Who is not a monk

"Didn't learn the word."

"Then your sister didn't beat you?"

"No."

"Did my sister already like him very much then?"

"Yes."

"..." Zhang Yogurt was still a little skeptical, "You are so young, do you know what liking is?"

"I've grown up."

"Oh." Zhang Yogurt was easily persuaded, "Then when you get along with your sister and brother-in-law, what is it like when you are not celebrating your birthday?"

"Just like the three of us together."

"Describe it in detail."

"I, sister, brother-in-law, stay together."

"Describe it more carefully!!"

"We stay in one house."

"...Is it the same as yesterday?"

"Yes."

"..." Zhang Yogurt fell silent again, "Did your brother-in-law really sleep in sister's bed last night?"

"Yes."

"What about my sister?"

"Sleeping sofa."

"Oh……"

That's okay that's okay.

Zhang Yogurt thought for a while, then asked again: "Then do you also like to get along with your brother-in-law?"

"You have a lot of questions..."

"I'll buy you potatoes for a week!"

"like."

"?"

The plain answer without hesitation was beyond her expectations.

After a little hesitation, Zhang Yogurt asked boldly, "Then do you like to get along with your brother-in-law, or do you like to get along with me?"

"?"

"Okay, if one side is the most delicious potato in the world, and the other side is your brother-in-law, you can only choose one side, which side do you choose?"

"Brother-in-law."

"..." Zhang Yogurt's expression gradually became solemn, "Why do you and your sister like him so much? Don't you have the blood of heaven and man?"

"Because he is brother-in-law."

"Which point specifically?"

"He's brother-in-law."

"Then what if he isn't your brother-in-law?"

"he is."

"Then what if he broke up with your sister?"

"Change my sister."

"What about your sister?"

"Which sister?"

"..."

Zhang Yogurt gave a thumbs up slowly, then fell down on the sofa with a bang, unable to calm down for a long time.

The little girl returned to the room, her eyes flickering.

Do you need a reason to like to get along with your brother-in-law?

There seems to be no reason.

That's a habit from childhood.

Mom has a bad temper and serious lack of patience, and Dad is an extremely cold person, and neither of them can take care of children.

My sister seems to have inherited her father's indifference and mother's irritability at the same time. Although there are not many inheritances, if there is no brother-in-law who has taken care of them since childhood, taught them gently and patiently, cared for them, and led them to understand the world in a correct way. It's hard to imagine what they would look like now.

I'm afraid the relationship between my sister and her will not be as good as it is now?

Such a sister must be a strange and unlovable sister.

correct--

Such a self must be a strange self.

So for her and her sister, the most important person in the world is her brother-in-law.

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Chapter 1 Do you think I am as stupid as you? (Thanks to the leader of "Small Fishing Village in the East China Sea")

"Ling'an Academy Documents"

The decision of Ling'an University to issue a school-wide notice of criticism to Zhang Yogurt:

On April 5021, 4, Zhang Yogurt (Wuxiu and Wuzhe Academy, Wuxiu Department, student of Class 10, 5019, student number 1) went to a fellow villager's home for a party, and felt embarrassed to go empty-handed. I heard that the fellow didn't buy fish. So he offered to buy the fish by himself. For the sake of "face", he decided to bring a good fish, so he set his sights on the golden fin fish raised in Changhu Lake by the aquaculture major of the College of Life Sciences in Changhu Lake.At about 50190211001:[-] in the morning, the student came to the east bank of Changhu Lake. After lingering for a while, he managed to ingest three goldfin fishes from the lake with the recruiting technique under the eyes of everyone, and then released the two smaller ones into the lake. The big one was taken away by her, and at the same time she verbally abused the students who were watching.This incident had a bad impact on the school and seriously hurt the feelings of all the teachers and students of the aquaculture major in the School of Life Sciences and the students who watched and reported. However, because the student had a good attitude of admitting his mistakes and remembered that she was a first-time offender, the school decided to The student was criticized by the whole school.

