Who is not a monk

"Ow?"

"Almost, it's very similar to Aow." Chen Shu educated it patiently, "Just remember to put one more touch before the pronunciation of Aow, and it will become a cat."

"Cat~"

"That's right, that's right." Chen Shu grinned and nodded repeatedly, "That's the correct name for a cat."

"Cat~"

"Excuse me, Miss Taozi." Chen Shu clenched his hand into a fist and handed it to Taozi's mouth as a microphone, "Are you a puppy or a kitten?"

"cat!"

"That's right..."

Chen Shu was very satisfied with this.

Looking at the time, it was almost noon, the sun outside was abundant, and the sea of ​​mirrors was sparkling.

……

Yujing is also a sunny day today.

Sunny after snow.

The sun was shining so white on the snow that there was not a single cloud in the sky, and there were no birds in sight.

The place where Zhang Yogurt and Wu Aiwei are going to fight is in the forest behind Yu'an Temple. Because it is a private fight, it is not easy to apply for the venue of the military academy, and although the venue of the military academy has been done very well, it is still inferior to this vast mountain forest. Not a lot.

The group of friends found a small hillside as an auditorium.

Jianzong and Wang Ting each had a senior present, on the one hand acting as a referee and security officer, on the other hand ensuring that their own disciples would not suffer.

Zhang Yogurt arrived at Yu'an Temple yesterday, but she came late on purpose and walked slowly on purpose.

Here's her strategy—

Including bubbling in the group every day before, it was also her strategy.

Thinking of how hard she practiced before, she fought with a seventh-level martial artist every day, and was beaten all over her body every day. Sometimes she couldn't breathe, and she had to pull out her mobile phone and wake up for a while before she dared to pass out.

Just to pretend he didn't care.

When the time comes, Zhang Yogurt will win. You see, Zhang Yogurt can win Tianshuiqun. Hey, hey, it proves that the gap between the two is unimaginable. As a traitor, it is really impossible for Wang Ting to be compared with the 4000-year-old Jianzong .

In case, in case he was careless and led to a tie, it was Zhang Yogurt who was fooling around and underestimated the enemy before the game, so that hey hey took advantage of the loophole.

As for losing...

impossible!

The final winner is always Zhang Yogurt!

Zhang Yogurt is cheerful.

Today she brought two divine swords, but she only planned to use one. Using two would be a bit of a bully, and the victory would be useless.Unless he is about to lose because of his poor state, he will sacrifice another divine sword, but that is impossible.

You see, Zhang Yogurt, as a swordsman with two swords, won the battle with only one sword. Hey, hey, wouldn't the effect be doubled with the strategy just now?

"Genius, oh genius!"

Zhang Yogurt proudly walked into the forest.

Wu Aiwei is already waiting here.

Zhang Yogurt dressed youthfully and hotly, wearing a black vest, shorts, rainbow socks and work shoes in this winter, full of vigor and vigor.Wu Aiwei wore a black bodysuit and a metal mask with a sci-fi futuristic feel. He couldn't see his face, which was completely different and cold.

The height of the two is almost the same, both are very tall, with similar body proportions, thin waist and long legs, regardless of their faces and clothes, they look like the same person.

All are equally dazzling.

Zhang Yogurt looked at the time: "It's 11:30, I'm too lazy to wait, let's start."

Wu Weiwei's answer was only one word:

"Can!"

Then he gripped the hilt of the sword in his hand tightly.

"Sigh~"

There was a slight sound as the scabbard rubbed against the blade.

The spirit sword also hummed excitedly.

No gongs, no drums, no referees, just one eye contact between the two sides, and the battle has already begun.

The two of them used all their strength immediately.

The ten thousand swords of the sword sect return to the sect, the rain of swords fills the sky, the ultimate kendo of the royal court, the unity of man and sword.The spirit sword collided with the ordinary sword, and the sword rain chased the figure, and the figure also shuttled freely among thousands of sword lights.One has used swordsmanship to the extreme, and thousands of swords seem to come alive, which is incomparable even at the sixth level of the sword gods of the past dynasties. It's all in her eyes.

……

"Bang bang bang!"

The corn burst in the pot one after another, hit the tempered glass cover, and kept beating and colliding in the pot.

Soon it was quiet.

Chen Shu lifted the lid, and the milky fragrance wafted into his nostrils.

Twist one up and put it in your mouth.

"can."

The sweetness and milky flavor are just right.

"If the urban management uncle is not strict, I can go out and set up a stall, and I will definitely make a lot of money during the Chinese New Year." Chen Shu turned around and handed one to Taozi, "Specially pick the downstairs of the movie theater, and then call a yogurt partner. If someone makes trouble, let her settle it, and open a box of popcorn every day for her wages."

"Hahahahaha..."

Taozi bit with her left teeth, then switched to the right after biting, while squinting at the man quietly.

Those who talk to themselves don't look like a good person at first glance.

