"Congratulations, Mr. Jijiu!" Guo Butou and other masters turned their heads, cupping their hands and laughing.
"Same joy, same joy!" Lin Beifan responded with a smile.
Lin Beifan laughed, the empress laughed, and so did the master Guo catcher!
Everyone performed well in this double reed, and everyone gained a lot. I am very satisfied!
Only Minister of the Ministry of War was not satisfied, he felt that he was kept in the dark from beginning to end and became a victim!
So, he attacked on the spot!predict.
Chapter 156 The Minister of the Ministry of War who has been deflated continuously!
"Lin Jijiu, since you have been involved in this matter for a long time, why didn't you tell me about it? Did you deliberately read my joke?" Li Kaiguang, Shangshu of the Ministry of War, said angrily.
Lin Beifan felt very aggrieved: "Master Li, let's get over what you said! When I proposed to hold water training, I had already specifically instructed you! Who knows, Mr. Li, you don't know good people, saying that you have your own arrangements, don't bother I'm bothered! If I continue to talk, wouldn't it be annoying?"
"This..." Li Kaiguang was speechless.
"Your Majesty, as well as the civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty, can all testify for my ministers!" Lin Beifan said confidently with his head held high.
The empress suppressed a smile and said: "Li Aiqing, I saw it at the time, Lin Aiqing did tell you! But, you don't seem to take his words seriously, and now something happened and you still blame the other party, what's the reason?"
"I was confused for a while, please forgive me, Your Majesty!" Li Kaiguang immediately raised his hand.
"You should apologize to Lin Aiqing, not to me!" The Empress pointed at Lin Beifan.
"My lord..." Li Kaiguang was extremely unwilling.
"Why, the majestic Minister of the Ministry of War, doesn't even have this bit of courage?" The empress scolded loudly: "It seems that you haven't learned enough lessons, do you need me to teach you how to do it?"
"No... no need!" Li Kaiguang turned his head, looked at Lin Beifan's somewhat smug smiling face, bowed his hands, and said in a very aggrieved way: "Mo Hong, the first starter," Lin Jijiu, I was impulsive just now. Don't hesitate to say, I apologize to you now!"
Lin Beifan hurriedly said: "Master Li, you are welcome! When people get angry and confused, just pay attention next time!"
Li Shangshu was so angry that his mouth slanted and his eyes slanted, and next time?
Once is enough!
He even suspected that this was done by him, just to plot against him!
This little pussy!
Don't fall into my hands, or you will look good!
"Okay, this is the end of this matter!" The empress waved her hand, drawing a pause for this matter.
Next, Lin Beifan shifted the focus of his work back to the Imperial College.
Recently, Lin Beifan was very happy.
Because it was the monthly exam day again, Lin Beifan stole a large sum of money from those yamen.
The little princess is also very happy.
In the past, she could only bully dozens of yamen, and it was always those people who beat her up, which was really not enjoyable enough.
Now, she can actually bully the dandies all over the country!
It's really cool to beat whoever is upset!
It should not be said to be bullying, it should be said to be an education of love!
She took a test paper, slapped it in front of Gao Tianyu, put her hands on her hips, and said angrily: "Look at this monthly test, you failed again! This is the first time, don't you think so?" It's shameful, even my class teacher thinks it's shameful!"
He raised his small fist: "Is it because the education I love is not enough, do you want to take a few more punches?"
Gao Tianyu's face was full of tiredness, and he said very weakly: "Little princess, I have tried my best to take the exam! According to the level of the last monthly exam, I will definitely pass, but who knows that this monthly exam is so difficult, I can't help it !"
"Yeah, it's too difficult, it's killing me!"
"Even the students in other classes, not many pass!"
"It made my head go bald!"
……
Everyone complained one after another.
"Is it difficult? You guys don't know how to take the test!" The little princess shouted like someone who has experienced it: "There are routines in this kind of test. You should think about the intention of the questioner! Think about it, why did he There will be such a question, what is the content of the test! After thinking clearly, answering the question will be easy!"
"I've already figured it out, but I still can't!" Gao Tianyu's face was full of despair, his eyes were loveless.
The little princess said puzzledly: "Since I figured it out, why can't I?"
"Because he wants me to die!" Gao Tianyu gritted his teeth.
Little Princess: "Pfft!"
Then he hilariously laughed out loud, "You're really right!"
Other yamen: "Pfft!"
"Little princess, can you help me persuade Jijiu to stop asking such difficult questions! My family really has no money, at least I have no money, please forgive me and let me go! "
"Yes, little princess, help me persuade me to drink! I have been studying hard for the past few months, and I have made great progress! But who knows that the questions he asked are getting more and more difficult, I am really desperate!"
"Little princess, I have reformed myself, please stop torturing me, give me a chance!"
"Little Princess, if it succeeds this time, I will agree to whatever you ask me to do!"
……
Everyone begged.
The vanity of the little princess was greatly satisfied.
The little face was very proud, and waved his hand indifferently: "Okay, okay, then I'll persuade him not to take the exam so difficult next time! But I dare not guarantee it!"
The yamen were overjoyed: "Thank you, little Princess!"
So, the little princess happily went to find Lin Beifan.
"Little princess, why are you here?" Lin Beifan put down the document in his hand and smiled.
