Who is not a monk

"??"

Chen Shu scratched his head and deleted it again.

Retype this time.

Chen Shu: Are you him? Let’s talk by yourself.

Qingqing:?

Chen Shu withdrew a message.

Chen Shu: I miss you too

Chen Shu: /cute

Qingqing: No wonder you keep showing that you are typing, but no message has been sent

Qingqing: / die laughing

Chen Shu: / indifferent

Two people send each other common expressions.

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This afternoon I rode my little eDonkey out to find food, but the car broke down on the way, and I pushed it back for about ten kilometers, so it was delayed

Chapter 342 It's hard to eat, so you can go to cat for cat

October is here.

Ling'an Academy, female dormitory.

Zhang Yogurt rarely sat at the desk, facing the computer, and opened the document editor, but she rested one hand on the keyboard, but did not move. Thumb, biting his teeth, staring at the computer in a daze.

The light from the screen made her face white and her eyes sparkle.

At this time, she was wearing a pair of rainbow-colored shorts, showing a pair of big white legs, and she was only wearing a white vest on her upper body. It was pure color, without patterns, and the outline of the inner straps and shoulder straps were faintly revealed, which was also white.

Today's Zhang Yogurt is Academic Zhang Yogurt.

Yesterday, she consulted with her little sister about the thesis, but was ruthlessly ridiculed by her little sister, which made her feel very angry——she vowed to come up with a shocking thesis and shock all the tutors and judges at the defense site And classmates, then shock the whole school, preferably the whole country, and finally let the little sisters and all those who look down on me in the sand sculpture group slap and slap their faces, making their faces swollen.

The first step is to start with the essay topic.

At present, there are about four types of papers she can choose:

Current situation investigation and research, teaching experiment, technical and tactical statistical analysis and theoretical analysis.

The first one is super simple and has basically no technical content. It only needs to do some research and research and then calculate it. Naturally, it has no gold content. It is suitable for some people with low levels to graduate. "Investigation and Research on ", "Investigation and Research on the Proportion and Tendency of Students of Yujing Cai School Campus to Take Traditional Swordsmanship" and other topics.

This kind of paper has basically no shortcomings except that it cannot be rated as excellent.

The second type requires a certain level of technical content, and it also needs to be supported by experimental data. The gold content is higher, but the requirements for its own level are also higher.

The disadvantage of choosing this kind of paper is that experiments and data are more difficult to obtain. Just like if you want to write "The Influence of Spiritual Awareness Training on Traditional Sword Cultivation in Combat", first you need to get in touch with high-level swordsmen, and then you need to do experiments. Be professional and credible, otherwise the instructor and judges may not believe it and think that you just made up an experiment, but you didn't actually do it.

This is zero difficulty for Zhang Yogurt.

High-level traditional sword repair?Hahahaha, I am not talented!It is a high-level traditional sword repair!

Even if he can't do it himself, Jianzong will catch a lot.

However, there are other difficulties, that is, to do detailed experimental analysis, to see the essence through phenomena, to have rich theoretical knowledge, and to cite other people's opinions to support your own inferences, but Zhang Yogurt has always been a practical school, and Not theoretical.

Some professional statistical software is also used, and knowledge of statistics is required.

This is even worse.

"For now."

Zhang Yogurt frowned, looking at the next one.

The third category is technical and tactical analysis, which has the highest gold content and is easy to judge. If it is written well, it is most likely to achieve a stunning effect.

However, it is also the most difficult.

For example, you can write "Research on the Fighting Style of Traditional Sword Cultivation Against Spiritual Cultivation" and "Analysis of Offensive and Defense Techniques of the Great Disciples of Jianzong in "Tianshan Lunjian"". Obviously, you need to have a very high level of professional understanding. This is not bad, but the problem is still the same as the previous one. She is not a theoretical school and may not be able to organize convincing language. It is not enough to rely on "I feel" and "I think" alone, and requires data, and a lot of data .

Assuming that the sixth-level swordsmanship and spiritual cultivation confrontation——

About how many units of spiritual power does Lingxiu's tracer use?What is the spiritual power conversion rate?How fast is the explosion?How hot is it?How broad is it?What is the energy consumption ratio of a sword repairer's defense?How fast is the flying and dodging speed?Is it more profitable to run directly into it or to avoid it?How much is the sword cultivator's energy-intensive attack?What is the most correct way to deal with it?

Etc., etc……

And these data must be able to calculate the results that conform to the conclusion. If one of the calculations is wrong in the middle, all have to be recalculated.

At the same time, what she said is not enough, and a large number of analytical data from authoritative sources are needed.

However, in her eyes, bullshit authorities are all rubbish.

Zhang Yogurt scratched her head and looked at the last one.

The last one is theoretical analysis.

Hahahaha, there is no theoretical school in Jianzong. They all rely on feelings and spiritual perception. People in Jianzong never believe in theory, nor do they believe in data...