"what do you think?"

"Wang~"

"At that time, I invite you to be a lucky cat. When you see a young lady who is good-looking, doesn't look very smart, and is easy to deceive, you roll in front of her and hook her over. I also I'll pay you five yuan a day, which is even higher than Zhang yogurt." Chen Shu paused, "Ask Xiaoxiao to be the cashier and Qingqing to give me a massage. I'm so happy."

"Wang?"

"Hahaha……"

Chen Shu is happy.

Put up the popcorn and save it until Chen Banxia comes back to eat in the afternoon.Then fry candied peanuts for Professor Chen, and candied sweet potatoes for Lawyer Wei. These old couples love sweets more and more as they get older. Eat it, diabetes is waiting for you.

Chen Shu muttered in his heart while doing it.

At twelve noon, the old couple came back.

Their places of work are not far away. If there is no one at home, they usually eat near the school and the studio. If someone at home cooks, they are still happy to come back to eat.Besides, this kind of treatment is quite rare, and it is limited to winter vacation.

Chen Shu also stir-fried two dishes, one was mushrooms with garlic, which Lawyer Wei liked very much, and the other was fried meat with salt, which Professor Chen liked, and they were all placed on the table.

"You guys eat first."

As Chen Shu said, he took out his mobile phone and put on his earphones.

With excitement, he opened the Guxiu Group.

Green vegetable cocoa: @突然除口立

Green Vegetable Cocoa: Brother Meng, live broadcast, come quickly

Suddenly shut up and stood: finished

Suddenly shut up and stood up: I sent you a message from Fetion, asking you to go online, why didn't you reply me / pouted

Vegetable cocoa:? ? ?

Vegetable Cocoa: Isn’t it only twelve o’clock now?

Vegetable Cocoa: Finished in 1 minute?

The Gate of Wonders: Grandma's benefactor arrived early, so it started at 11:30 and finished in 10 minutes

Qingdeng Ancient Buddha: Amitabha, the green vegetable donor did not see it, what a pity!This is the most exciting competition that the poor monk has seen so far. Wang Ting's ultimate swordsmanship is indeed the fastest and sharpest in the world. The sword sect has been passed down for thousands of years, and it is amazing to return to the sect with a thousand swords in one hand!The two are hard to distinguish the winner, which is extremely exciting!

Haoran righteousness: /eating melon seeds

The beauty with eight-pack abs: It's really exciting!

The beauty with eight-pack abs: Brother, your contest with Sister Yogurt was not so exciting! !

Grandma always said: / Pick your nose

Green vegetables and cocoa: Is there no sense of time?

Green Vegetable Coco: So who wins in the end?

Grandma always said: Of course I won!you still need to ask?Willing to bet and admit defeat!Say you're an ugly dog!

Grandma always said: And you, quickly say you are a dog@江来

Vegetable cocoa: /I don't believe it

Vegetable Cocoa: Is that so?

The Gate of Wonders: Donor of Vegetables, Willing to Bet

Chen Shu twitched the corners of his mouth, a little in disbelief.

Vegetable Cocoa: Is that so? @haoranzhengqi

Haoran righteousness: willing to gamble and admit defeat

Vegetable Cocoa: Please answer positively

Grandma always said: Can you afford to lose?Mo Mo ha ha, let me start to look down on you a bit

Grandma always said: Hurry up, hurry up @青草可可@姜来

Qingcai Keke: Is that so, junior sister? @八包abdominal beauty

Qingcai Keke: Junior Sister, I believe in you the most

1 minutes passed.

2 minutes passed.

Chen Shu waited silently.

Professor Chen on the opposite side was holding a peanut and poured a glass of wine for a drink. Lawyer Wei was holding a sweet potato and pulled out long strands, holding his chopsticks high.

Taozi was also concentrating on eating, but he didn't move.

If Chen Banxia played with his mobile phone while eating, he might have been criticized, but if Chen Shu is in charge of the kitchen, it means he has the right to speak. For his behavior of staring at his mobile phone without eating, the old couple has always been invisible.

"Buzz."

Grandma always said:? ? ?

Grandma always said: Do you have any seeds?Qingqing chose a person like you, which really makes me feel incomprehensible!

Vegetable Cocoa: @青灯古佛

Qingcai Keke: Master, it’s time to perform your duties as a middleman, monks don’t lie

1 minutes passed.

2 minutes passed.

No reply.

Grandma always said: They all went to eat, and there is no time to reply, hurry up, don't make me look down on you

Grandma always said: Isn't it just "I'm an ugly dog"?If there's anything you can't say, just speak up, and I can give you a high look

Grandma always said: And you are an ugly dog

Qingcai Keke: @Just call Luo Huaian forget it

Grandma always said: She was beaten half to death by me, she was unconscious and unable to make a sound

Grandma always said: look at my current state, and look at her who is no longer angry, it is already obvious whether to win or lose