I set up a stall in Wanjie to sell barbecue

Lin Yu took a closer look. This guy is Zhou Xingchi's queen actor: Li Jianren.

In the movie "Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance", Li Jianren cameo as a single woman on the bridge; in "Nine Grades of Sesame Officials: White Bread and Blue Sky", Li Jianren cameo as the stunning flower; in "Domestic Lingling Paint", Li Jianren cameo as the proprietress of a small hotel.

And in this "The King of Destruction", Li Jianren guest starred as a football player and a student of the judo department.

Wow!The rain poured down.

In order to avoid the rain, Li Jianren left the football field with others, regardless of getting the football back.

At this moment, the football is still stuck in Uncle Da's face.

Lin Yu pretended to be concerned and asked, "Are you okay, old man?"

When the football landed, Uncle Da's nose was red and swollen, with nosebleeds.

He smiled lightly, and pretended to say: "Don't be funny, how could something happen to me? To tell you the truth, I have practiced kung fu!"

He Jinyin's eyes lit up: "Kung Fu?"

Uncle Da took the opportunity to play cool: "Yes, Kung Fu!"

Kacha, another flash of lightning illuminated Uncle Da's face.

Uncle Da's expression was deep, and he asked in a serious tone: "Do you want to learn? [-]% off!"

Before He Jinyin could answer, Lin Yu said, "Look at you, you don't look like someone who knows martial arts at all!"

Uncle Da said: "A person cannot be judged by his appearance, and the sea cannot be measured!"

He Jinyin wiped off the rain on his face: "It's raining too much now, can we go inside and talk?"

The three of them hugged their heads and walked quickly into the grocery store.

The room was dimly lit and smelled heavily of smoke, mixed with a fishy smell of heather.

It can be seen that Uncle Da is still a bachelor, and his life is relatively lonely.

Of course, Uncle Da's life is also very poor. He lives in a grocery store and all kinds of household appliances are relatively dilapidated. They must have been bought from the second-hand market.

He walked to the wall and opened the cloth curtain abruptly, revealing a pattern of "Ancient Chinese Boxing Technique".

On both sides of the pattern, there are knives, guns, sticks, axes, swords, and various goods.

Da Shu said loudly: "This is the "Ancient Chinese Boxing" department with the longest history in the 'Global Elite Sports Center', and I am the head of "Ancient Chinese Boxing"!"

When He Jinyin heard this, he immediately knelt down and tugged at Lin Yu's T-shirt.

Lin Yu asked, "what are you doing?"

He Jinyin said: "Look at a teacher to learn art!"

Lin Yu said: "I'm not a coward, I don't want to practice Kung Fu."

He Jinyin said: "Practice with me, okay?"

Lin Yu said: "You are afraid that you will give up halfway! Waste my time and energy!"

He Jinyin said: "I, He Jinyin, swear to God, this time I will never give up halfway. I must practice peerless martial arts and defeat the black bear?"

Uncle Da asked: "The chief general of the Judo club, Black Bear?"

He Jinyin said: "That's right, it's him!"

Uncle Da gave a thumbs up: "Good boy! Ambitious! I admire you!"

He Jinyin asked: "What should I call you, old man?" "

Uncle Da said: "You can call me—the devil's muscular man! Anyway, just don't call me old man! Because I'm not old!"

He Jinyin found that Uncle Da's left leg was lame, and two steel rods were bound to his calf.

Lin Yu said: "Excuse me, devil muscular man, why is your martial arts school opened in the grocery store?"

Uncle Da said: "Opening a grocery store is just my hobby, and teaching boxing is my main job! At the same time, I am indifferent to fame and wealth, and I hate trying to gain fame!"

Lin Yu said, "Such a personality?"

Uncle Da picked up a photo frame and showed black and white photos.

"Bruce Lee and I are brothers in the same school. Will I tell others everywhere?"

In the photo, Uncle Da took a group photo with Bruce Lee, which was obviously synthesized in post-production.

Uncle Da picked up another photo. In the picture, Jackie Chan hugged Uncle Da.

Needless to say, it also belongs to post-synthesis.

