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Zeng Yu glanced at Zilu, and seemed to be somewhat relieved, and at the same time sighed, and continued: "Brother Qin..."
"You should call me by my name." Of course Qin Ke knew what Zeng Yu wanted to say next, "I probably guessed what the monster you are talking about is."
After speaking, he turned his head, looked at Cai Yan, and shouted angrily: "Xiao Hei, don't hide, come out."
With the sound of squeaks, the clothes on Cai Yan's chest moved slightly, and then a small black head emerged from the neckline, with some kind of impatience in his eyes.
In terms of size, he was many times smaller than before, so he was able to hide in Cai Yan's clothes.
This is also the change after it got Shenlong Nilin. If it had grown up to stand on Qin Ke's shoulder before, Qin Ke would feel cumbersome, but now he seems to have returned to the first time Qin Ke saw it. When the petite appearance.
Of course, as long as he wanted to, he could become huge in an instant, and the scales on his body stood up, looking almost like a thin-waisted buffalo with scales.
When he saw Qin Ke, the impatience in his eyes turned into a kind of usual contempt, and he opened his mouth to make a sound: "Silly..."
Almost subconsciously, Qin Ke rushed forward, and the movement of his whole hand turned into an afterimage, directly pinching Xiao Hei's mouth.
"Woooo..."
Xiao Hei was completely pulled out of Cai Yan's collar, and at the same time he was still struggling, and even let out a very low growl from his throat.
"Do you still remember what I told you? Don't talk nonsense..." Qin Ke turned his back to Zeng Yu, and carefully approached Xiao Hei's ear, and didn't let go until he finished the reminder. Xiao Hei found the right opportunity, turned his head and bit his finger hard, the pain was so painful that he couldn't hide it, he stood still and stomped his feet.
"You..." Qin Ke stared angrily, "If you bite me again, I won't give you food!"
Xiao Hei shook his head and let out a long squeak. At the same time, he glanced at Qin Ke with extremely disdainful eyes, and then looked at Cai Yan, as if implying: You won't give me food , someone will give me to eat naturally.
Qin Ke didn't know whether to laugh or cry, he just felt that he, the "big patriarch" on the bright side, had really failed, but he saw Cai Yan covering his mouth and laughing silently.And really helpless, he could only sigh in a low voice.
Fortunately, Xiao Hei is also obedient, although he looks a little arrogant, but just now when I reminded him not to speak human words, he just made all kinds of squeaks. From this point of view, he actually still cares about himself...
Qin Ke comforted himself in this way, and asked Xiao Hei, "Hey, although I have indeed read a lot of things from your memory, I probably know that you have a bit of ability to use poison, but I didn't expect that the little master could be poisoned by you like this!" Look... Do you have any way to detoxify? Mr. Lu doesn't know when he will come back after going out, your poison is so fierce, don't let anything happen..."
In Zeng Yu's eyes, Qin Ke's way of speaking to monsters is really weird. You must know that although monsters have some intelligence, they don't really become humans. How can they fully understand people's words?
So he didn't pin his greatest hopes on Qin Ke, but after seeing him find the little lizard, he ordered a few Confucian disciples, and whispered to them: "Hurry up and catch up with Master Lu, count the time , maybe it's still too late, since the monster hasn't run away, with Mr. Lu's ability, the antidote should be prepared very quickly."
Several Confucian disciples nodded heavily, and quickly ran and disappeared in the direction of the courtyard gate.
But on Qin Ke's side, Xiao Hei really understood Qin Ke's words. He seemed to have thought for a while, and probably understood what Qin Ke meant by the so-called "antidote", so he nodded and squeaked. With a cry, squatting on Qin Ke's hand at the same time, he raised his body...
He pulled out a bubble of dark black shit.
"...Ahhhhhhh!" Almost at the same time, Qin Ke yelled loudly, causing the people around him to take a few steps back in fright.
If there is regret medicine in this world, Qin Ke really wants to swallow the dregs of the medicine at this time...
Who would have thought that he would ask Xiao Hei for an antidote with good words, but in the end, he gave him a piece of shit without saying a word...
It's real shit!It's pitch black, it's as if he was carved out of the same mold!
And the smell was so strong that Qin Ke felt like he was going to spit out the black rice porridge he ate in the morning... and he only took one breath to make a decision, this life!He doesn't want to eat any black food anymore!
