Start with my team leader in film and television Author: There is a detective
Introduction:
Brief Introduction I saw them in a remote town in southern Yunnan, and everyone looked like they were not stingy.
In the blink of an eye, they were shoulder-to-shoulder and turned into low, unnamed tombstones among the green hills and green grass; Gaoshan Nantianmen.
The head of the group said that he owed more than 1000 graves, and then he was taken aback and said that there are too many lice, and they are not afraid of being bitten. They are all 'bugs' that have died and no one has buried them.The leader cried, he wanted to sleep forever with those bugs, but he was afraid that there would be no hope after death...
Chapter 1 The Rain in Southern Yunnan
In a remote town in southern Yunnan, Chen Yu tightened his grip on his dirty lieutenant, the captain's rank on his collar was no longer there.
Everything can be used here, women, children, rags... even rifles, mortars, even soldiers can't take their own lives.Chen Yu turned his head and looked angrily at the hungry bastards with green eyes. These people are really bastards, out-and-out bastards.
I have been here for more than half a year, but I have only been here for two or three months.In the beginning, the residents would offer themselves food and water, but now they will offer themselves spit and white eyes. The difference between us and the Japanese soldiers are lice, cockroaches, and transit locusts.
They hate transit locusts, but that doesn't mean they like lice and cockroaches.
Chen Yu didn't have anything of value, and he didn't want to go to the pawn shop. The most important thing was that there was a place where these scumbags could eat, but the black guy lying on the chair and knocking watermelon seeds was really hard for him to get past.
The black man spat out the watermelon rind and pointed to the wooden sign on the pillar, "You bastard, you don't owe money here. You bastard bastards, if you have the ability to beat me, the things in my house are worthless." Take it hard, if you don’t take it, I’ll stuff it in your crotch and take it away.”
Chen Yu smiled embarrassingly and squatted down to pinch Milong's thick calf, full of hospitality.
"Master Long, what you said is that this group of bastards can't be embarrassed when they fall to this level, but I'm different, I don't pretend to be a bastard. If you have no money, you have no money. It's not like Chief Ayi, who waits on those flowers all day long." broken flower."
"Okay, I like it if you don't pretend to be a kid." Milong was startled and then pointed to the wooden sign and said, "You can't do it if you don't pretend to be a kid. I know what you want to do. Those things in the house are all useless. , if I punch you three times, I will give you three cans."
"Master Long was joking, can I take three punches from you with my body?"
Chen Yu looked around, and all the scumbags in the shelter stuck their heads out.Bula was sitting on the ground trying to catch lice, and Douban licked his dry lips. Looking at it, the old and immortal veterinarian pointed to the room in embarrassment, meaning that there are still a lot of wounded in his room, hurry up, boy.
"Lord Long, I have no money, but I have a watch."
"A can."
"The watch is silver."
"Five."
"The watch is a lady's watch."
When Mi Long heard this, he immediately waved away Chen Yu impatiently, "Take it, take it away, what kind of women's things do you guys want, and who do you want to give it to?"
"It will be sent out one day, just look!"
With some distress, Chen Yu took out a brand new watch from his underwear pocket. He had this watch since he woke up. There were a pair of watches, one for women and one for men.The men's watch was exchanged for sulfonamide by Qi Mazi in Dongshi. The guy saw that this watch was a good thing, and was about to cheat himself, and then Milong appeared...
Milong was specially asked by Chen Yu, saying that he was invited to eat noodles, and that he was also from the Northeast, but Milong slapped him before he could say the word 'Northeast'.
Said that Chen Yu's Peking accent was similar to that of Meng Fan's crippled man, so that he was afraid of being tricked and said, pretending to be from the Northeast, pretending to have gone to his hometown.Chen Yuyou couldn't describe his suffering. His Mandarin accent was quite similar to that of Peking, but he was from Hunan, a serious Hunanese.
From then on, Chen Yu didn't pretend to be a kid with Milong. This guy had to smooth his hair, and he said it bluntly and added a little bit of worldly sophistication.Chen Yu knew that Milong had been fascinated by this watch for a day or two, and deliberately pretended to be in front of him. Who knows why a hearty and generous Northeast man became such a philistine?
"Master Long." Chen Yu leaned sideways and whispered into Milong's ear, "That old veterinarian has nothing to eat, and the wounded in the house are not considered dead from illness, but starved to death. The big guys all stir food in a pot Brothers who eat, let them eat a full meal before they die, this means I have arrived here, do you think it will work?"
"It's none of my business. There are many people dying of starvation and sickness all over the world. Do I have to take care of it?"