"Tsk..."

Zhang Yogurt grinned.

suddenly feel...

Is it okay not to amaze everyone?

The tutor leads so many students alone, how many papers the judges have to read in a day, how many students scold them, and the students write the papers to death. Maybe they have changed many versions before the defense. Shock them a bit, huh?

When people get along with each other, they must consider each other.

Zhang Yogurt thought so.

At this time, a figure appeared at the door.

Zhang Yogurt instantly turned her head to look——

The little girl was wearing bear pajamas, holding a glass of water, and looked at her expressionlessly: "Sister Yogurt, why don't you always close the bedroom door?"

"Why are you closing the door?"

"privacy."

"I have no privacy."

"..."

The little girl was silent for a while, then suddenly tilted her head to look at her: "What are you doing now?"

"Oh! I'm writing a thesis!"

As Zhang Yogurt said, she quickly put her hands on the keyboard, and while keeping turning her head to stare at the little girl, she pressed randomly on the keyboard.

All of a sudden there was a crackling sound.

The little girl was silent for a few more seconds before walking in with a glass of water.

"?"

Zhang Yogurt froze for a moment.

After a few seconds.

The little girl stood behind her holding a water glass, looking at the messy characters on her screen with a calm expression.

"I'm kidding you..."

Zhang Yogurt grinningly selected and deleted them all, and said to her, "I'm still thinking about the topic, and I'm going to figure it out soon."

The little girl didn't say anything, took a sip from the water glass, then turned and left silently.

He also closed the bedroom door for her.

"call……"

Zhang Yogurt exhaled.

Picking up the kettle on the table that looked like a child's head, she poured light yellow tea from her two nostrils. After drinking a cup of wisdom tea, she felt that her thinking became quicker in an instant under the psychological effect. She was determined to think of the simplest one. The topic, mixed up with this graduation.

A real strong person does not need a graduation thesis or a graduation defense to explain himself.

Zhang Yogurt is undoubtedly a real powerhouse.

"Clap clap clap..."

The sound of the keyboard sounded again.

A line of large characters appeared on the document editing software: "Investigation and Research on the Real Level of Traditional Swordsmanship Training Courses in Yujing City".

It's a perfect subject.

Not only can I easily pass the graduation defense for myself, but I can also expose to everyone how deep the Yujing City swordsmanship training class is, and maybe I will have conflicts with some unscrupulous training classes during the investigation process, killing three birds with one stone.

Thinking about it, none of my classmates dared to write this kind of investigation paper before, right?

Only my yogurt dare.

"Hum..."

Zhang Yogurt picked up the teapot again, drank a cup of snot tea, and replied to her supervisor about the topic of her thesis.

Immediately after that, news of the tutor came from the group.

Zhang Ping: How many times have I said it!Papers on status quo investigations are not allowed!In the end, some students still didn't listen!This kind of paper is too watery and has no gold content. It is okay to choose an ordinary school. You are all high-achieving students of Ling'an Academy. I don't know what you think about choosing this kind of paper. It's really embarrassing!

Zhang Ping: @张肉饼

Zhang Ping: There is also this classmate, the topic you chose made me suspect that you are a disciple of Jianzong

Zhang Ping: Calm down, Yujing’s swordsmanship training industry has long been cleaned up by your Jianzong disciples. Let me just say that this kind of problem may be passed by other instructors, but it must not be done by me.

Zhang Yogurt looked at the news and was stunned.

The perfect title, just died.

The road of the strong, the middle way collapses.

"Snapped!"

Zhang Yogurt threw the keyboard away.

Write, write, write a chicken.

……

The second day of October.

The temperature in Yujing plummeted.

Chen Shu and the little girl each held a bowl of snail noodles and sat on a stone table in the yard to eat. There was also a white cat squatting on the table. The white cat ate fried eggs. An expression of understanding.

"Suck it..."

The little girl took a sip of the powder, pressed the fried egg into the soup with chopsticks, and then said: "Brother-in-law, when my sister comes back, I will hit the fourth step."

"sharp."

Chen Shu praised without hesitation.

It took a while for the little girl to open up her spiritual sea after she went to university. She is only in the first semester of her junior year, and she has only been practicing formally for less than two years. Advance to the fifth rank before graduating from university.

"When the time comes, while you're unconscious, I'll take my sister and shave your hair."

"Hmm!!~"

The little girl made a voice of refusal.

"Suck it~"

Chen Shu took another big mouthful of rice noodles, and the tail of rice noodles flicked, splashing a drop of soup onto Taozi's face.

"Wow woof!!"

Taozi suddenly felt bad for the whole cat, and subconsciously screamed. Those who didn't know it thought that Chen Shu had poured hot oil on it.

"what?"

Chen Shu stared at it strangely, suspecting that the little thing was scolding him, so he thought for a while before saying, "This is food, and it's not something dirty. Why are you reacting so violently? You can't tell the difference." clean it?"