"You, you, you...you can't shit!"
Just when he frantically raised his hand to shake off the black shit on his hand, Xiao Hei yelled in dissatisfaction, and even uttered a clear word "stupid" in order to express his emotions, and then slammed He jumped up and fell into Cai Yan's hands impartially.
"Hmm..." Cai Yan also smelled that smell, frowned, and found out her daughter's fragrant handkerchief with ease, and wiped it carefully for him.
Qin Ke restrained his actions with the feeling that he was dead, and did not throw the black shit out of his hands on the spot, but looked at Xiao Hei wanting to cry without tears, and asked: "What do you mean... Could it be this thing? Is it the antidote?"
Xiao Hei was obviously closer to Cai Yan, he glanced at Qin Ke out of the corner of his eye, and rolled his eyes at him like Cai Yan usually does.
"Stay farther away, can you not pass that thing to me, it really stinks." Cai Yan suppressed a smile, and took a big step back with a look of disgust, "And what are you so excited about?" , not for you to eat."
Gao Yishui had already burst into laughter, but fortunately he was still able to hold his cherished old piano tightly with one hand.
"Of course it's not for me to eat." Qin Ke sighed pitifully: "Next time you want to do this kind of thing, please say hello in advance. Wouldn't it be good for me to find something for you to cushion... such as tiles or something?" ..."
Cai Yan finally giggled out loud.
So after a while, everyone witnessed the extremely unbearable scene: the Confucian disciple who was poisoned was already dying, lying on a stretcher with his eyes closed, breathing slowly, but with a disgusting stench Approaching, he opened his eyes with some doubts...
What followed was a pig-killing performance. Several Confucian disciples held his hands and feet with almost all their strength. They even wondered if he was really poisoned, and where did such a strong force come from.
But when they raised their eyes and saw that it was stuffed with black shit, their eyes had already begun to roll up, showing a dying fellow, and their mood changed into a kind of silent mourning for a while, and at the same time, they subconsciously wanted to distance themselves from that A little girl, or rather the lizard on that little girl's shoulder, farther away, farther away.
In a quarter of an hour, the Confucian disciple's purple lips finally returned to their original blood color, but judging from his ashes-like eyes, pig liver-like complexion and disgusting black around the corners of his mouth, Qin Ke always felt that he was a Put another poison on him...
Qin Ke, who was full of guilt, took a deep breath, looked at Cai Yan suddenly, and said sincerely and solemnly to her: "I have been bitten by him so many times, if one day I also get poisoned, you must Stab me to death with a Bodhisattva sword...give me a good time..."
Cai Yan smiled, her eyes were gentle and considerate, and her voice was sweet: "Don't worry, if you get poisoned, I will definitely ask Xiao Hei for more 'antidote', and then I will feed you bite by bite... It’s best for you to get poisoned now, alas, I can’t wait..."
"..."
Volume [-]: Rain and Thunder
Chapter 6 and One Threesome in the Snow
After a cold wave from the north swept across the country, this winter has become extraordinarily cold.The river water condensed into ice, freezing some carp that were not smart enough, and the heavy snow covered the mountains and forests in a silver dress. Looking at the vast expanse of whiteness, people couldn't help but feel lonely.
And in such a piece of snow, a fluffy white fox is slowly crawling in it, sticking out its tongue to lick the gums from time to time, the hunger in its stomach is like a nightmare that cannot be driven away, it has been firmly established Grab it firmly.
In this heavy snowfall, it is unknown how many animals will die of hunger. Compared with the bears hiding in the caves, the foxes face such a barren winter, and their lives are obviously more difficult.
At this time, it seemed that God felt its suffering and felt a little pity. The white fox, which had been searching for miles in the snow, finally found a white fox that was frozen and frozen in the snow. pheasant.
The hungry white fox let out a happy cry, and began to use his legs to continuously dig the snow, ready to feast on it.
Although most of the pheasant's body was buried in the snow, and its flesh and blood had been frozen hard, as long as it had this kind of food, at least the white fox could survive the harsh winter for a few more days until it found new prey.
The sound of horseshoes in the distance seemed so melodious, and the neighing of horses mixed with the wind became particularly obvious in this snow field.