"That's what I said." Chen Yu smiled wryly and said, "If I had the ability, I wouldn't let my brothers starve and suffer. Change, change as much as you can."
Milong got up and stood under the eaves, then kicked Yangdanzi's butt. "Asshole, give me ten cans in the house, and a box of biscuits, why don't you have any eyesight?"
"Alas..."
Yangdanzi crawled into the room, took out a pile of canned food and biscuits, carefully looked at Milong and put them on the table.
"Master Long, it's all here, ten cans and a box of biscuits."
Milong waved his hand and turned around, then picked up the canned food on the table and threw it at Bula, Yaoma, and Kangya, and put his arms around Chen Yu's shoulders, his broad palms almost knocked Chen Yu three inches short.
"Remember, you bastards, the dead fish is my brother. I recognize this brother, and I will remember everything clearly!"
"Don't, don't, I don't dare to be a brother with you, Master Long. Master Long is showing love."
"Pretending to be a kid again, saying that you are, I am the first one to see you treat them as brothers in the world, he is a good man, worth it!"
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Although he made a brother, the watch was still taken away by Milong. Chen Yu knew that this seemingly very nervous guy was more careful than his little wife.
The cans and biscuits were immediately taken away by the veterinarian, and a few short-sighted guys tried to steal them, and then they were besieged by Chen Yu and a group of minions, especially Bu Lai and Snake Butt.Bula was not Chen Yu's soldier, Chen Yu was originally a company commander, and when he saw Bula on the way to flee for his life, he said that he was also from Hunan. Seeing that Chen Yu was a good man, he ran behind him.
The snake's butt is a chef, and he is most concerned about the ingredients. With a kitchen knife, he dances like a tiger, and he can't get in if he is idle.A guy with no eyes was stabbed in the butt by a snake, but no one cared, only the veterinarian yelled and wiped his tears. The unlucky guy didn't cry when he was stabbed, but he was scared and cried when he entered the veterinarian's wounded room .
Chen Yu squatted on the wall with a cigarette between his fingers.Kang Ya, who was also in the uniform of a lieutenant officer, snatched the butt of the cigarette, and Chen Yu just kicked him twice in anger. The latter swallowed the clouds with a smile, and then was choked and scolded 'dead fish, a salted fish that suffered a thousand knives '.
"I added dried lotus leaf rolls, it's your fault if you don't choke to death, where did that cripple go?"
Although Kang Ya couldn't bear the choking, she still couldn't bear to let go of this cigarette butt. "Ghost knows where he got bored. I saw him limping along the wall in the morning. He couldn't even call back. I guess he probably found a hole and buried himself alive."
While talking, a thin lieutenant officer walked in with staggering steps, carrying a big pumpkin on his shoulders.
"Hey! Brothers, why did you eat it? The pumpkin that the little grandfather found after a half-day search does not need to be opened. What are you eating? You can smell the fragrance as soon as you walk through the door, and you can give the little grandfather a bite. ?"
"Damn it, damn it! This cripple has no food to eat!" Chen Yu saw that the pumpkin on his shoulder was so angry that he didn't have to change his watch if he knew that there was a pumpkin to eat.
"I'm bored, you came just in time, there is still good stuff hidden in the dead fish, let's search him." Kang Ya dropped the cigarette butt and stood up and shouted.
"That watch belongs to his fiancée. What else do you want to find from him? Maybe his pocket is cleaner than your face now. Then, I am so exhausted today, why is no one giving me a massage? ah?"
"I'll come, I'll come."
Just after eating a bowl of canned biscuits, Mushy Bula took the pumpkin, then helped the panting tired to the eaves, pinched his legs and beat his back hard, very attentive.
"I'm bored, can I keep these pumpkin seeds secret? I plan to plant them in the ground so that we will have pumpkins to eat next year. Do you think I'm smart?"
"Hey! Brothers, did you hear that we are not hot today?" I started to sneer in a strange way: "Next year, it will be a good thing if you can survive tomorrow. Will you have a life to eat next year?"
"Yes!"
If it is not spicy, it will be a matter of pumpkin next year. "No more, no more."
Chen Yu said: "Snake butt, open up the pumpkin, and dry the pumpkin seeds in the sun. Who, Gu Mai, go outside early tomorrow to collect firewood, fry it in a few days and send it to Milong, I see He knocked watermelon seeds all day long and his mouth was crooked."
"Okay! I'll go early tomorrow, officer." Bean Cake, who was eating in a porcelain bowl, happily agreed.
"Kowtow to you, uncle, if your grandma's mouth is crooked, I won't be crooked! Pumpkin seeds are fried for me and sent here, worth a can."
