

Supreme Treasure is: "Don't be naughty, you will know if you eat it?"

Tang Sanzang rolled down a baked tofu puff, chewed it slowly, his eyes lit up suddenly.

"The outer skin of the tofu bubble is baked very crispy, but the tofu inside is very smooth and tender, containing delicious juice..."

Tang Sanzang had no time to praise it, and bit off another baked tofu puff, eating it happily.