The white fox who was tearing apart the pheasant raised his head suspiciously, and looked into the distance, then a sharp wind swept in, and the black arrow kept enlarging in the eyes of the white fox, and then turned into a shadow of death, piercing into the The body of the white fox.
The white fox let out a terrible cry, and then fell down, lying on the white snow as if a small ball of new snow had been piled up on the snow.
The sound of hoofbeats came all the way to the front of the white fox. The sturdy bodies of the three war horses were like a hill, and the knight on the top was wearing a cloak, looking majestic and solemn.
Among them, Cao Meng, who was in the lead, walked all the way to the side of the white fox with a happy expression, and then picked up the white fox on the ground with a very beautiful movement, and laughed loudly: "Chang Yu, what did I say? Today you can get Three glasses of wine as fine."
Guan Changyu, who was dressed in a hunting suit, was tall and tall. At first glance, he looked like a towering giant god, but when he heard Cao Meng's laughter, a smile appeared on his calm and majestic face. At the same time, he cupped his hands and said: "The lord is brave. Although this white fox is cunning, he still cannot escape the palm of the lord. As for the matter of a few glasses of wine, it's just a trivial matter. So what if you punish him with three jars of wine? I'll just drink it."
"Okay! After all, it's the tiger general under my command. When you say these words, you will invisibly gain a bit of momentum." Cao Meng laughed loudly again, and then threw the white fox in his hand at Guan Changyu, saying, "Here is a gift to Guan Changyu." is you!"
The dead white fox drew an arc in the air, but it was far away from Guan Changyu's position, while Cao Meng's mouth revealed a mischievous snicker, obviously this kind of move was not his mistake, but deliberate.
However, Guan Changyu, the number one tiger general under Cao Meng's command, was not in a hurry, and smiled generously. While urging the horse, his legs jumped into the air with a shock. Before anyone could see his movements clearly, the white fox had already It fell into his firm hands.
The horse neighed, and Guan Changyu, who landed on the horse's back again, looked at the white fox in his hand, and laughed haha: "The fur of this white fox can make a good fox fur, the king is willing to part with it?"
"Take it away if you like it, there is no need to say more." Cao Meng said calmly: "Besides, you brought it back as a gift to my sister. After all, this thing belongs to our Cao family? My family, there is no need to talk about it .”
The Cao family is the wife of Cao Meng who married Guan Changyu as the master of Cao Meng. Although they are not actually related by blood to Cao Meng, they are still members of the same family. Just from this point of view, it is enough to see the weight of Guan Changyu in Cao Meng's heart .
However, as Guan Changyu, the number one fierce general in the sea, his master level cultivation is worthy of Cao Meng's different treatment.
After chatting casually with Guan Changyu, Cao Meng turned his gaze to the other person and sneered: "Liu De, you haven't talked all this time, and you said to bring you here to relax, but you still can't forget those military affairs? "
"Huh...ah?" Liu De, who had been thinking about it, seemed to have been awakened, then looked at Cao Meng, and said with a wry smile, "For important military and state affairs, I must do my best. Although I won this battle, the foundation of the Mo family is still there I'm afraid it won't be an easy task to defeat the Mohists. Once the Mohists send their troops to the southeast, they will cut off my supply..."
"Farewell to my ministers." Cao Meng interrupted him, showing a bit of displeasure, "This is not a military camp, let alone a palace. You and I are siblings, why are we so divided? Look at Chang Yu, They are much more comfortable than you, and there are not so many red tapes. Don’t everyone in the world call us northern barbarians? Then why do we have to bring all the smelly and hard things from the Central Plains?”
Liu De was dumb, and had nothing to answer for a moment, he could only nod helplessly: "I understand."
"It's my minister again." Cao Meng gave him a squinting look, then stared at the vast snow, and sighed: "Forget it, you have these stinking problems, and it's useless to talk about it. Speaking of which, my wine bag is already empty. Chang Yu, what about yours?"
Guan Changyu made an embarrassed and innocent expression.
"Drunkard!" Cao Meng cursed with a smile, but completely forgot that it was the wine worm in his stomach that started to scream first, but in this white snow field, how easy is it to find some hot wine?
"Is there any village nearby? If there is, you can go and ask for some wine." Cao Meng said slowly: "Send a signal to let Pi'er ride over with a tiger and leopard... um..."