Not far away, Milong who was in the warehouse cursed loudly, but he didn't reject the pumpkin seeds.
Chapter 2 Familiar people
Chen Yu, who was full of food and drink, was lying under the eaves basking in the sun. The snake's buttocks were sticking out to boil water. The smoke was heavy and the fire was low.
The swarthy veterinarian brought out a wooden basin from the so-called medical center, and there was a large pile of used bandages in the basin. The bandages were even stained black with dirty blood, and they were washed and used again and again.Even though the bandages were dirty, the veterinarian still couldn't bear to throw them away, because he couldn't save people, but changing the bandages for the wounded every day seemed to be his last dignity as a doctor.
"I can't be pinched, I can't be pinched, Company Commander Chen, look at these brats who don't even bother to pick up firewood, and you don't talk about them. You are the company commander. You don't care who is in charge of this shelter?"
Chen Yu asked lazily: "Who picked up this firewood? Next time you do this, don't eat. Everyone eats with fat stomachs and doesn't do serious things. I heard that the country's affairs are difficult, and the chairman only has one meal a day. You have a more comfortable life than Chang Shenkai."
"Suck shit on you, get these wet firewood, eat rice without rice, kill you!" The snake's buttocks that were burning the fire protested, his eyes were so smoked that he couldn't open his eyes.
After a full meal, the chop sueys returned to the state of doing nothing. They were either looking for food on the way or swearing at the street when they were full.
Everyone in the shelter yard quickly began to scold and fight. When they got angry, some people tried to find out who picked up the firewood. In the end, they coughed twice, and Douban beside him collapsed.Dou Bing is the one who can bully anyone in this yard, but Yao Ma is the one who bullies him the most and the one who is most willing to protect him.
Bean cake, whose real name is Gu Mai.
Chen Yu waved him to go away, he had just had a full meal and didn't want to waste his energy on cursing people, especially the one who was still topped with bean cakes.Knowing the culprit, Bu La, who was squatting on the steps, threw a stone on Yao Ma's head, and it hit Yao Ma's forehead, tears were about to fall from the pain.
"Are you crazy?"
Bula said confidently: "The officer told you to take care of your little brother, and kill your son-in-law again next time, do you hear me?"
"You son of a bitch, are you scolding that son of a bitch?"
"Call you a bitch!"
"..."
In the end, the impatient Chen Yu gave him a kick. He is not afraid of the officer if he is not hot, but he is afraid of death.But he had to know that he had done something wrong, not to mention that Chen Yu was an officer and he didn't dare to do it wrong, so he got into the house and fell asleep after being out of breath.
As soon as Yao Ma entered, another door was opened, and a major officer with meticulous hair and white hair came out of the room, holding a white towel in his hand.The broken soldiers in the shelter are all sloppy, and it is common to have lice on their bodies, but Chief Ayi is definitely a different kind, which also proves that he has difficulty in communicating with the broken soldiers.
"Corporal Li Sifu, it is wrong for you to shift the responsibility to Doubing like this. The orders given by Company Commander Chen must be implemented, and must be implemented in place, so that we can form a strong iron stream. Orders and prohibitions are the duty of soldiers, and the orders given to you It has to be done, it's not good..."
No one listened to Ah Yi's reprimand, he is the worst officer in this shelter, and also the most outrageous officer.There are a total of five officers in the shelter, Ah Yi, Fanla, Siyu, Kang Ya, and Li Wula, and the last Li Wula is the enemy of the entire shelter.
While cooking just now, Li Wula lifted the lid of the pot with a broken bowl very rudely. As a military officer, living such a shameless appearance naturally won't be recognized by everyone.Then the snake's buttocks also picked up the half-dry and half-wet firewood and gave him a stick, beating him half to death and throwing him aside.
Snake Butt is a veteran. According to Chen Yu's known knowledge, he is a proper veteran. He said that he fought the Battle of Songhu, followed the Cantonese Army and fought out from Nanjing City. He was the only one left when he fought the Cantonese Army.With such a qualification, the Central Army is now at least a sergeant or a second lieutenant platoon leader, but he is still a corporal.
When he first came here, Chen Yu did not beat Li Wula less often, even Li Wula, who had never beaten Li Wula for grabbing food. This seemed to be a sign of joining the small circle of the asylum.This small circle is composed of military officers and people who can read and write. It was initiated by Fanla and Chen Yu, and took advantage of Ah Yi's rank of major to block the gun.
Not everyone in the shelter is acquainted with each other. The scum such as Bu La, Yao Ma, Snake Butt, etc. is close to a few officers, because they know that the officers are at least useful, so they form a small gang.This small circle is basically dominated by Chen Yu, Fanla, Kang Ya, and veterinarians, and Ah Yi counts as half of them.