Uncle Da said: "Where are Jackie Chan and the others, they invite me to have tea with me all day long. Do I have to tell you too? What's so great? How is it? What do you want to learn?"

He Jinyin was fooled into thinking it was true.

Lin Yu deliberately sighed: "I didn't expect that you are a worldly master who lives in seclusion in the sports center!"

Uncle Da lit his cigarette, took a deep breath, and exhaled the smoke ring.

"The big hermit lives in the city, and the small hermit hides in the wild! You don't have to live in the countryside to experience the chic life. A higher level of seclusion is to be in the bustling city, to be alone in the pure land of the soul, and to find peace!"

In terms of the level of pretentiousness, Uncle Da is top-notch, and he is indeed the originator of the pretentious world.

Lin Yu pretended to be excited: "Since I am lucky enough to meet an expert, I would like to worship you as my teacher and learn Kung Fu!"

After speaking, he bowed to Uncle Da.

Uncle Da said: "I'm free and easy, and I don't care about trivial matters. It doesn't matter whether you two are apprentices or not, as long as you give me money. After all, I also have to eat and survive!"

Lin Yu asked: "What kind of kung fu can we learn? How do we charge?"

Uncle Da walked up to a large iron pot, poked the iron sand in the pot with his palm, and introduced it.

"Iron Sand Palm, originated from the Iron Palm Gang in Surabaya! It is extremely powerful and powerful. Anyone who is hit, their internal organs will be shattered, and they will die on the way to the hospital... Oops..."

Uncle Da's fingers hurt, he retracted his right palm, and dug the iron sand in his nails.

"Three days to practice, the fee is 600!"

Then, Uncle Da took out a sharp machete seriously, and lifted his vest, revealing his round belly and fat.

"The iron cloth shirt originated from the Southern Shaolin, which is [-] kilometers north of the Minjiang River and [-] nautical miles south of Shanwei! After training, the bones of the whole body are as hard as iron, invulnerable to swords and guns, and impervious to fire and water!"

While talking, he picked up the feather duster and beat his chest, shoulders and belly continuously.

"Practice in five days, the fee is 800!"

Lin Yu shouted, "wait a minute!"

Uncle Da asked, "What's wrong?"

Lin Yu said: "Give me the machete, let me chop you a few times, and try your iron shirt!"

Chapter 698 Using Barbecue Instead of School Fees

He Jinyin clapped his hands when he heard that Lin Yu wanted to slash Uncle Da with a knife.

Uncle Da's face changed drastically in fright, and he took a few steps back.

In an instant, Uncle Da returned to normal, and said in a deep tone: "This knife is too sharp. With your current skill, you can't control it at all, so as not to accidentally injure yourself."

Lin Yu asked: "What kind of knife is this? It looks very ordinary."

Uncle Da said: "Although it looks ordinary, it is actually made of cold iron from Tianshan Mountains. It cuts iron like mud and has great power!"

Lin Yu said: "Slashing you with the sharpest knife can prove the awesome skill of 'Iron Cloth'."

Uncle Da hurriedly put away the knife: "Young man, don't always think about hacking and killing, it's too bloody, it's not good for your physical and mental health, and it's easy to cause thinking distortion!"

Lin Yu said: "Okay, please continue to introduce your martial arts."

Uncle Da takes out a red yo-yo from his pocket and throws it at Lin Yu, almost hitting his forehead!

"Blood droplet!" Da Shu said loudly, "It originated in the late Ming and early Qing Dynasties. It is a unique hidden weapon of the Ouchi Assassination Team. It is easy to take the enemy's head thousands of miles away!"

Lin Yu said with a smile: "hahaha, this is a yo-yo, do you think I don't know you?"

Uncle Da took back the yo-yo and said solemnly: "Because the blood droplet is too lethal, so I replaced it with a yo-yo, and I will demonstrate it to you! It can be practiced within seven days, and the charge is one thousand!"

Immediately afterwards, Uncle Da raised his hands, grabbed a rope hanging from the roof, stepped on the circular turntable with both feet, and his body began to spin!