It seemed to be responding to his question, but a figure just appeared from a distance. Although he wrapped himself tightly in cotton cloth, he still shivered, as if shivering because he couldn't stand the cold weather.
The three of Cao and Meng urged their horses to lean up, and said with a smile, "Why is this gentleman walking alone in the heavy snow? I wonder if there is any village nearby?"
If Qin Ke was here, I'm afraid he would have to yell out in shock when he saw this man. Isn't this man who is shivering like a mouse crossing the street the Uncle Ji in the village?
It's just that I haven't seen him for a while, and Uncle Ji obviously looks a lot older. The man who was only in his forties, but now he looks so haggard.It's just that the first time I saw the three war horses, I was frightened and ran wildly.
But no matter how fast Uncle Ji's two legs are, can they be faster than the gods in the Northland?
There was just a shrill hiss of the horse, and Uncle Ji felt his eyes go dark, and the horse had already stopped in front of him horizontally. Although the man on the horse was not very tall, his cold eyes looked like a head. A tiger that devours people.
Uncle Ji let out a scream, and immediately knelt down. It was obviously cold snow, but every time he kowtowed to the extreme, he almost buried his whole head in the snow. It was only a few breaths, his hair, His eyebrows and nose were covered with snowflakes.
"Master...Master, please spare me." Uncle Ji tremblingly said, "I'm just a farmer, not a soldier. My son is sick, and I have to take medicine to save him. It's too late. If you want to kill me, Jun Ye, let me deliver the medicine first, even if you die, I will be grateful."
The equestrian skills of Liu De and others are naturally not weaker than Cao Meng, but they have already reached Cao Meng's side in the blink of an eye.
Guan Changyu was about to say something, but he saw that Liu De had jumped off his horse suddenly, and arrived at Uncle Ji's side in a few steps, and he helped Uncle Ji up vigorously.
"It doesn't have to be like this." If it is said that Liu De's body was not covered with snow at the beginning, and he looked elegant, but now that he has helped Uncle Ji, his body has also been covered with a lot of snow, and the clothes on his chest are also exposed. It was a bit messy, but he didn't care about the dirt and dirt. He just kept comforting Uncle Ji and said, "We're just asking for directions. Don't be afraid, fellow."
At the same time, Cao Meng and Guan Changyu had already dismounted. Seeing Liu De's appearance, both of them were moved.
Chapter 6: There Are Villains in the Army
If it is said that most of Cao Meng's fierce generals followed him because of their selfish desire to make contributions and get ahead, then Liu De is undoubtedly the biggest outlier among them.
As a military adviser Jijiu with more than [-] people in Canghai, many people had imagined his extravagant life, but until these people actually saw Liu De's mansion in Canghai with their own eyes, they all showed consternation look.
The so-called Liu De mansion in the legend is just a remote adobe hut, the size is only more than ten acres square, placed in the whole of Canghai, I am afraid that even a county magistrate can live more luxuriously than him.
When Cao Meng first heard this statement, he smiled lightly and did not believe it, but one day he rode a horse to the remote hut to discuss matters with Liu De, and only then did he really see his own self-made straw sandals, carrying a Wooden barrels, and the military officer who used a gourd ladle to water the vegetable garden in the courtyard, made him almost fall off his horse in shock.
Afterwards, Cao Meng found out that the reason why Liu De was so poor was that he distributed most of his monthly salary to the poor people, repaired their huts that were crushed by the heavy snow, built schools for their children, and invited the famous private school teacher...
Cao Meng, who knew all this, had tears in his eyes, and clinging to Liu De's hand, he ordered to build an official residence for him on the spot.
However, Liu De shook his head, and even declined repeatedly afterwards, rejecting Cao Meng's award with the statement that "the country is not yet rich, and ministers often sleep in government offices, so there is no need to spend money on construction projects."
Up to now, Liu De still lives in that hut, wearing the straw sandals he wove, and watering his vegetable garden.
This man who came from a poor family had obviously never been favored by anyone, but in his heart, it seemed that he only wanted to save the world and the suffering people from the beginning to the end.
Back in the past, the first time Liu De walked into the capital of the Canghai Kingdom was in the frozen northern land. He walked all the way into the official office of the Canghai Kingdom. His voice was as cold as ice, but it was far more passionate than the sound of clashing swords.