While everyone was yelling at each other, Chen Yu saw a man who definitely had a grudge against an honest gentleman walked into the yard, carrying a bag of things on his back, bulging, and then quietly walked into Milong's warehouse.He came out after a while, keeping his right hand in his pocket, making a slight metal clanging sound as he walked.
This person is the dean of the asylum, and he is also the one who sucks blood from the rout soldiers. The materials distributed by the superior are intercepted and squeezed layer by layer, and finally all fall into his hands.
Chen Yu walked into Milong's warehouse slowly, and was pushed out before entering the gate. Milong locked the gate impatiently and pushed Chen Yu out of the eaves.
"What are you doing! Go to Lao Tzu's warehouse if you have nothing to do, you are a weasel, why don't you go to see a hole?"
"What did this bastard give you in exchange? How many halves did you give him?"
Milong stretched out his hand and scratched his head, stretched out his fingers to count on his head, Chen Yu immediately knew it.To exchange things for money, this old guy either goes to a brothel or drinks. This amount is just enough to go to the brothel after drinking.
"Don't say it's me, I didn't say anything."
"I invite you to be a fan tomorrow morning."
"Just enough."
After getting the answer, Chen Yu went back to the pile of scum with great entanglement. He had long wanted to mess with this bastard dean. He didn't know anyone when he first came, but now he has people, and they are all scum who are not afraid of death.
The limping little grandfather came slowly, sat on the ground with difficulty and sighed, from the expression on his face, it could be seen that he knew what Chen Yu wanted to do.
"Friends, I would like to remind you that if you don't do it right, people will die, and everyone in this courtyard will lose their heads."
"Do you want your legs? I finished the sulfonamides I gave you earlier, and your legs still haven't healed. After this vote, maybe I can take you to see a serious doctor, not this one. Half-baked veterinarians, both of us are highly educated people, don't you feel sad when you see them and you?"
Fanla taunted: "You have the same virtue as Milong, you are both masters who are not afraid of death and trouble. But the young master is not a vegetarian master. There are not many people in this yard who obey your orders. Once you go out, you will be regarded as a master. The flies in the latrine know that you did it, and they thought you knew something from the book, and you read the book into the stomach of a dog."
"You read a lot, do you have an idea?"
"When it gets dark, the young master will come here for a while. The night is dark and the wind is high, and the knight will walk with his sword."
"You alone?"
Fanla stared at Chen Yu in disbelief, "I'm alone, are you waiting for me to deliver food to him?"
"Are we together?"
"Otherwise? It's fresh, just make the vegetables dizzy, and kill them if they are found. Anyway, Zenda clears out several carts of corpses every day."
Chapter 3 Anger
The well-fed scum gathered together, and what they talked about was not about the glorious past, let alone the proud stories of fighting on the battlefield, but all the unspeakable obscenities.
They are happy to share their few romantic and happy things with everyone, and they can be happy every day. They never talk about their ambitions, because they don't know what ambition is.The one with the highest ambition in the shelter is Ah Yi. Although he plays with his own flowers all day long, he inspires and leads troops to fight from the remote Yunnan in the southwest to Shanghai in the southeast.
Chen Yu lay quietly on a piece of land belonging to him in the concierge, waiting quietly for the dark. This land is his dwelling place, not big but very clean. Unpleasant smell coming from.The smell is herbal and mixed with the smell of disinfectant water. If you say that the person who is the best at merging things, it must be a veterinarian. He tried his best in the medical skills he learned, whether it is Chinese medicine or Western medicine, but he has never saved a life. people.
As the dusk faded away, Kang Ya's face that always felt that others owed him came closer, smiling meanly.
"Is there anything I can do with needle and thread? I'll borrow it."
"roll!"
"Okay."
Chen Yu cursed, turned over and changed his posture.Kang Ya is such a person who likes to borrow things, because he doesn't have many things. When the bomb fell, he even blew up his car, and all his belongings were in the car.
After turning his head for a few seconds, there was another extremely annoying face. Bu La was the most unseemly person in the shelter, his hair was dirty and he didn't know how many lice were in it.But he was naughty, even a first-class soldier was able to get along well with this group of soldiers, and Yao Ma was the brother who burned the yellow paper, and burned it in front of Chen Yu.
"Officer, let me tell you something, don't hit me." Bula is afraid of officials. He used to be afraid of magistrates, but after seeing military officers beating magistrates, he is no longer afraid of magistrates, but now he is even more afraid of military officers.
"Let the fart go."
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