"Electric Light Poisonous Dragon Drill! Wang Xiaohu, which originated from the Dragon and Tiger Gate, was originally just an illusion, but after my improvement, it has become a nirvana that scares the enemy! It costs one thousand and five..."

As soon as the words fell, Lin Yu rushed over, held Uncle Da's waist, and turned him violently!

"Oh..." Uncle Da exclaimed, his whole body spinning like a spinning top.

Lin Yu said: "Okay! It really is the Lightning Poison Dragon Drill, it spins too fast!"

Uncle Da turned dizzy and didn't dare to let go.

Lin Yu used 1% of his strength, causing Uncle Da to spin for a full minute before slowly stopping.

"Oh..." Uncle Da vomited and collapsed to the ground.

He Jinyin was shocked: "What kind of kung fu is this?"

Lin Yu said with a smile, "it's not kung fu, it's vomiting."

After vomiting, Uncle Da gasped and explained: "I'm too full at noon... I haven't digested it yet... I just turned around too fast, I will inevitably vomit..."

He tried his best to maintain his composure, stood up staggeringly, supported the table with one hand, picked up the teacup with the other, took a sip of water, suppressing his shock.

Lin Yu asked: "Devil Muscular Man, what other tricks do you have?"

Uncle Da regained his composure, cut open the salted duck egg with a knife, stuck it on his eyes, and put on a curved piece of paper as a helmet.

He posed in the shape of the Japanese anime character "Salty Egg Superman" and shouted: "Lightning Invincible Aurora!"

Plop, He Jinyin fell down in shock.

Uncle Da said: "I used to kill countless monsters who invaded the earth and those tyrant dinosaurs! In the 70s, it became popular all over the world and won the worship of countless teenagers! But I can tell you that it is fake. There is no such martial arts in the world. It is only used to make movies. !"

"An honest person like me will never use empty moves to deceive the trust of Kung Fu lovers, let alone make black-hearted money! No deception, seeking truth from facts, is the purpose of my teaching boxing, and it will never change! "

He Jinyin said: "The devil is muscular, I..."

Uncle Da interrupted He Jinyin: "Beforehand, the most important thing for me to accept an apprentice is to see if he has potential. If he has no potential, even if you are willing to learn, I will not teach!"

Lin Yu said to He Jinyin, "then let's go."

Uncle Da hurriedly stopped Lin Yu: "no, we had a good chat, and you are also very happy to hear it!"

Lin Yu said: "I think the price is too expensive."

He Jinyin said: "You earn ten times more than me selling barbecue, you think the price is expensive, and I can't afford it!"

"Barbecue?" Uncle Da's eyes lit up.

He Jinyin said: "Ah Yu is in charge of baking all kinds of delicacies in the 'Rong Kee Ice Room' restaurant. His daily income is divided in half with the boss! He is richer than me!"

Uncle Da swallowed, and couldn't hide his excitement: "I also like to eat barbecue, especially roast quail, roast pigeon, and roast chicken legs! We meet by chance, and the price of learning Kung Fu can be negotiated!"

Lin Yu said: "How to negotiate? How much discount?"

Uncle Da said, "How many kinds do you want to learn?"

Lin Yu deliberately said: "I want to learn the most difficult and powerful Kung Fu!"

Uncle Da said: "Okay! Be ambitious! I'll give you a [-]% discount!"

Lin Yu said, "[-]% off? It's still too expensive!"

Uncle Da said: "Actually, I already earn very little. Maybe you have potential. I won't charge you a dime!"

Lin Yu asked, "Really?"

Uncle Da said: "Of course it is true, I love Cai very much!"

Lin Yu shook his head: "I don't feel very good. Your legs and feet are inconvenient. Teaching two apprentices is too much work, and you will get tired and get sick easily!"

He Jinyin said: "Yes, sorry to bother you, please leave."

Lin Yu and He Jinyin were about to walk out of the grocery store when Uncle Da slapped the table with his palm!

Snapped!A cloud of dust splashed on the table.

Immediately afterwards, Uncle Da reached out his hand secretly and moved the mechanism of the table leg.

Boom!The table fell apart and the boards fell to the ground.

He Jinyin was shocked when he saw it.