I hope everyone can learn from it.

At the same time, I would like to advise everyone: Although Changhu Lake is not a breeding pond for species experiments, the fish in Changhu Lake are still not allowed to be fished by any students without permission.The school will organize fishing every year and give back to the teachers and students of the school. If you are interested in fishing, you can sign up to join the fishing team at that time, and do not fish without permission.

Academic Affairs Office of Ling'an University (official seal in the first half)

April 5021, 4 (the second half of the official seal)

Zhang Yogurt stared blankly at the notification, scratching her head involuntarily, feeling a little confused.

What is because of face?

And where did I insult the onlookers?Didn't I use interrogative sentences to tell him not to look at it? Isn't this the normal communication of contemporary young people?

Also, when did I admit my mistakes and have a good attitude?

This makes me look stupid!

The punishment is small, but the face is big.

Zhang Yogurt wanted to talk to that teacher, nephew and grandson for an argument.

……

April [-]th, morning. .

Chen Shu received a message from the squad leader.

Wang Weixin: Boss

Wang Weixin: Registration for the off-campus ring competition has begun. If you are interested, I will help you report your name and hand it over to the leaders for review.

Chen Shu: Interested

Wang Weixin: /OK

Chen Shu: Trouble, Mr. Squad Leader

Chen Shu: / Bow

Wang Weixin: /Don't dare to be, don't dare to be

Wang Weixin: / Pass tea to the boss

Wang Weixin: / Pass cigarettes to the boss

Wang Weixin: Boss, you are so fierce, you scared us silly in the last game

Chen Shu: Just ask if you are handsome

Wang Weixin: So handsome

Wang Weixin: If I were a woman, I would want to marry you

Wang Weixin: No, even if I just look more like a girl, as long as you don't dislike me, I will marry you

Chen Shu: /wiping sweat

Chen Shu: To tell you the truth, I happen to have a roommate who looks like a girl

Wang Weixin: Is it so exciting?

Chen Shu: I have all the sleeping pills prescribed.

Chen Shu chatted with this very nice monitor, then closed his window, thought for a while, and clicked on another classmate's profile picture. In the chat window between him and this classmate, there were only texts sent by the other party. With a red envelope of "I'm really sorry", and the system feedback that I received the red envelope, I didn't say a word, mainly because I didn't bother to say it.

Chen Shu: Have you signed up?Sister Yan

Harsh Aya: / Panic

Harsh Aya: I watched your game! !

Chen Shu: Really?

Chen Shu: /My my little dried fish is shocked

Yan Keling: You are not a sophomore at all! !

Chen Shu: / Spread hands

Harsh Aya: Liar!

Chen Shu: So have you signed up?

Harsh Aya: What?

Chen Shu: Competition outside the school

Stern Aya: Of course I did!

Strict Ling: I want everyone to see that the former Yuzong is back!

Chen Shu: ok

Strict Aya: Have you reported it?

Chen Shu: Reported

Harsh Aya: I hope we don't meet at the beginning

Chen Shu: Don't worry, this rubbish competition is very watery, and the matching mechanism is not random at all. I seriously suspect that it was all discussed by them. It is certain that there will be no confrontation between the same school as soon as it comes up.

Harsh Aya: That's good

Chen Shu: What are you worried about?

Chen Shu: Do you still want to win the championship?

Yan Keling: Of course it's impossible, I practiced late, and I don't have a sect background, and I'm only at the fourth level now

Strict Aya: But I heard that in the awards at that time, in addition to the top three overall, No.1 of the fourth level will also be given, which will also be awarded with credits

Strict Ling: I originally thought that no one in the same rank would be able to beat me, but I met you, senior brother

Strict Aya: Ah bah!You fake brother!

Chen Shu: /sluggish

Yan Keling's martial strength is indeed a bit against the sky, maybe it is difficult for Zhang Yogurt at the fourth level to beat her.