"I am willing to use myself as a rock under the foot of the ruler, to fulfill the ambition of the ruler, to restore peace to the world, and to restore peace to the people, and I will not hesitate to smash my body to pieces!"
It was also from that day on that Cao Meng had such a military officer offering wine under his command. Under the national policy implemented by Liu De, the strength of the Canghai Navy was flourishing, and it gradually showed the trend of plotting the world.
And his two sworn brothers are rare fierce generals in the world. Guan Changyu and Zhang Yi have fought on the grassland for many years. Also allow it three points.
Has it been more than ten years?
Cao Meng looked at Liu De, showing a faint smile, but then he seemed to think of something, and he felt a bit chilled, and slightly frowned with a bit of coldness, he said softly: "Brother, why are you treating us like this?" Fear? Where are you from?"
Seeing the northern barbarian war horse led by the three of them, Uncle Ji became more and more flustered: "I... don't come from somewhere, I really don't come from anywhere, I'm just a... farming..."
Liu De smiled slightly, guessed something, and expressed comfort: "Don't be afraid, we are not Canghai people, we are just travelers from Jingwu, these war horses are just bought from those northern barbarians ..."
"Bought it?" Uncle Ji was also a little dubious, but he took a closer look at Liu De, and indeed saw some characteristics of a southerner from the outline of his gentle face. Finally he felt relieved, and then turned his gaze Carefully transferred to Cao Meng and Guan Changyu.
Cao Meng and Guan Changyu were born in the Central Plains, and they have no blood relationship with the Northern Man, so no matter how carefully they observed, they still couldn't find out the appearance of a barbarian. Uncle Ji observed for a long time, and although he was still a little dubious, he didn't believe it anymore. Scared as much as I started.
Seeing that Uncle Ji relaxed, Liu De asked while the iron was hot: "In that case, fellow, can you tell me where you are from?"
"Scared me to death... I thought it was those northern barbarians." Uncle Ji also sighed, "Recently those northern barbarians have been killing people everywhere, and... robbing people for money. I have a distant relative in the village. I was working in the county town, but because I was a bit more delicate, I was kidnapped by a barbarian, and when I came back the next day, I threw myself into a well..."
After Liu De heard it, his face was a little shocked, and then he raised his eyes to look at Cao Meng, and met those cold eyes like tigers and wolves.
Everyone said that the Lord of Canghai was the tiger of the north, but these eyes seemed to be responding to this title, and they really carried a cold killing intent.
"What's the name of that barbarian you mentioned?" Cao Meng said indifferently.
Uncle Ji was still cowardly. He didn't even dare to look at Cao Meng. He only dared to face Liu De, and tried his best to pronounce the awkward pronunciation of the barbarian's name: "It seems to be... Zhe what Mick? No, it should be Zhe Leather?"
Although he only spoke a rough pronunciation, Cao Meng's eyes quickly flashed a bright light, and the atmosphere around him suddenly became cold.
Of course Cao Meng knew what the name was. It wasn't Zhemiike or Zhepige, but Zhebige. He is the most valued archer under his command.
Among the thousands of armies, the battles between practitioners are often coerced by the army, and it is difficult to really meet each other, but the archer is different. Jebeg's cultivation is only the realm of a small master, and he can rely on his unpredictable skills. As for archery, there were as many as 16 young masters who died in his hands, and they could be regarded as hard-working warriors.
After entering Hongguan from Canghai, the troops under his command naturally needed to be stationed everywhere in order to face possible counterattacks by the Mohists, but what he did not expect was that even though he had repeatedly told his subordinates not to disturb the people, there were still people who would His words fell on deaf ears.
Guan Changyu, who has always disdained to hide his feelings, snorted coldly when he heard Uncle Ji's words: "What kind of thing is Zhebige? He even engaged in rape and robbery? Just such a person is worthy of being my servant." General?"
"It's not easy to talk nonsense." Uncle Ji looked at Guan Changyu, a big man, and was a little scared, but because he was so outspoken and swearing, he felt a little good in his heart, shook his head and said, "If you travel here, you should be cautious." Talking, if it is overheard by Jebeg's minions, it will be bad."
"Oh, I'm afraid he won't succeed..."
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