"Lin Beifan, can you come up with such difficult questions in the next monthly exam? My students have been made suspicious of life!" The little princess said straight to the point.
Lin Beifan was puzzled and said, "Is it difficult? I can do it with my eyes closed!"
The little princess was very frantic: "You are the champion of the new subject, and these questions are of course pediatrics to you! But they are all a bunch of scumbags. It is not easy to make such great progress in the past few months. Give them a way out, otherwise I'm afraid they will be overwhelmed and commit suicide!"
"Okay, I won't give such a difficult question next time!" Lin Beifan readily agreed.
He also knows the principle of exhausting water to catch fish, he must give them a little hope, and hang them slowly.
After fattening, continue to slaughter.
"En! Thank you!" The little princess smiled happily, as if Lin Beifan did this to save her face.
He took out an exquisite small box from his pocket, and said with some reluctance and anticipation: "Lin Beifan, this is my favorite snack, let's eat together!"
"Okay!" Lin Beifan nodded with a smile.
Then, the two climbed to the highest point of the Guozijian, sat side by side on the fence, and ate snacks while looking at the beautiful scenery in the distance.
There are not many snacks, just two or three bites.
But the scenery is so beautiful that I can't bear to leave.
At this time, the sun had already set in the west, and the golden sunlight shone on her body. It was not hot, but rather warm and very comfortable.
The two of them were bathed in the golden sunlight, shining brightly, like a golden boy and a jade girl.
"This scenery is so beautiful, I really want to go on like this forever!"
The little princess's short legs dangled boredly, and she rested her chin on her hands: "I suddenly realized that a person's life is so short. I don't know why I have been doing nothing all the time. I don't know how much beauty I have let down! Sometimes people should slow down, maybe they will Discover a different scenery! Lin Beifan, don’t you think so?”
"Yes, you are absolutely right!" Lin Beifan nodded immediately.
The little princess turned to look at Lin Beifan, and suddenly asked a philosophical question: "By the way, Lin Beifan, what do you think people are doing in life?"
"For money and women!" Lin Beifan didn't hesitate.
The little princess came over with a small fist, and said angrily: "I hate it! You are a dignified champion of the new department, and you are also the sacrificial wine of the Imperial College, how can you be so vulgar?"
"For career and love!" Lin Beifan said with a noble face 0......
"It's not the same!" The little princess nodded in satisfaction, but was dumbfounded in the next second: "Well, isn't it the same?"
"It's different!"
"What's the difference?" the little princess asked angrily.
Lin Beifan plausibly said: "Money is vulgar, career is noble! Love is great, women are..."
"What is a woman?" The little princess's fist approached.
"Women are cute!" Lin Beifan continued to plausibly say: "So, people can live without money, but they can't live without career! People can live without women, but they can't live without love!"
The little princess was dumbfounded again: "Without women, how can there be love?"
"Little princess, you really have long hair and short knowledge!" Lin Beifan laughed and said, "Love is great, not only transcending national borders, but also transcending gender and race! Have you never heard a saying? Men and men are together True love, men and women are just for reproduction!"
The little princess laughed angrily: "I am really defeated by your serious nonsense!"
Lightly punched Lin Beifan a few times, and the two continued to enjoy the beauty of the sunset.
The little princess turned her head slightly, and seeing Lin Beifan's side face, for some reason, she found it rather attractive and charming.
Turning away with a slightly red face, he continued to rest his chin with both hands: "Lin Beifan, let me ask you another question!"
"Ask, I will know everything and say everything!"
The little princess's eyes were a little blurred: "I heard that when a person is in danger, whichever person's name is called out proves that that person is the most important in his heart! When you are in danger, whose name are you calling out?" ?”
After asking, he looked at Lin Beifan expectantly.
"Whose name am I calling..." Lin Beifan fell into deep thought and did not answer.
The little princess couldn't help asking, "Is it your parents' names?"
Lin Beifan shook his head: "No!"
The little princess asked again: "Is it the names of your brothers and sisters?"
Lin Beifan shook his head again: "No, I don't have brothers and sisters!"
The little princess asked three times: "Is it Senior Sister?"
Lin Beifan shook his head again: "No!"
The little princess asked four times: "Is it sister Rushuang?"
"Lin Beifan shook his head again: "No! "
The little princess lowered her head shyly: "No...it's me?"
Lin Beifan shook his head again: "No!"
Finally, after asking around, Lin Beifan didn't answer.
The little princess was angry: "Who is it?"
Lin Beifan frowned: "I don't know either! I've been thinking, who is 'Fuck'! Why did I call out his name when I was in danger!"
The little princess: "Fuck!"
"Little princess, so you are the same!" Lin Beifan said happily as if he had found a bosom friend.
"Get out! Who is your bosom friend? Who will shout this word when it is dangerous?" The little princess's small fist came over again, and she said with a smile: "You want to laugh at me to death... are you willing?"
Do not want to be happy!
This guy is really, casually hilarious every time!
I really want to go on like this forever!
At this moment, they found a man in armor riding a black horse galloping fast on the street ahead.
Rampage, no one stopped.
Lin Beifan's expressions changed.
"Eight hundred miles, hurry up! Something big happened!".
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